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  1. My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.

    63405 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  2. Karen Gillan and her doubles

    63399 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  3. Dog owners of Reddit: Would you cut of 5 years of your own life and give these to your dog? If so, why?

    63391 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  4. It’s all good until you lose someone you love

    63374 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  5. The Trump Economy

    63291 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  6. to show support

    63288 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  7. Coronavirus Hits ‘Elvis Presley’ Film; Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson Bit By The Bug

    63254 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  8. :/

    63202 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  9. Keep Audiences Out of Debates—Forever

    63187 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  10. The 2019 Mountain of Hell downhill race in France

    63160 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  11. Motion capturing canine movements for a student project

    63130 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  12. Dude cuts about 13 cars in line at DQ and gets behind us. I told the cars to honk when he ordered. They complied.

    63130 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  13. Sorry

    63126 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  14. Wuhan doctors celebrate closure of last temporary hospital after dramatic fall in cases in China

    63086 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  15. [OC] This chart comparing infection rates between Italy and the US

    63081 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  16. I accidentally pressed on the arrow twice and on the second click the "buy battlepass" button was there, making me buy the battle pass without confirmation.

    63075 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  17. NASA sent mice into space

    63074 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  18. My daughter is a CNA on the frontlines of Covid-19 I am super proud of her.

    63074 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  19. Social distancing

    63069 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  20. Donald Trump is a criminally negligent president.

    63025 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  21. 20 leading economists just signed a letter arguing Medicare for All would generate massive savings for American families

    63003 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  22. What is something that has aged well?

    62994 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  23. A missed opportunity.

    62990 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  24. Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery

    62978 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  25. Oil collapses by another 24% to $20. It hasn't been this low since 2002

    62939 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  26. Who else’s neighbors are stilling partying despite being told not to by every health expert in existence.

    62926 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  27. I thought essential oils were the cure to all life problems... how come no one is hoarding these?

    62874 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  28. 'It is unclear why quality control did not detect this issue': Early CDC coronavirus tests couldn't distinguish between coronavirus and water

    62871 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  29. I don’t get it either...

    62841 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  30. citizens can have a compassion, as a treat

    62827 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  31. Italy suspends mortgage payments amid lockdown

    62804 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jr. Outside University (1937 Colourised)

    62662 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  33. jfc Karen and Susan... people are trying to eat

    62480 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  34. China’s first confirmed Covid-19 case has been traced back to November 17, a 55-year-old from Hubei province

    62402 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  35. Queer culture

    62401 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  36. simply tragic

    62399 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  37. A new challenger approaches

    62397 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  38. GOP Senator Kept Coronavirus Info Secret for Weeks, But Shared It With Wealthy Donors

    62370 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  39. What??

    62350 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  40. So there's this scientist

    62348 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  41. Hearing corona news from celebs..

    62344 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  42. Sure, always blame the millennials

    62343 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  43. What’s next for this planet

    62279 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  44. The Coronavirus Is the Worst Intelligence Failure in U.S. History | It’s more glaring than Pearl Harbor and 9/11—and it’s all the fault of Donald Trump’s leadership.

    62251 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  45. A hairstylist friend of mine is doing her boyfriend's hair each day they are quarantined! So far we have Leia, Amy Winehouse, 90's prom, Cindy Lou Who, and George Washington.

    62250 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  46. Day 2: I messed up going for a mohawk and had to commit to the avatar.

    62250 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  47. Helpful grizzly casually fixing a fallen safety cone

    62230 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  48. I’m a lunch lady at an elementary school school. They just cancelled school for two weeks, but food service workers will still be reporting to work.

    62230 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  49. TIL when Julie Andrews won the Oscar for Mary Poppins, she thanked Jack Warner, the producer of the competing movie, My Fair Lady. Andrews had starred in My Fair Lady on Broadway but Warner refused to cast her in the movie, leaving Andrews open to play Mary Poppins.

    62201 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  50. The biggest coincidence is that the moon and the sun look like they're the same size

    62161 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  51. Co-worker sent me this... We work at NASA.

    62149 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  52. Epic

    62142 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  53. Poor Sam

    62091 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  54. And on that day the children learned that memes are not votes

    62078 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  55. I’m an ER doc in Westchester, NY. Some locals bought stacks of pizza for every hospital in the area.

    62076 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  56. people who grew up rich but turned out poor what is your story?

    62046 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  57. (Mayor de Blasio) We wish them a speedy recovery. But, with all due respect, an entire NBA team should NOT get tested for COVID-19 while there are critically ill patients waiting to be tested. Tests should not be for the wealthy, but for the sick.

    62032 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  58. That Was Fast

    62031 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  59. Meanwhile in doom...

    62022 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  60. There are 2 types of people in the world.

    62003 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  61. I painted an astronaut that I’m really proud of and wanted to share!

    61955 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  62. Priest shelters stray dogs then brings them to church so they can be adopted by attendees

    61955 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  63. Keeping Amazon package thief away

    61946 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  64. TIL Kevin Carter, the photographer that received a Pulitzer Prize for the photograph he took of a starving boy and vulture in South Sudan ended up taking his own life in 1994 with this suicide note “haunted by vivid memories and killings & corpses...starving children...of trigger happy madmen”

    61920 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  65. “You used to be so clever”

    61861 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  66. Trying not to touch your face during the pandemic

    61854 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  67. If you’re in need of wholesome content, Robert Irwin helped Bindi’s now husband practice the proposal

    61843 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  68. Woman distributing hand sanitizer, vitamin C and giving advice to homeless community

    61831 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  69. This bun flopping means they feel completely safe

    61800 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  70. Looking out for our elders

    61793 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  71. More than 800K physicians beg Trump to let experts, not holidays, determine when public gatherings are safe again

    61792 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  72. Bernie Sanders wants to give every American $2,000/month for the duration of this crisis

    61784 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  73. Norwegian prime minister and minister of health handshake situation after corona briefing

    61752 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  74. It is time, Klobuchar

    61664 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  75. Bill Gates says we can’t restart the economy soon and simply “ignore that pile of bodies over in the corner”

    61650 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  76. Spent the first week social distancing by building Rufio a mansion

    61635 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  77. This pandemic is really bringing out the crazy.

    61586 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  78. My entire childhood education

    61548 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  79. Some of Mexico's wealthiest residents went to Colorado to ski. They brought home coronavirus

    61541 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  80. Biden, Sanders Demand 3-month Freeze on rent payments, evictions of Tenants across U.S.

    61541 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  81. This whole quarantine is making some of us very happy!

    61473 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  82. Guide on how to properly wash your hands

    61423 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  83. We create a sentient artificial intelligence and the first thing it does is switch itself off. How does the world react?

    61416 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  84. A Kenyan lady found her childhood friend on the streets struggling with drug addiction. She took him to rehabilitation and now he’s a new man

    61411 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  85. TIL, a bank teller refused to cash Charlize Theron's check when she first came to Hollywood; so she engaged in a shouting match with him. A talent agent, waiting behind her, handed her his business card and subsequently introduced her to casting agents. She made her film debut several months later.

    61375 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  86. The joys of working from home.

    61364 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  87. What very realistic event could happen to make 2020 even worse?

    61362 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  88. Coronavirus: Iceland’s mass testing finds half of carriers show no symptoms

    61347 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  89. Hell of a way to earn a tip

    61340 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  90. Neal working ducklings, politely guiding them to water

    61337 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  91. Gamestop refuses to close stores or even supply stores with the cleaning supplies necessary to keep their employees and customers safe of COVID-19, while lying to the press about their prevention and safety measures.

    61329 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  92. if i fits i sits

    61318 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  93. DON'T LET JOE BIDEN GET AWAY WITH LYING ON STAGE. CNN WANTS TO BURRY THIS CLIP TO PROTECT THE STATUS QUO. DON'T LET THEM!

    61313 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  94. 'Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure': Woman whose husband died after ingesting chloroquine warns the public not to 'believe anything that the president says'

    61246 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  95. Bullying is all fun and games until your name ends up in a suicide note.

    61242 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  96. Girl freaking out after being caught cheating with 2 other guys

    61234 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  97. I always hid it, but now I want to share with you my birthmark in the center of my forehead🙈

    61202 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  98. 4 billion years from now, our galaxy, the Milky Way, will collide with our large spiraled neighbour Andromeda. Here's an animation of what it'll look like.

    61191 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  99. Introducing Reddit Polls, An All-New Post Type

    61155 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  100. Health minister tests positive for coronavirus

    61116 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020