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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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When the guy that thinks windmill causes cancer tries to steal yo vaccine companies
21761 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Xpost from /r/COVID19positive - I posted a notice on my apartment door to warn my building that I have COVID19 symptoms. This was dropped through the mail slot. I don't even know them. So many onions in here...
21759 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Blursed_school
21758 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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It's evolving, just slowly
21749 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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The villagers when you talk to them more than once in a day
21746 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Grannypass denied after entering an closed off area!
21745 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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TIL evidence showed that during the seven and a half months preceding Elvis's death -- from January 1, 1977, to August 16, 1977 -- Doctor Nichopoulos wrote prescriptions for Elvis for at least 8,805 pills, tablets, vials, and injectables. Going back to January 1975, the count was 19,012.
21742 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Will players still know to shoot the puck on the powerplay without the home crowd to tell them?
21742 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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2meirl4meirl
21737 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Mow the fuck outta your lawn
21734 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Because of the “virus”, I have to do classes online, now I have to agree to this.
21733 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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David Wallace in the holiday spirit 🍀
21728 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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"Coal rollers" with Discovery channel reality show hit with $850,000 fine for tampering with truck emissions.
21726 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Currently creating a 4ft x 3ft, 8 panel illustration depicting me leaving organized religion, becoming an addict, attempting suicide, living in a homeless shelter for 9 months, and finally, my rise above it all.
21713 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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The Moon attempting a Saturn impersonation
21701 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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M4A or no vote.
21689 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Due to Covid-19, I’m having to go to all of the grocery stores in my area and install plastic sneeze guards on the check stands.
21687 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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What has decreased in quality so dramatically, or rapidly, that it surprises you?
21680 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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We only respect the winners
21667 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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My aunt and my mom being told that my grandma was pregnant (1955)
21667 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Woman and her dog both have the same heterochromia
21659 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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'Zero-empathy' Trump shows lack of emotion when told about 8-year-old boy's family being killed in tornado
21636 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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The dinosaurs are gone
21630 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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It’s some twilight zone shit.
21627 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Rep Ro Khanna submits bill for $6,000 for any US citizen making below $130,000 last year.
21623 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Dechonkafication has succeeded. We have reached Fine Boi. 😸
21610 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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how ironic
21599 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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🔥 A Blue Tit’s morning song visible in the cold air 🔥
21596 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Hunner percent
21596 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Capital of the Philippines before and after the quarantine
21589 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Noooooo
21582 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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I still don't get it. Why is the emperor now more defeated than he was already at the end of RotJ? Why is he now finally destroyed? Can't his spirit simply find another vessel?
21563 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Earth from the International Space Station
21556 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Desperate times, but not that desperate.
21542 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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PhD: I’m in a high risk group for COVID-19. There is a good chance that if I get the disease, I will die. You can keep me - and millions like me - alive by staying home. Our lives are more important than your craft cocktail.
21522 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Hours upon hours wasted.
21518 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Two 20-something New Yorkers have amassed an army of volunteers, 1,300 strong, to deliver food and medicine to the most vulnerable in the coronavirus outbreak.
21511 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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...okay?
21508 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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More Plates More Dates
21505 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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He’s probably an Admin
21499 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Boss fight.
21496 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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The best spy in the world :)
21495 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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This is getting out of hand. Now there are 48 of them!
21480 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Polar bear claiming a whale carcass like a Red throne along the Beaufort Sea in Alaska
21472 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Rare aerial view of the ‘I Love Lucy’ set 1950s
21464 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Okay then
21457 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Happy Holi
21446 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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FBI OPEN UP
21431 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Erna Solberg, ladies and gentlemen
21424 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Make me suffer
21422 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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TIL of a giant "WELCOME TO CLEVELAND" sign on a rooftop in the flight path of a Milwaukee airport. It has been causing confusion to passengers since 1978. Creator, Mark Gubin, said: "Living in the world is not a dress rehearsal. You better have fun with it."
21419 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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My dog loves quarantine
21416 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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I'm sorry, Toad
21415 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Do astronauts masturbate when they are in space?
21411 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Charles Barkley on Draymond Green: "He's the least famous person in the boy band, and he thinks he's a star. And he's not."
21411 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Trudeau self-isolating after wife Sophie develops flu-like symptoms
21409 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Dave Bautista speaking the truth.
21399 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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🔥 Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road 🔥
21399 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Joe Biden bragging about how many times he's tried to cut Social Security.
21394 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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NBC's Chuck Todd pressed Mike Pence to 'name some names' of Democrats pushing 'irresponsible' coronavirus claims
21394 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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An Irishman praying in front of his god, 1231
21391 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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The best possible response
21388 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Joe Biden has been trying to cut Social Security for the last 40 years.
21381 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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OK buddy
21380 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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The big reveal
21374 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Coronavirus is worst intelligence blunder in U.S. history
21372 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Fiddlesticks Gameplay Preview | League of Legends
21349 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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1914 footage of Chief Iron Tail, Oglala Lakota model for the buffalo nickel.
21347 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Reporter: Just arrived at JFK from Paris. Zero screening, testing or even questions related to coronavirus
21329 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Apparently he's allergic to almost everything on the allergy skin test. Some of it was so swollen the doctor could barely tell which was which.
21310 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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We had to cancel our upcoming wedding due to COVID-19, but decided to get married TODAY instead! On our way now, and I am so excited!
21309 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Russian Athletics Federation fined $10m for breaching anti-doping rules | Sport
21284 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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This deck of cards has a blank for a replacement if a card is lost
21284 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Cursed PP
21280 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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TIL Bessie Coleman was an American Aviator and the first black woman to earn a pilot's license.Because flying schools in the United States denied her entry,she taught herself French and moved to France,earning her license from France's well-known Caudron Brother's School of Aviation in just 7 months
21275 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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A lot of fans don't like the name Albus Severus Potter, how would y'all feel if Harry named his son after himself?
21268 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Morphing time
21252 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Flint currently in violation of Federal Safe Drinking Water Act
21250 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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[Homemade] Nutella-Filled Brioche
21240 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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"And lol, the Trump/Pence will sound!"
21236 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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18, female, most of the ppl think I'm a guy. Destroy me
21218 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Grains on this wood plank resemble an ostrich
21216 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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we all know, how that feels
21215 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Sweet dreams of Childhood
21159 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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A bar top that is actually an aquarium
21158 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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The Last Of Us TV Show Writer Confirms He Won't Change Ellie's Sexuality
21152 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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WWE has confirmed WrestleMania will not be taking place in Tampa Bay. It will instead air live on PPV/WWE Network and emanate from the WWE Performance Center.
21151 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Respecc Jesus
21151 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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This poor man was so excited to share his work
21146 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Oh how the tables have turned
21145 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Simp
21128 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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You can find me
21121 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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New Warriors: Marvel's First Non-Binary Hero is Codenamed Snowflake
21119 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Saw this sand art on the beach this morning
21117 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Josh Gad and Amy Adams are reading children's books on social media to support families who are home from school: These celebrities are sharing videos of themselves reading kids' books to help families who are stuck at home due to the coronavirus
21117 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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God 'using coronavirus for good' because women being 'pushed back into homes', Christian blogger says. Leave it to the religious nutjobs to ignore to tens of thousands of female doctors and nurses on the front lines fighting this outbreak.
21117 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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A single psilocybin dose is associated with long-term increased mindfulness, preceded by a proportional change in neocortical 5-HT2A receptor binding
21104 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Bluetooth Fairy
21074 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Disney+ Surveying Users About Adding More Mature Content
21043 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Consenting to sex while you are drunk does not mean the other person raped you.
21021 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020