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  1. Where the hell is the toilet paper?

    61114 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  2. Chinese billionaire Jack Ma donates to each one of the 54 African countries 20,000 testing kits, 100,000 masks and 1,000 medical use protective suits and face shields.

    61064 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  3. Abuse is abuse, regardless of who's the one doing the abusing

    61061 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  4. Update on my whiskey room + before/after

    61050 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  5. The planet is about to end, and you get the aux cord for humanity. What is the last song we’re all going to hear?

    60923 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  6. This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men

    60922 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  7. As expected, Pornhub offers free Premium access to all Italian residents and donates all of March profits.

    60906 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  8. Cookies and biscuits

    60897 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  9. There's two days left btw

    60890 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  10. Texas closes hundreds of polling sites, making it harder for minorities to vote

    60867 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  11. Hey, guys, its just me

    60861 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  12. Couple told they're not allowed to buy 552 CANS of Mountain Dew due to coronavirus rationing. Rage ensues.

    60855 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  13. If you could get $100 per jerk-off for life, or get $1 mil for 1 time, which would you choose and why?

    60828 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  14. Social distancing in India

    60808 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  15. More Than 2,000 Americans Have Died of the Coronavirus. Trump Is Tweeting About His TV Ratings.

    60794 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  16. Man Goes Off On A Registered Sex Offender For Trying To Talk To His 6-Year Old Daughter!

    60694 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  17. My 12 Year Old Sister's First Attempt at Canvas Painting!!

    60676 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  18. Brazilian gangsters impose curfew as President Bolsonaro calls coronavirus a ‘little flu’

    60662 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  19. How people in GTA drive

    60639 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  20. A kind heart

    60634 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  21. Bully got what he deserved

    60549 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  22. If someone says “I love you” but you’re not ready to say it back, how do you respond?

    60545 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  23. Studio apartment... no thanks

    60541 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  24. Christmas gift from my teens has proven more useful than expected

    60540 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  25. With the whole Corona virus situation, here's some good news.

    60525 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  26. We will not tolerate profiteering.

    60489 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  27. This grandma making tofu from scratch

    60457 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  28. Day 5 of Quarantine

    60450 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  29. r/murderedbywords murdered by words

    60441 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  30. unreliable source

    60435 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  31. Don't add up

    60385 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  32. To blame the network

    60374 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  33. TIL that the obelisk that stands at the centre of Saint Peter’s Square in Vatican City, is a four thousand year old Egyptian obelisk that was brought to Rome from Alexandria by Caligula in 37 AD.

    60337 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  34. You have been appointed Gosh, God's assistant for smaller, less serious everyday business. What are some of your policies and if neccessary, how do you explain them to/conceal them from your boss?

    60284 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  35. LPT: Since there are reports that the United States Government will possibly be sending money by check or direct deposit to American citizens "shortly," the FTC has made a list of three important tips to keep in mind.

    60233 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  36. TIL in 1908, German housewife Melitta Bentz was tired of ground coffee leftovers in her coffee cup. As a consequence, she invented the paper coffee filter, founded a company, and became the employer of her own husband, in a time when women weren't even allowed to vote.

    60143 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  37. CMV: Mike Bloomberg's campaign is proof that the ultra wealthy in the US can afford a higher tax rate with no ill effect on them

    60091 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  38. Coronavirus tragedy should lead to "rethinking" American society, Bernie Sanders says

    60074 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  39. My coworker at home isn't adhering to social distancing techniques. Please advise.

    60012 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  40. years ago I used to make weird photoshops of my friend's dog. Today I made this from her last photo

    59962 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  41. TIL due to the overuse of the word "sorry" in Canada, Ontario lawmakers passed the "Apology Act" in 2009. Saying sorry could no longer be used against you in a court of law and that it represents an "expression of sympathy or regret” and not “an admission of fault or liability."

    59946 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  42. Cherry Blossom Tunnel in Japan

    59942 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  43. Yeah Ctrl C Ctrl V is cool, but Ctrl Z is not getting enough credit for how many lives it saved over the years

    59887 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  44. Hidden cabin in Switzerland

    59869 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  45. Coronavirus patient in Oman skips quarantine, attends prayers in mosque

    59855 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  46. Barack Obama’s election to the nation’s highest office in 2008 improved the mental health of black men. The data came from 400,000 U.S. adults evaluating different health aspects. The researchers found the election resulted in a statistically significant mental health benefit for black men

    59855 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  47. British PM Johnson tests positive for coronavirus

    59854 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  48. Bernie Sanders invites 15K people to watch him sign executive order legalizing marijuana nationwide on day 1 of his presidency

    59813 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  49. 'I didn't do it': Trump shuns responsibility for cutting pandemic team before White House cuts mic of reporter asking 'nasty question'

    59753 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  50. Priest in Italy live streams mass, activates filters by mistake

    59745 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  51. An anti-poaching ranger sitting with and comforting one of the young gorillas he protects after its mother died

    59727 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  52. This photo commemorates my 5000th bag of trash cleaned up. #trashtag

    59726 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  53. Nike, Apple among dozens of major brands implicated in report on forced labour

    59697 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  54. COVID-19 is not transmitted from pregnant mothers to newborns. Four babies born in a hospital in Wuhan, the epicenter of the novel coronavirus outbreak, did not show signs of infection and remain healthy today.

    59681 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  55. Ayyyncient Rome

    59677 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  56. TIL In 36 BCE, Roman statesman Marcus Varro wrote about germs, describing “minute creatures which cannot be seen by the eyes, which…enter the body through the mouth and nose and there cause serious diseases.” The germ theory of disease would not be accepted widely for another 1,900 years.

    59608 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  57. Straight outta my way

    59599 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  58. Oof

    59588 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  59. LPT: If you find yourself in an abusive relationship that is hard to extricate yourself from, get a storage unit.

    59569 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  60. Ok now I know!

    59565 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  61. Cotton Candy

    59563 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  62. Some people need a talking to

    59522 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  63. Mark Cuban says how companies treat workers during pandemic could define brand ‘for decades’

    59487 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  64. The US in a nutshell

    59468 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  65. 'Unacceptable': Dems Fume After Trump Announces Plan to Refuse Congressional Oversight of Corporate Bailout Funds - "This is a frightening amount of public money to have given a corrupt admininistration with zero accountability."

    59440 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  66. A nurse in AbuDhabi ordered food from a hospital and got this letter

    59412 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  67. Good News: German company Bosch produces 95% accurate test with testing time under 2.5 hours and no laboratory required

    59406 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  68. Whale lifts two kayakers out of the water on its back as it surfaces

    59387 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  69. Washington, spent a few Washington’s and now we have an amazing Black Panther.

    59313 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  70. Keep going forward

    59308 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  71. A Freeze Time Prank

    59281 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  72. Well I had an interesting time covering my first ACC tournament.

    59262 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  73. TIL that the concrete used by the Roman Empire has been proposed as an alternative to modern concrete. It's believed that it would have a substantially smaller environmental impact than our own in addition to being far more durable, surviving thousands of years in harsh conditions nearly unscathed.

    59250 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  74. Xak is 14 now and still begs my Dad daily for his upside down belly rubs

    59247 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  75. 101 year old man, born during the Spanish flu, has beaten Covid-19 in Italy

    59233 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  76. If you got to pick one video game that you would live in for the rest of your life, what game would you pick and why?

    59230 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  77. Cyberpunk scene I built in Minecraft and rendered in Blender

    59210 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  78. Wuhan Residents Powerful Live Stream Freakout

    59181 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  79. The small plastic containers at PetSmart with no air holes and dead fish

    59180 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  80. Because Atheists deserve hell no matter what

    59180 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  81. My first time making a meme :)

    59159 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  82. Colorado’s Governor Polis responds to complaint about his decision to close all bars and restaurants until May due to Coronavirus

    59156 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  83. The four horsemen of wasting my time

    59098 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  84. At least I’m not alone during quarantine!

    59098 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  85. Finger my butt in public, why don’t you...?

    59085 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  86. My sister is a pediatrician and wrote this covid-19 info sheet for teens

    59014 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  87. Alki Beach in Seattle this weekend, despite it being the most infected city in the country and the governor begging people to stay inside

    58998 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  88. Elon Musk: We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.

    58990 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  89. My local zoo posted this pic of Kami the tiger and her reaction to bubbles.. that face

    58988 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  90. Corona beer offers $10 million to change the name Coronavirus to "literally anything else" and an extra $15 million to change it to BudLightvirus

    58988 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  91. My Company is Standing Firm on Their 3 Sick Day Policy and Employees are Testing Positive for COVID19

    58985 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  92. 'Not for sale': anger in Germany at report Trump seeking exclusive coronavirus vaccine deal | World news

    58942 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  93. I've learned some things

    58931 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  94. everyone has feelings!

    58921 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  95. TIL magnolia plants are so ancient that they're pollinated by beetles because they existed prior to bees appearing

    58893 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  96. Honestly flabbergasted

    58878 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  97. Yelp casually exploits coronavirus with charity scam

    58873 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  98. Someday there will be dads disappointed in their sons because they like sports rather than videogames

    58843 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  99. The Fernie Swastikas, Canadian Hockey team, 1922. Back in those pre-nazi days the swastika was a symbol of good luck and friendship in North America.

    58838 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  100. Trump administration blocks states from using Medicaid to respond to coronavirus crisis

    58802 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020