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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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You gotta be fucking kidding me
12082 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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3-D zoetrope reaches the perfect speed
12078 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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This photo is upside down. The clearest reflection I've ever seen, zoom in for details. Lago di Carezza, Italy [1800x2250] [OC]
12050 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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To pull a “Socialist Scare”
12041 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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🔥 A Leopard about to cross paths with a Giraffe
12040 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Actor Robert Mitchum and actress Lila Leeds, are sentenced to 60 days in jail on charges of conspiracy to possess marijuana cigarettes in 1949
12032 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Police engage in a shootout with kids
12031 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Oh god I did this like a year ago now
12027 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Let the exploitation begin
12020 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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(NSFW) What's the horniest thing you've EVER done?
12019 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Season 9 maybe?
12004 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Warren supporters be like
12004 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Get rich quick using 3D printing!
12001 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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quicky hides resume
11944 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Not a coronavirus meme
11937 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Remember when Patrice Evra scored such a banger even Manuel Neuer joined the celebration
11936 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Sanity in a mom’s group
11928 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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I’m determined to stay single probably forever
11924 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Listen to the COVID-19 Experts
11914 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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ULPT: Family members ignoring quarantine? Shave off their eyebrows when they’re sleeping so they’ll be too embarrassed to go out.
11913 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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ULPT: If you've found yourself in lack of childcare due to school closings, I suggest letting them roam the streets unattended. Youth gangs are a crucial part of any proper dystopia and with this head start, your child will be well on their way to leading their own pack and getting the best scraps.
11906 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video...
11902 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Fuck Seaworld!
11887 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Happy birthday to Ewan
11868 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Going out with a bang.
11868 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Cartilage cells, chromosomes and DNA preserved in 75-million-year-old baby duck-billed dinosaur
11840 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Sort algorithm
11839 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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*stares intensely*
11833 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Mom’s everywhere instantaneously went from “stop playing video games and go outside and play with your friends” to “don’t you even think about going outside. Just go play some video games.”
11831 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Ronaldinho’s prison five-a-side team won the tournament with an 11-2 victory in the Final. The Brazilian scored 5 goals and assisted the other six. As a prize, he and the rest of his teammates will enjoy a 16 kg smoked pig.
11831 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Dad is unexpected
11823 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Megathread: Trump Suspends European Travel to U.S. Due to COVID-19
11814 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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11795 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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"Look at my African-American over here!" -Donald Trump
11790 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Hmmmm philosophy
11790 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Realistic Necromancy [OC]
11782 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Guys, whats your biggest *physical* turn off?
11763 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Ain’t that a kick in the head
11762 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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It’s true though.
11752 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Fun Fact: One of the girls who took a selfie with Thor in Ragnarok is Taylor Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth's second cousin
11746 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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A Progressive Challenger Has Beaten One Of The Last Anti-Abortion Democrats In Congress
11738 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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An even sooner oat
11734 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Maybe the world DID end in 2000, but it's more like a pin hole in a balloon and we're just going to keep falling apart at a faster and faster rate.
11718 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Ann Ashford's virtual town hall delayed by person posting porn during video chat
11714 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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So once every once in a while i'm first in the office
11710 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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I spent most of last night under the stars so seeing the crescent moon rise over the Pacific Ocean was something else
11694 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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[OC] [Updated] I’ve made a UNIQUE interactive dashboard for tracking COVID19
11683 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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How to train during quarantine
11681 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Bouncy glass
11664 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Asking direction like a pro
11633 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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My grandfather used all of his hotel/motel keys he received from his job as a traveling salesman and made them into a map of the US
11624 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Spirits, what does NSFW stands for?
11594 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Flagship Android smartphones lose their value twice as fast as iPhones
11592 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Dems would rather lose to a facist than win with a progressive
11578 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Dammit Robin
11576 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Mika Zibanejad wins it in OT with his 5th of the night
11576 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Inferno by Dan Brown - is it just me or is Brown a really bad writer?
11569 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Me 50 years ago in Los Angeles
11567 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Apple unveils new iPad Pro with LiDAR Scanner and trackpad support in iPadOS
11558 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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A Classy One For Sure
11555 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself.
11554 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Insecure Indian girl who works in a lab. Second roast me post, bored at work, roast me?
11552 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Mad lad cat owner
11522 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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I’m calm
11518 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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(1951) Found this in the back of my grandmother's Bible. She's the one closest to the ground - being kissed!
11516 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Pre vs. Post Patch Muzzle Flash
11514 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Working on a COVID-19 simulator, here's a few scenarios visualised [OC]
11507 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Is that really at the top of the priority list?
11500 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Touring the closets
11496 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Miyazaki adds to all his films, including “Spirited Away” (2002), quiet little scenes of inaction, called ‘Ma’, where the character just glances into the horizon and reflects, as a way to have a breathing room amid constant action (citation inside)
11467 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Ironic
11466 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Their so cute together
11461 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Straight hair + bike helmet = asian cornrows
11453 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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The NHL is suspending all play due to the coronavirus. They hope to resume play in the future.
11452 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Arrest warrant issued for Tampa megachurch pastor who led packed services despite safer-at-home orders
11432 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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What's the real reason you're single?
11424 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Rats are us: they are sentient beings with rich emotional lives, yet we subject them to experimental cruelty without conscience.
11424 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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The agony!
11413 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Spain is broke
11400 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Landlord thinks my house is his
11393 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business
11386 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Cartoon in one of the bigger Dutch newspapers today
11385 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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How does a managers baldness impact on his win percentage in the premier league? The age old question has finally been answered
11383 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Fortunately he already has a wheelchair.....
11382 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Lloyd Bridges with his very young son Jeff, 1952
11366 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Miraculous Recovery :-Kelley had been running across the desert and got terribly sunburnt, took her to a vet clinic where they gave her antibiotics and treated her wounds. The treatment was painful, but Kelley let the doctors do it. A month later, she was unrecognizable.
11354 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Day 10 of quarantine
11346 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Manager told coworkers I was suicidal and a “pill popper”, I brought it up and now I have no job.
11345 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Racing is bad
11314 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Self quarantine
11307 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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maybe maybe maybe
11307 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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“The West African Crane” - there have been some serious cut backs at Chester Zoo. (Photo taken March 2016)
11296 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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dmg04s recent comment implied that we have to choose between new trials weapons, and getting rituals back. Something is very wrong at bungie if making 3 legendaries requires so many resources, you had to cut them for the sake of trials
11285 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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New York state reports first case of coronavirus
11267 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Went better than I expected
11261 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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This belongs here🙌
11246 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Dont forget to thank those in the food processing industry working around the clock as well!
11243 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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My fiancee gave me this bad boy for my birthday! I'm 30 and now I feel excited like a 10 yo
11238 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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The best episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, in my opinion.
11228 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Samsung can't justify $1,400 prices w/ few major OS updates
11210 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020