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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Roses are red when I go out side I feel shy

    8443 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  2. [Image] From Patient to Nurse

    8438 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  3. Brand cookin' up some drumsticks for Trundle (Pixel art)

    8438 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  4. Just came across this gem: Warming up your tires? Kimi knows what he's doing

    8436 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  5. Just because a MAN likes being with kids, playing with them,( ofcourse only if the kids themselves are comfortable), doesn't mean HE is a potential Child Molester.

    8424 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  6. A Doctor breaks down after loosing her patient to Cancer, 2011

    8414 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  7. I'm not sure if you will enjoy this, but here is something different. The Milky Way stretching over frosty trees in northern Finland. [OC] [1440x2160]

    8414 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  8. GDP falls by 4.8 percent, bringing longest economic expansion on record to abrupt halt

    8412 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  9. Captain dad and his thicc fluffy boy

    8401 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  10. This is a real news story

    8396 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  11. Hi there, I'm RTGame. Ask me anything, and it'll be featured in an upcoming video!

    8395 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  12. End me.

    8386 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  13. I drew this five months ago, and it's my favorite drawing today. I'm very proud of him. This is the cathedral in Zagreb, the capital of Croatia.

    8368 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  14. cursed_visit

    8351 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  15. That mom face

    8323 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  16. cursed_car

    8313 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  17. The president of Ireland always keeps his Dog with him wherever he goes!!!

    8305 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  18. : (

    8301 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  19. OFFICIAL Champion Reveal: Pingu, the Guide

    8294 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  20. Kushner calls US coronavirus response a 'success story' as cases hit 1 million

    8274 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  21. I miss hockey. Here's a little something to remind us of a better time.

    8273 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  22. A runaway out of service train in Chicago runs out of a service yard, onto the main tracks, and crashes into a train stopped at a station. The cause was likely water in the electronics. 09/30/13

    8262 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  23. This Legend At A Stoplight Lightning A Joint With A Piece Of Glass

    8258 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  24. People were staring but I know you guys understand

    8249 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  25. If you wear skimpy clothes, you aren’t being sexualised

    8242 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  26. kids have always had cringey dances

    8229 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  27. Parents of Reddit with teenagers, is there anything you wish you would have done in regards to how they were raised?

    8216 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  28. Tales of Runeterra: Demacia | “Before Glory”

    8214 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  29. To the two women at the bar

    8195 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  30. Plaid patterns

    8190 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  31. Today is Śmigus-dyngus, holiday celebrated mostly in Poland. Traditionally boys would pour water on girl they fancy. Nowadays it is mostly celebrated by kids with water battles lasting whole day.

    8189 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  32. Moralising a nation

    8186 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  33. Me_irl

    8183 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  34. Magic

    8178 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  35. Tacos al Pastor (at home, without the giant spinning oven)

    8176 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  36. Keep drawing bud

    8176 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  37. Haven't had sugar in 260 days, best decision of my life !

    8174 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  38. Pool Party Jinx!!

    8153 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  39. 13 years ago today Kaka scored this goal, pure magic

    8146 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  40. Remember, always use your dominant hand if you want to win a chess match

    8144 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  41. You won't find a boy like him

    8142 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  42. Souls veterans know the feels

    8111 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  43. Saw this and immediately thought of my own parents...

    8092 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  44. TIL that 1984 by George Orwell was banned in the USSR for being Anti-Communist, but also banned in the USA for being Pro-Communist.

    8089 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  45. Hooker: “$10 on grass, $30 on sofa, $50 in bed” Man: “I’ll pay $50”

    8089 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  46. Creating Her Own Quarantine Character

    8085 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  47. Comforting baby with back pats ❤️

    8080 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  48. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive update for 4/10/20

    8080 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  49. Going down

    8052 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  50. Please IW, launch Kriss Vector in the game.

    8038 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  51. Doxxing is a real and serious problem on Reddit. Armchair vigilantes are horrible.

    8035 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  52. Is wanting an Average life bad ?

    8000 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  53. Breaking

    7991 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  54. I made this plague doctor mask out of leather

    7988 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  55. Becoming single was the absolute best thing that has ever happened to me

    7965 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  56. I found a relationship where sex isn't an automatic expectation, and realized how liberating it is

    7964 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  57. The transition is almost flawless

    7957 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  58. 🔥 The Harpy Eagle

    7957 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  59. Extreme close-up of a Space Shuttle launch. Credit: NASA

    7939 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  60. Anyone who has completely cut their beard off can relate.

    7933 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  61. Have you ever slept so hard and deep that your brain had to redownload reality once awake?

    7930 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  62. technoplane giveaway

    7927 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  63. Why it's hard to make fun of lib-lefts ideology

    7923 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  64. [Image] 314lbs to 165lbs Lifestyle change

    7903 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  65. EM abandons her child at a camp she didn't sign up for and tells me to send another kid home so he can stay

    7886 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  66. “Guests cannot spend the night at my property.”

    7863 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  67. My number is one digit off from a prostitute I get texts like this all the time.

    7852 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  68. What’s the best meal you ever had that you will probably never get to have again?

    7838 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  69. Cursed_führer

    7832 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  70. 'Murica...

    7830 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  71. Getting ready for morning run.

    7828 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  72. Lifest hack I've ever seen

    7813 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  73. Cases

    7812 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  74. Donald Trump ist das beste Beispiel dafür, dass Erfolg nichts mit Können zu tun hat - oder: Der Neofeudalismus

    7806 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  75. A rare look into a typical WSB DD lab

    7802 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  76. (18F) Been gaming my whole life, but I still suck. The only thing I'm halfway good at is my artwork. I can't stop eating funyuns and I'm inadequate in any social interaction.

    7802 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  77. U know what it’s like

    7798 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  78. Ultimate truth ..

    7798 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  79. My best friend is a child molester

    7796 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  80. A two part story

    7791 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  81. This time, let US be the bros!

    7788 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  82. Elon Musk slams "fascist" social distancing measures in rant about Tesla production - CBS News

    7783 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  83. WCGW running on a treadmill with a blood alcohol level of .09

    7773 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  84. Trudeau to announce financial aid for students, youth who can't work due to COVID-19

    7771 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  85. Idris Elba's 'Turn Up Charlie' cancelled after one season by Netflix

    7763 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  86. If you can't bring up kids properly with care, love and affection, don't have kids

    7757 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  87. In Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Finn is accused of stealing someone's jacket. This is because he is Black

    7755 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  88. Death for the economy?

    7749 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  89. 𝐌𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭-𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭, 𝐈'𝐦 𝟗𝟔 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐀𝐌𝐀

    7744 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  90. Found a camera in my apartment bedroom

    7739 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  91. She loves carrying blankets!

    7735 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  92. YSK Your new appliances would break down at 10x faster rate than your older ones ( Appliance worker here) Tip: Get a 3rd party Warranty no matter what Appliance you buy and make it their problem.

    7721 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  93. I miss Gina

    7704 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  94. GO GET ME A SKYHOOK!

    7700 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  95. Hard Drive Half-pipe

    7682 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  96. Have you ever continued dating someone you didn't fall in love with early on? Why?

    7675 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  97. Joe Biden Is Not Hiding. He’s Lurking. Never get in the way of an incumbent who is digging his own grave.

    7668 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  98. Speaking of foil, who remembers corn pops in that foil bag?

    7658 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  99. TIL, that an Italian banker, Gilberto Baschiera is considered a modern-day Robin Hood. Over the course of 7 years, he secretly diverted 1 million euros to poorer clients from the wealthy ones so they could qualify for loans. He made no profit and avoided jail in 2018 due to a plea bargain.

    7640 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  100. One of my snapchat pals just reminded me that it’s my birthday today. So I want to take this time to congratulate myself on forgetting my own birthday again. Roast my tits off please. Or don’t.

    7631 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020