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  1. Watch out for that ice cream

    12056 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  2. Come on guys, give me that double-roast. I wanna see if y'all can burn worse than the fire did. (Right is before, left is after. I have recovered, so let me have it.)

    12054 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  3. [The Athletic] The Jazz have already begun working on the Mitchell-Gobert relationship, but sources say Mitchell remains reluctant to fix what might have been broken. “It doesn’t appear salvageable,” one source with knowledge of the situation said.

    12052 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  4. Everyone has tried to move something with their mind at least once in their lives

    12045 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  5. Eddie Van Halen once held a gun to Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit's head after a jam session went wrong, new book claims

    12042 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  6. Coronavirus has killed nearly 52,000 people in the US, over a quarter of the world's deaths

    12040 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  7. A Harvard team has discovered a set of small molecules capable of restoring telomere length in mice.

    12040 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  8. Transitioning men and women should not be able to compete in sanctioned, competitive sports at the high school or collegiate level... at all.

    12039 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  9. Centrists and enabling fascism; name a more iconic duo

    12021 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  10. [Giveaway] Doom Eternal

    12021 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  11. Many men claim, that they don't like heavy make up, so how come, the heavy make up pic's always get more likes/attention?

    12017 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  12. What really bugs me is that sour patch kids ARE vegan

    12003 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  13. [homemade] Slow roasted gochujang chicken & potatoes

    11983 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  14. Double between the leg dunk.

    11983 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  15. What have you learned about your SO during the quarantine?

    11983 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  16. Over the years Star Trek made people accept that a black guy can be a captain, a woman can be a captain, but not that a teenager can be smarter than adults. Shut up, Wesley.

    11970 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  17. Dancing bears

    11956 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  18. 8 years and this is the first time I'm noticing that each quest in-game has it's own symbolic motif

    11951 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  19. Hope he wasn't too hungry.

    11943 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  20. Do languages that aren't using "our" alphabet (like asian languages) have a question mark? If not, how do they know it's a question?

    11935 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  21. Porn is incredibly harmful, and its effects aren't taken seriously enough.

    11923 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  22. Easy win

    11919 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  23. I'm Gary Noesner the former Chief of the FBI Crisis Negotiation Unit and author of Stalling For Time, which was the basis for the Waco TV series. I was a consultant for the filming. AMA

    11919 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  24. I'm gonna get that hedgehog one day.

    11918 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  25. 1992 Skater Girls

    11914 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  26. Found a baby possum. Took it to a wildlife rehabilitator. She sent me this picture after she cleaned him up.

    11912 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  27. Firefighters of Reddit, what's the dumbest way you've seen someone accidently start a house fire?

    11910 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  28. We are living in Amerika

    11890 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  29. Alton Brown has started a special cooking series in his test kitchen called ‘Pantry Raid’ where he does a mini ‘Good Eats’ segment about things you can do with food you have in your pantry.

    11886 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  30. My first post here- my wife was driving and thankfully saw this ding dong coming

    11875 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  31. Remember to always flair accordingly

    11873 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  32. The Leidenfrost Effect!

    11863 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  33. Buzz Aldrin listening to Trump.

    11857 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  34. Friggin’ idiots earned it

    11850 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  35. Tear me apart please

    11835 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  36. Anon fell in luv

    11824 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  37. At least think what you're writing.

    11814 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  38. Church members in defiance of stay-at-home order swarm Walmart after police dismiss church service to prove a point

    11803 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  39. How Joe greets his various guests

    11801 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  40. r/RoastMe is a very unhealthy subreddit designed to be virtual self-harm through internet bullying. Majority of posters are people who have legitimate issues to be sad over, and having strangers insult them while in a sad situation is not funny or helpful.

    11797 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  41. Facebook user tries to spread misleading meme, gets shut down quickly

    11777 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  42. 70 years, give or take a couple.

    11761 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  43. These two areas of Africa have roughly equal populations [OC]

    11760 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  44. I am so sick of how sex driven American culture is.

    11736 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  45. Audi gets rear-ended

    11725 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  46. A pandemic + closed barber shops = recreating my freshman photo. 20 yrs!

    11725 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  47. Taiwan reveals email to WHO; didn't say human-to-human transmission

    11723 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  48. Meirl

    11708 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  49. Putting “Only date guys 6’ or taller” in your tinder bio is the grossest fucking thing to write and it instantly turns me off. (Coming from a 6’5 male) Dunno about other guys.

    11707 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  50. custom pigs :] nothing too special with those

    11695 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  51. When punching above your weight class backfires

    11692 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  52. It's possible that writers with depression have come up with awe inspiring ideas and written the book entirely in their head, but their depression kept them from having the motivation to bring it to reality.

    11663 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  53. Such talent!

    11653 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  54. This moment when Cinthia Zanuni lifted up her husband, who can’t stand on his own, so he can appreciate the view.

    11652 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  55. WCGW if I make eyeball tattoo?

    11649 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  56. Donald Trump's weak spot is the facts — reporters must keep pressing him —Trump's bitter sniping at even the mildest factual challenge exposes his leadership act as a sham. Keep pushing!

    11636 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  57. WFH

    11633 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  58. Am I childish for being 16 years old and wanting a Lego set?

    11630 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  59. Roast my mom idiots

    11619 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  60. Me irl

    11617 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  61. After a lifetime of constant agony and total paralysis, I was finally at peace.

    11605 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  62. There going to be surprised when they leave

    11597 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  63. Arceus bows down before miltanks glory

    11573 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  64. Mickey mouse and friends, IRL

    11567 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  65. u/icesir & u/derilect uncover 2 potential advertising firms responsible for the nationwide astroturfing campaign encouraging US citizens to protest quarantine.

    11557 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  66. OK But Why Are Members of Congress Allowed to Play the Stock Market in the First Place?

    11554 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  67. Being able to see with my eyelids close was an unexpected consequence of my surgery.

    11543 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  68. This is honestly really cool and now I’m jealous

    11542 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  69. Marine Corps Bans Public Display of Confederate Flag

    11542 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  70. Not to mention Anti-Aliasing

    11540 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  71. 'Animaniacs' Revival to Reunite the Original Voice Cast, Targeting Fall 2020 Premiere

    11531 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  72. What prison Mike would actually look like.

    11528 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  73. It's for the customer

    11524 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  74. rip the homie

    11517 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  75. CMV: Donald Trump will be re-elected in a landslide.

    11514 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  76. The Average New Car Loan Is Now Over 70 Months Because You People Have Gone Mad

    11509 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  77. [Giveaway] $100 Xbox Gift Card

    11508 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  78. Bear - Me, Wool, 2020

    11491 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  79. TIL an episode of Peppa Pig was banned in Australia because it said "spiders are harmless"

    11489 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  80. MAGA minions... the dumbest fucking people on the planet.

    11488 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  81. PsBattle: This shoe-billed stork standing.

    11481 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  82. At a stoplight, I just witnessed the most endearing moment between a young man and his wife and baby.

    11464 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  83. The dog is listening to the baby's heartbeat.

    11460 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  84. Spinning balls

    11447 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  85. Thank you everyone who supported us the past day. The Admins have listened and removed the unmoderated Chat feature from the site. We deeply appreciate the support of our readers and the wider mod community who stood with us.

    11429 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  86. Scheer 'Irresponsible' For Wanting To Resume Parliament Amid COVID-19: Trudeau | The Green Party’s Elizabeth May says her "blood is boiling" because the Conservatives seem willing to risk the public’s health for in-person meetings.

    11422 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  87. 2 legged cat and golden retriever are best friends

    11411 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  88. Community Transmission - The Battle on Scarif Update

    11389 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  89. Jairs

    11389 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  90. Don't blame us.

    11383 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  91. Not mine

    11376 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  92. Anti-quarantine protesters saying Covid-19 is a hoax and that they miss eating burgers... Every day, the movie “Idiocracy” gets closer and closer to becoming reality.

    11363 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  93. The Manchester City family are devastated to report the death today of Pep’s mother Dolors Sala Carrió in Manresa, Barcelona after contracting Corona Virus. She was 82-years-old .

    11362 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  94. Entitled streamer shames viewers for not subbing during a global crisis

    11361 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  95. Alright Bungie, time for some honesty. Your only live IP right now is Destiny, and yet it's clear that Destiny is bottom of your priority list. Things are going rapidly downhill and we need some transparency

    11357 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  96. Update: Why doesn't my (24/M) b/f of 1 year want to have sex with me (26/F)?

    11344 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  97. LPT: During an interview, when you're invited to ask a question, ask "What's your favorite thing about working here, and what's your LEAST favorite?"

    11343 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  98. My husband 3D printed this band to keep the elastic from the masks I wear in the COVID-19 ICU from hurting my ears!

    11341 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  99. That time in 2014 when Joe Exotic told me to kiss a camel

    11335 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  100. If you're going to say "gg," tilt, and give up at <3:00 -- just don't play. Find another game.

    11333 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020