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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Ukrainian MP claimed “there is no coronavirus” in his speech, tested positive for COVID-19
45104 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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“A 5 year old is perfectly capable of fending for himself”
45095 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Insurance scam kitty
45095 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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The correct response to an insane person
45083 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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I ran the White House pandemic office. Trump closed it.
45072 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Introverts isolate better than Kyrie Irving
45069 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Yes this is the way of the jedi
45022 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Pastor of Louisiana church charged, accused of disobeying governor’s order
45018 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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This the only thing I'm concerned about for real
45005 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Former school nurse charged with child rape jailed again for threatening to carry out mass shooting
45002 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Time to turn on aquaman and barnacle boy
44989 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Took me all afternoon but I regret nothing!
44987 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Wholesome shirt
44978 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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You got it, Chief
44976 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Children as young as eight picked coffee beans for Starbucks
44936 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Well there you go
44933 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Maxine Waters unleashes over Trump COVID-19 response: 'Stop congratulating yourself! You're a failure'
44924 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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'We win': Trump appears to claim victory over coronavirus as US death toll jumps 129 in one day
44903 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Facts
44897 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Yet another reason.
44847 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Haven’t heard from them in a while...
44843 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Minister of health of Egypt
44813 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Fitting 925 pet cats with geolocating backpacks reveals a dark consequence to letting them out — Researchers found that, over the course of a month, cats kill between two and ten times more wildlife than native predators.
44801 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Bogus coronavirus claims lead Google Play to finally give Infowars the boot
44788 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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[Follow up] The dick face who licked the deodorant at Walmart has been arrested
44788 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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About time
44784 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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When the wife is happy there's no sports
44768 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Which movie title becomes the most ridiculous when you add “vs. Predator” to the end of it?
44758 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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TIL that in Buddhism, one "Aeon" is the amount of time it takes to completely erode a huge rock 16x16x16 miles in size, by brushing it with a silk cloth once a century.
44745 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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"One of the costliest and most futile vanity projects in human history."
44734 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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it's all fucked.
44727 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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WCGW if I don't respect the mandatory quarantine
44673 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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The economy is crashing again. This time, let's bail out ordinary Americans.
44670 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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The Spanish flu killed around 50-100 million people in the span of 3 years and now, a hundred years later we don't even talk about it nor study it in our schools, what do you think will happen with the coronavirus?
44641 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Applying glue to a windshield
44634 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Philadelphia could use this hospital right about now
44631 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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These squirrels are using the side of this window for part of their nest
44631 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Oh no, not again
44625 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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A sexual assault allegation against Joe Biden has ignited a firestorm of controversy
44604 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Flawless execution
44599 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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TIL that one acre of hemp can produce as much paper (including toilet paper!) as four acres of trees.
44561 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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The Dow just lost all of its gains since President Trump took office
44514 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Microwave
44503 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Yikes
44501 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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If you’re in need of wholesome content, Robert Irwin helped Bindi’s fiancé practice the proposal
44491 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Coyote accidentally gives itself a brain freeze while drinking from a frozen water trough
44451 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Capitalism is a death cult
44451 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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This half graffiti hotel room in Marseille, France
44447 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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[OC] Population density of Europe!
44446 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Chinese businessman Jack Ma is donating 500 000 COVID-19 test kits and 1 million masks to the U.S.A.
44439 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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TIL that an average NFL game has just 11 minutes of live play. The rest of the time is devoted to over 100 commercials, 17 minutes of replay and around 75 minutes is spent watching players, coaches, and referees essentially loiter on the field.
44431 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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This machine visualizes number googol (a 1 with a 100 zeros, bigger than the atoms in the known universe) & has a gear reduction of 1 to 10 a hundred times. To get last gear to turn once you'll need to spin first one a googol amount around, which will require more energy than entire universe has.
44430 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Wanted a relaxing bath to ease the sadness, got the most disgusting bath bomb possible that stained both me and my tub and my poor shower pouf after I vigorously tried to get it all off. "Beautiful bath" my ass, I look like I rolled in dirt now.
44424 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Or was it her
44411 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Never thought it would not only witness this but it would be done to my own car! This lady cannot drive! ( I rent my addition to a couple in their 30s and the guys gf did this).
44408 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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me_irl
44405 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Do you think couples right now are having more sex because they are home together longer or less sex because they are home together longer? Why?
44403 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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The first recovered COVID-19 patient in the province of Modena (Italy). She’s a 95 year old grandmother
44402 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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GameStop closing all stores as of March 22 due to coronavirus
44355 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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It's that time of the month.
44353 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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TIL cartoon character Betty Boop was a complete visual and vocal copy of singer/actress Helen Kane, AKA the "Boop Boop a Doop girl." Kane sued over theft of her image but lost when it was discovered she had copied her own act from a Harlem jazz singer, Baby Esther.
44346 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Lock him up.
44309 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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All People In Illinois Have Been Ordered To Stay Home To Stop The Coronavirus From Spreading: "I fully recognize I am choosing between saving people's lives and saving people's livelihoods," Gov. J.B. Pritzker said, "but ultimately you can't have a livelihood if you don't have a life."
44296 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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if it fits i sits
44253 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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In New Zealand where there is a nationwide lockdown, a kind-hearted lady decided to help her elderly neighbour
44248 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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This guy has an interesting way of taming bulls
44198 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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‘Community’ is Finally Coming to Netflix on April 1
44150 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Man licks things in Walmart and gets charged "terrorist threat"
44113 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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My great grandfather apparently was a pioneer of Photoshop. Every person pictured is him (circa 1910s).
44099 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Virginia bans conversion therapy for LGBTQ children
44097 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Virginia Pastor Who Said COVID-19 Was Anti-Trump “Mass Hysteria” Dies of Virus
44058 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Just thought everyone should see my adopted senior kitty, Carmela 💕
44053 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Just a snail watching rally
44053 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Waves rippling over sand
44045 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Boom! New president!
44031 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Having some trouble defeating the final boss on Metroid
43997 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Wrong balls, Joe
43988 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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T-shirt objection
43980 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Corona Irony.
43958 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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WCGW hanging out during Pandemic
43913 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Improvised chain wrench
43912 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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All road lead to Rome
43907 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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How about you amaze me?
43902 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Last night I captured a rare event, the ISS crossing the surface of the moon. This is a close crop of my shot, check out the full size linked in the comments. [OC]
43883 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Cuba has a better health care system than America, that is a fact
43860 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Do not touch the doggo! The doggo is mine!
43859 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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CNN’s Coverage of Sanders Was 3X More Negative Than Biden Following Their Big Primary Wins. A tale of two media narratives.
43839 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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U.S. Will Suspend Travel From Europe as Countries Tighten Lockdowns
43835 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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what makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?
43822 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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🔥 Various praying mantis species
43814 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Oh shit! Here comes the nail clippers.
43814 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Princess imPEACHed
43781 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Dog found frozen to ground gets new legs
43758 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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[Charania] New Orleans' Zion Williamson says he is pledging to cover the salaries for all of the Pelicans arena staff workers for the next 30 days.
43732 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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COVID-19 kills 1 Iranian every 10 minutes, About 50 Iranians are contracting Coronavirus every hour, says Health Ministry spokesperson
43700 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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#StayTheFuckHome - A Movement to Stop the COVID-19 Pandemic
43683 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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TIL an African grey parrot named "Nigel," who spoke with a British accent, went missing from his California home. When he was returned 4 yrs later via his microchip to his British-American owner, Nigel was able to speak Spanish & sing bars from the theme of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."
43662 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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This couple’s been clearing out Costco shelves and reselling on Amazon
43601 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Just leave me be, dammit!
43600 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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The First-Ever Native American-Owned Film Studio is Opening in New Mexico
43569 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020