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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. A year ago today, I drew the Neckbeard Alignment Chart and made it into the top 5 of all time in this sub. Today, I redrew it to be even better.

    13528 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  2. Dog tries to pick up an electric eel, gets nature tazered

    13526 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  3. Ho, Ro, the rattlin' bog! An Irish wedding still going on at 5am the next morning.

    13517 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  4. Some ways to do the window jump on Mirage

    13509 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  5. Baboon mothers living in the wild carry dead infants for up to ten days. The researchers believe the most plausible are the 'grief-management hypothesis', which suggests that mothers carry the dead infant as a way of dealing emotionally with their loss

    13498 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  6. Stay civil people.

    13488 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  7. Cursed_bugs bunny

    13484 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  8. Being in an open relationship is basically saying I want to sleep around with a bunch of people, but I’m scared to be lonely.

    13479 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  9. Man tries to smash 13 year old. Gets beat up.

    13460 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  10. More than 50 people dead from coronavirus in Italy

    13458 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  11. Japan set to ban entry from the U.S. as early as next week

    13441 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  12. See what it's like to get a Coronavirus test

    13427 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  13. I’ll do anything for my boys

    13406 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  14. Our grumpy bearded lady. Quite a rare pupper.

    13403 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  15. Update on my mom finding Hentai on my computer post

    13392 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  16. 'Biden's brain is leaking out of his ears' - trouble in paradise when the #YangGang discovers that Yang has endorsed Biden and wants to give him 1000 delegates a month

    13370 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  17. Wow

    13358 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  18. F ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

    13342 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  19. “This S*** Just Got Real!”

    13334 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  20. Trump considering 'full pardon' of former national security advisor Michael Flynn

    13333 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  21. Why tho…?

    13333 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  22. Incredible footage of Saturn rising from behind the Moon during a lunar occultation

    13331 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  23. (Serious) Fuck Liberals, Fuck Biden, Fuck everyone who voted Biden

    13330 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  24. There are 2 kinds of doggo, and a third kind too!

    13323 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  25. My daughter got me Darth Vader for my birthday and promptly made a room for him in her dollhouse

    13315 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  26. Rock on

    13307 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  27. PsBattle: Sculpture in Ireland.

    13301 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  28. AOC shoots back at Dave Rubin

    13299 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  29. TIL alcohol-related deaths account for 3 million deaths annually, which is 7 times more fatalities than homicide. It is the number one cause of death of people between the ages of 15 and 49.

    13293 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  30. Someone make this into a movie right now!

    13288 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  31. Do people actually find Trevor Noah, Jimmy Fallon or Ellen DeGeneres funny? Their act seems so forced

    13284 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  32. He asked for a suit for class pictures. There's no class, but he looks classy. He's 8.

    13282 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  33. thank you discord

    13280 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  34. These bricks looks like wood

    13272 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  35. My 2.5 year old son decided today of all days to start throwing things in the toilet! There goes his college fund!

    13262 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  36. Amazing detail, but why?

    13253 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  37. I just realized where this painting is from

    13252 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  38. Gratitude interventions don’t help with depression, anxiety, new meta-analysis of 27 studies finds. While gratitude has benefits, it is not a self-help tool that can fix everything, the researchers say.

    13249 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  39. We are a team of medical experts following COVID-19's progression closely. Ask Us Anything.

    13245 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  40. Sophie Trudeau has tested positive for Coronavirus

    13243 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  41. Pretty please with cherry on top

    13227 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  42. On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife...

    13218 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  43. Brother from another mother

    13205 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  44. A man drove into one of the easter island heads

    13196 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  45. The Death of a Salesman should be studied in school instead of Romeo and Juliet.

    13188 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  46. Democrats are going to nominate Joe Biden, and he's going to lose in November. And that makes me sooo furious.

    13184 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  47. 🔥 A coyote enjoys the view while the tourists are away (taken with zoom lens from a car, credit: Becca Cook)

    13182 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  48. The story of 2 lighters

    13174 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  49. This discrepency.

    13164 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  50. Today is my 30th birthday. I am 30 weeks pregnant and self isolating. Here are my cousins being awesome human beings and making me feel special with cookies and homemade cards. I’m not crying you are!

    13160 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  51. Women of Reddit: What was going through your mind when you gave your first blowjob?

    13149 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  52. You can make whatever you want appear, but you have to pull it out of your ass. What do you do?

    13149 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  53. Peta Creeper

    13144 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  54. This very sweet post about language barriers

    13131 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  55. You messed with the wrong bug

    13128 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  56. Thor always did look like a tosser

    13125 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  57. 🔥 This is what a Devil Starfish looks like

    13123 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  58. The Shaq Rainbow

    13112 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  59. Musicians And Their Audiences Show Synchronised Patterns Of Brain Activity

    13089 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  60. Well played

    13087 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  61. Less than an hour after the announcement and Scottish Twitter has something to say

    13074 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  62. National enquirer spreading lies and harmful information about the epidemic to sell their paper

    13074 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  63. A WIP Preview of my Vel'Koz LED Strip Integration. Doesn't work flawlessly just yet :-)

    13069 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  64. I've been lying to my husband for the past 8 years.

    13061 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  65. 2020 Tumbling World Championships: Women’s Final

    13059 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  66. Aquarium's penguins continue exploring the empty aquarium during its closure.

    13055 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  67. In the search to find an environmentally friendly alternative for fossil fuels, scientists from the Tokyo University of Science developed a new technique for safely and efficiently producing 25 times more hydrogen fuel by using a specific type of rust and light source.

    13052 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  68. Compass Voting Habits

    13047 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  69. woof_irl

    13047 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  70. cursed_theater

    13046 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  71. What would you do if you were hooking up with a girl and she told you that you didn’t need to wear a condom because she’s on birth control?

    13031 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  72. On another episode of panic shopping

    13020 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  73. [Homemade] Ferrero Rocher inspired tart

    13014 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  74. Friend disconnected on Labs with 2 minutes left

    13012 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  75. PsBattle: this thick sandwich.

    13007 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  76. ThrowRA: I (32F) was offered a promotion. He (31M) refuses to move.

    13002 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  77. Assualt on Police GONE WRONG!!

    13001 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  78. China enacted a sweeping new law that bars people from posting negative content online, and it could be used to suppress coronavirus news: "Illegal" online posts now include "dissemination of rumors," "disrupting economic or social order," and anything "destroying national unity."

    12988 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  79. I'm Done with your games :)

    12986 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  80. Immigrants shouldn't expect to have their culture respected if they don't respect the local culture.

    12984 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  81. Home office and little children

    12982 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  82. That’s creative

    12979 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  83. Hopefully you never need it

    12976 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  84. 2meirl4meirl

    12970 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  85. Dana White says UFC 249 WILL happen: "Whatever it takes. No crowd. Probably not even in the United States. This fight is going to happen."

    12950 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  86. Anti-vaxxer with poor reading comprehension claims the CDC can no longer say vaccines do not cause autism.

    12926 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  87. CS:GO has passed 1 million concurrent players for the first time ever!

    12918 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  88. Poor guy!

    12917 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  89. This dad in Texas, a true bro.

    12905 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  90. I hate that I miss Activision.

    12899 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  91. Don’t forget to turn off your camera if you need to pee

    12895 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  92. Hello There! I'm new in here and I have too many SW cosplays! But Hera is definitely my favorite so I hope you appreciate it! I miss Rebels, such a good series!

    12890 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  93. A 13-year-old boy bullied for his love of reading gets 100,000 followers on book review account

    12886 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  94. Holy Fuck, You Morons are PROUD to be Neolibs?

    12883 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  95. only a king cobra can make hydration look hostile

    12878 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  96. “My date” was called a rapist on AITA for what I was called an AH for complaining about the week before

    12876 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  97. TIL: there is a Harry Potter fanfic that is so popular among Russian geeks, they published it as a paper book and distributed it among libraries. In the fanfic, Harry applies the scientific method to improve the Wizarding World

    12874 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  98. It's justified to forget the name, right?

    12867 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  99. TIL that OG Spider-Man Tobey Maguire was at the center of the underground poker scene for the wealthy elite in LA and he "was the worst tipper, the best player, and the absolute worst loser". He used his best friend Leo DiCaprio as a lure to get billionaires to the table.

    12858 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  100. Stuart Tinner won £250,000 in a half-time crossbar contest at a Saracens match at Wembley by kicking the ball 30 metres in his socks

    12853 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020