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  1. You gotta be fucking kidding me

    12082 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  2. 3-D zoetrope reaches the perfect speed

    12078 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  3. This photo is upside down. The clearest reflection I've ever seen, zoom in for details. Lago di Carezza, Italy [1800x2250] [OC]

    12050 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  4. To pull a “Socialist Scare”

    12041 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  5. 🔥 A Leopard about to cross paths with a Giraffe

    12040 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  6. Actor Robert Mitchum and actress Lila Leeds, are sentenced to 60 days in jail on charges of conspiracy to possess marijuana cigarettes in 1949

    12032 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  7. Police engage in a shootout with kids

    12031 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  8. Oh god I did this like a year ago now

    12027 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  9. Let the exploitation begin

    12020 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  10. (NSFW) What's the horniest thing you've EVER done?

    12019 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  11. Season 9 maybe?

    12004 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  12. Warren supporters be like

    12004 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  13. Get rich quick using 3D printing!

    12001 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  14. quicky hides resume

    11944 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  15. Not a coronavirus meme

    11937 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  16. Remember when Patrice Evra scored such a banger even Manuel Neuer joined the celebration

    11936 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  17. Sanity in a mom’s group

    11928 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  18. I’m determined to stay single probably forever

    11924 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  19. Listen to the COVID-19 Experts

    11914 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  20. ULPT: Family members ignoring quarantine? Shave off their eyebrows when they’re sleeping so they’ll be too embarrassed to go out.

    11913 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  21. ULPT: If you've found yourself in lack of childcare due to school closings, I suggest letting them roam the streets unattended. Youth gangs are a crucial part of any proper dystopia and with this head start, your child will be well on their way to leading their own pack and getting the best scraps.

    11906 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  22. I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video...

    11902 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  23. Fuck Seaworld!

    11887 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  24. Happy birthday to Ewan

    11868 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  25. Going out with a bang.

    11868 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  26. Cartilage cells, chromosomes and DNA preserved in 75-million-year-old baby duck-billed dinosaur

    11840 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  27. Sort algorithm

    11839 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  28. *stares intensely*

    11833 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  29. Mom’s everywhere instantaneously went from “stop playing video games and go outside and play with your friends” to “don’t you even think about going outside. Just go play some video games.”

    11831 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  30. Ronaldinho’s prison five-a-side team won the tournament with an 11-2 victory in the Final. The Brazilian scored 5 goals and assisted the other six. As a prize, he and the rest of his teammates will enjoy a 16 kg smoked pig.

    11831 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  31. Dad is unexpected

    11823 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  32. Megathread: Trump Suspends European Travel to U.S. Due to COVID-19

    11814 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  33. .

    11795 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  34. "Look at my African-American over here!" -Donald Trump

    11790 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  35. Hmmmm philosophy

    11790 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  36. Realistic Necromancy [OC]

    11782 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  37. Guys, whats your biggest *physical* turn off?

    11763 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  38. Ain’t that a kick in the head

    11762 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  39. It’s true though.

    11752 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  40. Fun Fact: One of the girls who took a selfie with Thor in Ragnarok is Taylor Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth's second cousin

    11746 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  41. A Progressive Challenger Has Beaten One Of The Last Anti-Abortion Democrats In Congress

    11738 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  42. An even sooner oat

    11734 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  43. Maybe the world DID end in 2000, but it's more like a pin hole in a balloon and we're just going to keep falling apart at a faster and faster rate.

    11718 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  44. Ann Ashford's virtual town hall delayed by person posting porn during video chat

    11714 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  45. So once every once in a while i'm first in the office

    11710 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  46. I spent most of last night under the stars so seeing the crescent moon rise over the Pacific Ocean was something else

    11694 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  47. [OC] [Updated] I’ve made a UNIQUE interactive dashboard for tracking COVID19

    11683 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  48. How to train during quarantine

    11681 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  49. Bouncy glass

    11664 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  50. Asking direction like a pro

    11633 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  51. My grandfather used all of his hotel/motel keys he received from his job as a traveling salesman and made them into a map of the US

    11624 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  52. Spirits, what does NSFW stands for?

    11594 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  53. Flagship Android smartphones lose their value twice as fast as iPhones

    11592 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  54. Dems would rather lose to a facist than win with a progressive

    11578 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  55. Dammit Robin

    11576 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  56. Mika Zibanejad wins it in OT with his 5th of the night

    11576 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  57. Inferno by Dan Brown - is it just me or is Brown a really bad writer?

    11569 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  58. Me 50 years ago in Los Angeles

    11567 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  59. Apple unveils new iPad Pro with LiDAR Scanner and trackpad support in iPadOS

    11558 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  60. A Classy One For Sure

    11555 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  61. I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself.

    11554 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  62. Insecure Indian girl who works in a lab. Second roast me post, bored at work, roast me?

    11552 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  63. Mad lad cat owner

    11522 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  64. I’m calm

    11518 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  65. (1951) Found this in the back of my grandmother's Bible. She's the one closest to the ground - being kissed!

    11516 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  66. Pre vs. Post Patch Muzzle Flash

    11514 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  67. Working on a COVID-19 simulator, here's a few scenarios visualised [OC]

    11507 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  68. Is that really at the top of the priority list?

    11500 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  69. Touring the closets

    11496 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  70. Miyazaki adds to all his films, including “Spirited Away” (2002), quiet little scenes of inaction, called ‘Ma’, where the character just glances into the horizon and reflects, as a way to have a breathing room amid constant action (citation inside)

    11467 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  71. Ironic

    11466 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  72. Their so cute together

    11461 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  73. Straight hair + bike helmet = asian cornrows

    11453 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  74. The NHL is suspending all play due to the coronavirus. They hope to resume play in the future.

    11452 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  75. Arrest warrant issued for Tampa megachurch pastor who led packed services despite safer-at-home orders

    11432 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  76. What's the real reason you're single?

    11424 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  77. Rats are us: they are sentient beings with rich emotional lives, yet we subject them to experimental cruelty without conscience.

    11424 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  78. The agony!

    11413 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  79. Spain is broke

    11400 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  80. Landlord thinks my house is his

    11393 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  81. Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

    11386 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  82. Cartoon in one of the bigger Dutch newspapers today

    11385 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  83. How does a managers baldness impact on his win percentage in the premier league? The age old question has finally been answered

    11383 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  84. Fortunately he already has a wheelchair.....

    11382 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  85. Lloyd Bridges with his very young son Jeff, 1952

    11366 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  86. Miraculous Recovery :-Kelley had been running across the desert and got terribly sunburnt, took her to a vet clinic where they gave her antibiotics and treated her wounds. The treatment was painful, but Kelley let the doctors do it. A month later, she was unrecognizable.

    11354 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  87. Day 10 of quarantine

    11346 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  88. Manager told coworkers I was suicidal and a “pill popper”, I brought it up and now I have no job.

    11345 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  89. Racing is bad

    11314 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  90. Self quarantine

    11307 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  91. maybe maybe maybe

    11307 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  92. “The West African Crane” - there have been some serious cut backs at Chester Zoo. (Photo taken March 2016)

    11296 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  93. dmg04s recent comment implied that we have to choose between new trials weapons, and getting rituals back. Something is very wrong at bungie if making 3 legendaries requires so many resources, you had to cut them for the sake of trials

    11285 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  94. New York state reports first case of coronavirus

    11267 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  95. Went better than I expected

    11261 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  96. This belongs here🙌

    11246 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  97. Dont forget to thank those in the food processing industry working around the clock as well!

    11243 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  98. My fiancee gave me this bad boy for my birthday! I'm 30 and now I feel excited like a 10 yo

    11238 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  99. The best episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, in my opinion.

    11228 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  100. Samsung can't justify $1,400 prices w/ few major OS updates

    11210 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020