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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. Ocasio-Cortez: 'Members of Congress should not be allowed to own individual stock'

    52945 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  2. Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

    52931 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  3. Local news. Local logic.

    52924 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  4. Good boy testing his brakes

    52922 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  5. My oil painting of a redditors' pup, I hope you like it, I really enjoyed painting this one.

    52919 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  6. A letter from my daughter

    52918 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  7. π‘€π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘Ÿπ‘¦ 𝑀𝑒?

    52891 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  8. Bad propaganda is something you can identify. Good propaganda is something you think of as the full truth.

    52884 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  9. This one’s for Qui-Gon

    52864 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  10. How dare they make themselves presentable

    52847 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  11. Trump Refused to Order Coronavirus Supplies Because Big Business Complained

    52845 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  12. Alright America, now that you've got a few weeks to consider your next vote...

    52821 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  13. Wearing a face mask for an extended period of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears.

    52820 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  14. Welcome to my Newest Creation. I Built a brand new track for this race. This is Run 1/8. Pick your Marble and Good Luck

    52797 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  15. But my ratings...

    52793 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  16. Console gamers, welcome to 2010

    52765 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  17. Lana Del Rey executes Kanye

    52744 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  18. China donates 1000 respirator machines, 2 million masks, 20 000 medical suits and 50 000 COVID-19 test kits to Italy, thanking Italy for its help in China's initial outbreak. China will also prioritize all Italian orders for respirators in its factories.

    52739 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  19. Whoever you are, I'll bet you're glad you panic-bought all that bread now!

    52718 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  20. Trump calls for National Day of Prayer amid coronavirus pandemic β€” 'How about a national day of f*cking testing people for coronavirus.'

    52707 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  21. To karma whore on reddit

    52705 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  22. This goat just kicked a drone

    52701 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  23. As a healthcare provider during the coronavirus pandemic, knowing I get to come home to this sweet face always brightens my day

    52679 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  24. Do onto others...

    52666 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  25. Her face hitting that windshield tho...

    52646 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  26. The Ka'ba in Mecca is closed because of the coronavirus

    52626 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  27. What are we all missing right now, because it gets overshadowed by Corona Virus news?

    52624 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  28. What are some decent paying jobs you can get if you were a C student in highschool?

    52574 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  29. America, why are all your presidential candidates so old? Trump, 73; Biden, 77; Sanders 78 - shouldn't someone of working age be taking such an important job?

    52565 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  30. Poor orcas

    52556 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  31. Americans are going to demand to know why US wasn't prepared for this pandemic

    52544 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  32. Trump reportedly rejected aggressive coronavirus testing in hopes it would help his re-election

    52540 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  33. Doctors and nurses getting ready for their shifts with coronavirus patients.

    52534 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  34. A British company behind a 10-minute coronavirus antibody test, which will cost about a $1, has begun sending prototypes to laboratories for validation

    52500 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  35. 2meirl4meirl

    52487 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  36. An e-mail from my level design professor regarding the move to online classes.

    52454 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  37. Save a life; get sued for it

    52445 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  38. Heart broken

    52439 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  39. Worker: "[Pointing your finger in my face] is not OK, alright?" Joe Biden: "Don't tell me that, pal, or I'm going to go out and slap you in the face." | A presidential candidate threatening physical violence against voters is unacceptable.

    52428 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  40. The pleasures of relaxing with your dog after a hard day's work

    52413 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  41. Bernie Sanders stumps Joe Biden

    52389 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  42. [OC] A plot of COVID-19 cases with quotes from the President superimposed. Data from wikipedia/JHU and Snopes. Made with Mathematica.

    52379 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  43. This woman wakes up every morning to wave to the school bus passing every morning, and that day was her birthday.

    52346 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  44. No, Mr. President, healthcare workers aren’t stealing masks. You failed them.

    52337 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  45. This paper bag that shows you how to pack it

    52337 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  46. Yeah, don’t be so hard on yourself.

    52332 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  47. Governor Cuomo: β€œI hope NY doesn’t ultimately need 30,000 ventilators. But I don't operate on opinion and hope. I operate on facts and data and science. All the projections say we will need 30,000-40,000 ventilators. So that is what we will strive to have.”

    52329 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  48. TIL The US had to abandon construction of a border fort in New York State after realising that they'd accidentally built it on the Canadian side of the border. It was promptly nicknamed "Fort Blunder".

    52325 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  49. Let’s Never Forget That Trump and Fox News Started as Coronavirus Truthers

    52307 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  50. Prince Charles, 71, tests positive for coronavirus. - BBC News

    52293 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  51. I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree.

    52281 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  52. Misnomers galore!

    52267 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  53. COVID-19: Study says placing Wuhan under lockdown delayed spread by nearly 80%

    52221 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  54. Penguins going down the stairs

    52203 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  55. AT&T CEO pay rose to $32 million in 2019 while he cut 20,000 jobs

    52201 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  56. Peter Alexander on being called 'terrible reporter': I was just pitching Trump a 'softball' question

    52163 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  57. The poor knights trying to fight a dumb fight

    52161 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  58. So after a year of Reddit I have 100 karma, so I decided to actually post something. So have my cute cat :)

    52160 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  59. Elon Musk announces free delivery of FDA-approved ventilators to hospitals worldwide

    52028 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  60. You are not a loser

    52028 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  61. The cutest snuggles you'll ever see!

    52018 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  62. TikTok 'tried to filter out videos from ugly, poor or disabled users'

    52006 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  63. Susan Collins doesn't "understand" why voters turned on her. Did she forget her impeachment vote? 75% of Democrats and 51% of independents think Collins voted to acquit Trump in order to protect him politically

    51991 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  64. The bright side

    51986 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  65. The seal looks so sad and confused

    51965 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  66. Country music legend Kenny Rogers dies at age of 81

    51958 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  67. Republicans Are Sneaking Abortion Restrictions into the Coronavirus Bill. Anti-choice lawmakers are stalling emergency legislation.

    51930 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  68. TIL of Viktor Pestek, a 19-year-old S.S. guard at Auschwitz who was so disgusted by the camp that he began to help Jews escape. He was discovered and executed by his fellow guards. To this day he has never been formally recognized for his actions.

    51905 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  69. Democrats Block Mitch McConnell's Coronavirus Bill, Calling It A 'Corporate Bailout'

    51885 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  70. BERNIE SANDERS WINS CALIFORNIA

    51884 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  71. Phone in pocket does an explode.

    51867 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  72. WHO classifies COVID-19 as a Pandemic. Finally.

    51862 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  73. My coworker wanting to discuss his treat allowance

    51822 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  74. Most aggressive dog breeds

    51778 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  75. putting a condom on a shower head

    51777 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  76. Danish Store Ends Hand Sanitizer Shortage Due to Hoarding by Introducing Tiered Pricing: First Bottle $4, Second Bottle $95.

    51715 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  77. Probe of alleged war crimes by US and others in Afghan conflict can go ahead, International Criminal Court rules

    51696 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  78. How Cruise Ships Are Destroying The World

    51676 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  79. Ex-Skinhead Gets His Racist Tattoos Removed After Becoming A Dad

    51619 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  80. Day 8th of quarantine

    51614 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  81. *Ripping and Tearing Intensifies*

    51600 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  82. GameStop's corporate office has instructed worldwide stores to not comply with law enforcement who try to force closure because of the COVID-19 quarantines. Stores are to be marked as "Essential Retails" and to stay open on lockdowns.

    51587 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  83. To give kids homework

    51563 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  84. Roomba Cat passing by

    51555 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  85. Here's my bosses cooking the last of the food in the restaurant to give out to the employees.

    51552 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  86. I went grocery shopping and my husband put everything away... it's a blue box so it must be pasta

    51541 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  87. Check mater boomo's

    51506 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  88. Just finished our dual gaming setup!

    51494 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  89. Reject the anti-encryption bill. These Senators are trying to damage privacy & security while everyone is distracted with Coronavirus! EFF made this easy tool so you can tell your senators.

    51488 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  90. Just came to remind you all this is a computer

    51477 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  91. Hmm, it's almost like this crisis is revealing that Bernie was right all along: this society and it's government should be for the working people, not the irresponsible corporate financial elites.

    51462 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  92. This vehicle is simply awesome

    51385 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  93. Now that we know how people react...

    51381 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  94. Maternity Test Failed

    51379 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  95. Me irl

    51364 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  96. 'The Mandalorian' Season 2 Casts Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano

    51361 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  97. This rock looks like a steak

    51345 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  98. Only psychopaths take the red path.

    51343 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  99. This wholesome and amazing surprise party for an elementary schools beloved custodian

    51342 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  100. That's how you f*cking do it!

    51342 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020