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Reddit (Apr 2020)
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"Go fuck yourself"
9135 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Why don't America get more abuse for dropping 2 atomic bombs?
9131 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Caught the space station with a $17 webcam on my telescope [OC]
9131 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Isabelle's Rating Game
9122 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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Careers ended
9120 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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My bf keeps insisting that I swallow even though I think it’s gross
9116 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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I'm making Europe, Super Mario World style. This is my progress so far!
9114 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Makes me sad to see. Her art was amazing.
9092 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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EM yanks off my beanie; revealing my battered, mostly bald, head to her entire family
9090 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Found on r/CloneWarsMemes
9085 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Venezuelan warship shoots, rams into German cruise vessel before sinking
9081 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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LPT: Don’t threaten to call the police on someone, just do it.
9070 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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4:20
9045 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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16 million people just got laid off but U.S. stocks had their best week in 45 years
9026 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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My drawing came out a little bit more realistic than I expected... "Glass" by Me
8996 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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My loyal Buddy looked at me, eagerly awaiting me to scratch behind his ears with bright eyes, panting and drooling with his tongue exposed.
8990 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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No Thanks, I quit
8985 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Obsidian camo
8976 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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What’s an immediate red flag when trying to make friends?
8975 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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How the average comment length compares between subreddits [OC]
8973 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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My lungs were burning and my limbs were rapidly losing their strength, but I strained myself to swim towards the light that seemed to fade in my darkening vision.
8968 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Forbidden muffins
8967 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Like, come on
8945 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Wilt Chamberlain Once Told Michael Jordan On The GOAT Debate: “The Difference Between You And Me Is That They Had To Change The Rules So I Couldn’t Dominate. They Changed The Rules So That You Could Dominate.”
8941 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Full compass unity (fuck you, AHS)
8937 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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[Image] Be proud of that
8936 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Warren endorses Biden for president
8929 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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“Everyone quiet down I got the MVP, here she comes!”
8923 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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This kid.
8918 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Brain implant and signal decoder have done the impossible and reversed paralysis
8916 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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If this were a tv show I would binge watch it so hard. Netflix, contact this man.
8907 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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Wholesome closing
8900 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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WCGW if I refuse social distancing...
8894 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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Nintendo Switch 10.0.0 Update
8888 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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What’s the first thing you’re gonna do after all of this is over?
8885 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Hmc while I do a trick on his back
8883 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Pharmacist Jessica Buettner
8878 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Deserved the whooping.
8866 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Which celebrity would be least likely to be accused of sexual misconduct?
8866 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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[Serious] Straight people of Reddit, when did you know you weren’t gay?
8853 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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Cops in Chile snorting cocaine before attacking students protesting tax on transportation.
8851 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Female directors are quicker to recall dangerous medical products, study shows
8849 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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I'm excited for it though ngl.
8846 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Recruit for the boys
8838 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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Guys, PLEASE stop removing modes
8820 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Full summary of everything that LS and Doublelift discussed on today's LCS costream
8820 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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A piece of an opalized wood tree limb from western Australia! a rare occurrence in which petrified wood opalizes over time from water trapped in the porous wood!
8816 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Winona Ryder, 1990s
8815 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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A Story From A Local Facebook Group
8810 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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We need Netflix to make a UK version of Tiger King
8799 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Wooden lamp that looks like its burning
8780 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Dolly Parton donates $1m to finding a cure for deadly illness
8779 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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When somebody says 5G doesn't cause coronavirus.
8776 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Advice for teenagers (14-17) wanting to go pro in Valorant
8766 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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LPT: give the things you love a little rest every once in a while
8757 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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I made this windows 10 wallpaper. What do you think?
8752 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Ive been unemployed for 3 months already and i sent 4 applications yesterday, i got this this morning and cried a little because of the title, then went and read and pressed the link. it was an scam and i feel destroyed
8750 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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This isn't as good as others but this guy started launching racist slurs when I didnt drop my price like 80%
8748 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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“X-Men: Dark Phoenix” received a total loss of $133M and was the biggest box office bomb of 2019.
8735 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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"Papa, look, I'm on the TV!" said the three-year-old.
8724 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Here's a map of how many individual donors every candidate had back in February. I dare you to tell me with a straight face this election wasn't stolen
8713 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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The absolute density
8703 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Quarantine means I can't cry tears from gagging on dick, maybe y'all can make me cry instead 🤷🏼♀️
8699 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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Get over here!
8699 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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An update on the trolley problem
8698 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Mother's soon to be ex-husband (was never a step-father) trying to play the pity card.
8675 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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Giving away a $25 Xbox gift card!
8671 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020
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How I made bratty Thumbelina stop flirting with my boyfriend
8649 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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I will play as a stickman in the dark, WCGW?
8635 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Merkel says we are still at the start of the coronavirus pandemic
8635 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Just Finished Lolita, Could this book have become a classic if published today?
8635 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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I wish Raid: Shadow Legends pulled all their advertisements and sponsors and never spent money on advertising and sponsorship again.
8618 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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North-Korean news about Kim
8610 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Bezos is cancelled
8609 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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[OC] Noms/day since hoomans began staying home
8606 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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It's a real disease. One of the worst
8604 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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This is a lot to take in
8603 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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TIL that the ingredients used by the witches in Macbeth, such as eye of newt and toe of frog, are actually just old terms for herbs, flowers and plants. In particular, eye of newt is the name for mustard seeds and toe of frog refers to buttercups.
8596 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Happy May 1st - International Worker's Day
8594 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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EF (entitled father) suing his 18 year old daughter over unemployment money
8590 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Boy, 4, beats coronavirus while also fighting cancer with gruelling chemotherapy
8589 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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In my million hours in this game, I've taken but one screenshot.
8569 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Osama cars
8556 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Pokémon Company will now start to permanently ban players who disconnect from online matches in Sword and Shield.
8548 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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The most majestic kitty
8547 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Let's remind pewds that this still exists
8530 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Just read Harry Potter: the cursed child. Can anyone oblivate the shit out of me?
8510 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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I am a therapist with borderline personality disorder, AMA
8506 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Am I the only one who's annoyed by all the "special edition" albums on Spotify? Sometimes it's impossible to find the "normal" version, with only the original songs in it
8501 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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🔥 This geode I just opened. Some geodes take over a million years to form. 🔥
8494 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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After this pandemic is over can we please stop greeting random people with cheek kisses
8488 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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[Giveaway] Jelly Key - Arcade Cabinets - Retrő Tetris
8478 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Is God just a concept to keep people under control?
8478 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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2meirl4meirl
8475 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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CS:GO is Dead: Project X is coming
8474 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Yeah Michael!
8472 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Scarlet Witch cosplay
8461 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Indian man buys 28 tons of onions and drives 869 miles disguised as an onion seller to beat lockdown
8460 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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You don't need my help? Fine by me.
8446 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Green Curls🌿🌿, Little Lis, digital, 2020
8443 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020