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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. Fuck your legs

    19699 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  2. Man with coronavirus went to packed rock concert at New Zealand arena

    19698 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  3. The illusion of seeing through the tree.

    19691 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  4. Brazilian official who met Trump on Saturday at Mar-a-Lago tests positive for coronavirus

    19680 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  5. Lunar Eclipse Timelapse

    19678 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  6. “sugar-free” Tic Tacs

    19663 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  7. I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex

    19653 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  8. Unidentified Rebel soldier stationed at Echo Base on Hoth steps through, what is likely, the most awkward conflict of his military career.

    19642 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  9. Wiping your ass for the hundredth time and still having poop hurts more than a breakup

    19638 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  10. What happened at a wedding that made it obvious that the bride and groom shouldn’t be getting married? Are they still together?

    19633 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  11. Justin Trudeau will deal with the economy later. For now, he just wants to make sure you have a paycheque

    19628 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  12. Today was supposed to be my wedding day

    19626 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  13. Look what lucy made

    19611 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  14. This guy explaining a simple magic trick

    19604 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  15. Hi Reddit, it's us - Netflix! Tell us what you’re into and what country you’re in and we’ll give you something to watch!

    19600 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  16. All of my failed attempts for LWIAY. I am giving up.

    19598 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  17. Taika Waititi to Tackle 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' for Netflix

    19598 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  18. There are too many completely mediocre rappers who sound exactly the same

    19596 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  19. Glad to see humor isn’t dead

    19586 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  20. My boyfriend, a first responder, sewing homemade masks for his team today.

    19583 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  21. Official Confirmation Megathread - F1 Cancels the Australian Grand Prix due to COVID-19

    19582 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  22. Covid-19: *exists*

    19576 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  23. Two young boys invent reddit, 2005

    19567 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  24. dug dealer

    19560 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  25. Perfect cosplays don't exis-

    19548 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  26. This guy is the best at doing burnouts

    19538 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  27. People. Don't forget. With Pete, Amy, and possible Bloomberg out, Biden has to defend himself against Bernie in a debate in Arizona soon. Welcome to the BernieZone.

    19525 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  28. Plague Inc. Getting New Mode That Lets You Save the World From a Pandemic, Not Destroy It

    19520 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  29. The Coronavirus Makes Me Wish We Already Had a President Bernie Sanders

    19514 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  30. Big boi refuses to fight:

    19511 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  31. Be patient with students and vice versa

    19511 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  32. Look at this awesome sandwich

    19500 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  33. The real test

    19500 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  34. Where Dem Girls At

    19495 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  35. Missed out on a lot of mob movies..

    19493 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  36. My dad passed away when I (F) was 13, I’m 22 now. What is some good fatherly advice you can give me?

    19486 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  37. My furnace exhaust decided to create an ice sculpture one drip at a time

    19464 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  38. Icing on the cake

    19464 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  39. 🔥 African Wildlife

    19459 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  40. Fauci predicts millions of coronavirus cases in US, and more than 100,000 deaths

    19455 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  41. People are getting creative these days

    19450 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  42. Here's a little something that happened a few nights ago. Hope you all enjoy.

    19444 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  43. Photoshoot of car crash survivors for a New Zealand road safety campaign to demonstrate how seat belts saved their lives

    19433 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  44. 35 former Warren staffers endorse Bernie Sanders

    19421 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  45. Right after Yan Gomes visits with Scherzer to possibly change sign sequences, you can read AJ Hinch’s lips say something along the lines of “Damn they changed, somebody make sure”

    19421 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  46. The first underwater photograph ever taken, 1899

    19407 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  47. But can ur dog be this cute while playing fetch?

    19398 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  48. US airlines used up spare cash buying back shares

    19397 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  49. Why did you give me the wrong number?

    19392 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  50. North Carolina textile mill ‘heeds call of nation,’ gears up to make 10 million face masks per week

    19392 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  51. The little guy saying "nice" makes it for me

    19389 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  52. Sunset at Huntington beach, California

    19384 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  53. Torture prevalent and portrayed as effective in popular movies, study finds. 60% of popular films (n=200), including those for children, have at least one torture scene, and the scenes are usually depicted as achieving the torturer’s goal.

    19376 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  54. Apple has had 13 years of collecting text and iMessage data and still can’t ducking figure out probably the most unwarranted autocorrect word

    19375 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  55. Glad I don't have to lie about my plans to co-workers and aquaintances this year.

    19362 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  56. Ready, set, go! Chase, chase, chase....nope, nope, nope....tired, tired, tired....hey camera person.

    19362 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  57. A nurse at our local hospital made a facebook post about the childrens hospital running out of disinfectant. A scientist at the lab saw it and spent the day making alcohol for them!

    19353 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  58. The next time the fertile soils of North America turn to dust, the consequences will hit food stocks worldwide. Drought is already becoming the “new normal” for Californians, and the fertility of the Great Plains is in any case vulnerable to human changes to a natural landscape.

    19352 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  59. The NYPD rescued this large bunny!

    19347 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  60. I told my daughter if she read The Stand in public someone would come up to her and tell her it was a great book. Happened with 24 hours of her cracking the cover.

    19347 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  61. Who's laughing now

    19337 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  62. My great aunt passed away, so my grampa made a log cabin for her ashes.

    19327 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  63. COVID-19: Kijiji bans listings for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, face masks and other items

    19326 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  64. As 2.5M lose their jobs in the middle of a pandemic, remind me again why we binding health insurance to employment is a good idea.

    19285 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  65. The Airforce (Philippine Airforce).

    19278 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  66. Home exercises

    19274 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  67. In Breaking Bad (2008-2013) Walt Jr. has trouble hitting the brakes. He is Braking Bad

    19265 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  68. "Where is Joe?" has become a punchline during coronavirus, but it's actually nothing new. Biden's team has hidden him during the entire primary, because they know he is incompetent. For Biden, every public appearance is a liability.

    19264 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  69. I still have flashbacks

    19259 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  70. Designing an end to a toxic American obsession: The Lawn

    19252 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  71. Kevin Love on Instagram: I'm committing $100,000 in support of the Cavs arena and support staff that had a sudden life shift due to the suspension of the NBA season. I hope that during this time of crisis, others will join me in supporting our communities.

    19250 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  72. Derpball. The eye contact really gets me.

    19248 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  73. Let's go, baby!

    19248 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  74. The central Chinese city of Wuhan, the epicenter of the country’s coronavirus outbreak, reported no new infections for the first time,

    19242 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  75. "Poorly developed health services" - covid-19 announcement

    19238 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  76. That was a little lesson

    19237 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  77. Democracy for America endorses Bernie Sanders

    19224 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  78. Praise the camera man

    19220 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  79. Bacon tastes good but bacon flavored anything is fucking DISGUSTING.

    19218 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  80. Sabotaging a fellow racer. WCGW?

    19215 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  81. Smart Dogs come out only when their names are called out

    19214 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  82. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    19211 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  83. 86% of people with coronavirus are walking around undetected, study says

    19210 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  84. [Highlight] LeBron sinks the three from the Lakers logo

    19208 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  85. Bedum TSSS...

    19187 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  86. What it feels like going out grocery shopping these days.

    19182 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  87. YSK: Fiancé with one E is a man you're going to marry. Fiancée with two E's is a woman you're going to marry.

    19181 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  88. You're almost there, Ben...

    19171 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  89. Mr. businessman isn’t down with the beats

    19169 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  90. 'I Had All Symptoms of Coronavirus. I Could Have Spread it to Anyone but Couldn't Get Tested': Americans Panic as US Suffers Kit Shortage | US Tested 1,707 People in Week After Declaring its First Case, While South Korea, Which Announced on the Same Day, Managed to Test 189,000

    19164 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  91. This is why camera angles are so important

    19160 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  92. We Now Know Who Society’s Essential Workers Are. And They’re Among The Lowest Paid.

    19149 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  93. Dallas County asks to recount Super Tuesday election results after 44 thumb drives discovered

    19137 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  94. There's an epidemic, the stock market is collapsing, climate has gone haywire and today is Friday the 13th. It's a good day to stay at home

    19134 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  95. U.S. market sell-off brings short sellers $344 billion profit

    19126 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  96. Pretty metal if you ask me.

    19126 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  97. Spain plans 'only yes means yes' rape law.

    19121 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  98. Taking a baby lamb from its mother. WCGW?

    19118 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  99. Kentucky’s Coronavirus Response Is What Happens When A Sensible Person Is In Charge | Gov. Andy Beshear has been calm and decisive. The former governor he beat last year is still peddling conspiracies and making jokes on Twitter.

    19112 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  100. A gem from adamtots. Stay safe all!

    19108 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020