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  1. Delivery driver hides his package behinds the pillar, notices another package and does the same.

    19879 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  2. Federal documents: more than 300,000 likely to die if restrictions are lifted

    19879 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  3. I want Chocolate

    19877 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  4. TIL 4 out of 5 millennials have never eaten a Big Mac before, showing how McDonald's is struggling to compete with new, fast-casual burger joints

    19874 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  5. This vintage pitcher and cup set with the kool aid man on them

    19871 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  6. I tweeted that Todd has recently helped me come to terms with my asexuality and Aaron Paul decided to drop me a message, what a nice guy

    19866 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  7. We both have more hair now 🥰

    19861 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  8. What movies could have been much shorter if the main characters just used a little common sense?

    19846 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  9. What do you think happened!

    19844 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  10. ...

    19825 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  11. Making use of that fake drawer underneath your sink.

    19822 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  12. This dress

    19821 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  13. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

    19815 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  14. Media Bias Chart

    19810 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  15. ALRIGHT MR. KRABS!!!

    19800 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  16. Depression

    19799 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  17. Saw this on memes, it belongs here.

    19789 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  18. When was the first “manly moment”?

    19787 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  19. Trump gives FEMA power to restrict trade of essential goods into Canada: U.S. President Donald Trump is vowing to stop the export of vital medical supplies despite a warning from Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to keep the Canada-U.S. border open to goods needed to fight the coronavirus pandemic.

    19781 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  20. Modern way to skip class

    19773 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  21. 27. Wrote this on the back of my Denied Unemployment Decision. Turns out I didn’t make enough money before I lost my job to qualify. Also it’s my Birthday. Destroy Me.

    19771 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  22. Amazon has suspended 6,000 seller accounts globally for coronavirus price gouging

    19766 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  23. IAmA Wheel of Fortune champion; I never called an incorrect letter, never had an unlucky spin on the wheel, missed only one tossup puzzle, and walked away with $113K in winnings ($62K cash, a new BMW, and a trip to Barbados).

    19762 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  24. It's Corona Time

    19761 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  25. My friends and I decided to strike an interesting pose with some new suits.

    19761 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  26. San Francisco mayor says city's PPE orders have been diverted, confiscated: It 'blows my mind'

    19757 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  27. Taken from my parents’ kitchen window. They don’t have any cats...

    19753 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  28. 'I'll miss you dearly': Sen. Warren announces her oldest brother died from coronavirus

    19748 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  29. Dear proud gay people: I don't give a fuck about your sexual preferences.

    19746 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  30. UK Health secretary Matt Hancock is facing a growing backlash over his claim that NHS workers are using too much PPE, with one doctors' leader saying that the failure to provide adequate supplies was a "shocking indictment" of the government's response to the coronavirus outbreak.

    19741 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  31. TIL A statue of Nikola Tesla in Silicon Valley radiates free wifi. It was designed to inspire entrepreneurs who come to the Silicon Valley to think big and selflessly.

    19740 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  32. Don't tell me I'm the only Spotify user that this happens to

    19739 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  33. Parasite (2019) is said to take place in the same universe as Yesterday (2019) because no one in Bong Joon Ho’s masterpiece recalls or mentions The Beatles.

    19734 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  34. You can have sex with any person ever. Who do you choose?

    19718 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  35. My son had osteosarcoma and finished his last chemo

    19714 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  36. I experimented with the new 1.16 blocks, this Nether Portal came out!

    19701 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  37. It took us 3 years to build this cyberpunk city using voxels

    19682 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  38. He knocked himself sober.

    19674 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  39. A toy that can do magic

    19672 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  40. Superboy saves pup from pit full of oil

    19661 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  41. A Secret.

    19660 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  42. Seriously...

    19650 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  43. It’s my first post in here, sorry for bad English

    19625 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  44. Not a single shipment of medical-grade N95 masks arrived at U.S. ports during the month of March.

    19621 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  45. Alaska school district bans 5 classics from high school curriculum including Gatsby, Invisible Man and Catch-22. Reasons range from “anti-white messaging” to “sexual references.”

    19616 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  46. Make your money work for you 💰💰💰

    19611 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  47. My nephew turned 6 a few days ago. He loves sharks a desperately wanted a cake that looked like a shark eating a person, so my sister made this.

    19594 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  48. You're under arrest

    19588 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  49. This 600 LED infinity mirror coffee table I built

    19588 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  50. this woman picketing on a street in 1940

    19583 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  51. She is absolutely gorgeous

    19567 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  52. Trump adviser Peter Navarro made a bad bet 60 Minutes didn't cover pandemic preparedness under Obama

    19566 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  53. Found friends mom on pornhub

    19561 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  54. Nice legs

    19556 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  55. Calm down, it's not like they're kneeling during a song.

    19549 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  56. Dutch speakers how true is this?

    19537 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  57. How all the lib-left subs on Reddit look like.

    19524 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  58. Man robs store gets shot

    19524 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  59. Every time

    19519 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  60. The scratch on my mom's car looks like 4 people on a canoe

    19510 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  61. China infuriated as Netherlands changes its representative office’s name in Taiwan

    19505 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  62. This little girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk in 1938

    19496 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  63. dude has given this a lot of thought

    19478 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  64. What a thrilling freakout!

    19476 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  65. Very Detailed Political Compass

    19464 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  66. My roommates' booty call wants me to "put some clothes on".

    19458 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  67. I'm in a female-majority gaming server. Not once did we hear any complaints from the guys in the server being harassed or otherwise feel uncomfortable. If we can treat male gamers like normal people I just wish that they would do the same to us.

    19456 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  68. *Splat*

    19449 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  69. They’re identical, how did their mom notice?

    19435 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  70. Didn’t see that coming....

    19424 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  71. Most Milky Way images I see on here are taken with a wide angle lens. I took a different approach, and used a telephoto lens to get extreme details on our Galaxy and the foreground alike!

    19420 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  72. What it feels like to play Animal Crossing

    19419 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  73. Only thing you won't get bored with in this lockdown...

    19416 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  74. Joe Exotic 4 President

    19396 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  75. One of the funniest commercials I know

    19351 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  76. Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!

    19346 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  77. TIL in 1800s, freed African-American slaves were helped to migrate to Liberia to escape oppression into a country of their very own, where they immediately established an apartheid upon their native African cousins, treating them the same way they were treated by their white oppressors.

    19336 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  78. TIL Fossil remains of an extinct colossus penguin was nearly 7 feet tall and weighed 250 pounds, unearthed in Antarctica

    19330 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  79. This Mesmerizing Spirograph

    19321 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  80. Payment for work? That’s socialism

    19317 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  81. Trump reportedly comes into work as late as noon after a morning of 'rage viewing' TV

    19310 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  82. what will survive 2020 but won't be nearly as popular?

    19298 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  83. When she does the wave

    19287 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  84. It was at this moment she realised, she fucked up.

    19283 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  85. I made this meme and I'm not sure how to feel

    19268 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  86. [Image] You’ll Never Have Everyone’s Approval

    19262 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  87. "Ah [click] klee oo [click] voo kly atoe."

    19256 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  88. A condor gauges the wind speed/direction before taking flight after release into the wild

    19252 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  89. If you die on your period, does someone take your tampon out before you’re buried/cremated/etc. or would they just leave it?

    19249 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  90. It all makes sense now

    19242 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  91. On Request. The statue of "Tombili". She was a street cat who lived in Istanbul. She was known for her friendliness and her way of leaning against steps.

    19215 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  92. An antibody recovered from a survivor of the SARS epidemic in the early 2000s has revealed a potential vulnerability of the new coronavirus at the root of COVID-19.

    19210 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  93. ant people

    19209 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  94. I had to speak up

    19207 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  95. TIFU by ruining a memory of a deceased man for (at least) three people.

    19203 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  96. I’m Christopher Paolini, author of Eragon and To Sleep in a Sea of Stars. AMA!

    19191 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  97. I'm in NYC and I've always wanted to hug a cow. Where can I go where this is possible once this mess is over?

    19190 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  98. Karen Pence Claims VP Didn’t Know About Mask Policy. Mayo Clinic Says It Told Him.

    19190 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  99. Italy is starting to turn the corner on COVID-19

    19184 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  100. Gosh, 30 Rock is just brilliant.

    19178 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020