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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. He really tried

    24078 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  2. There goes his trust in humanity

    24059 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  3. Coronavirus diet: just 2 kilograms of cookie dough that I attack with a spoon every now and then

    24044 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  4. /r/Neoliberal on November 9th, 2020

    24035 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  5. fairly cold out here

    24027 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  6. Protective Cat

    24020 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  7. That face when you realise you're stuck.

    24010 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  8. A small boat racing course

    23997 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  9. Democrats Took a Terrible Coronavirus Bill and Made It Pretty Damn Good

    23991 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  10. Quarantine-d guy

    23986 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  11. Virus kills member of council advising Iran's supreme leader

    23985 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  12. Being bros!

    23985 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  13. This picture from the testing crew in Colorado makes them look tiny.

    23978 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  14. 🔥 Blue Whale, with 87ft Boat for Scale 😱

    23976 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  15. Madlad trash day

    23973 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  16. In light of the covid-19 crisis, we decided that some happiness was needed for our family. Proud to introduce little Bluey to the world!

    23965 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  17. In "Monsters, Inc." (2001), Sully's chair is designed with a hole through which he can fit his tail for comfortable seating.

    23960 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  18. Pls just add a competitive mode and make core connection based

    23951 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  19. TIFU By buying an $800 ticket for $7,000

    23937 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  20. The force is female /s

    23931 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  21. COVID-19 front-line workers deserve financial reward

    23929 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  22. He did so good.

    23892 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  23. Swing and a miss

    23886 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  24. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson released from the hospital

    23883 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  25. How she cooks using her hands

    23876 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  26. I met IKEA bird!

    23871 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  27. A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.”

    23861 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  28. Coyote on the streets of San Francisco during the coronavirus shelter in place order

    23849 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  29. First Images from Matt Reeves’ ‘The Batman’

    23847 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  30. Karma is a real bad dude

    23834 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  31. Migingo Island, population of 131, only 0.0008sq mi of dirt

    23818 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  32. The end is nigh

    23817 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  33. Just our luck

    23815 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  34. Despite making .2% of the population

    23786 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  35. TIL German biologist Stefan Lanka, who believed that measles was a "psychosomatic illness", announced that he would pay 100,000 Euros to anyone who could prove that measles was a virus. German doctor David Barden proved him wrong and Lanka was ordered by the court to pay the money as promised.

    23770 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  36. ONE YEAR TODAY

    23749 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  37. Hello reddit! Bernie Sanders here. I will be debating Joe Biden at 8pm EST on CNN tonight. And at 7PM, we will be doing a pre-debate show featuring Briahna Joy Gray, Naomi Klein, Michael Lighty, and other special guests. Tune in here (and make sure your parents and friends watch too).

    23732 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  38. Surprise: Trump Started Itching to End Social Distancing After His Six Most Profitable Clubs Closed

    23731 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  39. Trump Touts ‘Game-Changing’ Drug Cocktail For Coronavirus Linked To Fatal Arrhythmia - The president, who is not a doctor, recommends a potentially dangerous drug combo to his 74 million Twitter followers. “What do we have to lose?” he asked.

    23711 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  40. The real reason Superman came to Earth

    23707 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  41. Wife did this to me while playing Half Life: Alyx!

    23701 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  42. *VROOOOWWSHH*

    23692 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  43. Guy has an interesting method for taming bulls

    23688 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  44. How it feels to be a Millennial

    23679 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  45. This extra in a new hope looks more like what the son of Padme and anakin would look like than their actual son

    23677 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  46. Member of Pence’s staff tests positive for coronavirus

    23672 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  47. Dunkirk (2017) they tried to use as little CGI as possible so used forced perspective flats to decorate scenes.

    23660 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  48. A critical care nurse in Britain has made a tearful appeal to members of the public to stop stripping supermarket shelves of food after she came off a shift and was unable to buy supplies for her family.

    23653 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  49. dude was probably buzzing off the smell of that dip

    23645 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  50. Me on March 20th

    23615 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  51. Dr. Fauci: 'You don't make the timeline, the virus makes the timeline'

    23611 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  52. And are the same people who think that Iran is in the USA

    23610 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  53. Okay who else does this?

    23605 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  54. Sanders wins Democrats Abroad primary

    23600 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  55. My three best friends decided to throw me a surprise birthday party during the quarantine. Thank you Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin!

    23595 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  56. Mueller Witness: Sean Hannity ‘Tailored His Shows’ to Fit Manafort’s Agenda During 2016 Campaign

    23588 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  57. Late-stage capitalism primed us for this pandemic; A decimated welfare state and a government that serves only the rich created the perfect conditions for coronavirus

    23567 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  58. Elon Musk Wants to Build a New Starship Every 72 Hours So He Can Colonize Mars

    23564 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  59. The biggest transformation in history

    23559 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  60. A Wonderful Plan

    23548 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  61. Afterward the team celebrates with rum ham.

    23547 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  62. #NotDying4WallStreet Goes Viral as Progressives Reject Efforts to Put Corporate Profits Over Public Health

    23542 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  63. Men will understand

    23533 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  64. Boris Johnson's father to apply for French citizenship

    23518 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  65. Boomers are, on average, more rude and entitled than teenagers.

    23516 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  66. Rate my I-just-moved-in-to-another-country-during-a-world-pandemic setup.

    23502 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  67. To suggest a new idea

    23487 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  68. Perhaps humans have regressed over the years

    23479 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  69. My son dropped his toy police car down the heat duct. I used my phone camera to locate it. It ended up looking like a film noir sewer drain shot.

    23475 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  70. Alec Guinness’ granddaughter, Sally, makes a cameo appearance in the Rise of Skywalker!

    23474 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  71. 2meirl4meirl

    23466 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  72. Sad times

    23464 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  73. Halfway to being a 40 year old virgin. Let’s get this over with.

    23451 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  74. Wash your hands

    23442 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  75. Chris Matthews announces his retirement live on air.

    23434 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  76. Just a lil trim

    23431 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  77. Slavery?

    23422 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  78. No one ever thanks truck drivers for their service. Without them we would starve to death.

    23419 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  79. LPT: if a friend makes a recommendation, at least check it out. Worst case scenario is it will give you the opportunity to grow closer to them and maybe even understand them a little better. When you ignore recommendations it communicates a lack of investment in the relationship.

    23411 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  80. If he were still with us today...

    23405 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  81. One of the most respected in the business (Dr Younus) lost a hero today in his team just minutes ago. RIP Kious

    23405 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  82. It really do be hitting different

    23399 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  83. Boycott Mulan. Stand With Hong Kong.

    23399 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  84. Europe sells medicine to Tehran in first bypass of US sanctions, as Iran grapples with coronavirus outbreak

    23384 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  85. Well, might as well binge all them seasons again...

    23371 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  86. [ESPN] "I served the longest suspension in MLB history. It cost me well over $35M. And you know what? I deserved that." @AROD says the Astros deserve whatever comes their way after the lack of remorse they've shown.

    23371 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  87. Think he got what he deserved

    23356 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  88. Crowds packed California beaches despite shelter in place order

    23354 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  89. Social distancing in the newspaper.

    23341 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  90. Comedians of the 90's.

    23339 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  91. YSK that used electric cars are really affordable, and you save a lot of money on gas, oil changes, and maintenance

    23339 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  92. Its been six months since Benny was diagnosed with asthma. He needs to use an inhaler twice a day, but has become such a good sport about it!

    23331 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  93. The Man With 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer Just Donated Them

    23331 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  94. Aussie got a tiger snake up his pant leg...

    23329 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  95. Cat fits into a shelf perfectly

    23322 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  96. Portal Mirrors.

    23320 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  97. Is the 2020 Formula 1 season over???

    23309 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  98. My stepdad is celebrating 30 years of sobriety today!

    23304 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  99. Experts Say the Internet Will Mostly Stay Online During Coronavirus Pandemic

    23299 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  100. Socialism for Corporations. Brutal Capitalism for Everyone Else.

    23297 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020