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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Due to panick buying Australians are only allowed to purchase 12 bottles of wine, 2 cartons of beer or 2 Liters of liquor in a single transaction. How will we survive with such restriction?
21015 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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TIL that double spacing after a period is no longer the standard, according to most style guides.
21012 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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TFW she is the woman of your dreams
21009 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Excavation work in Birmingham UK revealed an old railway turntable.
21002 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Barr to Ask Congress to Indefinitely Suspend Habeas Corpus during Coronavirus Pandemic
21000 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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During town hall with supporters, Joe Biden's eye droops as he rambles incoherently and forgets that he's being filmed. | A troubling sign, increasing fear and scrutiny over his rapid cognitive decline.
20996 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Am I the only one wondering why?
20989 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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It's not untrue?
20984 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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He has lost the will to live...
20977 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Working from home, I get to witness how my dog and cat play...
20973 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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I serve no purpose
20943 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Thank you educators. Be patient with students and vice versa
20938 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Liverpool have been eliminated from the FA Cup.
20934 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Last male Northern White Rhino on the planet, moments before he passed away.
20923 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Feeling tired?
20921 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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My husband watched 2 girls 1 cup for the first time tonight.
20920 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Here's the deal:
20919 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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ImageNet, an OKC-based company wants to keep employees' $1,200 stimulus payments
20916 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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I mean Venmo could work too
20911 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Benjamin really struggles on twitter bc he's unable to just speak so fast that ppl don't have time to realize how fucking stupid he is
20910 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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[image] recovery
20910 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Technically a sheep
20908 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL
20889 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Tennis legend Roger Federer donates one million dollars to families vulnerable to COVID-19 in Switzerland.
20876 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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[NEW HERO – COMING SOON] Echo Origin Story | Overwatch
20874 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Meet Milk Dud. She is 5 days old, the runt of her litter and finally started hopping around!
20869 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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[OC] Google search trends in the UK: delivery vs restaurant in the past five years
20864 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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The presidency is an actual job: This idiot can't do it.
20848 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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A happy wolf :)
20839 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Boy, 7, uses $600 of savings to make coronavirus care packages for seniors, feed 90 students
20832 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Rupert Murdoch could save lives by forcing Fox News to tell the truth about coronavirus — right now
20825 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Sorry Not Sorry
20823 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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People becoming unexpected friends during isolation
20821 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Scientists say the coronavirus is not mutating quickly and might respond to a single vaccine
20817 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Hand lotion is going to be the next shortage due to dry skin.
20814 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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[OC] #FlattenTheCurve simulation
20784 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Investor Q & A
20783 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Endangering the lives of thousands just to party...
20781 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Yale's massively popular 'happiness' course is available free online
20776 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Thanks I hate shuffle
20776 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Wholesome comment
20765 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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The infamous right turn
20764 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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The Most Drastic Anti-Coronavirus Travel Ban in the World: 'Micronesia has banned entry to anyone who has been in any country with a confirmed case of coronavirus in the past fortnight'
20752 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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A sure way to make conference calls more wholesome
20751 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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LPT: DON'T adopt an animal during this craziness because you're lonely, alternatively: reach out to your local animal shelter and see if they need help being a temporary foster. A failed foster (pet is adopted) is better than a failed adoption
20746 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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I (32 F) work overnights. My father-in-law (60s M) keeps bad mouthing me and telling everyone I'm lazy. I'm afraid people are starting to buy it.
20742 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Me irl
20741 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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¡Me Pleh!
20739 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Best thing about quarantine: I discovered my cat watches the sunrise every morning.
20738 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Thanks i hate whatever the fuck this shit is
20736 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Colorado will replace Columbus Day with Cabrini Day, the first paid state holiday recognizing a woman in the US
20731 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Every Time...
20725 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Ain’t none of y’all working out shit with that form
20722 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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You said Death Stranding makes no sense, huh?
20705 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Leaked Gamestop conference: Gamestop Will Not Pay Quarantined Staff despite staying open on lockdowns, says one store manager had contracted the virus but kept the specific store open, coorporates will take a weeks off while employees will have to work.
20704 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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He keeps me safe
20692 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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The King is here!
20682 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Absolute madlad
20676 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Kevin from Applebee's 🤔
20666 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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they do be like that
20661 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Even UAlberta knows.
20659 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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My dad’s Halloween costume of ‘78
20656 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Press F to pay respects
20649 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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[HomeMade] Lemon Pie
20643 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Salma Hayek's iconic dance scene in From Dusk till Dawn.
20642 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Let’s all be really productive if we get told to work from home due to Covid-19. This way, our employers will be more receptive to the idea in the future
20640 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Massive champion bodybuilder Big Ramy dwarfing a literal fridge
20638 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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USA, just killing it with public safety awareness
20632 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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[Highlight] Curry drills a ridiculous Curry type 3
20616 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Unwanted advances
20615 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Worth The Price? Joe Biden and the Launch of the Iraq War (2019) A short documentary on Joe Biden's support for and role in the Iraq War narrated by Danny Glover
20597 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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The single strong fixing that holds the body of a helicopter to its rotor is nicknamed the ‘Jesus nut’ because if the nut fails, Jesus is your only hope.
20596 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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The optimist
20593 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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He sucks at this game...
20593 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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He also blinks.
20582 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Trump Hands Coronavirus Briefing To MyPillow Exec Who Tells Americans To Read Bible
20568 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Just passing time in quarantine
20568 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Growing from the basement ceiling at a very rapid rate. It is also leaving on the table below it, grayish particles.
20567 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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TIL the biggest maritime evacuation in history was not Dunkirk, but the 9/11 boatlifts. Boats evacuated almost half a million from Manhattan island within nine hours following the September 11th attacks.
20561 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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It’s the Water Bender again
20551 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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This picture from outside of work looks like a scene from Grand Theft Auto
20548 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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anyone?
20544 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Just gonna leave it here
20543 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Today I was invited by a female janitor to smoke some weed at her apartment, but i politley declined.
20542 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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The dna strand is a cool little touch
20541 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Happy International Women's Day
20540 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Director Greg Berlanti says Hollywood execs wouldn’t let him cast gay actors in straight roles
20532 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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[NYC mayor Bill de Blasio] "We wish them (Nets players) a speedy recovery. But with all due respect, an entire NBA team should NOT get tested for COVID-19 while there are critically ill patients waiting to be tested. Tests should not be for the wealthy, but for the sick."
20531 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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The water can’t clean everything
20526 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Her husband must be a programmer
20515 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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The White House ignored a literal 'pandemic playbook' as it struggled to mount its coronavirus fight
20510 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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I am an ICU doctor. You all need to take this shit seriously.
20502 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Blursed_Christmas
20498 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Joe Biden calls for cutting Social Security and Medicare: 'Put All of It on The Table'
20493 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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[Johnston] The NHL season has officially been suspended. No surprise. There is hope to resume.
20491 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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I borrowed a big telescope in the desert to try and get the most detailed picture of a distant galaxy possible with amateur gear. Here is my result. [OC]
20489 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Heartbreaking M.D.
20489 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Why Don’t We Just Ban Targeted Advertising?
20485 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Reddit Gold
20483 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Bernie Sanders is about 150 delegates behind. There are still over 2,000 delegates on the table. Do you want Medicare For All? Do you want to cancel student debt? Legalize marijuana? Joe Biden opposes ALL of these. Stand up and fight for Bernie Sanders! We can win this!
20471 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020