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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Weird stain seen on James Harden's shorts
27919 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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dordash
27902 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Individual atoms arranged to make world’s smallest movie
27900 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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LPT: California law states that people must be able to cancel subscriptions online so simply download a VPN and set the location to a city in California to avoid having to call to cancel a subscription.
27892 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Sanders draws estimated 10,000 to U-M just ahead of Michigan primary
27887 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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thank you
27874 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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When the G falls off the Graveyard sign
27873 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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We’re gonna get a visit from this guy any day now.
27863 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Throwing away mix with yeast in it
27853 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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He knows there is a fossil by a discoloration on a rock. Slowly exposes fossilized crab
27846 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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LPT: Always carry a deck of playing cards
27801 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Jeez dude..
27791 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Rats are very empathetic
27789 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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So sorry Jimmy
27764 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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My mother tearing me down again. Telling me ill never look like a real girl. And if I continue my transition I will have to move out. Guess whose looking for apartments 🙋🏼♀️.
27756 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Easter is cancelled
27751 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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COVID-19 has me lonely and I am thinking of picking up video gaming but don’t know how to start
27751 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Nazi gets punched back to 1933
27746 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Failing to plan is planning to fail
27739 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Explosive diarrhea guy.
27736 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Kentucky mayor: ‘Listen up dips---s,’ coronavirus is ‘a big f---ing deal’
27736 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Male or Female
27735 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Beware
27725 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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This is my son. He collects cans for recycling and gives the money he makes to help others; all on his own. He has a heart the size of a planet. Today is his 10th birthday. Happy Birthday, pal.
27723 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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When people flying, going to beaches, and having parties ask why we’re upset.
27718 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Those are rookie numbers
27714 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Thanks I hate hands
27707 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Neal working ducklings to guide them to water
27703 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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The Bernie Sanders Youth Revolution Was Nowhere to Be Found on Super Tuesday
27699 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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money beats brawn
27688 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Quarantine, Me, Digital, 2020
27686 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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HIS NAME IS PINGU AND HE’S A PYGMY FALCON
27682 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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USA: Sikhs prepare over 30,000 free meal packets for Americans in self-isolation
27677 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Outrage as the price of toilet roll is increased by a local off-licence due to coronavirus shortages at larger stores.
27672 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Take a seat human.
27666 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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This single dad adopted a teen abandoned at the hospital: 'I knew I had to take him'
27652 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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You are allowed to erase anything from existence, and you will be the only one that remembers it. What do you get rid of?
27647 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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WFH forced me to clean up my office where I found this unopened bottle of Orbitz. Launched 1997 and discontinued in 1998.
27634 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Mark Cuban says how companies treat workers during pandemic could define brand ‘for decades’
27607 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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We have been deceived
27605 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Don't start them with the basic stuff
27600 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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🔥 60 years old, still thriving!
27589 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Things To Do In Dallas This Week: Stay The Fuck Home.
27580 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Guile low budget cosplay
27578 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Cat experiences the most brutal of betrayals
27574 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Now that you mention it.....
27558 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Just to be safe...
27553 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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I am a pub owner in Dublin, Ireland on St. Patrick's day. And we aren't open!!
27528 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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I just saw a lady get tasered for trying to snatch a woman's face mask to give her to child.
27523 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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TIFU by maintaining my 1113 day streak on Duolingi
27489 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Some idiot got their car stuck... it was me.
27486 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Be careful everyone
27470 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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My local newspaper has jokes..
27434 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Best. Day. EVER.
27433 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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You probably have a better understanding of how far you can jump in a game than in how far you can jump real life.
27420 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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First gay couple gets married in North Korea as same sex marriage is legalised, 2013. Historic!
27416 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Flu calls for aid! And COVID-19 will answer
27413 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Wisconsin Governor Calls for absentee ballots to be sent to every registered voter
27401 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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TIL the rainbow lorikeet is a colorful species of parrot native to the forests of eastern Australia. Reportedly, they love showering and sometimes sleep upside down. As intelligent birds, they get easily bored and love to play with noisy toys. When they eat fermented fruit, they can get quite drunk.
27400 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Practicing nunchucks
27387 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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This beautiful trio, 1987
27382 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Arkansas woman murdered by same person who murdered her mother 23 years ago: Police
27368 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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4 member of Congress caught selling stock before the panic, after attending classified Coronavirus briefing.
27367 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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AHole Printer
27362 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Just grabbing some water...
27361 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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A respectable moral code
27359 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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spanish guys playing Battleship during quarantine
27359 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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This is why we thought dinosaurs were reptiles
27356 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Galton Board demonstrating probability
27353 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Officer I would like to report a murder
27334 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Freddie Mercury with his cats, 1980s
27331 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Handing out toilet paper at Coles in an orderly fashion.
27326 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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WAKE UP SHEOPLE! START SAVING NOW!
27324 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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TIL in 2009 an upset musician who had his $1200 Martin Guitar badly damaged by United Airlines and refused compensation, decided to write a song about it. In 10 days it gained 4 millions views and managed to knock 180 Million off United's Shares. The song was called "United Breaks Guitars".
27310 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Stone Skipping Master
27305 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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No more needles
27282 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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One man's best friend.
27274 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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GOP senators say they ‘don’t need to quarantine’ after lunch with Rand Paul: ‘We’ll be praying’
27271 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Design of The Whale, a whale-watching museum in Norway
27263 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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78 elephants in Thailand permanently freed from carrying tourists because of COVID-19
27252 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Bun and pupper are best friends
27241 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Some co-workers refuse to practice social distancing
27239 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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*heavy breathing*
27233 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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A drunk driver hit my friend’s house last night. Don’t drink and drive.
27227 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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In X-Men (2000 film) The truck driver that gave Rogue a ride is George Buza, Better know as the voice of Beast in X-Men the animated series
27209 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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I see this happening to a lot of people in the coming weeks ahead
27206 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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What is your "hahaha... oh wait you're serious" moment?
27202 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Found out my toaster can work as a timer, even when not plugged in. Now I have to wait another 20 minutes to find out how good these fish sticks are.
27172 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Not the best way to be inspirational
27156 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Straight girls call each other cute and cuddle all the time, so there's no good reason why straight boys shouldn't be allowed to do the same.
27135 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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My dad is a model train hobbyist. The town he built for his trains has some interesting residents...
27134 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Net fix and chill in 1900
27119 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Did I go too far? No, surely not.
27118 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Plot Twist
27106 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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I mean, Cant you wait ???
27105 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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STAY OVER THERE!!
27098 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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He loves pizza
27096 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Artwork in Denmark dedicated to the thousands of drowned refugees seeking a better life in the EU
27085 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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I'm sad about March Madness too but come on
27083 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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My 2 week old daughter has deprived my wife and I of so much sleep, this made it worth it.
27083 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020