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  1. When the guy that thinks windmill causes cancer tries to steal yo vaccine companies

    21761 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  2. Xpost from /r/COVID19positive - I posted a notice on my apartment door to warn my building that I have COVID19 symptoms. This was dropped through the mail slot. I don't even know them. So many onions in here...

    21759 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  3. Blursed_school

    21758 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  4. It's evolving, just slowly

    21749 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  5. The villagers when you talk to them more than once in a day

    21746 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  6. Grannypass denied after entering an closed off area!

    21745 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  7. TIL evidence showed that during the seven and a half months preceding Elvis's death -- from January 1, 1977, to August 16, 1977 -- Doctor Nichopoulos wrote prescriptions for Elvis for at least 8,805 pills, tablets, vials, and injectables. Going back to January 1975, the count was 19,012.

    21742 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  8. Will players still know to shoot the puck on the powerplay without the home crowd to tell them?

    21742 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  9. 2meirl4meirl

    21737 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  10. Mow the fuck outta your lawn

    21734 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  11. Because of the “virus”, I have to do classes online, now I have to agree to this.

    21733 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  12. David Wallace in the holiday spirit 🍀

    21728 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  13. "Coal rollers" with Discovery channel reality show hit with $850,000 fine for tampering with truck emissions.

    21726 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  14. Currently creating a 4ft x 3ft, 8 panel illustration depicting me leaving organized religion, becoming an addict, attempting suicide, living in a homeless shelter for 9 months, and finally, my rise above it all.

    21713 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  15. The Moon attempting a Saturn impersonation

    21701 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  16. M4A or no vote.

    21689 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  17. Due to Covid-19, I’m having to go to all of the grocery stores in my area and install plastic sneeze guards on the check stands.

    21687 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  18. What has decreased in quality so dramatically, or rapidly, that it surprises you?

    21680 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  19. We only respect the winners

    21667 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  20. My aunt and my mom being told that my grandma was pregnant (1955)

    21667 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  21. Woman and her dog both have the same heterochromia

    21659 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  22. 'Zero-empathy' Trump shows lack of emotion when told about 8-year-old boy's family being killed in tornado

    21636 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  23. The dinosaurs are gone

    21630 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  24. It’s some twilight zone shit.

    21627 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  25. Rep Ro Khanna submits bill for $6,000 for any US citizen making below $130,000 last year.

    21623 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  26. Dechonkafication has succeeded. We have reached Fine Boi. 😸

    21610 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  27. how ironic

    21599 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  28. 🔥 A Blue Tit’s morning song visible in the cold air 🔥

    21596 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  29. Hunner percent

    21596 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  30. Capital of the Philippines before and after the quarantine

    21589 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  31. Noooooo

    21582 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  32. I still don't get it. Why is the emperor now more defeated than he was already at the end of RotJ? Why is he now finally destroyed? Can't his spirit simply find another vessel?

    21563 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  33. Earth from the International Space Station

    21556 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  34. Desperate times, but not that desperate.

    21542 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  35. PhD: I’m in a high risk group for COVID-19. There is a good chance that if I get the disease, I will die. You can keep me - and millions like me - alive by staying home. Our lives are more important than your craft cocktail.

    21522 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  36. Hours upon hours wasted.

    21518 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  37. Two 20-something New Yorkers have amassed an army of volunteers, 1,300 strong, to deliver food and medicine to the most vulnerable in the coronavirus outbreak.

    21511 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  38. ...okay?

    21508 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  39. More Plates More Dates

    21505 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  40. He’s probably an Admin

    21499 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  41. Boss fight.

    21496 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  42. The best spy in the world :)

    21495 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  43. This is getting out of hand. Now there are 48 of them!

    21480 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  44. Polar bear claiming a whale carcass like a Red throne along the Beaufort Sea in Alaska

    21472 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  45. Rare aerial view of the ‘I Love Lucy’ set 1950s

    21464 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  46. Okay then

    21457 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  47. Happy Holi

    21446 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  48. FBI OPEN UP

    21431 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  49. Erna Solberg, ladies and gentlemen

    21424 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  50. Make me suffer

    21422 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  51. TIL of a giant "WELCOME TO CLEVELAND" sign on a rooftop in the flight path of a Milwaukee airport. It has been causing confusion to passengers since 1978. Creator, Mark Gubin, said: "Living in the world is not a dress rehearsal. You better have fun with it."

    21419 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  52. My dog loves quarantine

    21416 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  53. I'm sorry, Toad

    21415 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  54. Do astronauts masturbate when they are in space?

    21411 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  55. Charles Barkley on Draymond Green: "He's the least famous person in the boy band, and he thinks he's a star. And he's not."

    21411 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  56. Trudeau self-isolating after wife Sophie develops flu-like symptoms

    21409 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  57. Dave Bautista speaking the truth.

    21399 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  58. 🔥 Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road 🔥

    21399 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  59. Joe Biden bragging about how many times he's tried to cut Social Security.

    21394 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  60. NBC's Chuck Todd pressed Mike Pence to 'name some names' of Democrats pushing 'irresponsible' coronavirus claims

    21394 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  61. An Irishman praying in front of his god, 1231

    21391 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  62. The best possible response

    21388 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  63. Joe Biden has been trying to cut Social Security for the last 40 years.

    21381 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  64. OK buddy

    21380 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  65. The big reveal

    21374 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  66. Coronavirus is worst intelligence blunder in U.S. history

    21372 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  67. Fiddlesticks Gameplay Preview | League of Legends

    21349 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  68. 1914 footage of Chief Iron Tail, Oglala Lakota model for the buffalo nickel.

    21347 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  69. Reporter: Just arrived at JFK from Paris. Zero screening, testing or even questions related to coronavirus

    21329 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  70. Apparently he's allergic to almost everything on the allergy skin test. Some of it was so swollen the doctor could barely tell which was which.

    21310 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  71. We had to cancel our upcoming wedding due to COVID-19, but decided to get married TODAY instead! On our way now, and I am so excited!

    21309 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  72. Russian Athletics Federation fined $10m for breaching anti-doping rules | Sport

    21284 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  73. This deck of cards has a blank for a replacement if a card is lost

    21284 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  74. Cursed PP

    21280 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  75. TIL Bessie Coleman was an American Aviator and the first black woman to earn a pilot's license.Because flying schools in the United States denied her entry,she taught herself French and moved to France,earning her license from France's well-known Caudron Brother's School of Aviation in just 7 months

    21275 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  76. A lot of fans don't like the name Albus Severus Potter, how would y'all feel if Harry named his son after himself?

    21268 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  77. Morphing time

    21252 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  78. Flint currently in violation of Federal Safe Drinking Water Act

    21250 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  79. [Homemade] Nutella-Filled Brioche

    21240 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  80. "And lol, the Trump/Pence will sound!"

    21236 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  81. 18, female, most of the ppl think I'm a guy. Destroy me

    21218 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  82. Grains on this wood plank resemble an ostrich

    21216 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  83. we all know, how that feels

    21215 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  84. Sweet dreams of Childhood

    21159 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  85. A bar top that is actually an aquarium

    21158 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  86. The Last Of Us TV Show Writer Confirms He Won't Change Ellie's Sexuality

    21152 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  87. WWE has confirmed WrestleMania will not be taking place in Tampa Bay. It will instead air live on PPV/WWE Network and emanate from the WWE Performance Center.

    21151 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  88. Respecc Jesus

    21151 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  89. This poor man was so excited to share his work

    21146 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  90. Oh how the tables have turned

    21145 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  91. Simp

    21128 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  92. You can find me

    21121 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  93. New Warriors: Marvel's First Non-Binary Hero is Codenamed Snowflake

    21119 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  94. Saw this sand art on the beach this morning

    21117 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  95. Josh Gad and Amy Adams are reading children's books on social media to support families who are home from school: These celebrities are sharing videos of themselves reading kids' books to help families who are stuck at home due to the coronavirus

    21117 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  96. God 'using coronavirus for good' because women being 'pushed back into homes', Christian blogger says. Leave it to the religious nutjobs to ignore to tens of thousands of female doctors and nurses on the front lines fighting this outbreak.

    21117 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  97. A single psilocybin dose is associated with long-term increased mindfulness, preceded by a proportional change in neocortical 5-HT2A receptor binding

    21104 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  98. Bluetooth Fairy

    21074 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  99. Disney+ Surveying Users About Adding More Mature Content

    21043 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  100. Consenting to sex while you are drunk does not mean the other person raped you.

    21021 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020