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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Regardless of your disability, you are served
58687 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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WCGW if I soak this guy in alcohol and taser him
58686 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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It Should Terrify You That Senators Are Dumb Enough To Think No One Would Notice Them Dumping Their Stocks
58675 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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It’s an emotional rollercoaster
58649 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Coronavirus Forces World’s Largest Work-From-Home Experiment
58624 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Also, not long.
58575 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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The way this meme has been embroidered to perfection (by hermitgirlcreations)
58558 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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TIL about the Chinese poem "Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den," or "Shī shì shí shī shǐ." The poem is solely composed of "shi" 92 times, but pronounced with different tones.
58536 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Rob Zombie just being his typical Rob.
58486 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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TIL that ZZ Top is the longest-running group with an unchanged line-up in the entire history of popular music
58484 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Stay your ass at home!
58451 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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During the quarantine, a pianist in Barcelona went to his balcony to play “My Heart Will Go On” for his neighbourhood. After he started, a sax player in the building next door joined him.
58362 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Yellow like the onions that're making me cry right now.
58350 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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As an extremely immature man, this sold the Half life Alyx Physics for me in the first 2 minutes.
58323 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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This squirrel feeding perch
58307 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Cheetah just wants a little shade
58307 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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The level of detail in this game is insane, you can interact with absolutely everything!!
58307 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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South Korea was doing a fantastic job of controlling #COVIDー19 for the first 30 patients. Then #Patient31 came along, did not adhere to social distancing and caused 2 clusters that were responsible for 80% of South Korea's infections. Don't be #Patient31.
58288 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Playboy Magazine Is Closing Down, Probably for Good
58260 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Landscape perfectly divided by this railing
58250 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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MRW I read that the youth vote was super low on Super Tuesday.
58250 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Coronavirus patients who refuse to self-isolate face murder charges in Italy
58211 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Who let the dogs out
58211 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Truth
58206 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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5.7-magnitude earthquake strikes near Salt Lake City, state's largest quake since 1992
58191 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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The Trump Administration Just Canceled an Order for 80,000 Ventilators to Haggle Over the Price
58187 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Sequencing Porn
58150 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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My gf teaches 1st graders. Her school's "no tag" policy is working great.
58144 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Helping eachother out [Oc]
58126 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Updated Tokyo Olympic Games logo
58112 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Like an elderly couple.
58101 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Dutch president - gives coronavirus advices
58086 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Amazon, Instacart Grocery Delivery Workers Strike For Coronavirus Protection And Pay
58039 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Coronavirus: Rudy Giuliani has Twitter account temporarily blocked for spreading 'COVID-19 misinformation'
58020 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Weinstein to move from hospital to Rikers Island jail
58008 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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TIL there’s a garden in the UK dedicated to plants that are deadly & can kill you. It’s only available to visit by booking a guided tour & people have fainted walking around due to the fumes that some plants give off. It’s classed as the most dangerous garden in the world & holds over 100 plants.
57973 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Passing at Age 103, Actor Kirk Douglas Gives Away Entire $61 Million Dollar Fortune to Charities
57953 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Lately I've been having a craving for grilled cheese, then I noticed my calendar and it all made sense.
57914 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Reddit ran wild with Boston bombing conspiracy theories in 2013, and is now an epicenter for coronavirus misinformation. The site is doing almost nothing to change that.
57865 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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The Shanghai Shivers
57852 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Elon Musk says Tesla will make ventilators for hospitals if needed.
57848 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Sanders responds to Warren claim he fails to get things done with two-minute list of things he got done
57844 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Due to coronavirus, we decided to just go to the courthouse today instead of stressing about the wedding we've been planning for months. Couldn't be happier. I've been in love with this woman since I was 4 years old.
57843 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Media freakout.
57842 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Destressing in the Hospital Be like
57836 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Interview for a shitty job starter pack
57835 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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This accurate reaction to the UK wide lockdown.
57817 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Those CVS receipts are finally paying off.
57775 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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I had a row to myself on the plane so I set up my tripod on the window seat and captured a timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy rising
57765 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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True af story.
57758 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBELM!!
57754 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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An Attempt To Understand Taxes
57707 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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In "Hercules" (1997) Hades says "Guys, relax. It's only half-time" exactly at the 46-minute mark, the halfway point of the 92-minute movie
57663 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Best description of modern-day America I've ever read
57639 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Senator Dumped Up to $1.6 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness
57639 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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What only exists because of people’s stupidity?
57615 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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London woman, 36, dies of suspected Covid-19 after being told she is 'not priority'
57608 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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I made a real-time 3D graphing calculator in Minecraft.
57584 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Sounds like a Donaldian bestdeal
57582 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Making a meme from every line of the Prequels: Day 250
57544 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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A bun making sure to kiss their human goodnight
57524 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Somewhere in a parallel universe
57425 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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18yo Dressed as Sufferagette to Celebrate 100 Years of Women's Right to Vote
57408 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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This is me, everyday, without fail.
57408 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Attorney general accuses Menards of illegally raising prices on cleaning supplies
57404 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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God bless whoever took this picture
57402 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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3M on Twitter: 500,000 respirators on the way to New York and Seattle, arriving starting tomorrow.
57366 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Can't risk it again...
57332 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Miss Staten Island comes out as bisexual, is banned from St. Patrick's Day parade
57314 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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'They Are Saving Our Lives': Demand Grows for Grocery Store Employees, Other Frontline Workers to Receive Hazard Pay Amid Coronavirus Outbreak
57302 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Every day of the quarantine I will shave a little more. Day 1: the monk.
57297 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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How to train your dog.
57259 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Bertha picking the apple
57201 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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A Wuhan doctor who posted information about the new coronavirus on social media that was shared by the late whistle-blower Li Wenliang has broken her silence, saying she was muzzled by Chinese authorities for raising the alarm without their permission at the start of the outbreak.
57189 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Gatekeeping being black
57185 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Power of words kill more people than bullets
57169 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border
57148 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Ask me a question then edit your question to make me look like a dick
57147 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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That's a valid point though
57142 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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My banana isn't going without a fight (OC)
57139 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Grandpa is furious now
57122 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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This is painful to watch
57119 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Spinnin’
57099 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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TIL The Turkey Drop is when a freshman college student comes home for Thanksgiving and is unceremoniously dumped by his high school girlfriend or boyfriend.
57083 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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These policies can help to improve the mental health of students
57005 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Homeless man caught on CCTV jumping for joy after getting a job
56998 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Rush hour in Tokyo
56996 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Progressive group that endorsed Warren switches to Sanders
56988 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Nintendo to remaster and release several new Mario games for the series 35th anniversary
56953 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Am i the only one who just skips 3 minutes in every video now?
56937 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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I guess that’s consistency?
56914 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Saudi Prince's $79million superyacht capsizes and partially sinks in Greece
56848 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Air pollution plunges 40% in Europe amid coronavirus lockdown
56830 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Columbia Sportswear employees to receive regular pay as CEO cuts own salary to $10,000
56762 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Never more true than now
56714 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Wake up America, your country doesn't value your life
56694 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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26 years after first playing “Streets of rage 2” my son and I play together for the first time. I was 7 then he is now 7 years old.
56614 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Mistakes were made
56598 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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This sweet old lady's reaction to having her photo taken
56583 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Oh very responsible
56582 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020