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Reddit (Apr 2020)
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cursed_containment
6616 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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My (32F) husband (35M) doesn’t try to make me finish during sex and I’ve now lost all interest in having sex with him. How can I get him to understand that my pleasure is just as important as his without hurting his feelings?
6573 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Researchers found and bought more than 500,000 Zoom passwords on the dark web for less than a cent each
6571 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Udonis Haslem on The Dan Le Batard Show today: "LeBron and Dwyane were the cheapest players I ever played with. They haven't had to pay for anything since they were 12. When the check came they just looked around"
6566 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Scientists at the University of Alberta have shown that the drug remdesivir, drug originally meant for Ebola, is highly effective in stopping the replication mechanism of the coronavirus that causes COVID-19.
6528 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Poor butter robot.
6501 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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UPDATE: My son and his "friend" are a couple. How do I let them know it's okay?
6488 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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CMV: Minorities are capable of being racist to white people
6461 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Guardian Games would have been a perfect time to bring back Sparrow Racing League.
6445 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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So proud of my teammate. Best ramdoms I ever got.
6443 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Everyday is election day when you don't vote.
6429 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Entirely made of dice
6390 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Testing your commitment in lockdown
6386 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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31 years ago today, 96 children, women and men lost their lives at Hillsborough. Our thoughts are with all those affected by the tragedy and the 96 fans who will never be forgotten.
6379 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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My (34F) boyfriend (39M) wants to fine me $500 for lying about masturbation.
6373 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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This "Tiger King" tattoo.
6363 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Why are people from the USA so obsessed with the word 'freedom'. Is America actually more free than other comparable Western developed countries like the UK, Germany or New Zealand?
6360 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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My mum’s friend (48f) is temporarily staying in my (19m) flat and does not respect my boundaries. I’m getting increasingly terrified of her advances.
6316 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Our sex life isn't much of a "sex life"
6297 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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MAGA and Blue MAGA by Ted Rall.
6287 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS FOR A YEAR
6274 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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How do you guys handle falling for a girl?
6252 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Nurses blocking idiots in cars from protesting covid at a hospital
6237 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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QOL Idea: Change the background of the champ select screen to reflect what map you are going to play on.
6223 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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"Thank You ! Save My Babies" Mother Duck
6222 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Business Casual
6219 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Extra Cronchy Drumstick
6211 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Pulse didn’t like my art... :(
6147 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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What famous quotes from history get better by adding “...to suck that dick”?
6142 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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LPT: The human brain won't store your "eureka type ideas" or "shower thoughts" into long term memory. It assumes they are result of critical thinking, needed only to solve a particular problem in that moment. Write down your good ideas so you don't forget them.
6137 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Barack Obama to endorse former Vice President Joe Biden in a video to be released this morning
6132 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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From a former transphobic, I wish to give my sincerest apologies to the entire community.
6124 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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I'm an illustrator/designer who came up with a drawing app idea. An app developer contacted me saying he liked my idea and asked if I wanted to create it. We did just that, it's been out a few months. Then I get an email me to say I've been dropped and won't receive any money..
6119 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Round 1 - Pick 5: Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama (Miami Dolphins)
6111 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Kemp: Restaurants, other businesses to reopen in Georgia amid COVID-19 fight
6097 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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I've been gifted a Kindle for my birthday and I am never looking back. I'm so happy, I love it!!
6088 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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If Christianity was true, parents wouldn't have to indoctrinate their children into believing it
6078 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Playing peek-a-boo with a fish
6067 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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My kassadin told me, a lee sin, it was okay to cry now. That I did well.
6049 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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You shouldn't use that fire extinguisher but OK.
6033 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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it do be like that
6031 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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Am just posting this to see if it works, ignore it otherwise
6005 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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"Wah I suck." "Omg I suck too, but it's okay, we're perfect!" is the default format of this sub.
5990 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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I know how to divide by zero.
5975 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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A company gave out 10,000 flyers that had my phone number on them.
5972 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Now that is a huge tree!
5964 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Upcoming Vanguard changes
5961 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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What's going on with Kim Jong Un's sister and everyone saying she's worse than him?
5961 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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u/Yagoua81 provides one of the best explanations on why one should vote for Biden despite any moral outrage
5950 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Anon's Gift to Chloe
5942 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Assassin's Creed Valhalla Announcement Megathread
5941 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Never played Pokémon before...which game should I start with?
5938 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Narrator responses
5917 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Cassian andor series to take place 5 years before rogue one or right around when Ezra meets Kanan and friends.
5909 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Grubhub, DoorDash, Postmates, Uber Eats are sued over restaurant prices amid pandemic
5893 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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A Russian man visits Australia for the first time, 1270
5886 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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The Latest on League’s 2020 Plans | Riot Pls - League of Legends
5878 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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It almost worked
5848 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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They even wearin dem facemasks hella stylish
5847 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Assassin's Creed: Teaser Livestream on Twitter
5844 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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“I guess I should have just taken the stairs”
5826 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Recreation of a famous indian painting by indian actress samantha
5811 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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If I see another FB video of someone's teenage daughter warbling a slightly out of tune Adele song "to cheer us all up" I shall set fire to the internet.
5796 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Who would have thunk it?
5791 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Hi I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for the thing
5780 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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I don't want lockdown to end.
5766 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Saying no to the marriage vows.
5755 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Michigan rally against shelter-in-place order spills into Capitol building
5742 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Wealth, shown to scale
5723 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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“I’d give anything for just one more day with you, Dad.”
5717 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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The nastiest customers gave me the greatest serving experience of my life
5700 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Blursed petition
5677 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Post WWE Wrestlemania 36 (Day 2) Match Discussion Thread: The Firefly Funhouse Match - John Cena vs Bray Wyatt
5668 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Riot cancels Mid-Season Invitational, announces changes to worlds
5653 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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I'm on a nostalgia binge of gadgets and remembered my favorite phone before the iPhone was the Sony Ericsson W800. The orange and white was so cool. I miss when phones had designs like this. Anyone else had this phone back in the 00s? Reading this review 15 years later is also hilarious
5626 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Idiot driver crosses double yellow. Takes biker for a ride
5618 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Restaurants having menus without prices especially online are irritating asf
5599 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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What famous quote is really bad if said by Hitler?
5596 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Husband just gone from 5-figures in debt to 4-figures in savings & I’m so proud of him!
5592 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Entitled lady tries to touch my pregnant belly.
5581 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Schools out professor
5565 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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In these scary and trying times, one thing we can be thankful for is at least Ticketmaster is losing a fuckton of revenue.
5525 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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What is an underrated satisfying feeling?
5518 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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I stretched my hand out from underneath the bed, slowly inching towards the pitiful child who foolishly let their arm dangle off the side
5516 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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[B/R via Windhorst] The NBA is "angling" to cancel the 2019-20 season after China's CBA shutdown, per @WindhorstESPN "There is a significant amount of pessimism right now."
5507 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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This has been consistent for me for the last week, so I thought I’d share my knowledge
5484 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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If this post gets an award I will ______
5482 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Yeah. That about sums it up
5467 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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EM harasses me (a disabled child) at Disney World...
5463 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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good morning, now feed me
5442 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Gen.G vs. T1 / LCK 2020 Spring Playoffs - Final / Post-Match Discussion
5437 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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FINAL UPDATE on sniching the church and my dads health. 12 have covid 19 symtoms and they all on qurantine for 14 days
5393 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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100 Thieves vs. Team SoloMid / LCS 2020 Spring Playoffs - Losers Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion
5386 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Ann Sullivan, Longtime Disney Animator Who Worked on 'The Little Mermaid', 'The Lion King', and 'Lilo and Stitch', Dies of COVID-19 Complications at 91 - Third Coronavirus Death At Los Angeles' Motion Picture Retirement Home
5381 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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After working 60 hour weeks for the last month delivering groceries to as many people as possible, I've finally been beaten by Covid19. Last night's fever was terrible and today's shortness of breath is no fun at all. To top it all off, my laptop won't start!
5371 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Theater owners slam Universal over ‘Trolls World Tour’ digital success, say on-demand is not the ‘new normal’
5366 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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An entitled parent told me to turn off my in-flight movie because of the gay kissing.
5363 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Riot August: "u.gg data is garbage"
5327 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Dayum. She got him good
5325 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Kyle Walker's England career finished with Gareth Southgate 'seething' over star's 'sex party'
5321 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020