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  1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons producer Hisashi Nogami and director Aya Kyogoku hope the game can be ‘an escape’ in such difficult times

    28799 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  2. Yesterday, we lost Clooney, our 16 year old blind/deaf pug. Today, we found him eating french fries out of the trash...the little shithead. This asshole's gonna live forever.

    28789 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  3. DoG iMpRisOneD For ExCerCisInG FrEeDom oF SpEeCh

    28775 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  4. NASA wants you to take pictures of SpaceX's Starlink satellites with your smartphone, which will help them "document the degradation of our night sky."

    28772 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  5. IT'S HAPPENING! KEEP GETTING OUT TO VOTE! DON'T GET COMPLACENT! NOTHING CAN STOP THE BERN!!! VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    28762 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  6. Huge warthog getting "spa treatment" from a troop of mongooses in win-win symbiotic relationship called mutualism. Warthogs living in Uganda have learned to rid themselves of annoying ticks by seeking out the grooming services of some accommodating neighbors: a group of mongooses looking for snacks.

    28761 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  7. You’ve been given a ray gun that multiplies the size of its target by 100. What do you shoot to cause the most chaos and confusion?

    28760 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  8. What's your "Fuck this, I quit!" story?

    28758 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  9. TIL After Czech gymnast Věra Čáslavská lost her training facility due to the Soviet-led invasion of Czechoslovakia, she trained for the 1968 Olympics in the forest using potato sacks as weights and logs as beams. She medaled in all six events, four of them Gold.

    28752 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  10. #WarrenEndorseBernie Trends on Twitter as Centrist Democrats Rally Around Biden

    28745 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  11. This made me happy.

    28739 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  12. I tried making building instructions for a ship I made

    28735 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  13. That’s some horror movie shit.

    28731 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  14. This is FULL COMPASS UNITY

    28729 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  15. Germans of Reddit, how was Adolf Hitler taught in your school?

    28720 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  16. This is the the oldest practicing surgeon, the late Alla Levushkina. She performed over 10,000 surgeries. Before she passed away this year at the age of 92.

    28705 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  17. Like mother, like baby

    28692 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  18. This wall says it all

    28685 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  19. I will not vote for a rapist.

    28682 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  20. You die, everything goes black, then you hear a voice, "So, you're back. What did you learn this time?"

    28654 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  21. You ain’t gone look at other women

    28607 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  22. The new 2020 quarters have bats on them

    28596 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  23. Starship Troopers is the best movie ever. It has EVERYTHING.

    28595 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  24. Matt Reeves Confirms Production on 'The Batman' Has Shut Down Indefinitely

    28577 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  25. Rainy days in Yosemite NP [3294x4730] [oc]

    28577 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  26. 80% of Covid-19 Patients in ICU are overweight (Netherlands)

    28572 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  27. Extroverts have been telling us for years to 'get outside our comfort zone' and leave the house. This may be the first time they're told to go outside their comfort zone and stay in.

    28548 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  28. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    28544 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  29. Sanders Not Planning to Quit Race After Tuesday’s Votes, Aides Say

    28531 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  30. Woman paralyzed while working on set of Batwoman in Vancouver

    28521 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  31. Wash your hands, folks

    28505 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  32. Fuck off mike bloomberg

    28496 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  33. The U.S. Pres. tests negative, White House says

    28486 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  34. He was calling the Coronavirus a Democratic hoax two weeks ago...

    28482 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  35. Larz, a social media influencer, tests coronavirus-positive days after licking toilet as prank.

    28476 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  36. Great job

    28466 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  37. This crochet rainbow barf cat scarf (by Amanda Julien)

    28463 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  38. Why go to the store for anything when you have CONCRETE

    28446 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  39. Michael Moore defends Sanders: ‘If we vote on fear, we will lose to Donald Trump’

    28445 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  40. R Kelly calculator

    28436 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  41. We’ve all been there before

    28421 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  42. Here’s some video of my Fallout Power Armour. It’s not the best, as I can’t film anywhere other than my garden, because of lockdown.

    28412 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  43. Oh no

    28392 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  44. George Takei leads campaign to get Trump reported on Twitter for ‘stoking racism’ over coronavirus

    28388 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  45. Matt Gaetz Wore Gas Mask To Mock Coronavirus Concerns. One Of His Constituents Just Died From It. | The Republican congressman made light of the virus days before a person in his Florida district died of the illness.

    28382 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  46. Bernie Sanders takes socialist message to Fox News on eve of crucial election: ‘Donald, you're probably watching. How are you?’

    28377 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  47. Obama tells Biden he won't endorse anybody yet

    28374 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  48. We all need a little confidence boost

    28374 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  49. The console war is over!

    28370 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  50. Achievement Unlocked

    28360 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  51. 'The Office' Planned to Break Up Jim and Pam in the Final Season

    28348 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  52. Meanwhile in self quarantine

    28343 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  53. Just remember the quote, “ If I get Corona, I get Corona. It’s not gonna stop me from partying.”

    28299 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  54. getting sick in a movie starterpack

    28298 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  55. German Chancellor Angela Merkel in quarantine after doctor who gave her a vaccine tests positive for coronavirus

    28278 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  56. We're fucked

    28275 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  57. When a repost hits the front page

    28266 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  58. To those who are stockpiling over the Coronavirus, fuck you.

    28258 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  59. Van Gogh inspired cake

    28254 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  60. In 2017, Obama officials briefed Trump's team on dealing with a pandemic like the coronavirus. One Cabinet member reportedly fell asleep, and others didn't want to be there.

    28248 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  61. [IMAGE] Our best days are likely ahead of us

    28233 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  62. After two years of failing to make a real baby, last month we got these two fur babies. Tonight I found out I’m pregnant!

    28211 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  63. Blursed_SnapChat

    28184 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  64. Damn right

    28182 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  65. I’m just going take a quick sip

    28181 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  66. This belong here I think too

    28170 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  67. Hodor

    28147 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  68. I'm gonna sing the doom song now

    28145 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  69. NYC ER doctor: The lack of US testing is a "National Scandal"

    28133 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  70. New study finds receptivity to bullshit, meaning people’s willingness to endorse meaningless statements as meaningful, predicts the use of essential oils

    28133 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  71. There was a time not so long ago when we had to physically mail our funny videos to a television show and hope they choose to share it with viewers

    28120 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  72. Building with beer bottles!

    28112 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  73. truck

    28102 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  74. Not exactly what you want to see coming into land at a Russian airport.

    28088 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  75. Elizabeth Warren Calls Out Walmart, Amazon And McDonald’s Over Sick Leave — The senator wants companies to do the right thing and make sick leave easily accessible during the coronavirus emergency.

    28085 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  76. I’ve come to protect you, M’lady! This guys profile is a goldmine.

    28084 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  77. Made a snowman and gave it an anatomical body like a marble statue.

    28082 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  78. WCGW if I send unsolicited dickpics on a public account?

    28076 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  79. TIFU by showing ass to a stranger on Omegle's unmoderated section

    28063 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  80. The best way to avoid accidentally sending an email prematurely. The intended address should be the last thing you type.

    28055 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  81. I just ate rich people pasta for the first time

    28049 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  82. Megathread: Tom Steyer ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid

    28045 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  83. 🔥 Fox taking a nap in a flowerpot 🔥

    28040 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  84. This is how three-stairs are made

    28032 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  85. Horrible feeling

    28022 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  86. I work at a rental company and the police brought this back...

    28007 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  87. Old man went grab some coffee instead of staying in quarantine

    27993 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  88. Girlfriends grad cancelled due to the virus so she’s picking up her degree from the student desk

    27991 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  89. You are defeating your own purpose

    27980 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  90. Effects of Closing Schools During the 1918-1919 Influenza Pandemic: proactive closings had far better mortality rates than reactive closings

    27979 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  91. 🧐

    27977 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  92. Zinedine Zidane straight red card against Italy 110' (Great header)

    27965 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  93. Yesssss :)

    27965 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  94. Yea uh I found this in my world

    27962 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  95. Fixing your hair while driving

    27958 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  96. Walmart enacts emergency leave policy for 1.2 million hourly workers allows 2wks paid time off for infection or quarantine.

    27956 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  97. Visualization of coronavirus growth through March, with the U.S. jumping ahead at the end

    27945 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  98. Coronavirus Will Change the World Permanently. Here’s How. - A crisis on this scale can reorder society in dramatic ways, for better or worse. Here are 34 big thinkers’ predictions for what’s to come.

    27945 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  99. Coronavirus and mild winter helps Germany to reach 2020 climate target

    27941 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  100. Well that was way cooler than expected.

    27933 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020