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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons producer Hisashi Nogami and director Aya Kyogoku hope the game can be ‘an escape’ in such difficult times
28799 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Yesterday, we lost Clooney, our 16 year old blind/deaf pug. Today, we found him eating french fries out of the trash...the little shithead. This asshole's gonna live forever.
28789 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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DoG iMpRisOneD For ExCerCisInG FrEeDom oF SpEeCh
28775 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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NASA wants you to take pictures of SpaceX's Starlink satellites with your smartphone, which will help them "document the degradation of our night sky."
28772 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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IT'S HAPPENING! KEEP GETTING OUT TO VOTE! DON'T GET COMPLACENT! NOTHING CAN STOP THE BERN!!! VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
28762 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Huge warthog getting "spa treatment" from a troop of mongooses in win-win symbiotic relationship called mutualism. Warthogs living in Uganda have learned to rid themselves of annoying ticks by seeking out the grooming services of some accommodating neighbors: a group of mongooses looking for snacks.
28761 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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You’ve been given a ray gun that multiplies the size of its target by 100. What do you shoot to cause the most chaos and confusion?
28760 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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What's your "Fuck this, I quit!" story?
28758 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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TIL After Czech gymnast Věra Čáslavská lost her training facility due to the Soviet-led invasion of Czechoslovakia, she trained for the 1968 Olympics in the forest using potato sacks as weights and logs as beams. She medaled in all six events, four of them Gold.
28752 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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#WarrenEndorseBernie Trends on Twitter as Centrist Democrats Rally Around Biden
28745 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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This made me happy.
28739 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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I tried making building instructions for a ship I made
28735 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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That’s some horror movie shit.
28731 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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This is FULL COMPASS UNITY
28729 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Germans of Reddit, how was Adolf Hitler taught in your school?
28720 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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This is the the oldest practicing surgeon, the late Alla Levushkina. She performed over 10,000 surgeries. Before she passed away this year at the age of 92.
28705 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Like mother, like baby
28692 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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This wall says it all
28685 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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I will not vote for a rapist.
28682 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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You die, everything goes black, then you hear a voice, "So, you're back. What did you learn this time?"
28654 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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You ain’t gone look at other women
28607 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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The new 2020 quarters have bats on them
28596 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Starship Troopers is the best movie ever. It has EVERYTHING.
28595 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Matt Reeves Confirms Production on 'The Batman' Has Shut Down Indefinitely
28577 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Rainy days in Yosemite NP [3294x4730] [oc]
28577 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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80% of Covid-19 Patients in ICU are overweight (Netherlands)
28572 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Extroverts have been telling us for years to 'get outside our comfort zone' and leave the house. This may be the first time they're told to go outside their comfort zone and stay in.
28548 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
28544 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Sanders Not Planning to Quit Race After Tuesday’s Votes, Aides Say
28531 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Woman paralyzed while working on set of Batwoman in Vancouver
28521 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Wash your hands, folks
28505 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Fuck off mike bloomberg
28496 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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The U.S. Pres. tests negative, White House says
28486 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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He was calling the Coronavirus a Democratic hoax two weeks ago...
28482 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Larz, a social media influencer, tests coronavirus-positive days after licking toilet as prank.
28476 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Great job
28466 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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This crochet rainbow barf cat scarf (by Amanda Julien)
28463 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Why go to the store for anything when you have CONCRETE
28446 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Michael Moore defends Sanders: ‘If we vote on fear, we will lose to Donald Trump’
28445 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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R Kelly calculator
28436 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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We’ve all been there before
28421 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Here’s some video of my Fallout Power Armour. It’s not the best, as I can’t film anywhere other than my garden, because of lockdown.
28412 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Oh no
28392 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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George Takei leads campaign to get Trump reported on Twitter for ‘stoking racism’ over coronavirus
28388 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Matt Gaetz Wore Gas Mask To Mock Coronavirus Concerns. One Of His Constituents Just Died From It. | The Republican congressman made light of the virus days before a person in his Florida district died of the illness.
28382 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Bernie Sanders takes socialist message to Fox News on eve of crucial election: ‘Donald, you're probably watching. How are you?’
28377 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Obama tells Biden he won't endorse anybody yet
28374 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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We all need a little confidence boost
28374 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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The console war is over!
28370 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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Achievement Unlocked
28360 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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'The Office' Planned to Break Up Jim and Pam in the Final Season
28348 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Meanwhile in self quarantine
28343 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Just remember the quote, “ If I get Corona, I get Corona. It’s not gonna stop me from partying.”
28299 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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getting sick in a movie starterpack
28298 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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German Chancellor Angela Merkel in quarantine after doctor who gave her a vaccine tests positive for coronavirus
28278 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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We're fucked
28275 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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When a repost hits the front page
28266 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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To those who are stockpiling over the Coronavirus, fuck you.
28258 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Van Gogh inspired cake
28254 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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In 2017, Obama officials briefed Trump's team on dealing with a pandemic like the coronavirus. One Cabinet member reportedly fell asleep, and others didn't want to be there.
28248 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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[IMAGE] Our best days are likely ahead of us
28233 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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After two years of failing to make a real baby, last month we got these two fur babies. Tonight I found out I’m pregnant!
28211 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Blursed_SnapChat
28184 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Damn right
28182 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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I’m just going take a quick sip
28181 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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This belong here I think too
28170 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Hodor
28147 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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I'm gonna sing the doom song now
28145 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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NYC ER doctor: The lack of US testing is a "National Scandal"
28133 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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New study finds receptivity to bullshit, meaning people’s willingness to endorse meaningless statements as meaningful, predicts the use of essential oils
28133 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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There was a time not so long ago when we had to physically mail our funny videos to a television show and hope they choose to share it with viewers
28120 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Building with beer bottles!
28112 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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truck
28102 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Not exactly what you want to see coming into land at a Russian airport.
28088 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Elizabeth Warren Calls Out Walmart, Amazon And McDonald’s Over Sick Leave — The senator wants companies to do the right thing and make sick leave easily accessible during the coronavirus emergency.
28085 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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I’ve come to protect you, M’lady! This guys profile is a goldmine.
28084 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Made a snowman and gave it an anatomical body like a marble statue.
28082 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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WCGW if I send unsolicited dickpics on a public account?
28076 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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TIFU by showing ass to a stranger on Omegle's unmoderated section
28063 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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The best way to avoid accidentally sending an email prematurely. The intended address should be the last thing you type.
28055 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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I just ate rich people pasta for the first time
28049 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Megathread: Tom Steyer ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid
28045 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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🔥 Fox taking a nap in a flowerpot 🔥
28040 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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This is how three-stairs are made
28032 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Horrible feeling
28022 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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I work at a rental company and the police brought this back...
28007 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Old man went grab some coffee instead of staying in quarantine
27993 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Girlfriends grad cancelled due to the virus so she’s picking up her degree from the student desk
27991 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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You are defeating your own purpose
27980 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Effects of Closing Schools During the 1918-1919 Influenza Pandemic: proactive closings had far better mortality rates than reactive closings
27979 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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🧐
27977 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Zinedine Zidane straight red card against Italy 110' (Great header)
27965 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Yesssss :)
27965 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Yea uh I found this in my world
27962 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Fixing your hair while driving
27958 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Walmart enacts emergency leave policy for 1.2 million hourly workers allows 2wks paid time off for infection or quarantine.
27956 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Visualization of coronavirus growth through March, with the U.S. jumping ahead at the end
27945 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Coronavirus Will Change the World Permanently. Here’s How. - A crisis on this scale can reorder society in dramatic ways, for better or worse. Here are 34 big thinkers’ predictions for what’s to come.
27945 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Coronavirus and mild winter helps Germany to reach 2020 climate target
27941 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Well that was way cooler than expected.
27933 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020