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  1. 🔥 From @dgrieshnak 'spotted Malabar civet - a critically endangered mammal not seen since the 90's resurfaces during the lockdown.'

    85651 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  2. Poor sneks

    85574 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  3. Thanks Obama

    85564 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  4. chinese owner ask dog to hide because customers is scared of dogs

    85528 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  5. Never thought about what a baby peacock looked like and they don’t disappoint

    85261 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  6. Worst Episode Ever? The Most Commonly Rated Shows on IMDb and Their Lowest Rated Episodes [OC]

    85217 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  7. Maybe not "insane" but I thought it was pretty funny and I wanted to share

    85112 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  8. Australia in a nutshell.

    85069 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  9. NC coronavirus task force demonstrate how you catch coronavirus

    84843 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  10. we thought our parents were embarrassing, but when the tiktok generation has kids, those kids will face forms of embarrassment unknown to us.

    84580 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  11. Sanders: 'I never expected in my life as an American to see a swastika at a major political rally'

    84530 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  12. TIL that, in America, before TV was on 24 hours, there was a nightly sign off where the Star Spangled Banner was played and an image of the American flag was shown before the TV cut to static.

    84394 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  13. Governor Cuomo: “My mother is not expendable. Your mother is not expendable. We will not put a dollar figure on human life. We can have a public health strategy that is consistent with an economic one. No one should be talking about social darwinism for the sake of the stock market.”

    84018 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  14. We’re alive though

    83870 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  15. I told my crush that she had a cute voice and she responded with "Wait until you hear me moan"

    83867 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  16. Indoor Beekeeping. What a great idea.

    83660 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  17. Blind uncle made his first hoop on first try!

    83646 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  18. It's spider time!

    83547 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  19. True sacrifice.

    83371 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  20. The teacher got taught

    83339 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  21. TIL a New York deaf man sued Pornhub for not providing closed captioning to all of their videos. Despite Pornhub's VP asserting that they do have a closed captions video section, the man's lawsuit specifically cites “Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew" as a video that lacked closed captions.

    83203 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  22. A Texas theater shut down a few weeks ago. This week they decided to turn their outside wall & parking lot into a drive-in theater with free screenings & carry-out food for sale. Every ticket through Tuesday has been sold out and the theater is planning on adding additional showtimes to meet demand.

    83182 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  23. Michael J. Fox (51) and Christopher Lloyd, (81) reuniting for a picture on a poker tournament

    83149 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  24. The world is upside down

    83072 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  25. Legendary scientist Marie Curie’s tomb in the Panthéon in Paris. Her tomb is lined with an inch thick of lead as radiation protection for the public. Her remains are radioactive to this day.

    83017 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  26. Aloha means Buy One Get One Free on roundtrip tickets.

    82998 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  27. Clinton: 'Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse'

    82854 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  28. Space Shuttle thermal tiles were such poor heat conductors that you could grab them by their edges seconds after being in a 2200°C oven

    82767 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  29. Hello Reddit! My new creation. Exploring other colors this time! Have a wonderful week everyone!

    82756 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  30. My wife has proctored (webcam monitored) online classes. We live in a studio apartment, so I’m relegated to the bathroom. Rate my setup.

    82723 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  31. Poll: 57% of voters say US political system works only for insiders with money & power

    82711 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  32. Now that's what you call a chef!

    82482 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  33. Hope it belongs here

    82457 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  34. Covid doesn't stop cell tower work, gotta make sure y'all can get to Reddit during the quarantine

    82405 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  35. Backward cartwheel dog trick

    82260 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  36. Cone of Shame

    82226 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  37. Hope she lives a long life!

    82212 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  38. This corner shop giving customers math equations in exchange for free stuff if they get it right

    82109 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  39. My gf wanted to adopt a kitten, I said not now. As compromise here's the kitten

    81921 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  40. ‘Cats’ fans demand Universal Pictures to ‘release the butthole cut’

    81867 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  41. We never really scratch our balls -- It's more of a pinch the skin and twist technique that no one ever teaches us; we all just figure it out on our own and no one ever talks about it.

    81828 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  42. Social distancing during my birthday

    81764 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  43. Little girl in a BB8 costume meeting BB8 at Disney World

    81753 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  44. Its my birthday today, and my state is going into lockdown. So I figured I'd throw a party.

    81707 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  45. GameStop rules itself 'essential retail' and therefore immune to lockdown closures

    81661 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  46. Volunteers 3D-Print Unobtainable $11,000 Valve For $1 To Keep Covid-19 Patients Alive; Original Manufacturer Threatens To Sue

    81576 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  47. The Wombat Shuffle

    81501 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  48. Always be aware of your surroundings

    81329 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  49. Texas' 35th district

    81310 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  50. Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up.

    81303 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  51. Picture of Chris Hemsworth with a baby koala saved from the flames of the fires in Australia.

    81274 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  52. I still eat Chinese takeouts though

    81246 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  53. Idiot tries to run away from cops

    81234 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  54. AOC says coronavirus bailout should ban stock buybacks — especially for airlines

    81058 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  55. Boris Johnson's government is reportedly furious with China and believes it could have 40 times more coronavirus cases than it claims

    80922 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  56. In 2019, Pornhub released statistics that showed step porn is trending downwards worldwide, but hentai is rising, especially in Russia. How can we use this information to foster world peace?

    80863 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  57. He must die

    80846 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  58. If, one day, we cure aging and all diseases, we will all die horrible deaths.

    80791 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  59. Arriving in NYC via hospital ship

    80664 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  60. Essentially aware

    80636 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  61. Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

    80534 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  62. Quarantined celebrities sing about a world with no possessions from their multimillion dollar mansions.

    80528 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  63. I am being guilt tripped because i cannot play and need to work from home. This is high level manipulation.

    80362 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  64. Let’s be clear. Again. The virus does not spread. You spread it. Stay at home. Hospitals are not the solution. They are the war zone. Only you can defeat this disease. Stay at home. This is not flu. There is no cure. Stay at home. People are dying. Stay at home.

    80238 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  65. The way my dogs spots faded over 10 years

    80154 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  66. Real heroes deserve more appreciation

    80107 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  67. Muting ads pauses the video...

    80090 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  68. My dad keeps turtles. I started the training. Soon i'll have my own personal bodyguards!

    80054 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  69. Elsa is pretty athletic for a person that was locked up in her room since she was young until she turned 21

    79978 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  70. Sony was granted a patent to make a tv that will only stop showing a commercial once you stand up and say the brand name out loud.

    79939 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  71. Guy has a picture of his truck on his truck

    79872 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  72. Waffle House closes 365 locations across the U.S.

    79850 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  73. India sending entire freakin labs with doctors to iran to help it fight corona

    79825 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  74. Due to popular demand, I extended my grievous animation and added another lightsaber

    79821 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  75. Trump suspends travel from Europe for 30 days as part of response to 'foreign' coronavirus

    79815 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  76. Ran into willem dafoe in the midst of this corona madness at the airport in Gulfport,MS

    79794 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  77. Can we all agree the Tiger Knee position is the best way to sleep?

    79704 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  78. Time's up, Bloomberg.

    79672 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  79. General Kenobi

    79624 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  80. If scientists invented a teleportation system but the death rate was 1 in 5 million would you use it? Why or why not?

    79621 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  81. 193kg to 83kg

    79580 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  82. Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people

    79556 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  83. People who let their mom count to 0, what happened after?

    79459 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  84. Costco’s supply hoarders, I believe you’re fucked

    79431 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  85. Roll tide!

    79295 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  86. Angry resident chucks pot plants at a pro skater

    79259 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  87. We need this.

    79192 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  88. it's beyond science

    79174 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  89. A Scene From Bollywood's Highest Grossing Movie

    79129 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  90. This is Texas Roadhouse CEO Kent Taylor. As a result of the coronavirus epidemic and subsequent economic turmoil, he is giving up his base salary and bonus to pay ‘frontline’ employees. Corporate America needs to act more like Kent Taylor.

    79047 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  91. Liie can you chill?

    79013 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  92. My toaster has a window to see how toast your bread is.

    78999 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  93. My dentist brings his dog to work with him everyday to help with anxious patients.

    78774 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  94. GameStop to permanently close over 300 stores

    78769 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  95. Face after 13 hours ICU work

    78709 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  96. To burgle

    78686 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  97. Starbucks Employees Are Begging the Company to Shut Down Stores Because of Coronavirus: ‘Coffee Is Not Essential’

    78668 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  98. WCGW Trying to run on a giant hamster wheel

    78630 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  99. My son is asthmatic and is VERY unwell currently. We pay to get milk/eggs/bread delivered 3 times a week and everyday this week someone has stolen this before 7am.

    78528 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  100. TIL Jesse James once paid off a widow's mortgage and saved her from foreclosure because she gave him food. He made sure she got a receipt from the banker and then robbed the man a mile down the road.

    78396 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020