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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. Weird stain seen on James Harden's shorts

    27919 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  2. dordash

    27902 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  3. Individual atoms arranged to make world’s smallest movie

    27900 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  4. LPT: California law states that people must be able to cancel subscriptions online so simply download a VPN and set the location to a city in California to avoid having to call to cancel a subscription.

    27892 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  5. Sanders draws estimated 10,000 to U-M just ahead of Michigan primary

    27887 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  6. thank you

    27874 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  7. When the G falls off the Graveyard sign

    27873 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  8. We’re gonna get a visit from this guy any day now.

    27863 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  9. Throwing away mix with yeast in it

    27853 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  10. He knows there is a fossil by a discoloration on a rock. Slowly exposes fossilized crab

    27846 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  11. LPT: Always carry a deck of playing cards

    27801 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  12. Jeez dude..

    27791 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  13. Rats are very empathetic

    27789 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  14. So sorry Jimmy

    27764 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  15. My mother tearing me down again. Telling me ill never look like a real girl. And if I continue my transition I will have to move out. Guess whose looking for apartments 🙋🏼‍♀️.

    27756 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  16. Easter is cancelled

    27751 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  17. COVID-19 has me lonely and I am thinking of picking up video gaming but don’t know how to start

    27751 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  18. Nazi gets punched back to 1933

    27746 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  19. Failing to plan is planning to fail

    27739 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  20. Explosive diarrhea guy.

    27736 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  21. Kentucky mayor: ‘Listen up dips---s,’ coronavirus is ‘a big f---ing deal’

    27736 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  22. Male or Female

    27735 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  23. Beware

    27725 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  24. This is my son. He collects cans for recycling and gives the money he makes to help others; all on his own. He has a heart the size of a planet. Today is his 10th birthday. Happy Birthday, pal.

    27723 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  25. When people flying, going to beaches, and having parties ask why we’re upset.

    27718 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  26. Those are rookie numbers

    27714 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  27. Thanks I hate hands

    27707 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  28. Neal working ducklings to guide them to water

    27703 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  29. The Bernie Sanders Youth Revolution Was Nowhere to Be Found on Super Tuesday

    27699 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  30. money beats brawn

    27688 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  31. Quarantine, Me, Digital, 2020

    27686 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  32. HIS NAME IS PINGU AND HE’S A PYGMY FALCON

    27682 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  33. USA: Sikhs prepare over 30,000 free meal packets for Americans in self-isolation

    27677 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  34. Outrage as the price of toilet roll is increased by a local off-licence due to coronavirus shortages at larger stores.

    27672 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  35. Take a seat human.

    27666 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  36. This single dad adopted a teen abandoned at the hospital: 'I knew I had to take him'

    27652 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  37. You are allowed to erase anything from existence, and you will be the only one that remembers it. What do you get rid of?

    27647 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  38. WFH forced me to clean up my office where I found this unopened bottle of Orbitz. Launched 1997 and discontinued in 1998.

    27634 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  39. Mark Cuban says how companies treat workers during pandemic could define brand ‘for decades’

    27607 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  40. We have been deceived

    27605 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  41. Don't start them with the basic stuff

    27600 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  42. 🔥 60 years old, still thriving!

    27589 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  43. Things To Do In Dallas This Week: Stay The Fuck Home.

    27580 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  44. Guile low budget cosplay

    27578 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  45. Cat experiences the most brutal of betrayals

    27574 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  46. Now that you mention it.....

    27558 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  47. Just to be safe...

    27553 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  48. I am a pub owner in Dublin, Ireland on St. Patrick's day. And we aren't open!!

    27528 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  49. I just saw a lady get tasered for trying to snatch a woman's face mask to give her to child.

    27523 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  50. TIFU by maintaining my 1113 day streak on Duolingi

    27489 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  51. Some idiot got their car stuck... it was me.

    27486 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  52. Be careful everyone

    27470 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  53. My local newspaper has jokes..

    27434 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  54. Best. Day. EVER.

    27433 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  55. You probably have a better understanding of how far you can jump in a game than in how far you can jump real life.

    27420 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  56. First gay couple gets married in North Korea as same sex marriage is legalised, 2013. Historic!

    27416 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  57. Flu calls for aid! And COVID-19 will answer

    27413 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  58. Wisconsin Governor Calls for absentee ballots to be sent to every registered voter

    27401 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  59. TIL the rainbow lorikeet is a colorful species of parrot native to the forests of eastern Australia. Reportedly, they love showering and sometimes sleep upside down. As intelligent birds, they get easily bored and love to play with noisy toys. When they eat fermented fruit, they can get quite drunk.

    27400 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  60. Practicing nunchucks

    27387 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  61. This beautiful trio, 1987

    27382 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  62. Arkansas woman murdered by same person who murdered her mother 23 years ago: Police

    27368 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  63. 4 member of Congress caught selling stock before the panic, after attending classified Coronavirus briefing.

    27367 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  64. AHole Printer

    27362 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  65. Just grabbing some water...

    27361 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  66. A respectable moral code

    27359 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  67. spanish guys playing Battleship during quarantine

    27359 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  68. This is why we thought dinosaurs were reptiles

    27356 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  69. Galton Board demonstrating probability

    27353 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  70. Officer I would like to report a murder

    27334 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  71. Freddie Mercury with his cats, 1980s

    27331 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  72. Handing out toilet paper at Coles in an orderly fashion.

    27326 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  73. WAKE UP SHEOPLE! START SAVING NOW!

    27324 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  74. TIL in 2009 an upset musician who had his $1200 Martin Guitar badly damaged by United Airlines and refused compensation, decided to write a song about it. In 10 days it gained 4 millions views and managed to knock 180 Million off United's Shares. The song was called "United Breaks Guitars".

    27310 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  75. Stone Skipping Master

    27305 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  76. No more needles

    27282 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  77. One man's best friend.

    27274 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  78. GOP senators say they ‘don’t need to quarantine’ after lunch with Rand Paul: ‘We’ll be praying’

    27271 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  79. Design of The Whale, a whale-watching museum in Norway

    27263 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  80. 78 elephants in Thailand permanently freed from carrying tourists because of COVID-19

    27252 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  81. Bun and pupper are best friends

    27241 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  82. Some co-workers refuse to practice social distancing

    27239 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  83. *heavy breathing*

    27233 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  84. A drunk driver hit my friend’s house last night. Don’t drink and drive.

    27227 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  85. In X-Men (2000 film) The truck driver that gave Rogue a ride is George Buza, Better know as the voice of Beast in X-Men the animated series

    27209 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  86. I see this happening to a lot of people in the coming weeks ahead

    27206 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  87. What is your "hahaha... oh wait you're serious" moment?

    27202 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  88. Found out my toaster can work as a timer, even when not plugged in. Now I have to wait another 20 minutes to find out how good these fish sticks are.

    27172 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  89. Not the best way to be inspirational

    27156 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  90. Straight girls call each other cute and cuddle all the time, so there's no good reason why straight boys shouldn't be allowed to do the same.

    27135 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  91. My dad is a model train hobbyist. The town he built for his trains has some interesting residents...

    27134 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  92. Net fix and chill in 1900

    27119 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  93. Did I go too far? No, surely not.

    27118 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  94. Plot Twist

    27106 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  95. I mean, Cant you wait ???

    27105 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  96. STAY OVER THERE!!

    27098 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  97. He loves pizza

    27096 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  98. Artwork in Denmark dedicated to the thousands of drowned refugees seeking a better life in the EU

    27085 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  99. I'm sad about March Madness too but come on

    27083 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  100. My 2 week old daughter has deprived my wife and I of so much sleep, this made it worth it.

    27083 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020