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  1. Arrest warrant issued for Tampa megachurch pastor for 'violating public health' orders with packed Sunday service

    78386 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  2. Australia right now

    78304 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  3. Being part of a major historical event sucks.

    78300 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  4. Just.... don't

    78216 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  5. I have three rolls left at home, I hope everyone is enjoying their 50+ rolls...

    78213 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  6. Severed a nerve in my index finger... Half my finger can no longer prune.

    78153 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  7. To make fun of a PC

    78132 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  8. slappity slap

    78038 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  9. My dog Ghost is veryyyy suspicious why I'm home on a work day.

    77951 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  10. Caught off guard with my Father. He was genuinely asking how l built my pc and why I’m into gaming lol

    77825 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  11. Prepare your boats!

    77665 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  12. No fucking bailouts. If you didn't learn your lesson in 2008, too bad.

    77637 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  13. Saturday Night on 42nd Street, NYC. Had to wait a few to catch someone crossing the street

    77628 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  14. $12,000 worth of cancer pills

    77587 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  15. Skyrim Oil Painting

    77583 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  16. Woman who purposefully coughed on $35K worth of grocery store food charged with four felonies

    77492 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  17. For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines.

    77386 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  18. Great split second reaction

    77355 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  19. Medical company threatens to sue volunteers that 3D-printed valves for life-saving coronavirus treatments - The valve typically costs about $11,000 — the volunteers made them for about $1

    77263 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  20. Pizza shop owner being a Pizza Bro

    77242 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  21. Mr. Grumpy

    77171 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  22. If a box does not quite fit, you may be able to reconstruct it.

    77101 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  23. It is time, Warren

    77001 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  24. What a good tv series that can pass the time in, let’s say.... 14 days?

    76899 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  25. TIL "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis is the only song to hit #1 in the US in the 21st century without the support of a major record label.

    76774 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  26. UK Government to pay 80% of wages for employees not working

    76765 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  27. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says the country must move toward vote by mail, setting up a fight with Trump

    76710 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  28. D E L E T E

    76691 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  29. Coke and Pepsi Are Getting Sued for Lying About Recycling: “At this rate, plastic is set to outweigh fish in the ocean by 2050,” the complaint reads.

    76687 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  30. Found this fox chilling in the backyard lol

    76681 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  31. Not using the heater during quarantine to save $$. Thought the cat was missing 🙃

    76625 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  32. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called for Sen. Richard Burr's resignation after he reportedly sold off $1.7 million in stocks after reassuring the public of US preparedness during the coronavirus outbreak

    76612 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  33. Bingo

    76594 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  34. WCGW if I bite into a cattail?

    76580 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  35. TIL that a gang of mobsters in NYC started a pizzeria called Ray's in the 1960s as a front for their drug dealing. Eventually Ray's pizza became almost as profitable as their drug dealing.

    76531 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  36. What could go wrong when you hoard

    76374 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  37. Coating yourself in hydrophobic aerogel dust before going for a swim

    76246 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  38. The interpreter for the Georgia Coronavirus task force is the same interpreter who absolutely crushed it at ATL Pride this past October.

    76102 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  39. Friend showed me a picture of her parents in the 80's...and it is truly PURE 80's.

    76065 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  40. Just a thought

    76038 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  41. True colors come out in a crisis! #Kardashiansareoverparty

    75966 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  42. Totally normal. Totally cool. 👌

    75843 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  43. News outlet in Canada is taping their microphones to hockey sticks to maintain social distance.

    75815 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  44. Lebron gets assaulted on live TV.

    75790 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  45. A storm literally picked up and moved this road

    75782 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  46. Wealth creation

    75774 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  47. TIL In 1971 Fleetwood Mac had to cancel a sold out show booked at the Whiskey A Go Go when their guitarist Jeremy Spencer simply vanished into thin air. He was eventually found having cut off all his hair, dressed in shabby clothes, and joined a cult called The Children of God.

    75756 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  48. TIL: In 1666, the plague-infested village of Eyam quarantined itself inside a marked circle for 14 months. Neighboring communities left food at the edge of the circle in exchange for disinfected coins. 80% of the people died, but no one crossed the circle.

    75692 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  49. TIL a Canadian man getting a rectal exam by his doctor at a hospital was observed by people he assumed were medical practitioners/med students. He sued the hospital and observers after learning the observers were two actors who play doctors on TV doing research for the TV series "Saving Hope."

    75670 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  50. Bindi Irwin, the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin’s daughter, was married today.

    75599 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  51. People who lost their job due to this crisis what is your story?

    75478 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  52. It's the thought that counts, right?

    75421 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  53. Trump says he's directed Pence not to call governors who aren't 'grateful' for federal aid

    75392 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  54. One of the best responses to a "CoRoNa WoNt kIlL mE So WhY sHoUlD i CaRe??" comment Ive seen yet.

    75389 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  55. Toilet Paper Scalper Selling Rolls For $60 Each Gets Reported, Arrested

    75340 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  56. How do you think the world would react if a major political leader, (like Trump, the Queen, or Kim Jong-un,) died of Covid-19?

    75307 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  57. My friend is a chef and a wedding got canceled today due to covid-19. Staff got to take these bad boys home.

    75176 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  58. It doesn’t matter which side

    75136 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  59. Murderer accused the judge of being in the KKK, his attorney dies.

    75126 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  60. Apparently bear cubs sound like a flooded engine when they purr

    75079 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  61. Man In Morristown, NJ Thanks ER Nurses For Saving His Wife's Life.

    75031 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  62. Good analogy

    75030 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  63. The person standing behind France’s Secretary of State for the Economy.

    75027 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  64. Hong Kong protesters how is it going on the front lines?

    74938 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  65. Richard Burr sued for dumping stocks ahead of coronavirus panic

    74890 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  66. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Co-Sponsor House Bill Banning Members Of Congress From Trading Stocks

    74807 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  67. Bill Gates says the US missed its chance to avoid coronavirus shutdown and businesses should stay closed

    74799 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  68. Thinking smart

    74792 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  69. Just put the sound on & thank me later

    74715 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  70. My dog is really, really ridiculously good looking.

    74663 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  71. In 1974,the Egyptian authorities issued a passport to Ramesses II so that the mummy could be transported to France for examination and restoration.

    74643 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  72. Tried to bake a cake for my birthday...

    74553 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  73. Lots of strange things happening in the world lately. Adopted this rescue kitty today to help make both our lives better.

    74528 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  74. Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

    74501 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  75. WHO accused of 'carrying China's water' after official refuses to acknowledge Taiwan during bizarre interview

    74490 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  76. The world's fastest supercomputer identified 77 chemicals that could stop coronavirus from spreading, a crucial step toward a vaccine.

    74489 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  77. [OC] COVID-19 spread from January 23 through March 14th. (Multiple people independently told me to post this here)

    74483 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  78. Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

    74467 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  79. Bad Day Friend

    74463 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  80. There's always one.

    74463 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  81. Sanders raises over $2 million for coronavirus relief effort

    74405 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  82. [RDTM] Toilet paper you need for 14 days in quarantine

    74389 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  83. A Conservative arguing for workers rights to paid sick leave...

    74381 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  84. Kenya’s only white female giraffe, calf killed by poachers

    74368 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  85. How Sicilians deal with the quarantine

    74324 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  86. should've stayed at home (repost)

    74188 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  87. My niece has a snorlax onesie. This is her sleeping in the car

    74176 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  88. Cop Plants Crack On An Innocent Man, Gets Angry When He Realizes Its On Camera

    74174 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  89. Kids in my school are so jealous

    74154 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  90. Mr. and Mrs. Incredible named their second child "Dash" before they knew what power he had.

    74112 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  91. Hours before Bernie’s most important career debate, we find ourselves in a global pandemic threatening the lives of millions around the world. As a Canadian citizen, as an Indigenous person, as a medical doctor, as an ally of the world, I want you to know I am here to support: “Bernie’s finest hour”

    74107 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  92. Getting advice from Karen?

    74100 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  93. Alex Jones must pay legal fees for ’frivolous’ Sandy Hook appeal

    74095 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  94. We were getting our kitchen redone when the Corona Virus happened. We currently are living through this with a toaster oven and a sink

    74063 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  95. Church pastor who repeatedly raped children after "holy baths" has been jailed for 34 years

    73999 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  96. My friend got shorted by a pretty major influencer

    73926 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  97. Mulan (1998) only has musical numbers for the first half, until the characters find the destroyed village. From there on songs were avoided because the tone was meant to be darker.

    73912 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  98. My dog, Tara is getting put down tomorrow. Here's one last smile from her to all you guys.

    73835 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  99. TIL that the depictions of the mafia in The Sopranos were so accurate, that real members thought that they were being spied on. These conversations were overheard, when the FBI were indeed spying on them.

    73761 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  100. I know your game

    73738 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020