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  1. Surfing simulator for surfer newbies

    56574 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  2. Saw this truck rushing a massive load of thoughts and prayers to my local hospital

    56531 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  3. I made a Master Chief wall bust out of 58 pages of cardstock. 231 pieces in all!

    56529 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  4. My girl always greets people with her stuffed animals

    56505 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  5. Dad is overcome with pride by Daughters Dad joke

    56497 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  6. Tessa Thompson Confirms Christian Bale Will Play the Villain in 'Thor: Love and Thunder'

    56492 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  7. TIL that when astronauts are outside the ISS, space-borne compounds adhere to their suits causing a distinctive scent when they return to the station. The smell is so unusual that NASA reached out to a top fragrance maker to re-create the odor for its training simulations.

    56448 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  8. European college warns students to return from “poorly developed” U.S. during pandemic. Experts say U.S. health system ill-equipped to handle epidemic amid warnings hospitals will have to ration care

    56428 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  9. Insane Parents Destroy Their Child’s Art Tablet for... not getting up on time.

    56414 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  10. Four zookeepers in Cornwall, UK, decided to self-isolate on the grounds of a wildlife sanctuary to make sure the animals are properly cared for during the coronavirus crisis.

    56400 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  11. If immortality was granted to 1 million individuals worldwide, what would be a fair selection process?

    56389 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  12. The first parents to let their kids cook in front of Gordon Ramsey, before any of us knew that he is actually really nice and patient with young chefs, must have really hated their kid

    56381 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  13. If we had to dump our own household trash in our backyard for one week, we would seriously reconsider our own impact of environmental waste.

    56378 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  14. Announcing your engagement wearing a bracelet saying cumslut

    56367 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  15. "You hit me! I was watching my screen and it didn't show any cars! I was signalling so I had right of way!" -Actual quote from her

    56334 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  16. Don’t underestimate your dad. :)

    56308 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  17. Get to the threadmill

    56277 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  18. Belarus president refuses to cancel anything - and says vodka and saunas will ward off coronavirus

    56247 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  19. TIL, "Genghis Khan" Was just a title meaning "ruler of all", his given name was Temüjin Borjigin.

    56245 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  20. Dr. Ravindra Kolhe and his team at the Medical College is Georgia. They created a Coronavirus test with a 2 hour turnaround time and had it up and running last Sunday, 3/15.

    56227 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  21. And this ladies and gentlemen is a cat dryer

    56219 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  22. The president of Slovakia showing up in her hand-tailored, matching fabric surgical mask.

    56197 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  23. This man is the original John wick

    56186 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  24. TIL Enya is a recluse who lives in a mansion with her cats and makes music with an elderly couple, the lyrics to which she sometimes sings in Sindarin and Quenya - elven languages JRR Tolkien invented for Lord of the Rings.

    56169 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  25. How factories made soap prior to automation.

    56058 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  26. Wuhan, endless queues for ashes of coronavirus dead cast doubts on numbers

    56035 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  27. 🔥 Ice Eggs - This rare phenomenon occurs when ice is rolled over by wind and water (Northern Finland)

    56033 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  28. Close enough

    56022 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  29. Anger is growing at China over COVID-19 and its apparent cover-up attempt

    55994 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  30. You give back the love they gave you.

    55987 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  31. The glasses in my beer flight wouldn’t come out of the holder.

    55983 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  32. When did the popular kid’s life fall apart in a few seconds?

    55954 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  33. #DitchMitch2020

    55923 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  34. American burn vs British Murder

    55854 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  35. Yes, New York liquor stores are deemed essential businesses

    55804 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  36. Idiot in Kia thinks stop signs are optional in front of a loaded 25k truck/3car trailer!

    55791 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  37. This guy is amazing!

    55753 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  38. California Governor issues statewide order to 'stay at home' effective Thursday evening

    55750 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  39. Found this on FB. Clever chap indeed. Made me laugh, so thought i would share.

    55741 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  40. Pizza > Coronas

    55713 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  41. When you wanted Broccoli but get a Carrot instead

    55701 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  42. Symptoms of Coronavirus

    55695 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  43. Greedy man has his hoard of hand sanitizer confiscated and donated

    55685 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  44. Snow had just the right conditions so that it rolled up like a carpet

    55676 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  45. I broke a hammer trying to pry a nail out of the floorboards and it looks really disappointed in itself

    55667 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  46. Costco Is Refusing To Accept Returns For Toilet Paper Which Is Bad News For Panic-Buying Hoarders

    55629 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  47. Teller's shadow magic

    55626 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  48. Out here makin sure yall have 5G during the quarantine

    55610 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  49. Schools closed for 2 weeks, local pizza shop offers free food for kids...

    55594 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  50. Thai Airways crew puts Chinese woman in headlock after she allegedly deliberately coughed on stewardess

    55587 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  51. Mexico is illegally destroying protected mangrove trees to build an $8 billion oil refinery

    55582 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  52. Romantic conversation between a couple

    55557 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  53. A little community goes a long way!

    55548 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  54. Bet a lot of essential workers are thinking this

    55533 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  55. After seeing celebrities that have shown no symptoms being tested for coronavirus...

    55515 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  56. 2020 graduation!

    55504 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  57. I gave you the good stuff.

    55469 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  58. Kitten has the softest paws

    55468 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  59. The Cheesecake Factory tells landlords it will not be paying rents on April 1.

    55461 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  60. Designed for dissuading the homeless. Literally just uncomfortable for everyone else.

    55438 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  61. Why does school start so early???

    55402 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  62. At 3 pm tomorrow every electronic device goes to a black screen and the words "Now the real fun begins" appear, What would you expect to happen in the following days?

    55361 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  63. LPT: If you manage a store, put a sign out front listing the current "hot" items that are out of stock. This will prevent unnecessary traffic in your store and reduce potential exposure for your employees and customers. Miscellaneous

    55356 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  64. T H I S !!! plus, some kids literally cannot afford food so what do you want them to do, starve??

    55345 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  65. Sometimes it’s the small things

    55331 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  66. 41% of Public More Likely to Support Universal Health Care Amid Pandemic

    55328 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  67. Fr. Giuseppe Berardelli, has died from the coronavirus. He refused a ventilator, saying it should rather be given to someone younger than him. He was 72 years old, from Bergamo.

    55311 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  68. What are the spookiest audio or video clips on the internet?

    55293 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  69. Even doggo knows you can't move once the cat gets comfortable

    55293 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  70. Good Morning NY......from an acceptable social distance

    55286 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  71. This is what coronavirus looks like in an Italian hospital

    55284 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  72. What If Andrew Yang Was Right? Mitt Romney has joined the chorus of voices calling for all Americans to receive free money directly from the government.

    55273 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  73. TIL that in July 2018, Russian scientists collected and analysed 300 prehistoric worms from the permafrost and thawed them. 2 of the ancient worms revived and began to move and eat. One is dated at 32,000 years old, the other 41,700 years old.

    55261 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  74. My bees died from my neighbors spraying insecticide

    55257 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  75. Intelligent whale shark taking advantage of a hole in a fishing net

    55237 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  76. A review on a vegan bakery...

    55223 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  77. Guy is incredibly nonchalant and accurate with axe throwing

    55220 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  78. Wash hand style in covid-19 time!

    55216 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  79. Or maybe 42 hamburgers.

    55211 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  80. Emergency Hospital Being Constructed in Central Park

    55191 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  81. The cat in the window: A story

    55155 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  82. Mike Pompeo insists G7 use 'Wuhan Virus' - but world officials refuse

    55096 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  83. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    55086 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  84. Vice News Producer on returning to the US through JFK Airport from Italy after reporting on Coronavirus' outbreak epicenter - "I walked right through US customs. They didn’t ask me where in Italy I went or if I came into contact with sick people. They didn’t ask me anything."

    55073 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  85. Can I helps you?

    55054 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  86. TIL The Milky Way rotates at a speed of 168 miles per second. So, the actual place in space where you were an hour ago is now roughly 600,000 miles away.

    55048 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  87. 🔥 A Blue Jay and a Cardinal have a little confrontation. Both birds can be found in North America.

    55041 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  88. Dick’s customers obeying the social distancing rules in Seattle

    55018 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  89. Think before you mix!

    55000 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  90. Nurses and Doctors applaud in memory of a nurse who lost her life on the front line.

    54978 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  91. TIL of Gad Beck, a Jew who borrowed a neighbour’s Hitler Youth uniform in 1942 and snuck into a pre-deportation camp to rescue his lover, Manfred Lewin. He got Lewin released by lying to the camps CO. Outside, Lewin said he couldn’t abandon his family and went back. Lewin and his family all died.

    54921 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  92. Life comes a you fast

    54907 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  93. What is the best movie quote you have ever heard?

    54904 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  94. How to make a perfect star

    54857 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  95. Canada will not send athletes to Olympic and Paralympic Games in summer 2020 due to COVID-19 risks

    54846 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  96. ‘Star Wars’ Actor John Boyega Signs Netflix Deal To Develop Non-English Language Films Centered on West and East Africa

    54843 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  97. Trump reportedly won't meet with Pelosi on a coronavirus bill, or for any reason, because he's mad at her

    54816 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  98. [OC] Bloomberg's Campaign Expenditures compared to the GDP of the only primary he won

    54807 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  99. There's a time for work, and a time for herp derp.

    54784 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  100. Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam

    54781 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020