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  1. Ukrainian MP claimed “there is no coronavirus” in his speech, tested positive for COVID-19

    45104 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  2. “A 5 year old is perfectly capable of fending for himself”

    45095 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  3. Insurance scam kitty

    45095 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  4. The correct response to an insane person

    45083 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  5. I ran the White House pandemic office. Trump closed it.

    45072 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  6. Introverts isolate better than Kyrie Irving

    45069 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  7. Yes this is the way of the jedi

    45022 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  8. Pastor of Louisiana church charged, accused of disobeying governor’s order

    45018 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  9. This the only thing I'm concerned about for real

    45005 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  10. Former school nurse charged with child rape jailed again for threatening to carry out mass shooting

    45002 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  11. Time to turn on aquaman and barnacle boy

    44989 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  12. Took me all afternoon but I regret nothing!

    44987 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  13. Wholesome shirt

    44978 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  14. You got it, Chief

    44976 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  15. Children as young as eight picked coffee beans for Starbucks

    44936 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  16. Well there you go

    44933 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  17. Maxine Waters unleashes over Trump COVID-19 response: 'Stop congratulating yourself! You're a failure'

    44924 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  18. 'We win': Trump appears to claim victory over coronavirus as US death toll jumps 129 in one day

    44903 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  19. Facts

    44897 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  20. Yet another reason.

    44847 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  21. Haven’t heard from them in a while...

    44843 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  22. Minister of health of Egypt

    44813 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  23. Fitting 925 pet cats with geolocating backpacks reveals a dark consequence to letting them out — Researchers found that, over the course of a month, cats kill between two and ten times more wildlife than native predators.

    44801 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  24. Bogus coronavirus claims lead Google Play to finally give Infowars the boot

    44788 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  25. [Follow up] The dick face who licked the deodorant at Walmart has been arrested

    44788 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  26. About time

    44784 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  27. When the wife is happy there's no sports

    44768 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  28. Which movie title becomes the most ridiculous when you add “vs. Predator” to the end of it?

    44758 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  29. TIL that in Buddhism, one "Aeon" is the amount of time it takes to completely erode a huge rock 16x16x16 miles in size, by brushing it with a silk cloth once a century.

    44745 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  30. "One of the costliest and most futile vanity projects in human history."

    44734 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  31. it's all fucked.

    44727 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  32. WCGW if I don't respect the mandatory quarantine

    44673 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  33. The economy is crashing again. This time, let's bail out ordinary Americans.

    44670 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  34. The Spanish flu killed around 50-100 million people in the span of 3 years and now, a hundred years later we don't even talk about it nor study it in our schools, what do you think will happen with the coronavirus?

    44641 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  35. Applying glue to a windshield

    44634 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  36. Philadelphia could use this hospital right about now

    44631 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  37. These squirrels are using the side of this window for part of their nest

    44631 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  38. Oh no, not again

    44625 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  39. A sexual assault allegation against Joe Biden has ignited a firestorm of controversy

    44604 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  40. Flawless execution

    44599 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  41. TIL that one acre of hemp can produce as much paper (including toilet paper!) as four acres of trees.

    44561 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  42. The Dow just lost all of its gains since President Trump took office

    44514 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  43. Microwave

    44503 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  44. Yikes

    44501 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  45. If you’re in need of wholesome content, Robert Irwin helped Bindi’s fiancé practice the proposal

    44491 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  46. Coyote accidentally gives itself a brain freeze while drinking from a frozen water trough

    44451 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  47. Capitalism is a death cult

    44451 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  48. This half graffiti hotel room in Marseille, France

    44447 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  49. [OC] Population density of Europe!

    44446 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  50. Chinese businessman Jack Ma is donating 500 000 COVID-19 test kits and 1 million masks to the U.S.A.

    44439 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  51. TIL that an average NFL game has just 11 minutes of live play. The rest of the time is devoted to over 100 commercials, 17 minutes of replay and around 75 minutes is spent watching players, coaches, and referees essentially loiter on the field.

    44431 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  52. This machine visualizes number googol (a 1 with a 100 zeros, bigger than the atoms in the known universe) & has a gear reduction of 1 to 10 a hundred times. To get last gear to turn once you'll need to spin first one a googol amount around, which will require more energy than entire universe has.

    44430 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  53. Wanted a relaxing bath to ease the sadness, got the most disgusting bath bomb possible that stained both me and my tub and my poor shower pouf after I vigorously tried to get it all off. "Beautiful bath" my ass, I look like I rolled in dirt now.

    44424 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  54. Or was it her

    44411 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  55. Never thought it would not only witness this but it would be done to my own car! This lady cannot drive! ( I rent my addition to a couple in their 30s and the guys gf did this).

    44408 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  56. me_irl

    44405 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  57. Do you think couples right now are having more sex because they are home together longer or less sex because they are home together longer? Why?

    44403 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  58. The first recovered COVID-19 patient in the province of Modena (Italy). She’s a 95 year old grandmother

    44402 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  59. GameStop closing all stores as of March 22 due to coronavirus

    44355 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  60. It's that time of the month.

    44353 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  61. TIL cartoon character Betty Boop was a complete visual and vocal copy of singer/actress Helen Kane, AKA the "Boop Boop a Doop girl." Kane sued over theft of her image but lost when it was discovered she had copied her own act from a Harlem jazz singer, Baby Esther.

    44346 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  62. Lock him up.

    44309 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  63. All People In Illinois Have Been Ordered To Stay Home To Stop The Coronavirus From Spreading: "I fully recognize I am choosing between saving people's lives and saving people's livelihoods," Gov. J.B. Pritzker said, "but ultimately you can't have a livelihood if you don't have a life."

    44296 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  64. if it fits i sits

    44253 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  65. In New Zealand where there is a nationwide lockdown, a kind-hearted lady decided to help her elderly neighbour

    44248 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  66. This guy has an interesting way of taming bulls

    44198 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  67. ‘Community’ is Finally Coming to Netflix on April 1

    44150 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  68. Man licks things in Walmart and gets charged "terrorist threat"

    44113 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  69. My great grandfather apparently was a pioneer of Photoshop. Every person pictured is him (circa 1910s).

    44099 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  70. Virginia bans conversion therapy for LGBTQ children

    44097 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  71. Virginia Pastor Who Said COVID-19 Was Anti-Trump “Mass Hysteria” Dies of Virus

    44058 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  72. Just thought everyone should see my adopted senior kitty, Carmela 💕

    44053 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  73. Just a snail watching rally

    44053 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  74. Waves rippling over sand

    44045 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  75. Boom! New president!

    44031 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  76. Having some trouble defeating the final boss on Metroid

    43997 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  77. Wrong balls, Joe

    43988 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  78. T-shirt objection

    43980 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  79. Corona Irony.

    43958 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  80. WCGW hanging out during Pandemic

    43913 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  81. Improvised chain wrench

    43912 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  82. All road lead to Rome

    43907 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  83. How about you amaze me?

    43902 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  84. Last night I captured a rare event, the ISS crossing the surface of the moon. This is a close crop of my shot, check out the full size linked in the comments. [OC]

    43883 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  85. Cuba has a better health care system than America, that is a fact

    43860 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  86. Do not touch the doggo! The doggo is mine!

    43859 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  87. CNN’s Coverage of Sanders Was 3X More Negative Than Biden Following Their Big Primary Wins. A tale of two media narratives.

    43839 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  88. U.S. Will Suspend Travel From Europe as Countries Tighten Lockdowns

    43835 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  89. what makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

    43822 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  90. 🔥 Various praying mantis species

    43814 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  91. Oh shit! Here comes the nail clippers.

    43814 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  92. Princess imPEACHed

    43781 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  93. Dog found frozen to ground gets new legs

    43758 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  94. [Charania] New Orleans' Zion Williamson says he is pledging to cover the salaries for all of the Pelicans arena staff workers for the next 30 days.

    43732 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  95. COVID-19 kills 1 Iranian every 10 minutes, About 50 Iranians are contracting Coronavirus every hour, says Health Ministry spokesperson

    43700 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  96. #StayTheFuckHome - A Movement to Stop the COVID-19 Pandemic

    43683 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  97. TIL an African grey parrot named "Nigel," who spoke with a British accent, went missing from his California home. When he was returned 4 yrs later via his microchip to his British-American owner, Nigel was able to speak Spanish & sing bars from the theme of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."

    43662 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  98. This couple’s been clearing out Costco shelves and reselling on Amazon

    43601 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  99. Just leave me be, dammit!

    43600 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  100. The First-Ever Native American-Owned Film Studio is Opening in New Mexico

    43569 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020