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Reddit (Apr 2020)
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Watch out for that ice cream
12056 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Come on guys, give me that double-roast. I wanna see if y'all can burn worse than the fire did. (Right is before, left is after. I have recovered, so let me have it.)
12054 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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[The Athletic] The Jazz have already begun working on the Mitchell-Gobert relationship, but sources say Mitchell remains reluctant to fix what might have been broken. “It doesn’t appear salvageable,” one source with knowledge of the situation said.
12052 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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Everyone has tried to move something with their mind at least once in their lives
12045 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Eddie Van Halen once held a gun to Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit's head after a jam session went wrong, new book claims
12042 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Coronavirus has killed nearly 52,000 people in the US, over a quarter of the world's deaths
12040 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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A Harvard team has discovered a set of small molecules capable of restoring telomere length in mice.
12040 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Transitioning men and women should not be able to compete in sanctioned, competitive sports at the high school or collegiate level... at all.
12039 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Centrists and enabling fascism; name a more iconic duo
12021 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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[Giveaway] Doom Eternal
12021 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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Many men claim, that they don't like heavy make up, so how come, the heavy make up pic's always get more likes/attention?
12017 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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What really bugs me is that sour patch kids ARE vegan
12003 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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[homemade] Slow roasted gochujang chicken & potatoes
11983 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Double between the leg dunk.
11983 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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What have you learned about your SO during the quarantine?
11983 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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Over the years Star Trek made people accept that a black guy can be a captain, a woman can be a captain, but not that a teenager can be smarter than adults. Shut up, Wesley.
11970 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Dancing bears
11956 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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8 years and this is the first time I'm noticing that each quest in-game has it's own symbolic motif
11951 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Hope he wasn't too hungry.
11943 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Do languages that aren't using "our" alphabet (like asian languages) have a question mark? If not, how do they know it's a question?
11935 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Porn is incredibly harmful, and its effects aren't taken seriously enough.
11923 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Easy win
11919 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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I'm Gary Noesner the former Chief of the FBI Crisis Negotiation Unit and author of Stalling For Time, which was the basis for the Waco TV series. I was a consultant for the filming. AMA
11919 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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I'm gonna get that hedgehog one day.
11918 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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1992 Skater Girls
11914 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Found a baby possum. Took it to a wildlife rehabilitator. She sent me this picture after she cleaned him up.
11912 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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Firefighters of Reddit, what's the dumbest way you've seen someone accidently start a house fire?
11910 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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We are living in Amerika
11890 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Alton Brown has started a special cooking series in his test kitchen called ‘Pantry Raid’ where he does a mini ‘Good Eats’ segment about things you can do with food you have in your pantry.
11886 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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My first post here- my wife was driving and thankfully saw this ding dong coming
11875 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Remember to always flair accordingly
11873 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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The Leidenfrost Effect!
11863 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Buzz Aldrin listening to Trump.
11857 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Friggin’ idiots earned it
11850 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Tear me apart please
11835 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Anon fell in luv
11824 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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At least think what you're writing.
11814 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Church members in defiance of stay-at-home order swarm Walmart after police dismiss church service to prove a point
11803 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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How Joe greets his various guests
11801 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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r/RoastMe is a very unhealthy subreddit designed to be virtual self-harm through internet bullying. Majority of posters are people who have legitimate issues to be sad over, and having strangers insult them while in a sad situation is not funny or helpful.
11797 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Facebook user tries to spread misleading meme, gets shut down quickly
11777 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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70 years, give or take a couple.
11761 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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These two areas of Africa have roughly equal populations [OC]
11760 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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I am so sick of how sex driven American culture is.
11736 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Audi gets rear-ended
11725 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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A pandemic + closed barber shops = recreating my freshman photo. 20 yrs!
11725 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Taiwan reveals email to WHO; didn't say human-to-human transmission
11723 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Meirl
11708 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Putting “Only date guys 6’ or taller” in your tinder bio is the grossest fucking thing to write and it instantly turns me off. (Coming from a 6’5 male) Dunno about other guys.
11707 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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custom pigs :] nothing too special with those
11695 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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When punching above your weight class backfires
11692 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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It's possible that writers with depression have come up with awe inspiring ideas and written the book entirely in their head, but their depression kept them from having the motivation to bring it to reality.
11663 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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Such talent!
11653 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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This moment when Cinthia Zanuni lifted up her husband, who can’t stand on his own, so he can appreciate the view.
11652 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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WCGW if I make eyeball tattoo?
11649 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Donald Trump's weak spot is the facts — reporters must keep pressing him —Trump's bitter sniping at even the mildest factual challenge exposes his leadership act as a sham. Keep pushing!
11636 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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WFH
11633 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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Am I childish for being 16 years old and wanting a Lego set?
11630 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Roast my mom idiots
11619 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Me irl
11617 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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After a lifetime of constant agony and total paralysis, I was finally at peace.
11605 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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There going to be surprised when they leave
11597 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Arceus bows down before miltanks glory
11573 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Mickey mouse and friends, IRL
11567 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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u/icesir & u/derilect uncover 2 potential advertising firms responsible for the nationwide astroturfing campaign encouraging US citizens to protest quarantine.
11557 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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OK But Why Are Members of Congress Allowed to Play the Stock Market in the First Place?
11554 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Being able to see with my eyelids close was an unexpected consequence of my surgery.
11543 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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This is honestly really cool and now I’m jealous
11542 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Marine Corps Bans Public Display of Confederate Flag
11542 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Not to mention Anti-Aliasing
11540 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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'Animaniacs' Revival to Reunite the Original Voice Cast, Targeting Fall 2020 Premiere
11531 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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What prison Mike would actually look like.
11528 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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It's for the customer
11524 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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rip the homie
11517 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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CMV: Donald Trump will be re-elected in a landslide.
11514 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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The Average New Car Loan Is Now Over 70 Months Because You People Have Gone Mad
11509 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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[Giveaway] $100 Xbox Gift Card
11508 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Bear - Me, Wool, 2020
11491 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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TIL an episode of Peppa Pig was banned in Australia because it said "spiders are harmless"
11489 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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MAGA minions... the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
11488 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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PsBattle: This shoe-billed stork standing.
11481 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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At a stoplight, I just witnessed the most endearing moment between a young man and his wife and baby.
11464 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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The dog is listening to the baby's heartbeat.
11460 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Spinning balls
11447 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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Thank you everyone who supported us the past day. The Admins have listened and removed the unmoderated Chat feature from the site. We deeply appreciate the support of our readers and the wider mod community who stood with us.
11429 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Scheer 'Irresponsible' For Wanting To Resume Parliament Amid COVID-19: Trudeau | The Green Party’s Elizabeth May says her "blood is boiling" because the Conservatives seem willing to risk the public’s health for in-person meetings.
11422 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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2 legged cat and golden retriever are best friends
11411 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Community Transmission - The Battle on Scarif Update
11389 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Jairs
11389 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Don't blame us.
11383 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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Not mine
11376 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Anti-quarantine protesters saying Covid-19 is a hoax and that they miss eating burgers... Every day, the movie “Idiocracy” gets closer and closer to becoming reality.
11363 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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The Manchester City family are devastated to report the death today of Pep’s mother Dolors Sala Carrió in Manresa, Barcelona after contracting Corona Virus. She was 82-years-old .
11362 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Entitled streamer shames viewers for not subbing during a global crisis
11361 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Alright Bungie, time for some honesty. Your only live IP right now is Destiny, and yet it's clear that Destiny is bottom of your priority list. Things are going rapidly downhill and we need some transparency
11357 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Update: Why doesn't my (24/M) b/f of 1 year want to have sex with me (26/F)?
11344 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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LPT: During an interview, when you're invited to ask a question, ask "What's your favorite thing about working here, and what's your LEAST favorite?"
11343 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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My husband 3D printed this band to keep the elastic from the masks I wear in the COVID-19 ICU from hurting my ears!
11341 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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That time in 2014 when Joe Exotic told me to kiss a camel
11335 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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If you're going to say "gg," tilt, and give up at <3:00 -- just don't play. Find another game.
11333 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020