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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Bernie Sanders Wins Utah Presidential Primary
70072 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Amazon workers test positive for covid-19 at six U.S. warehouses
70066 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Who knew?
69945 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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got my own mt. rushmore
69914 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Kid knocks out step dad for calling his friend the N-Word.
69908 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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I'm not a regular boomer, kiddo
69853 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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You are not "family" to your company. If you have an opportunity to better yourself, take it. They will do the same when it comes to cutting ties with you.
69793 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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And this is how gerrymandering works
69778 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Help a guy out, save some TP for me
69774 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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TIL of 'kangaroo words', that is, a word that contains a synonym inside it, i.e MAscuLinE, BLOssOM, cHickEN or hoNOuraBLE.
69756 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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No one tell her. Don't you dare
69724 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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'The rich are to blame for climate change' international study finds
69705 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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What is a good starter video game for a middle aged man who has never really played before?
69612 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather.
69600 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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To do math..
69594 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Faces of medical workers after a long shift of treating coronavirus patients part 2. (A Czech doctor)
69591 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Geography Terms
69516 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Treasury and IRS to delay tax season deadline by 90 days
69512 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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A tank filled with cow's blood just exploded right next to where I grew up
69364 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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POS cop planting crack cocaine on innocent person
69325 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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The lady at the courthouse neglected to tell me I was looking at the wrong camera.
69247 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Double-D and double-XL
69242 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Our son has Asperger's and went out of his comfort zone to play the Mad Hatter, it was to be tonight
69227 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Cats are sixth state of matter
69194 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Our country (Malaysia) has been in movement control order. This is 10days into the lockdown.
69162 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Thai king self-isolates in Alpine hotel with harem of 20 women amid pandemic
69147 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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🔥 rainbow island, iran
69122 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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F.D.A. Bans School Electric Shock Devices. The ban is national, but it is squarely targeted at a single school in Massachusetts that has been using electric shocks to condition students’ behavior for decades.
69087 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Welp this is awkward...
69072 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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I moved in recently with my friend, right after she got a puppy
69045 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Vaccine fears brought measles back to New York. Parents who refused to vaccinate their children fostered the spread of a once-vanquished disease. Between October 2018 and July 2019, 649 people in NYC contracted measles, 49 of whom were hospitalized. The outbreak cost at least US$8.4 million.
68987 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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It’s a love/hate relationship
68888 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Teachers of Reddit, what was the best excuse for being late that turned out to be true?
68874 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Rate My Setup.
68843 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Insurance Industry Corrects Trump: Actually, We're Only Waiving Copays for Coronavirus Testing, Not Treatment; "Heaven forbid they miss a chance to bankrupt sick people."
68747 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Researchers successfully dry vaccines into a film that is shelf-stable (needs no refrigeration), dissolves in the mouth, delivers the dose as effectively as a shot, and remained effective after 3 years
68740 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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All this covid-19 talk is taking its toll. Here are some better lab results.
68715 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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A coronavirus 'super-spreader' in India who refused to self-isolate sparked an outbreak that left 40,000 people in quarantine, officials say
68697 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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‘We will send police. With flame-throwers’: Italian mayors lose it at people refusing to self isolate
68697 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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To generalize young people
68630 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Police mistake homeowner for burglar, arrest him even after identifying himself.
68623 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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The company who made this puzzle hid a cat in it
68603 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Cat sniffs inside a pringle can
68594 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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No Stimulus Package for That?
68563 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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got shot in an armed robbery? sounds like a YOU problem. in my day we just died.
68532 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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What was normal to have in 2010 but not 2020?
68528 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Fuck off
68516 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Any time the wife tries to compliment me.
68463 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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My $200 textbook won’t let me copy paste more then 84 words to make a study guide
68462 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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A perfect Jurassic stone specimen
68455 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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TIL that in 1971, burglars broke into an FBI office by writing a note that said “Please don’t lock this door tonight” and plastering it onto the front door. It worked and they stole several files.
68363 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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My great aunt, everyone. Calls coronavirus a hoax a couple days before getting coronavirus. Unbelievable...
68326 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Divorce rate spikes across China after 'couples spend too much time together during coronavirus home quarantine', officials claim
68316 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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GOP Lawmaker Who Voted Against Paid Sick Leave in Florida Takes Paid Leave From Congress
68273 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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After tea was discovered, a lot of people probably died trying to make similar drinks from leaves that turned out to be toxic
68248 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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His name is Potato.
68241 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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When you finally get a streak
68227 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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The college student in the Incredible Hulk (2008) is also Peter Parker’s teacher in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
68192 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Where do I buy one of these
68048 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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We don't come here for shitty streams
68021 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Harvey Weinstein Sentenced to 23 Years in Prison
67965 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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China hotel collapse: 70 people trapped in building used for coronavirus quarantine
67935 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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China and Vietnam are banning the wild animal trade after the coronavirus spread across the world killing thousands of people. China has now imposed a ban on farming and consumption of “terrestrial wildlife of important ecological, scientific and social value".
67935 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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I'm gonna go with door #2
67924 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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I need help
67914 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Tokyo 2020: Olympics to be postponed until 2021, says IOC member
67907 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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On April 1st everyone gets a text on their phone saying “April Fools! Sorry about the beginning of the year, let’s retry that” and we get sent back to January 1st 2020, what’s the first thing humanity should do?
67880 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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My cat is super thrilled about the new kitten I just brought home.
67860 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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The US stock market has now wiped out the entire $11.5 trillion of value it gained since Trump's 2016 election victory
67831 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Her reaction at the end. My heart.
67827 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Trader Joe's is paying bonuses to store employees amid an 'unprecedented' sales increase
67779 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Everybody is blocking everyone
67741 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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40,000 zombies vs 1,000 US soldiers [Epic Battle Simulator]
67663 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Rival monkey gangs fight for food after tourists stop showing up because of coronavirus
67628 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon gets a 20% raise to $27.5 million
67525 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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TIL the Pyramids are so well built that when a Sultan's workers tried to destroy a small Pyramid 3000 years after its construction, they could only move 1-2 stones a day and gave up after creating only a gash after eight months
67519 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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United Murdered By Congressional Candidate
67495 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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What’s the most fucked up thing the US government has done?
67395 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Ireland: Private hospitals will be made public for duration of pandemic - The State will take control of all private hospital facilities - Health Minister: "Patients with this virus will be treated for free, and they’ll be treated as part of a single, national hospital service."
67359 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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How to prank your stubbly corgis and hide from them
67352 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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This is me at the skating rink for my birthday party nobody came to. No it wasn’t Covid-19. It was 1995 and I had no friends.
67343 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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[OC] COVID-19 infections vs. r/Coronavirus subscriptions
67290 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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What's a thing you strongly dislike about Reddit?
67231 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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my new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk
67226 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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She has a point!
67197 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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[OC] Where the money goes in the US Senate's $2T coronavirus stimulus bill
67144 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Mitt Romney: Every American adult should immediately receive $1,000 to help ensure families and workers can meet their short-term obligations and increase spending in the economy.
67113 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Wife wanted a cat. I said no, so we compromised and got a one eyed cat.
67112 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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We dying again?
67112 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Missouri Walmart Coronavirus Licker Charged With 'Terrorist Threat'
67074 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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I take no responsibility
67016 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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KRAKENWAGEN!!!
66957 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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A prime meme post
66949 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Your bloodline has survived every epidemic up to this point, try not to screw it up.
66912 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Cowboy kid ropes a snake in a chicken coop
66890 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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[OC] RNA sequence of COVID19. This 8kb of data is responsible for all the chaos out there
66874 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Mr Belarus reporting for duty. Working from home? We got this!
66821 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Kim Jong-un's bodyguards protecting his limo
66793 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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India’s prime minister orders lockdown of country of 1.3 billion people for 21 days
66733 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Italy extends coronavirus measures nationwide
66660 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020