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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. The absolute state of standup comedy

    20654 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  2. A telltale sign you're becoming an adult is when you first realize how freaking fast dust forms.

    20640 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  3. Which fictional deaths made you sad?

    20635 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  4. In new Finnish police cars, the Mercedes logo has been replaced with Finnish police force logo.

    20623 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  5. Fuck this orange asshole

    20591 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  6. I meditated like 13 days just to have a full moon and take this picture 🌕

    20591 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  7. 170 hours later, here is a clip of everyone in the office but they have Michaels face.

    20574 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  8. 🔥 Y'all today I realised Ican see the Himalayas from my home. (Due to less pollution).

    20554 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  9. Coronavirus: Democrats demand details of Jared Kushner's involvement in supply chain

    20554 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  10. San Francisco mayor says city's PPE orders have been diverted, confiscated: It 'blows my mind'

    20553 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  11. Dodging games is not a problem

    20547 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  12. 18F. Dyed my hair and gave myself bangs during lockdown. Have about 100 band posters in my room and my favourite lockdown hobbies are listening to sad 80s music and reading Star Trek fanfiction. Roast my nerd-goth ass.

    20534 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  13. If you are blocking a road out of protest, I feel no sympathy for you when you get run over.

    20531 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  14. The bottle wants freedom

    20529 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  15. Delusional People: “you may saaaay I’m a dreamer 😔🤟🏾”

    20508 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  16. Not all heroes wear capes

    20498 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  17. Frankie gives no fucks

    20497 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  18. Mug, me, porcelain, 2020

    20485 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  19. How long until it gets burned down

    20476 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  20. You need 8 hours of sleep

    20469 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  21. Bag sealed below the reusable seal making it useless.

    20466 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  22. Optical Illusion

    20454 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  23. Stairs and floor made from a tree downed by Hurricane Irene

    20446 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  24. Jesus take the wheel

    20442 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  25. This sweet stray angel was sitting in front of a store during a Strom when the kind owner noticed and asked her to come inside to shelter.

    20439 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  26. My lamp looks like a well-endowed Easter Island statue wearing a huge hat

    20428 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  27. California Gov. Newsom Signs Executive Order To Prevent Stimulus Money From Being Taken By Debt Collectors

    20425 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  28. I absolutely hate what this quarantine is bringing out in people I know.

    20410 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  29. Art museums

    20372 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  30. Wholesome son

    20342 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  31. meirl

    20340 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  32. WCGW using a bad camera angle

    20330 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  33. MAGA minions... the dumbest fucking people on the planet.

    20313 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  34. Fauci prevented from speaking candidly about hydroxychloroquine efficacy in Sunday briefings

    20309 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  35. Hydro dipping is soo satisfying

    20307 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  36. My mom meeting her dream kitten for the first time today!

    20304 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  37. Report cards are outdated

    20302 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  38. Day 47 of Quarantine

    20285 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  39. 22f roast me, pls

    20283 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  40. Not another C+...

    20282 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  41. Spain's coronavirus deaths slow for second day in row

    20278 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  42. Caring friend

    20277 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  43. Recently, the “5G causes Covid19” conspiracy theory has gained popularity. I’m a Radar Engineer with a masters degree in Telecommunication Engineering and a teaching qualification in high school physics!

    20266 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  44. oh dear

    20264 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  45. Pulling a sneaky

    20249 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  46. Final Giveaway for TWELVE MORE Nintendo Switch Lites and your choice of games! [US/CA only]

    20243 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  47. In Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) C-3PO mentions that the Festival of the Ancestors on Pasaana takes place every 42 years. Rise of Skywalker was released 42 years after the original Star Wars in 1977.

    20242 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  48. me irl

    20239 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  49. Stand back. sH*T'S about to happen.

    20236 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  50. The exiled Water T, talking a lot of sense.

    20235 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  51. Coach turning the lights off

    20230 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  52. This game needs a remaster

    20227 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  53. TIL A band called The Warlocks were set to play a benefit concert in San Francisco in December 1965, but the problem was that there was already a band called The Warlocks...so they changed their name to The Grateful Dead.

    20211 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  54. Baby Hippo Charges Towards Cameraman

    20210 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  55. Mexican lady receiving a food package from a food bank project during this crisis

    20194 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  56. Since someone posted a compilation of Dr. Drew making false statements about the Coronavirus, I think it's only fair to post the apology video he recently made in regards to that, as well.

    20183 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  57. Researchers have designed a mini-protein from the venom of tarantulas that may lead to an alternative method of treating pain and reduce the cases of addiction to opioids

    20180 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  58. Parents of reddit what is the weirdest thing you caught your children doing?

    20149 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  59. 🔥 A rare sight of the Critically Endangered Arabian Leopard in Oman.

    20138 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  60. An incredibly rare albino manta ray

    20123 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  61. Better start getting the divorce papers ready

    20122 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  62. Truth has been spoken

    20120 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  63. Potbelly says it will return $10 million small business loan, following others after outrage

    20094 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  64. What fact sounds fake at first but is actually real?

    20091 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  65. Trump Called Ukrainians “Terrible People.” They Are Airlifting Tons Of Lifesaving Medical Supplies To The US With The Biggest Cargo Planes In The World.

    20089 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  66. Bye Trish!

    20088 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  67. Voting for Trump in the election even after the POTUS just told people to inject themselves with bleach.

    20087 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  68. LARGE!

    20069 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  69. Crazy dad reflexes

    20067 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  70. CBS News's Paula Reid Exposed Trump's Scam By Just Asking the Same Question Repeatedly

    20060 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  71. Massive Spike in NYC ‘Cardiac Arrest’ Deaths Seen as Sign of COVID-19 Undercounting

    20057 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  72. Quarantine Games: The fastest dog dresser

    20053 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  73. Catch and release...child mode.

    20039 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  74. Reminder: Emojis aren’t bad when you don’t spam them annoyingly

    20038 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  75. One in a million double kill.

    20038 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  76. My 3.5 year old ran inside to go to the bathroom, but apparently took a detour for a fistful of brownies. There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.

    20037 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  77. TIFU by not using soap, ever

    20025 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  78. Shoot 'er up my veins 🥴

    20021 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  79. Trump has committed crimes against humanity

    20015 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  80. You get what you deserve

    20015 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  81. 18F and for some reason I’m still working at an ice cream shop daily and not quarantining. Roast me?

    20010 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  82. My EBT went from $15 a month to $175 due to virus. Feels good to have real food in the house.

    20000 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  83. US gov in movies vs real life

    19998 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  84. Oh sh— awwww

    19994 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  85. TIL The day that "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" premiered, there was an op-ed in the New York Times titled "O'Brien flops" that said "one can't help but have grave doubts about his prospects". The op-ed was written by Conan O'Brien himself.

    19991 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  86. Jaguar eating underwater

    19987 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  87. Good old coca cola and mentos

    19983 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  88. ELI5: For automated processes, for example online banking, why do "business days" still exist?

    19973 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  89. [Video] Montage of the PS4 exclusives throughout this generation

    19967 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  90. This is a puddle

    19966 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  91. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    19965 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  92. I heard black cat adoptions have gone down because they are harder to photograph for social media. Reddit, meet Beans.

    19930 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  93. I am a Japanese dude having been a shut-in(aka Hikikomori) for 10 years, currently developing a Hikikomori-themed video game alone for 2.5 years. I think keeping hope has helped me stay on track during a difficult time. AMA! (´▽｀)

    19923 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  94. My x27 zoom camera came in the mail, and i’ve been having a fun time with it.

    19922 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  95. 2meirl4meirl

    19917 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  96. Wasn't going to let the lack of table recipes stop me from making a kitchen

    19915 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  97. E-commerce, Me, Ink on illustration board, 2020

    19915 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  98. JackBlack tells you "DONT BE A SLAVE!" superLOL!!!!

    19911 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  99. Thanks, I hate 9/11 in Animal Crossing

    19904 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  100. Well, thank goodness the virus can’t move sideways.

    19904 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020