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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. My mother after I cough

    54774 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  2. Don’t know if this counts but I don’t know where else to put it

    54762 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  3. Italy [1]-0 Finland - Donkey Kong 1’

    54712 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  4. Bro was just picking up trash, said he was "sick of f**in looking at it". This dude.

    54710 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  5. Italian guy designed a 3D printable valve to turn scuba mask into a ventilator mask. And it's free!

    54672 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  6. Please make plans to Vote!

    54633 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  7. Idris Elba confirms he tested positive for COVID-19

    54632 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  8. Social Distancing.

    54631 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  9. Holy moly...my Chicago Peace roses are perfection this week!

    54544 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  10. Pixar's 'Onward' is Releasing Today on Digital, Just Two Weeks After It Hit Theaters

    54537 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  11. Stay in your lane, Karen.

    54524 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  12. Dog training.

    54512 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  13. This has to be the trashiest thing I’ve seen on someone’s facebook

    54498 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  14. What women want over the years [OC]

    54497 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  15. My daughter’s absolute determination to take her first steps

    54471 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  16. This guy's quarantine is going great apparently

    54449 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  17. This is Tara Reade. In 1993, she was sexually assaulted by her boss, Joe Biden. When she tried to report the incident, she was fired.

    54442 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  18. Sanders responds to Clinton criticism: 'Unlike Secretary Clinton, I don't want to relive 2016'

    54417 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  19. Surviving the apocalypse

    54406 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  20. Croatian firefighters responding to an alarm seconds before the winning penalty kick that sent them into the semifinal

    54363 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  21. Today I turned 6 years old (Leap year age)

    54345 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  22. Major COVID-19 breakthrough from Melbourne Scientists: research team has been able to map in detail the way a patient’s immune system responded to COVID-19, revealing the weapons it used to combat the new killer. Could fast-track development of treatments and vaccines.

    54277 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  23. Italy flattens curve as daily rise in coronavirus cases hits lowest rate

    54251 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  24. me_irl

    54233 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  25. What is one thing you will never, ever do?

    54227 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  26. People who had no sex education at all and had never ever seen the opposite sex's special parts, how'd you know how sex worked (if you did at all) and which parts were supposed to go where? How did your first time go?

    54182 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  27. Gotta treat yourself from time to time

    54179 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  28. West Virginia man gets up to 775 years in prison for filming sex abuse of infant

    54162 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  29. Their lives matter [OC]

    54152 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  30. The Countries Best Prepared To Deal With A Pandemic

    54134 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  31. Bill Gates leaves Microsoft board

    54125 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  32. The closest orange object is the cause of your death - how do you die?

    54093 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  33. Cops take seized SUV for joyride; owner tracks car, locks them inside for 3 hrs

    54091 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  34. And everyone loves them

    54088 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  35. Look at this patient 🐬

    54086 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  36. At least say you're about to die

    54082 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  37. A man in Morristown, NJ standing outside the emergency room with this sign. Remember to say thank you to those on the front lines!

    54044 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  38. Tornado omelettes

    54031 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  39. Bernie Sanders' Medicare For All Policy Would Likely Increase Wages And Create Jobs, New Economic Analysis Shows

    53996 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  40. I also choose Will Smith's house

    53994 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  41. Shhhhh, just let it happen

    53992 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  42. Megathread: Pete Buttigieg ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid

    53964 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  43. Solid move

    53909 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  44. These almost totally cardboard laundry detergent bottles

    53869 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  45. What innocent item gets suspicious if you own too much of it?

    53865 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  46. Do you think landlords should be open to being lenient on rent in a crisis like this (pending proof of lack of employment)? Why/why not?

    53857 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  47. Sikhs prepare 30,000 free meals for people in isolation.

    53841 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  48. Here Are the 51 Republican Senators Who Just Voted Against Expanding Paid Sick Leave to All Workers

    53838 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  49. Quarantine is fun

    53791 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  50. A Jew praying to Jerusalem, a Muslim praying to Mecca, working together at Israel's national emergency medical service.

    53791 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  51. TIL that the French soldier Jean Bernadotte became so popular in Sweden that they elected him king in 1818 when their own royal family was about to die out. The Bernadotte family still rules in Sweden today

    53721 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  52. Uncle Barry's advice on how to stay healthy and avoid Corona Virus

    53710 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  53. Canada pulls out of 2020 Tokyo Olympic

    53691 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  54. "You have helped us in the past,now it's up to us to reciprocate" recalling the Italian government flight with 18 tons of medical supplies for the emergency in Wuhan. The Chinese Red Cross arrived in Rome with a load of 31 tons: lung fans, respirators, monitors, tens of thousands of suits and masks.

    53686 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  55. Mom gave away my desk without really warning me

    53681 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  56. Well shit let’s just provide healthcare for everyone then!

    53649 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  57. This is so fucked up

    53597 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  58. People like this make me sick.

    53592 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  59. The president of irelands dog running around as he and his wife meet with prince William and Kate Middleton

    53588 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  60. Your best friend is faking being asleep and you need them up. What do you say out loud to trick them into "waking up"?

    53588 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  61. You time-travel from the year 2018 to 2020. You go outside and see everything closed and the streets empty. What's your reaction ? What do you assume happened ?

    53557 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  62. Dont Bring Pre School Scissors To A Fistfight

    53528 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  63. Yoda is the best fidget spinner

    53522 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  64. Anchorman works from home

    53489 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  65. Thank you for being a madlad

    53456 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  66. Trump says he won’t comply with key transparency measures in the coronavirus stimulus bill - The administration says it won’t provide documentation for audits into $500 billion in corporate bailout funds.

    53420 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  67. Doctors in Russia are accusing the government of covering up its coronavirus outbreak, and denying them protective equipment

    53419 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  68. He needs to be punished for this.

    53404 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  69. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

    53394 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  70. Relatable

    53379 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  71. Can we give this a shot?

    53375 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  72. Brexit will cost the UK up to 30 times more than it will gain back from striking a Trump trade deal

    53370 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  73. Somebody I apparently went to high school with messaged me today...

    53348 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  74. Was told to post this here: I'm 14, and I've been 3D printing face shields for local hospitals with MasksForDocs. In the past 3 days I have made 17, with many more to come. (Sorry for terrible photo)

    53344 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  75. Defiant Bernie Sanders hulks out, throws down gauntlet on Biden's perceived electability, and says Sunday night's first one-on-one debate is America's first chance to see who is actually the best equipped to take on Trump. Support Bernie!

    53343 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  76. Day 6 of quarantine

    53327 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  77. I do be like that

    53322 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  78. 'Every American Should Be Outraged' Says Pandemic Expert About Government Response

    53302 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  79. Amsterdam in a wing mirror

    53297 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  80. Virginia Decriminalizes Marijuana and Seals Past Convictions

    53287 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  81. These celebrities are getting insufferable

    53260 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  82. Edward Snowden says COVID-19 could give governments invasive new data-collection powers that could last long after the pandemic

    53260 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  83. A Chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact

    53249 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  84. They used the key word

    53223 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  85. Many forget this is a team sport, not these guys

    53163 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  86. Aight wtf

    53152 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  87. The trickster

    53144 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  88. While updating a bathroom, I left a surprise under the floor for the next remodeler..

    53131 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  89. People of Reddit, those of you who AREN'T depressed and DON'T have anxiety....what the fuck is that like?

    53115 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  90. TIL - Elephants are one of the few species on Earth with ‘Death Rituals’, whereby the herd will gather around the dead, cover the body and mourn the death. They have also been known to revisit the bones of the dead, sometimes years after the death.

    53114 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  91. Let’s celebrate equality

    53106 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  92. Me in 2004, when all I ever watched was Fight Club and The Matrix while blasting The Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up". So cool I had to wear two sunglasses.

    53098 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  93. If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time

    53063 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  94. [Serious] What new jobs/industries can we create to work from home and keep the economy stimulated during these difficult times?

    53060 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  95. Covid-19 Party in a lock-down state

    53059 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  96. The Coronavirus Explained & What You Should Do

    53017 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  97. Just a normal everyday conversation

    52996 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  98. Testing failures and refusal to use World Health Organization tests allowed coronavirus to sweep the U.S., experts say

    52995 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  99. Your problems are nothing.

    52985 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  100. Cleaning staff girl receiving praise from doctors for her service; "An important job that it's hardly mentioned and also deserve tribute"

    52982 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020