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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. Bernie Sanders Wins Utah Presidential Primary

    70072 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  2. Amazon workers test positive for covid-19 at six U.S. warehouses

    70066 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  3. Who knew?

    69945 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  4. got my own mt. rushmore

    69914 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  5. Kid knocks out step dad for calling his friend the N-Word.

    69908 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  6. I'm not a regular boomer, kiddo

    69853 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  7. You are not "family" to your company. If you have an opportunity to better yourself, take it. They will do the same when it comes to cutting ties with you.

    69793 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  8. And this is how gerrymandering works

    69778 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  9. Help a guy out, save some TP for me

    69774 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  10. TIL of 'kangaroo words', that is, a word that contains a synonym inside it, i.e MAscuLinE, BLOssOM, cHickEN or hoNOuraBLE.

    69756 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  11. No one tell her. Don't you dare

    69724 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  12. 'The rich are to blame for climate change' international study finds

    69705 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  13. What is a good starter video game for a middle aged man who has never really played before?

    69612 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  14. Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather.

    69600 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  15. To do math..

    69594 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  16. Faces of medical workers after a long shift of treating coronavirus patients part 2. (A Czech doctor)

    69591 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  17. Geography Terms

    69516 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  18. Treasury and IRS to delay tax season deadline by 90 days

    69512 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  19. A tank filled with cow's blood just exploded right next to where I grew up

    69364 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  20. POS cop planting crack cocaine on innocent person

    69325 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  21. The lady at the courthouse neglected to tell me I was looking at the wrong camera.

    69247 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  22. Double-D and double-XL

    69242 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  23. Our son has Asperger's and went out of his comfort zone to play the Mad Hatter, it was to be tonight

    69227 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  24. Cats are sixth state of matter

    69194 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  25. Our country (Malaysia) has been in movement control order. This is 10days into the lockdown.

    69162 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  26. Thai king self-isolates in Alpine hotel with harem of 20 women amid pandemic

    69147 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  27. 🔥 rainbow island, iran

    69122 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  28. F.D.A. Bans School Electric Shock Devices. The ban is national, but it is squarely targeted at a single school in Massachusetts that has been using electric shocks to condition students’ behavior for decades.

    69087 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  29. Welp this is awkward...

    69072 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  30. I moved in recently with my friend, right after she got a puppy

    69045 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  31. Vaccine fears brought measles back to New York. Parents who refused to vaccinate their children fostered the spread of a once-vanquished disease. Between October 2018 and July 2019, 649 people in NYC contracted measles, 49 of whom were hospitalized. The outbreak cost at least US$8.4 million.

    68987 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  32. It’s a love/hate relationship

    68888 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  33. Teachers of Reddit, what was the best excuse for being late that turned out to be true?

    68874 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  34. Rate My Setup.

    68843 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  35. Insurance Industry Corrects Trump: Actually, We're Only Waiving Copays for Coronavirus Testing, Not Treatment; "Heaven forbid they miss a chance to bankrupt sick people."

    68747 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  36. Researchers successfully dry vaccines into a film that is shelf-stable (needs no refrigeration), dissolves in the mouth, delivers the dose as effectively as a shot, and remained effective after 3 years

    68740 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  37. All this covid-19 talk is taking its toll. Here are some better lab results.

    68715 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  38. A coronavirus 'super-spreader' in India who refused to self-isolate sparked an outbreak that left 40,000 people in quarantine, officials say

    68697 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  39. ‘We will send police. With flame-throwers’: Italian mayors lose it at people refusing to self isolate

    68697 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  40. To generalize young people

    68630 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  41. Police mistake homeowner for burglar, arrest him even after identifying himself.

    68623 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  42. The company who made this puzzle hid a cat in it

    68603 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  43. Cat sniffs inside a pringle can

    68594 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  44. No Stimulus Package for That?

    68563 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  45. got shot in an armed robbery? sounds like a YOU problem. in my day we just died.

    68532 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  46. What was normal to have in 2010 but not 2020?

    68528 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  47. Fuck off

    68516 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  48. Any time the wife tries to compliment me.

    68463 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  49. My $200 textbook won’t let me copy paste more then 84 words to make a study guide

    68462 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  50. A perfect Jurassic stone specimen

    68455 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  51. TIL that in 1971, burglars broke into an FBI office by writing a note that said “Please don’t lock this door tonight” and plastering it onto the front door. It worked and they stole several files.

    68363 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  52. My great aunt, everyone. Calls coronavirus a hoax a couple days before getting coronavirus. Unbelievable...

    68326 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  53. Divorce rate spikes across China after 'couples spend too much time together during coronavirus home quarantine', officials claim

    68316 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  54. GOP Lawmaker Who Voted Against Paid Sick Leave in Florida Takes Paid Leave From Congress

    68273 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  55. After tea was discovered, a lot of people probably died trying to make similar drinks from leaves that turned out to be toxic

    68248 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  56. His name is Potato.

    68241 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  57. When you finally get a streak

    68227 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  58. The college student in the Incredible Hulk (2008) is also Peter Parker’s teacher in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    68192 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  59. Where do I buy one of these

    68048 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  60. We don't come here for shitty streams

    68021 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  61. Harvey Weinstein Sentenced to 23 Years in Prison

    67965 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  62. China hotel collapse: 70 people trapped in building used for coronavirus quarantine

    67935 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  63. China and Vietnam are banning the wild animal trade after the coronavirus spread across the world killing thousands of people. China has now imposed a ban on farming and consumption of “terrestrial wildlife of important ecological, scientific and social value".

    67935 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  64. I'm gonna go with door #2

    67924 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  65. I need help

    67914 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  66. Tokyo 2020: Olympics to be postponed until 2021, says IOC member

    67907 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  67. On April 1st everyone gets a text on their phone saying “April Fools! Sorry about the beginning of the year, let’s retry that” and we get sent back to January 1st 2020, what’s the first thing humanity should do?

    67880 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  68. My cat is super thrilled about the new kitten I just brought home.

    67860 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  69. The US stock market has now wiped out the entire $11.5 trillion of value it gained since Trump's 2016 election victory

    67831 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  70. Her reaction at the end. My heart.

    67827 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  71. Trader Joe's is paying bonuses to store employees amid an 'unprecedented' sales increase

    67779 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  72. Everybody is blocking everyone

    67741 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  73. 40,000 zombies vs 1,000 US soldiers [Epic Battle Simulator]

    67663 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  74. Rival monkey gangs fight for food after tourists stop showing up because of coronavirus

    67628 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  75. Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon gets a 20% raise to $27.5 million

    67525 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  76. TIL the Pyramids are so well built that when a Sultan's workers tried to destroy a small Pyramid 3000 years after its construction, they could only move 1-2 stones a day and gave up after creating only a gash after eight months

    67519 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  77. United Murdered By Congressional Candidate

    67495 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  78. What’s the most fucked up thing the US government has done?

    67395 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  79. Ireland: Private hospitals will be made public for duration of pandemic - The State will take control of all private hospital facilities - Health Minister: "Patients with this virus will be treated for free, and they’ll be treated as part of a single, national hospital service."

    67359 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  80. How to prank your stubbly corgis and hide from them

    67352 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  81. This is me at the skating rink for my birthday party nobody came to. No it wasn’t Covid-19. It was 1995 and I had no friends.

    67343 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  82. [OC] COVID-19 infections vs. r/Coronavirus subscriptions

    67290 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  83. What's a thing you strongly dislike about Reddit?

    67231 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  84. my new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk

    67226 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  85. She has a point!

    67197 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  86. [OC] Where the money goes in the US Senate's $2T coronavirus stimulus bill

    67144 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  87. Mitt Romney: Every American adult should immediately receive $1,000 to help ensure families and workers can meet their short-term obligations and increase spending in the economy.

    67113 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  88. Wife wanted a cat. I said no, so we compromised and got a one eyed cat.

    67112 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  89. We dying again?

    67112 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  90. Missouri Walmart Coronavirus Licker Charged With 'Terrorist Threat'

    67074 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  91. I take no responsibility

    67016 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  92. KRAKENWAGEN!!!

    66957 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  93. A prime meme post

    66949 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  94. Your bloodline has survived every epidemic up to this point, try not to screw it up.

    66912 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  95. Cowboy kid ropes a snake in a chicken coop

    66890 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  96. [OC] RNA sequence of COVID19. This 8kb of data is responsible for all the chaos out there

    66874 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  97. Mr Belarus reporting for duty. Working from home? We got this!

    66821 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  98. Kim Jong-un's bodyguards protecting his limo

    66793 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  99. India’s prime minister orders lockdown of country of 1.3 billion people for 21 days

    66733 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  100. Italy extends coronavirus measures nationwide

    66660 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020