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  1. *Empty Wallet Noises*

    24010 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  2. Why are we paying for cloud save if it isn't featured in major games like Animal Crossing?

    24009 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  3. Cleaning out a 3D printer nozzle

    24003 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  4. To point out a mistake

    23999 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  5. This one is too real.

    23996 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  6. (31M) Partner just broke up with me moved backed with her parents and now stuck with a a $1060.17 engagement ring, a roast will help during this lockdown

    23985 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  7. Sorry if it’s a repost.

    23981 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  8. roast me internet do your worst

    23963 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  9. Good kitty

    23961 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  10. The Lockdown Diet

    23937 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  11. There's a reason nobody showers in soda...

    23935 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  12. This bugs me so much

    23933 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  13. Cat getting bamboozled by a card trick

    23921 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  14. This was once revealed to me in a dream

    23920 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  15. Chinese internet users who uploaded coronavirus memories to GitHub have been arrested

    23916 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  16. Just a friendly reminder: Please, do not buy largely overpriced Switches from eBay. These are from people who wipe out the store shelves to make a profit. Buying a Switch is still very possible. Here's how:

    23911 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  17. Shouldn't have said that!

    23908 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  18. Me, with my custom face mask a friend of mine made for me with an old shirt and other materials.

    23905 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  19. TIFU UPDATE: .308 Gunshot Pics NSFW

    23883 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  20. IT workers, what is the most ridiculous "You're IT, you have to fix this" request you've received?

    23879 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  21. My sister is making me crazy

    23875 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  22. Neighbours were having one their usual party’s on Sunday night, on the fire stair landing where my back door is. Asked them to shut it down due to covid as My kitchen window backs on to this landing. This is how the react.

    23874 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  23. True love

    23869 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  24. TIL that while writing the popular 1990s song Friday I'm in Love, The Cure frontman Robert Smith became convinced that he stole the tune from somewhere, and was so paranoid that he called every person he knew and played the song for them, asking if they recognized it. It was, indeed, unique.

    23851 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  25. A drop without the beat.

    23833 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  26. 2meirl4meirl

    23828 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  27. Recreating childhood photographs

    23813 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  28. "So Candace, what did you learn at university?"

    23811 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  29. Jesus said “he who lives by the sword dies by the sword” and he was a carpenter who died nailed to a piece of wood. By this logic, how would you die?

    23795 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  30. Thomas Modly: Navy Secretary resigns after calling fired captain behind coronavirus letter 'stupid' and 'naive'

    23781 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  31. Coronavirus: 31 Dead, Elderly Covered In Feces At Dorval Long-Term Care Facility

    23778 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  32. 🔥 Floating above Idaho 🔥

    23766 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  33. US says hedge funds, private equity are not eligible for small business relief loans

    23760 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  34. China's Forced Organ Harvesting (2020)

    23746 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  35. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🗽

    23743 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  36. Man slaps wife with her son there

    23741 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  37. World population reacts to the death of Kim Jong Un (colorized) (circa 2020)

    23740 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  38. Home is where mom is

    23735 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  39. Megathread: Jill Karofsky Projected to Win Wisconsin Supreme Court Race

    23732 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  40. How else would you name dinosaurs?

    23723 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  41. Trump admin awards N95 contract far above normal price to bankrupt company with no employees: report

    23719 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  42. Alex was my crush with her fine self.

    23719 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  43. When you realize it wasn't a microdose

    23719 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  44. I didn't know where else to put this but this is my wedding dress 19 years ago that was a bit snug, 140lb lighter it looks amazing!

    23715 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  45. Infinite Oil Storage

    23712 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  46. Mods are asleep. Post sane people facebook.

    23692 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  47. ‘Trolls World Tour’ made more for Universal in 3 weeks on demand than ‘Trolls’ did in 5 months in theaters

    23691 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  48. There’s no way it didn’t work

    23686 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  49. I hope he is famous

    23665 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  50. 2meirl4meirl

    23659 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  51. Celebration

    23658 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  52. i’m a flight attendant and fell in love with dodo airlines and had this made

    23639 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  53. Duhhhhhhh

    23637 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  54. Get it now?

    23634 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  55. My friend is a nurse and she wanted to be famous on Reddit.

    23629 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  56. Vietnam introduces 'fake news' fines for coronavirus misinformation

    23629 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  57. TIL Chris Evans was almost not Captain America. He turned down the role multiple times, due too Anxiety, fear of a 10-movie commitment and the public spotlight. He went to therapy before taking on the role.

    23624 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  58. 25 Years Ago, 'A Goofy Movie' Became Disney’s Most Unlikely Sleeper Hit - Originally Planned as a Small Direct-to-Video Film with Little Fanfare & Attention, It's Grown to Become One of the Most Popular Animated Cult Classics of that Decade

    23618 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  59. Construction job.

    23608 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  60. My wife’s Getty Museum Challenge

    23605 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  61. This underwater hotel in the Maldives

    23600 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  62. I found the balancing boulders on Zimbabwe's one thousand dollar bill

    23597 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  63. Mark Zuckerberg and his parents [c. 1984]

    23593 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  64. My friend has been mistaken for Ed Sheeran many times, coincidentally they met in South Africa.

    23578 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  65. Someone found my dad’s wallet in an air duct, from a job site he went to in 1969!

    23565 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  66. May not be much, but I’m thrilled. After sleeping on an air mattress for 4 months, I bought a bed!

    23564 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  67. Graduated from Zoom University

    23559 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  68. The Best Ukulele You've Heard All Minute.

    23556 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  69. This one doesn't steal anyone else [Brazil]

    23553 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  70. Tom Pelphrey playing Ben, a bipolar man in the Netflix show Ozark is some of the best acting I’ve ever seen.

    23537 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  71. 🔥 The wings of a Blue Jay

    23529 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  72. Putshire Cashaway

    23526 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  73. Poor kid dragged into all this bullshit

    23525 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  74. Blursed tlain

    23524 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  75. Eminem Donated Spaghetti Cups to DMC Hospital Healthcare Workers in Detroit Tonight

    23523 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  76. Democrats, furious with Trump, much more keen to vote now than four years ago

    23520 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  77. Mr. Train Hat hides under the ground

    23515 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  78. Stay at home. If not keep calm and make the best out of the situation

    23510 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  79. Got my mom a Switch aanda copy of New Horizons for quarantine. She has a long history of love for this game. We took turns with the GameCube, DS, and Wii versions. She even bought her own DS because she loved Wild World so much. I'm posting this for her because her love of Pokoe cannot be contained.

    23498 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  80. Blursed Lego Set

    23489 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  81. The new Diogenes

    23484 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  82. Doing this to campers never gets boring.

    23483 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  83. Time Well Spent

    23477 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  84. me_irl

    23463 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  85. An otter playing with a cone

    23461 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  86. Not your normal Tiktok

    23460 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  87. Monofilament dick gang

    23458 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  88. Or is it just me!?

    23457 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  89. Nearly half of states do not have enough funds to pay all those unemployment claims

    23456 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  90. Bridges without water would be a great addition

    23451 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  91. Masterpiece

    23451 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  92. ELI5: Why do alcoholics die when they stop drinking?

    23449 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  93. How to write a manifesto

    23430 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  94. Kevin Garnett recently revealed a deep affinity for Seattle: “I would love to be able to go and buy the Seattle SuperSonics and reactivate the Pacific Northwest. Seattle was huge to our league.”

    23430 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  95. MTV should have moved all their reality tv to MTV2 and went back to classic Music Television during this whole lockdown/quarantine period. People would have LOVED that shit.

    23428 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  96. A Georgia bar owner removed $3,714 worth of bills stapled to the walls to give to her unemployed staff

    23412 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  97. Her parents declawed her cat while she was away

    23409 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  98. Great Container House from Mexico

    23408 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  99. HE'S SITTING IN THE CAT BED I GAVE HIM...

    23401 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  100. Sweet Dreams

    23399 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020