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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. Regardless of your disability, you are served

    58687 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  2. WCGW if I soak this guy in alcohol and taser him

    58686 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  3. It Should Terrify You That Senators Are Dumb Enough To Think No One Would Notice Them Dumping Their Stocks

    58675 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  4. It’s an emotional rollercoaster

    58649 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  5. Coronavirus Forces World’s Largest Work-From-Home Experiment

    58624 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  6. Also, not long.

    58575 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  7. The way this meme has been embroidered to perfection (by hermitgirlcreations)

    58558 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  8. TIL about the Chinese poem "Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den," or "Shī shì shí shī shǐ." The poem is solely composed of "shi" 92 times, but pronounced with different tones.

    58536 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  9. Rob Zombie just being his typical Rob.

    58486 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  10. TIL that ZZ Top is the longest-running group with an unchanged line-up in the entire history of popular music

    58484 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  11. Stay your ass at home!

    58451 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  12. During the quarantine, a pianist in Barcelona went to his balcony to play “My Heart Will Go On” for his neighbourhood. After he started, a sax player in the building next door joined him.

    58362 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  13. Yellow like the onions that're making me cry right now.

    58350 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  14. As an extremely immature man, this sold the Half life Alyx Physics for me in the first 2 minutes.

    58323 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  15. This squirrel feeding perch

    58307 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  16. Cheetah just wants a little shade

    58307 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  17. The level of detail in this game is insane, you can interact with absolutely everything!!

    58307 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  18. South Korea was doing a fantastic job of controlling #COVIDー19 for the first 30 patients. Then #Patient31 came along, did not adhere to social distancing and caused 2 clusters that were responsible for 80% of South Korea's infections. Don't be #Patient31.

    58288 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  19. Playboy Magazine Is Closing Down, Probably for Good

    58260 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  20. Landscape perfectly divided by this railing

    58250 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  21. MRW I read that the youth vote was super low on Super Tuesday.

    58250 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  22. Coronavirus patients who refuse to self-isolate face murder charges in Italy

    58211 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  23. Who let the dogs out

    58211 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  24. Truth

    58206 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  25. 5.7-magnitude earthquake strikes near Salt Lake City, state's largest quake since 1992

    58191 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  26. The Trump Administration Just Canceled an Order for 80,000 Ventilators to Haggle Over the Price

    58187 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  27. Sequencing Porn

    58150 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  28. My gf teaches 1st graders. Her school's "no tag" policy is working great.

    58144 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  29. Helping eachother out [Oc]

    58126 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  30. Updated Tokyo Olympic Games logo

    58112 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  31. Like an elderly couple.

    58101 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  32. Dutch president - gives coronavirus advices

    58086 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  33. Amazon, Instacart Grocery Delivery Workers Strike For Coronavirus Protection And Pay

    58039 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  34. Coronavirus: Rudy Giuliani has Twitter account temporarily blocked for spreading 'COVID-19 misinformation'

    58020 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  35. Weinstein to move from hospital to Rikers Island jail

    58008 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  36. TIL there’s a garden in the UK dedicated to plants that are deadly & can kill you. It’s only available to visit by booking a guided tour & people have fainted walking around due to the fumes that some plants give off. It’s classed as the most dangerous garden in the world & holds over 100 plants.

    57973 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  37. Passing at Age 103, Actor Kirk Douglas Gives Away Entire $61 Million Dollar Fortune to Charities

    57953 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  38. Lately I've been having a craving for grilled cheese, then I noticed my calendar and it all made sense.

    57914 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  39. Reddit ran wild with Boston bombing conspiracy theories in 2013, and is now an epicenter for coronavirus misinformation. The site is doing almost nothing to change that.

    57865 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  40. The Shanghai Shivers

    57852 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  41. Elon Musk says Tesla will make ventilators for hospitals if needed.

    57848 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  42. Sanders responds to Warren claim he fails to get things done with two-minute list of things he got done

    57844 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  43. Due to coronavirus, we decided to just go to the courthouse today instead of stressing about the wedding we've been planning for months. Couldn't be happier. I've been in love with this woman since I was 4 years old.

    57843 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  44. Media freakout.

    57842 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  45. Destressing in the Hospital Be like

    57836 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  46. Interview for a shitty job starter pack

    57835 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  47. This accurate reaction to the UK wide lockdown.

    57817 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  48. Those CVS receipts are finally paying off.

    57775 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  49. I had a row to myself on the plane so I set up my tripod on the window seat and captured a timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy rising

    57765 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  50. True af story.

    57758 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  51. YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBELM!!

    57754 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  52. An Attempt To Understand Taxes

    57707 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  53. In "Hercules" (1997) Hades says "Guys, relax. It's only half-time" exactly at the 46-minute mark, the halfway point of the 92-minute movie

    57663 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  54. Best description of modern-day America I've ever read

    57639 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  55. Senator Dumped Up to $1.6 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness

    57639 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  56. What only exists because of people’s stupidity?

    57615 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  57. London woman, 36, dies of suspected Covid-19 after being told she is 'not priority'

    57608 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  58. I made a real-time 3D graphing calculator in Minecraft.

    57584 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  59. Sounds like a Donaldian bestdeal

    57582 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  60. Making a meme from every line of the Prequels: Day 250

    57544 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  61. A bun making sure to kiss their human goodnight

    57524 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  62. Somewhere in a parallel universe

    57425 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  63. 18yo Dressed as Sufferagette to Celebrate 100 Years of Women's Right to Vote

    57408 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  64. This is me, everyday, without fail.

    57408 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  65. Attorney general accuses Menards of illegally raising prices on cleaning supplies

    57404 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  66. God bless whoever took this picture

    57402 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  67. 3M on Twitter: 500,000 respirators on the way to New York and Seattle, arriving starting tomorrow.

    57366 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  68. Can't risk it again...

    57332 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  69. Miss Staten Island comes out as bisexual, is banned from St. Patrick's Day parade

    57314 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  70. 'They Are Saving Our Lives': Demand Grows for Grocery Store Employees, Other Frontline Workers to Receive Hazard Pay Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

    57302 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  71. Every day of the quarantine I will shave a little more. Day 1: the monk.

    57297 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  72. How to train your dog.

    57259 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  73. Bertha picking the apple

    57201 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  74. A Wuhan doctor who posted information about the new coronavirus on social media that was shared by the late whistle-blower Li Wenliang has broken her silence, saying she was muzzled by Chinese authorities for raising the alarm without their permission at the start of the outbreak.

    57189 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  75. Gatekeeping being black

    57185 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  76. Power of words kill more people than bullets

    57169 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  77. Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border

    57148 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  78. Ask me a question then edit your question to make me look like a dick

    57147 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  79. That's a valid point though

    57142 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  80. My banana isn't going without a fight (OC)

    57139 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  81. Grandpa is furious now

    57122 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  82. This is painful to watch

    57119 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  83. Spinnin’

    57099 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  84. TIL The Turkey Drop is when a freshman college student comes home for Thanksgiving and is unceremoniously dumped by his high school girlfriend or boyfriend.

    57083 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  85. These policies can help to improve the mental health of students

    57005 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  86. Homeless man caught on CCTV jumping for joy after getting a job

    56998 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  87. Rush hour in Tokyo

    56996 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  88. Progressive group that endorsed Warren switches to Sanders

    56988 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  89. Nintendo to remaster and release several new Mario games for the series 35th anniversary

    56953 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  90. Am i the only one who just skips 3 minutes in every video now?

    56937 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  91. I guess that’s consistency?

    56914 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  92. Saudi Prince's $79million superyacht capsizes and partially sinks in Greece

    56848 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  93. Air pollution plunges 40% in Europe amid coronavirus lockdown

    56830 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  94. Columbia Sportswear employees to receive regular pay as CEO cuts own salary to $10,000

    56762 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  95. Never more true than now

    56714 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  96. Wake up America, your country doesn't value your life

    56694 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  97. 26 years after first playing “Streets of rage 2” my son and I play together for the first time. I was 7 then he is now 7 years old.

    56614 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  98. Mistakes were made

    56598 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  99. This sweet old lady's reaction to having her photo taken

    56583 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  100. Oh very responsible

    56582 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020