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  1. cursed_containment

    6616 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  2. My (32F) husband (35M) doesn’t try to make me finish during sex and I’ve now lost all interest in having sex with him. How can I get him to understand that my pleasure is just as important as his without hurting his feelings?

    6573 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  3. Researchers found and bought more than 500,000 Zoom passwords on the dark web for less than a cent each

    6571 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  4. Udonis Haslem on The Dan Le Batard Show today: "LeBron and Dwyane were the cheapest players I ever played with. They haven't had to pay for anything since they were 12. When the check came they just looked around"

    6566 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  5. Scientists at the University of Alberta have shown that the drug remdesivir, drug originally meant for Ebola, is highly effective in stopping the replication mechanism of the coronavirus that causes COVID-19.

    6528 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  6. Poor butter robot.

    6501 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  7. UPDATE: My son and his "friend" are a couple. How do I let them know it's okay?

    6488 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  8. CMV: Minorities are capable of being racist to white people

    6461 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  9. Guardian Games would have been a perfect time to bring back Sparrow Racing League.

    6445 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  10. So proud of my teammate. Best ramdoms I ever got.

    6443 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  11. Everyday is election day when you don't vote.

    6429 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  12. Entirely made of dice

    6390 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  13. Testing your commitment in lockdown

    6386 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  14. 31 years ago today, 96 children, women and men lost their lives at Hillsborough. Our thoughts are with all those affected by the tragedy and the 96 fans who will never be forgotten.

    6379 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  15. My (34F) boyfriend (39M) wants to fine me $500 for lying about masturbation.

    6373 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  16. This "Tiger King" tattoo.

    6363 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  17. Why are people from the USA so obsessed with the word 'freedom'. Is America actually more free than other comparable Western developed countries like the UK, Germany or New Zealand?

    6360 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  18. My mum’s friend (48f) is temporarily staying in my (19m) flat and does not respect my boundaries. I’m getting increasingly terrified of her advances.

    6316 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  19. Our sex life isn't much of a "sex life"

    6297 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  20. MAGA and Blue MAGA by Ted Rall.

    6287 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  21. I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS FOR A YEAR

    6274 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  22. How do you guys handle falling for a girl?

    6252 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  23. Nurses blocking idiots in cars from protesting covid at a hospital

    6237 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  24. QOL Idea: Change the background of the champ select screen to reflect what map you are going to play on.

    6223 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  25. "Thank You ! Save My Babies" Mother Duck

    6222 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  26. Business Casual

    6219 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  27. Extra Cronchy Drumstick

    6211 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  28. Pulse didn’t like my art... :(

    6147 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  29. What famous quotes from history get better by adding “...to suck that dick”?

    6142 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  30. LPT: The human brain won't store your "eureka type ideas" or "shower thoughts" into long term memory. It assumes they are result of critical thinking, needed only to solve a particular problem in that moment. Write down your good ideas so you don't forget them.

    6137 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  31. Barack Obama to endorse former Vice President Joe Biden in a video to be released this morning

    6132 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  32. From a former transphobic, I wish to give my sincerest apologies to the entire community.

    6124 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  33. I'm an illustrator/designer who came up with a drawing app idea. An app developer contacted me saying he liked my idea and asked if I wanted to create it. We did just that, it's been out a few months. Then I get an email me to say I've been dropped and won't receive any money..

    6119 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  34. Round 1 - Pick 5: Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama (Miami Dolphins)

    6111 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  35. Kemp: Restaurants, other businesses to reopen in Georgia amid COVID-19 fight

    6097 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  36. I've been gifted a Kindle for my birthday and I am never looking back. I'm so happy, I love it!!

    6088 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  37. If Christianity was true, parents wouldn't have to indoctrinate their children into believing it

    6078 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  38. Playing peek-a-boo with a fish

    6067 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  39. My kassadin told me, a lee sin, it was okay to cry now. That I did well.

    6049 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  40. You shouldn't use that fire extinguisher but OK.

    6033 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  41. it do be like that

    6031 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  42. Am just posting this to see if it works, ignore it otherwise

    6005 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  43. "Wah I suck." "Omg I suck too, but it's okay, we're perfect!" is the default format of this sub.

    5990 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  44. I know how to divide by zero.

    5975 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  45. A company gave out 10,000 flyers that had my phone number on them.

    5972 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  46. Now that is a huge tree!

    5964 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  47. Upcoming Vanguard changes

    5961 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  48. What's going on with Kim Jong Un's sister and everyone saying she's worse than him?

    5961 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  49. u/Yagoua81 provides one of the best explanations on why one should vote for Biden despite any moral outrage

    5950 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  50. Anon's Gift to Chloe

    5942 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  51. Assassin's Creed Valhalla Announcement Megathread

    5941 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  52. Never played Pokémon before...which game should I start with?

    5938 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  53. Narrator responses

    5917 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  54. Cassian andor series to take place 5 years before rogue one or right around when Ezra meets Kanan and friends.

    5909 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  55. Grubhub, DoorDash, Postmates, Uber Eats are sued over restaurant prices amid pandemic

    5893 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  56. A Russian man visits Australia for the first time, 1270

    5886 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  57. The Latest on League’s 2020 Plans | Riot Pls - League of Legends

    5878 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  58. It almost worked

    5848 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  59. They even wearin dem facemasks hella stylish

    5847 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  60. Assassin's Creed: Teaser Livestream on Twitter

    5844 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  61. “I guess I should have just taken the stairs”

    5826 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  62. Recreation of a famous indian painting by indian actress samantha

    5811 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  63. If I see another FB video of someone's teenage daughter warbling a slightly out of tune Adele song "to cheer us all up" I shall set fire to the internet.

    5796 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  64. Who would have thunk it?

    5791 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  65. Hi I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for the thing

    5780 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  66. I don't want lockdown to end.

    5766 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  67. Saying no to the marriage vows.

    5755 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  68. Michigan rally against shelter-in-place order spills into Capitol building

    5742 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  69. Wealth, shown to scale

    5723 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  70. “I’d give anything for just one more day with you, Dad.”

    5717 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  71. The nastiest customers gave me the greatest serving experience of my life

    5700 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  72. Blursed petition

    5677 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  73. Post WWE Wrestlemania 36 (Day 2) Match Discussion Thread: The Firefly Funhouse Match - John Cena vs Bray Wyatt

    5668 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  74. Riot cancels Mid-Season Invitational, announces changes to worlds

    5653 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  75. I'm on a nostalgia binge of gadgets and remembered my favorite phone before the iPhone was the Sony Ericsson W800. The orange and white was so cool. I miss when phones had designs like this. Anyone else had this phone back in the 00s? Reading this review 15 years later is also hilarious

    5626 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  76. Idiot driver crosses double yellow. Takes biker for a ride

    5618 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  77. Restaurants having menus without prices especially online are irritating asf

    5599 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  78. What famous quote is really bad if said by Hitler?

    5596 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  79. Husband just gone from 5-figures in debt to 4-figures in savings & I’m so proud of him!

    5592 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  80. Entitled lady tries to touch my pregnant belly.

    5581 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  81. Schools out professor

    5565 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  82. In these scary and trying times, one thing we can be thankful for is at least Ticketmaster is losing a fuckton of revenue.

    5525 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  83. What is an underrated satisfying feeling?

    5518 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  84. I stretched my hand out from underneath the bed, slowly inching towards the pitiful child who foolishly let their arm dangle off the side

    5516 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  85. [B/R via Windhorst] The NBA is "angling" to cancel the 2019-20 season after China's CBA shutdown, per @WindhorstESPN "There is a significant amount of pessimism right now."

    5507 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  86. This has been consistent for me for the last week, so I thought I’d share my knowledge

    5484 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  87. If this post gets an award I will ______

    5482 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  88. Yeah. That about sums it up

    5467 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  89. EM harasses me (a disabled child) at Disney World...

    5463 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  90. good morning, now feed me

    5442 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  91. Gen.G vs. T1 / LCK 2020 Spring Playoffs - Final / Post-Match Discussion

    5437 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  92. FINAL UPDATE on sniching the church and my dads health. 12 have covid 19 symtoms and they all on qurantine for 14 days

    5393 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  93. 100 Thieves vs. Team SoloMid / LCS 2020 Spring Playoffs - Losers Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion

    5386 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  94. Ann Sullivan, Longtime Disney Animator Who Worked on 'The Little Mermaid', 'The Lion King', and 'Lilo and Stitch', Dies of COVID-19 Complications at 91 - Third Coronavirus Death At Los Angeles' Motion Picture Retirement Home

    5381 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  95. After working 60 hour weeks for the last month delivering groceries to as many people as possible, I've finally been beaten by Covid19. Last night's fever was terrible and today's shortness of breath is no fun at all. To top it all off, my laptop won't start!

    5371 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  96. Theater owners slam Universal over ‘Trolls World Tour’ digital success, say on-demand is not the ‘new normal’

    5366 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  97. An entitled parent told me to turn off my in-flight movie because of the gay kissing.

    5363 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  98. Riot August: "u.gg data is garbage"

    5327 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  99. Dayum. She got him good

    5325 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  100. Kyle Walker's England career finished with Gareth Southgate 'seething' over star's 'sex party'

    5321 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020