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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. "Go fuck yourself"

    9135 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  2. Why don't America get more abuse for dropping 2 atomic bombs?

    9131 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  3. Caught the space station with a $17 webcam on my telescope [OC]

    9131 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  4. Isabelle's Rating Game

    9122 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  5. Careers ended

    9120 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  6. My bf keeps insisting that I swallow even though I think it’s gross

    9116 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  7. I'm making Europe, Super Mario World style. This is my progress so far!

    9114 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  8. Makes me sad to see. Her art was amazing.

    9092 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  9. EM yanks off my beanie; revealing my battered, mostly bald, head to her entire family

    9090 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  10. Found on r/CloneWarsMemes

    9085 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  11. Venezuelan warship shoots, rams into German cruise vessel before sinking

    9081 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  12. LPT: Don’t threaten to call the police on someone, just do it.

    9070 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  13. 4:20

    9045 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  14. 16 million people just got laid off but U.S. stocks had their best week in 45 years

    9026 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  15. My drawing came out a little bit more realistic than I expected... "Glass" by Me

    8996 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  16. My loyal Buddy looked at me, eagerly awaiting me to scratch behind his ears with bright eyes, panting and drooling with his tongue exposed.

    8990 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  17. No Thanks, I quit

    8985 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  18. Obsidian camo

    8976 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  19. What’s an immediate red flag when trying to make friends?

    8975 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  20. How the average comment length compares between subreddits [OC]

    8973 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  21. My lungs were burning and my limbs were rapidly losing their strength, but I strained myself to swim towards the light that seemed to fade in my darkening vision.

    8968 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  22. Forbidden muffins

    8967 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  23. Like, come on

    8945 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  24. Wilt Chamberlain Once Told Michael Jordan On The GOAT Debate: “The Difference Between You And Me Is That They Had To Change The Rules So I Couldn’t Dominate. They Changed The Rules So That You Could Dominate.”

    8941 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  25. Full compass unity (fuck you, AHS)

    8937 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  26. [Image] Be proud of that

    8936 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  27. Warren endorses Biden for president

    8929 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  28. “Everyone quiet down I got the MVP, here she comes!”

    8923 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  29. This kid.

    8918 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  30. Brain implant and signal decoder have done the impossible and reversed paralysis

    8916 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  31. If this were a tv show I would binge watch it so hard. Netflix, contact this man.

    8907 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  32. Wholesome closing

    8900 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  33. WCGW if I refuse social distancing...

    8894 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  34. Nintendo Switch 10.0.0 Update

    8888 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  35. What’s the first thing you’re gonna do after all of this is over?

    8885 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  36. Hmc while I do a trick on his back

    8883 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  37. Pharmacist Jessica Buettner

    8878 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  38. Deserved the whooping.

    8866 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  39. Which celebrity would be least likely to be accused of sexual misconduct?

    8866 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  40. [Serious] Straight people of Reddit, when did you know you weren’t gay?

    8853 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  41. Cops in Chile snorting cocaine before attacking students protesting tax on transportation.

    8851 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  42. Female directors are quicker to recall dangerous medical products, study shows

    8849 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  43. I'm excited for it though ngl.

    8846 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  44. Recruit for the boys

    8838 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  45. Guys, PLEASE stop removing modes

    8820 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  46. Full summary of everything that LS and Doublelift discussed on today's LCS costream

    8820 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  47. A piece of an opalized wood tree limb from western Australia! a rare occurrence in which petrified wood opalizes over time from water trapped in the porous wood!

    8816 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  48. Winona Ryder, 1990s

    8815 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  49. A Story From A Local Facebook Group

    8810 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  50. We need Netflix to make a UK version of Tiger King

    8799 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  51. Wooden lamp that looks like its burning

    8780 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  52. Dolly Parton donates $1m to finding a cure for deadly illness

    8779 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  53. When somebody says 5G doesn't cause coronavirus.

    8776 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  54. Advice for teenagers (14-17) wanting to go pro in Valorant

    8766 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  55. LPT: give the things you love a little rest every once in a while

    8757 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  56. I made this windows 10 wallpaper. What do you think?

    8752 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  57. Ive been unemployed for 3 months already and i sent 4 applications yesterday, i got this this morning and cried a little because of the title, then went and read and pressed the link. it was an scam and i feel destroyed

    8750 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  58. This isn't as good as others but this guy started launching racist slurs when I didnt drop my price like 80%

    8748 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  59. “X-Men: Dark Phoenix” received a total loss of $133M and was the biggest box office bomb of 2019.

    8735 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  60. "Papa, look, I'm on the TV!" said the three-year-old.

    8724 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  61. Here's a map of how many individual donors every candidate had back in February. I dare you to tell me with a straight face this election wasn't stolen

    8713 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  62. The absolute density

    8703 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  63. Quarantine means I can't cry tears from gagging on dick, maybe y'all can make me cry instead 🤷🏼‍♀️

    8699 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  64. Get over here!

    8699 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  65. An update on the trolley problem

    8698 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  66. Mother's soon to be ex-husband (was never a step-father) trying to play the pity card.

    8675 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  67. Giving away a $25 Xbox gift card!

    8671 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  68. How I made bratty Thumbelina stop flirting with my boyfriend

    8649 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  69. I will play as a stickman in the dark, WCGW?

    8635 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  70. Merkel says we are still at the start of the coronavirus pandemic

    8635 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  71. Just Finished Lolita, Could this book have become a classic if published today?

    8635 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  72. I wish Raid: Shadow Legends pulled all their advertisements and sponsors and never spent money on advertising and sponsorship again.

    8618 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  73. North-Korean news about Kim

    8610 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  74. Bezos is cancelled

    8609 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  75. [OC] Noms/day since hoomans began staying home

    8606 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  76. It's a real disease. One of the worst

    8604 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  77. This is a lot to take in

    8603 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  78. TIL that the ingredients used by the witches in Macbeth, such as eye of newt and toe of frog, are actually just old terms for herbs, flowers and plants. In particular, eye of newt is the name for mustard seeds and toe of frog refers to buttercups.

    8596 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  79. Happy May 1st - International Worker's Day

    8594 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  80. EF (entitled father) suing his 18 year old daughter over unemployment money

    8590 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  81. Boy, 4, beats coronavirus while also fighting cancer with gruelling chemotherapy

    8589 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  82. In my million hours in this game, I've taken but one screenshot.

    8569 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  83. Osama cars

    8556 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  84. Pokémon Company will now start to permanently ban players who disconnect from online matches in Sword and Shield.

    8548 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  85. The most majestic kitty

    8547 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  86. Let's remind pewds that this still exists

    8530 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  87. Just read Harry Potter: the cursed child. Can anyone oblivate the shit out of me?

    8510 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  88. I am a therapist with borderline personality disorder, AMA

    8506 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  89. Am I the only one who's annoyed by all the "special edition" albums on Spotify? Sometimes it's impossible to find the "normal" version, with only the original songs in it

    8501 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  90. 🔥 This geode I just opened. Some geodes take over a million years to form. 🔥

    8494 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  91. After this pandemic is over can we please stop greeting random people with cheek kisses

    8488 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  92. [Giveaway] Jelly Key - Arcade Cabinets - Retrő Tetris

    8478 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  93. Is God just a concept to keep people under control?

    8478 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  94. 2meirl4meirl

    8475 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  95. CS:GO is Dead: Project X is coming

    8474 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  96. Yeah Michael!

    8472 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  97. Scarlet Witch cosplay

    8461 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  98. Indian man buys 28 tons of onions and drives 869 miles disguised as an onion seller to beat lockdown

    8460 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  99. You don't need my help? Fine by me.

    8446 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  100. Green Curls🌿🌿, Little Lis, digital, 2020

    8443 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020