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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Apple announces the new $399 second generation iPhone SE

    16533 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  2. Two separate Reddit posts line up perfectly

    16532 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  3. A lizard has been observed giving live birth and laying eggs from the same pregnancy. This is the first such observation in any vertebrate.

    16531 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  4. Had us in the first half Ngl

    16529 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  5. WCGW Believing someone blindly

    16516 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  6. Oooof. Sorry bro

    16512 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  7. Giant hotdog finger

    16509 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  8. Cursed_grandma

    16508 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  9. It's disgusting how much we use couches and don't have the ability to easily wash them.

    16482 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  10. Son of a....

    16482 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  11. 🔥 Forbidden Banana 🔥

    16475 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  12. Coronavirus deaths in the US top 45,000, doubling in a week

    16474 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  13. cursed_starterpack

    16471 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  14. The girlfriend: the guardian of her partner’s hoodies

    16467 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  15. The first shot is a warning shot..

    16465 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  16. SLPT on happiness

    16465 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  17. Catching a fish with a rock

    16460 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  18. Pass it around

    16438 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  19. Crazy business owner in my town thought it would be a good idea to post this.

    16425 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  20. Another Dies Inside...

    16423 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  21. The guy who left his girlfriend because he found she got gangbanged before being together was absolutely justified.

    16422 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  22. [Rovell] Confirmed that the Los Angeles Lakers were the only NBA team to ask for a Paycheck Protection Plan loan from the Small Business Administration. They received $4.6M and, as first reported by @kevinarnovitz, they have now returned it.

    16421 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  23. 2meirl4meirl

    16415 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  24. This dad leaps into action just in time to help another guy.

    16409 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  25. YSK: If you really want to support your local restaurant, don't order third party delivery (GrubHub, DoorDash, etc). Instead, order directly from the restaurant. Delivery providers charge the restaurant 15% to 30% of the total.

    16386 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  26. I simply cannot believe that people are protesting in Annapolis today.

    16383 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  27. God Bless America?

    16359 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  28. How a physics degree really pays off

    16357 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  29. The last minutes of 4/20 eve

    16354 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  30. Now there’s an idea

    16331 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  31. When the puts go from -99% to -98%

    16331 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  32. Me_irl

    16317 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  33. TIL that much of '80s punk and punk-inspired fashion - fishnets, lipstick, wild hair, androgyny - can be traced directly to the influence of 1975's Rocky Horror Picture Show

    16306 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  34. Prostitution should be entirely legal.

    16292 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  35. This email my boss sent me today. He’s the best boss I’ve ever had and I couldn’t be any more thankful to work for him.

    16270 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  36. My wife got me a custom mug for our anniversary. It was delivered a few months late but I love it! ITS US AS LINK AND ZELDA

    16266 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  37. Rep. Ilhan Omar Introduces Bill to Cancel All Rent and Mortgage Payments During the COVID-19 Pandemic

    16263 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  38. Now this,this is bullsh*t

    16254 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  39. People who have kids before sorting out their traumas and issues are selfish and part of the reason why we have so many problems in the world.

    16249 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  40. Idiot ends up in the same place

    16234 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  41. Casualties from trying to flatten the curve

    16224 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  42. Take this Karens out there

    16214 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  43. Absolute heart squeeze.

    16210 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  44. Why do people say high school is the best years of your life?

    16197 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  45. Took soo long but I'm proud of it!

    16194 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  46. The most “Karen” sentence

    16193 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  47. Dog steals candy teeth

    16184 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  48. Love is warm

    16178 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  49. Coronavirus can survive long exposure to high temperature, a threat to lab staff around world: paper - French scientists had to bring the temperature to almost boiling point to kill virus

    16153 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  50. Down on his peanut farm, future-president Jimmy Carter (1960)

    16149 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  51. Ozzy the desk weasel.

    16141 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  52. Charles Koch network pushed $1 billion cut to CDC, now attacks shelter-in-place policies for harming business

    16137 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  53. Seagull updates cat on latest gossip

    16137 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  54. This quarantine is bringing out the best of people

    16132 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  55. Washington state nonprofit files lawsuit saying Fox News misled viewers about coronavirus

    16125 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  56. PsBattle: These guys and their tiger cow

    16124 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  57. Being a dick

    16124 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  58. Videogames be like:

    16112 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  59. Laminar Flow really looks like sorcery, especially when it’s paint

    16097 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  60. Book sales surge as readers seek escapism and education: "Sales of fiction rose by a third, while children's education went up 234% to the third highest level on record"

    16087 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  61. Didn't realize how much I missed my students... :(

    16084 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  62. I’m at work

    16082 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  63. Sperm whales don't have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth

    16075 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  64. Bradley Cooper's voice acting is incredible.

    16071 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  65. I don’t care how much you hate Americans, when in the US you should respect their customs....exactly as you demand Americans to respect yours, in your home country.

    16062 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  66. Media outlets do not report corporate misconduct, such as environmental offences, corruption, or violations of societal standards around human rights. Instead, media are often influenced by their own interests, including advertising revenues paid by offending companies.

    16057 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  67. Some small-business owners got $0, while lenders got billions in fees

    16049 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  68. When flick says: Let me know if you catch any more!

    16021 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  69. A special effects artist made himself a mask for the pandemic

    16016 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  70. Little Hero

    16010 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  71. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    15997 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  72. Drive-In Movie Theaters Thrive Despite Lack of New Titles: "People Just Want to Get Out"

    15994 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  73. Wisconsin dairy farmer dumps 56K pounds of milk: 'no one's buying it'

    15994 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  74. How often do you open a Reddit post, type up a full response, and then decide not to post it?

    15992 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  75. Loud cars and engine sounds are fucking annoying

    15988 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  76. District 9 is so much more than a generic Sci-Fi or Alien movie

    15987 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  77. Now this I had to share.

    15972 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  78. The yeehaws have a short memory it seems

    15967 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  79. rtx is beautiful

    15965 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  80. Rick and Morty isn’t good

    15959 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  81. No fines should be a set amount

    15941 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  82. Looks like we're in trouble

    15939 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  83. If you're going to buy BF6, don't forget!

    15936 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  84. Trump cuts U.S. research on bat-human virus transmission over China ties

    15935 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  85. Dog Stands on Pool Bottom

    15927 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  86. Bank of America demonstrates the Paycheck Protection Program won't pay out without a fight

    15925 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  87. Whenever this quarantine is over we can get back to our lives!

    15897 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  88. You want a Free Ride?......Fine, I'll take you to Mexico

    15885 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  89. A 5000 piece puzzle done in 35 seconds. Real time: 35 hours and 29 minutes (Credits- @puzzlesbynathan)

    15884 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  90. Synthetic flower made of melted wax

    15875 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  91. Please?

    15870 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  92. Look where you are going

    15870 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  93. TIL that a Detroit school was so understaffed that an 8th grader taught math to his own classmates and to the 7th grade for an entire month.

    15866 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  94. Mum came home after 8 weeks stuck in India.Here's Dad-the least romantic man in the world waiting❤️

    15864 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  95. 🔥 Crabeater seals, found around the coast of Antarctica, have arguably the most unusual tooth shape in existence. They don't eat crabs; the seals' diet is 90% Antarctic krill! Its krill-filtering teeth act like a type of sieve. As they drain seawater after a gulp, their teeth strain out the krill.

    15859 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  96. Blursed McDonald

    15852 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  97. A wizard did it

    15843 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  98. This would suck if I'm actually wrong

    15842 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  99. People are burning down 5G cell phone towers over coronavirus conspiracy theories. And in some cases, they're burning down 4G towers by mistake.

    15841 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  100. Are you have big stupid?

    15833 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020