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  1. Due to panick buying Australians are only allowed to purchase 12 bottles of wine, 2 cartons of beer or 2 Liters of liquor in a single transaction. How will we survive with such restriction?

    21015 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  2. TIL that double spacing after a period is no longer the standard, according to most style guides.

    21012 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  3. TFW she is the woman of your dreams

    21009 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  4. Excavation work in Birmingham UK revealed an old railway turntable.

    21002 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  5. Barr to Ask Congress to Indefinitely Suspend Habeas Corpus during Coronavirus Pandemic

    21000 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  6. During town hall with supporters, Joe Biden's eye droops as he rambles incoherently and forgets that he's being filmed. | A troubling sign, increasing fear and scrutiny over his rapid cognitive decline.

    20996 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  7. Am I the only one wondering why?

    20989 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  8. It's not untrue?

    20984 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  9. He has lost the will to live...

    20977 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  10. Working from home, I get to witness how my dog and cat play...

    20973 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  11. I serve no purpose

    20943 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  12. Thank you educators. Be patient with students and vice versa

    20938 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  13. Liverpool have been eliminated from the FA Cup.

    20934 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  14. Last male Northern White Rhino on the planet, moments before he passed away.

    20923 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  15. Feeling tired?

    20921 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  16. My husband watched 2 girls 1 cup for the first time tonight.

    20920 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  17. Here's the deal:

    20919 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  18. ImageNet, an OKC-based company wants to keep employees' $1,200 stimulus payments

    20916 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  19. I mean Venmo could work too

    20911 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  20. Benjamin really struggles on twitter bc he's unable to just speak so fast that ppl don't have time to realize how fucking stupid he is

    20910 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  21. [image] recovery

    20910 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  22. Technically a sheep

    20908 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  23. THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

    20889 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  24. Tennis legend Roger Federer donates one million dollars to families vulnerable to COVID-19 in Switzerland.

    20876 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  25. [NEW HERO – COMING SOON] Echo Origin Story | Overwatch

    20874 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  26. Meet Milk Dud. She is 5 days old, the runt of her litter and finally started hopping around!

    20869 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  27. [OC] Google search trends in the UK: delivery vs restaurant in the past five years

    20864 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  28. The presidency is an actual job: This idiot can't do it.

    20848 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  29. A happy wolf :)

    20839 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  30. Boy, 7, uses $600 of savings to make coronavirus care packages for seniors, feed 90 students

    20832 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  31. Rupert Murdoch could save lives by forcing Fox News to tell the truth about coronavirus — right now

    20825 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  32. Sorry Not Sorry

    20823 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  33. People becoming unexpected friends during isolation

    20821 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  34. Scientists say the coronavirus is not mutating quickly and might respond to a single vaccine

    20817 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  35. Hand lotion is going to be the next shortage due to dry skin.

    20814 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  36. [OC] #FlattenTheCurve simulation

    20784 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  37. Investor Q & A

    20783 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  38. Endangering the lives of thousands just to party...

    20781 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  39. Yale's massively popular 'happiness' course is available free online

    20776 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  40. Thanks I hate shuffle

    20776 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  41. Wholesome comment

    20765 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  42. The infamous right turn

    20764 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  43. The Most Drastic Anti-Coronavirus Travel Ban in the World: 'Micronesia has banned entry to anyone who has been in any country with a confirmed case of coronavirus in the past fortnight'

    20752 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  44. A sure way to make conference calls more wholesome

    20751 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  45. LPT: DON'T adopt an animal during this craziness because you're lonely, alternatively: reach out to your local animal shelter and see if they need help being a temporary foster. A failed foster (pet is adopted) is better than a failed adoption

    20746 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  46. I (32 F) work overnights. My father-in-law (60s M) keeps bad mouthing me and telling everyone I'm lazy. I'm afraid people are starting to buy it.

    20742 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  47. Me irl

    20741 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  48. ¡Me Pleh!

    20739 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  49. Best thing about quarantine: I discovered my cat watches the sunrise every morning.

    20738 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  50. Thanks i hate whatever the fuck this shit is

    20736 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  51. Colorado will replace Columbus Day with Cabrini Day, the first paid state holiday recognizing a woman in the US

    20731 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  52. Every Time...

    20725 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  53. Ain’t none of y’all working out shit with that form

    20722 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  54. You said Death Stranding makes no sense, huh?

    20705 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  55. Leaked Gamestop conference: Gamestop Will Not Pay Quarantined Staff despite staying open on lockdowns, says one store manager had contracted the virus but kept the specific store open, coorporates will take a weeks off while employees will have to work.

    20704 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  56. He keeps me safe

    20692 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  57. The King is here!

    20682 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  58. Absolute madlad

    20676 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  59. Kevin from Applebee's 🤔

    20666 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  60. they do be like that

    20661 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  61. Even UAlberta knows.

    20659 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  62. My dad’s Halloween costume of ‘78

    20656 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  63. Press F to pay respects

    20649 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  64. [HomeMade] Lemon Pie

    20643 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  65. Salma Hayek's iconic dance scene in From Dusk till Dawn.

    20642 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  66. Let’s all be really productive if we get told to work from home due to Covid-19. This way, our employers will be more receptive to the idea in the future

    20640 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  67. Massive champion bodybuilder Big Ramy dwarfing a literal fridge

    20638 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  68. USA, just killing it with public safety awareness

    20632 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  69. [Highlight] Curry drills a ridiculous Curry type 3

    20616 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  70. Unwanted advances

    20615 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  71. Worth The Price? Joe Biden and the Launch of the Iraq War (2019) A short documentary on Joe Biden's support for and role in the Iraq War narrated by Danny Glover

    20597 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  72. The single strong fixing that holds the body of a helicopter to its rotor is nicknamed the ‘Jesus nut’ because if the nut fails, Jesus is your only hope.

    20596 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  73. The optimist

    20593 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  74. He sucks at this game...

    20593 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  75. He also blinks.

    20582 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  76. Trump Hands Coronavirus Briefing To MyPillow Exec Who Tells Americans To Read Bible

    20568 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  77. Just passing time in quarantine

    20568 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  78. Growing from the basement ceiling at a very rapid rate. It is also leaving on the table below it, grayish particles.

    20567 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  79. TIL the biggest maritime evacuation in history was not Dunkirk, but the 9/11 boatlifts. Boats evacuated almost half a million from Manhattan island within nine hours following the September 11th attacks.

    20561 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  80. It’s the Water Bender again

    20551 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  81. This picture from outside of work looks like a scene from Grand Theft Auto

    20548 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  82. anyone?

    20544 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  83. Just gonna leave it here

    20543 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  84. Today I was invited by a female janitor to smoke some weed at her apartment, but i politley declined.

    20542 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  85. The dna strand is a cool little touch

    20541 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  86. Happy International Women's Day

    20540 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  87. Director Greg Berlanti says Hollywood execs wouldn’t let him cast gay actors in straight roles

    20532 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  88. [NYC mayor Bill de Blasio] "We wish them (Nets players) a speedy recovery. But with all due respect, an entire NBA team should NOT get tested for COVID-19 while there are critically ill patients waiting to be tested. Tests should not be for the wealthy, but for the sick."

    20531 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  89. The water can’t clean everything

    20526 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  90. Her husband must be a programmer

    20515 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  91. The White House ignored a literal 'pandemic playbook' as it struggled to mount its coronavirus fight

    20510 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  92. I am an ICU doctor. You all need to take this shit seriously.

    20502 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  93. Blursed_Christmas

    20498 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  94. Joe Biden calls for cutting Social Security and Medicare: 'Put All of It on The Table'

    20493 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  95. [Johnston] The NHL season has officially been suspended. No surprise. There is hope to resume.

    20491 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  96. I borrowed a big telescope in the desert to try and get the most detailed picture of a distant galaxy possible with amateur gear. Here is my result. [OC]

    20489 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  97. Heartbreaking M.D.

    20489 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  98. Why Don’t We Just Ban Targeted Advertising?

    20485 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  99. Reddit Gold

    20483 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  100. Bernie Sanders is about 150 delegates behind. There are still over 2,000 delegates on the table. Do you want Medicare For All? Do you want to cancel student debt? Legalize marijuana? Joe Biden opposes ALL of these. Stand up and fight for Bernie Sanders! We can win this!

    20471 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020