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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.
63405 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Karen Gillan and her doubles
63399 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Dog owners of Reddit: Would you cut of 5 years of your own life and give these to your dog? If so, why?
63391 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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It’s all good until you lose someone you love
63374 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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The Trump Economy
63291 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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to show support
63288 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Coronavirus Hits ‘Elvis Presley’ Film; Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson Bit By The Bug
63254 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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:/
63202 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Keep Audiences Out of Debates—Forever
63187 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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The 2019 Mountain of Hell downhill race in France
63160 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Motion capturing canine movements for a student project
63130 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Dude cuts about 13 cars in line at DQ and gets behind us. I told the cars to honk when he ordered. They complied.
63130 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Sorry
63126 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Wuhan doctors celebrate closure of last temporary hospital after dramatic fall in cases in China
63086 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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[OC] This chart comparing infection rates between Italy and the US
63081 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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I accidentally pressed on the arrow twice and on the second click the "buy battlepass" button was there, making me buy the battle pass without confirmation.
63075 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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NASA sent mice into space
63074 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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My daughter is a CNA on the frontlines of Covid-19 I am super proud of her.
63074 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Social distancing
63069 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Donald Trump is a criminally negligent president.
63025 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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20 leading economists just signed a letter arguing Medicare for All would generate massive savings for American families
63003 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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What is something that has aged well?
62994 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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A missed opportunity.
62990 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery
62978 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Oil collapses by another 24% to $20. It hasn't been this low since 2002
62939 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Who else’s neighbors are stilling partying despite being told not to by every health expert in existence.
62926 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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I thought essential oils were the cure to all life problems... how come no one is hoarding these?
62874 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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'It is unclear why quality control did not detect this issue': Early CDC coronavirus tests couldn't distinguish between coronavirus and water
62871 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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I don’t get it either...
62841 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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citizens can have a compassion, as a treat
62827 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Italy suspends mortgage payments amid lockdown
62804 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jr. Outside University (1937 Colourised)
62662 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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jfc Karen and Susan... people are trying to eat
62480 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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China’s first confirmed Covid-19 case has been traced back to November 17, a 55-year-old from Hubei province
62402 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Queer culture
62401 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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simply tragic
62399 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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A new challenger approaches
62397 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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GOP Senator Kept Coronavirus Info Secret for Weeks, But Shared It With Wealthy Donors
62370 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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What??
62350 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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So there's this scientist
62348 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Hearing corona news from celebs..
62344 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Sure, always blame the millennials
62343 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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What’s next for this planet
62279 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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The Coronavirus Is the Worst Intelligence Failure in U.S. History | It’s more glaring than Pearl Harbor and 9/11—and it’s all the fault of Donald Trump’s leadership.
62251 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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A hairstylist friend of mine is doing her boyfriend's hair each day they are quarantined! So far we have Leia, Amy Winehouse, 90's prom, Cindy Lou Who, and George Washington.
62250 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Day 2: I messed up going for a mohawk and had to commit to the avatar.
62250 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Helpful grizzly casually fixing a fallen safety cone
62230 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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I’m a lunch lady at an elementary school school. They just cancelled school for two weeks, but food service workers will still be reporting to work.
62230 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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TIL when Julie Andrews won the Oscar for Mary Poppins, she thanked Jack Warner, the producer of the competing movie, My Fair Lady. Andrews had starred in My Fair Lady on Broadway but Warner refused to cast her in the movie, leaving Andrews open to play Mary Poppins.
62201 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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The biggest coincidence is that the moon and the sun look like they're the same size
62161 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Co-worker sent me this... We work at NASA.
62149 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Epic
62142 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Poor Sam
62091 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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And on that day the children learned that memes are not votes
62078 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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I’m an ER doc in Westchester, NY. Some locals bought stacks of pizza for every hospital in the area.
62076 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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people who grew up rich but turned out poor what is your story?
62046 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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(Mayor de Blasio) We wish them a speedy recovery. But, with all due respect, an entire NBA team should NOT get tested for COVID-19 while there are critically ill patients waiting to be tested. Tests should not be for the wealthy, but for the sick.
62032 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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That Was Fast
62031 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Meanwhile in doom...
62022 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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There are 2 types of people in the world.
62003 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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I painted an astronaut that I’m really proud of and wanted to share!
61955 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Priest shelters stray dogs then brings them to church so they can be adopted by attendees
61955 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Keeping Amazon package thief away
61946 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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TIL Kevin Carter, the photographer that received a Pulitzer Prize for the photograph he took of a starving boy and vulture in South Sudan ended up taking his own life in 1994 with this suicide note “haunted by vivid memories and killings & corpses...starving children...of trigger happy madmen”
61920 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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“You used to be so clever”
61861 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Trying not to touch your face during the pandemic
61854 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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If you’re in need of wholesome content, Robert Irwin helped Bindi’s now husband practice the proposal
61843 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Woman distributing hand sanitizer, vitamin C and giving advice to homeless community
61831 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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This bun flopping means they feel completely safe
61800 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Looking out for our elders
61793 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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More than 800K physicians beg Trump to let experts, not holidays, determine when public gatherings are safe again
61792 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Bernie Sanders wants to give every American $2,000/month for the duration of this crisis
61784 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Norwegian prime minister and minister of health handshake situation after corona briefing
61752 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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It is time, Klobuchar
61664 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Bill Gates says we can’t restart the economy soon and simply “ignore that pile of bodies over in the corner”
61650 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Spent the first week social distancing by building Rufio a mansion
61635 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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This pandemic is really bringing out the crazy.
61586 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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My entire childhood education
61548 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Some of Mexico's wealthiest residents went to Colorado to ski. They brought home coronavirus
61541 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Biden, Sanders Demand 3-month Freeze on rent payments, evictions of Tenants across U.S.
61541 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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This whole quarantine is making some of us very happy!
61473 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Guide on how to properly wash your hands
61423 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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We create a sentient artificial intelligence and the first thing it does is switch itself off. How does the world react?
61416 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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A Kenyan lady found her childhood friend on the streets struggling with drug addiction. She took him to rehabilitation and now he’s a new man
61411 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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TIL, a bank teller refused to cash Charlize Theron's check when she first came to Hollywood; so she engaged in a shouting match with him. A talent agent, waiting behind her, handed her his business card and subsequently introduced her to casting agents. She made her film debut several months later.
61375 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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The joys of working from home.
61364 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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What very realistic event could happen to make 2020 even worse?
61362 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Coronavirus: Iceland’s mass testing finds half of carriers show no symptoms
61347 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Hell of a way to earn a tip
61340 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Neal working ducklings, politely guiding them to water
61337 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Gamestop refuses to close stores or even supply stores with the cleaning supplies necessary to keep their employees and customers safe of COVID-19, while lying to the press about their prevention and safety measures.
61329 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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if i fits i sits
61318 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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DON'T LET JOE BIDEN GET AWAY WITH LYING ON STAGE. CNN WANTS TO BURRY THIS CLIP TO PROTECT THE STATUS QUO. DON'T LET THEM!
61313 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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'Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure': Woman whose husband died after ingesting chloroquine warns the public not to 'believe anything that the president says'
61246 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Bullying is all fun and games until your name ends up in a suicide note.
61242 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Girl freaking out after being caught cheating with 2 other guys
61234 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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I always hid it, but now I want to share with you my birthmark in the center of my forehead🙈
61202 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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4 billion years from now, our galaxy, the Milky Way, will collide with our large spiraled neighbour Andromeda. Here's an animation of what it'll look like.
61191 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Introducing Reddit Polls, An All-New Post Type
61155 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Health minister tests positive for coronavirus
61116 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020