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  1. Oh shit...run

    94507 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  2. TIL 22-yr-old Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes." Drivers gave him cash, coffee and joints for filling in potholes.

    94492 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  3. Illusion is frightening

    94389 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  4. Lost my wallet 3 days ago, finally ordered new cards and then...

    94256 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  5. Sweatpants only

    93893 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  6. TIL Research shows that starting school at 10am instead of 8:30am halves student illness and improves academic performance.

    93559 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  7. Sal Khan of non-profit Khan Academy makes request for donations as their servers are at 250% normal load

    93486 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  8. Better safe than sorry

    93427 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  9. A lady showing what it's like to live in a place with the Northern Lights in your backyard

    93382 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  10. So there is this scientist...

    93073 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  11. Why is it "price gouging" when people resell sanitizer for an extra 10% but perfectly fine for pharmaceutical companies to mark life saving medicine 1000%?

    93037 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  12. I think I'm dead

    92976 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  13. From house representative to thug in seconds with just a wardrobe change

    92874 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  14. Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week

    92864 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  15. i can do this

    92679 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  16. This calms me down

    92663 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  17. If instead of rebooting movies, retelling them from a different point of view became popular, which movie would you like retold?

    92612 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  18. Italy froze all mortgage payments

    92578 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  19. The perfect casting doesn't ex...

    92466 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  20. The Generic brands are a staple in Canada

    92453 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  21. Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul tests positive for coronavirus

    92282 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  22. Taiwan says WHO not sharing coronavirus information it provides, pressing complaints

    92227 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  23. Germany confirms that Trump tried to buy firm working on coronavirus vaccine

    92142 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  24. This church has the right idea

    92128 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  25. Governor just ordered all “non life sustaining” businesses to close, including construction and contractors. This is the current state of my only bathroom...

    92033 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  26. All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, there’s something wrong.

    92027 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  27. How them apples

    92019 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  28. [OC] To show just how insane this week's unemployment numbers are, I animated initial unemployment insurance claims from 1967 until now. These numbers are just astonishing.

    91669 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  29. The U.S. has the world's highest coronavirus death rate at more than 5% - a number that reflects the country's lack of testing

    91548 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  30. Chuck Schumer made sure businesses controlled by Trump, his family, and top US officials couldn't get money from the government's $2 trillion coronavirus bailout fund

    91539 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  31. TIL Dogs get sprayed by Skunks so often because Skunks lift their tails as a warning, Dogs see this as "Come smell my butt" which is the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE from what the Skunk is trying to send.

    91493 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  32. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson share an update from quarantine to let everyone know they’re doing okay

    91418 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  33. Placing hand sanitizers in elevators would probably increase there usage simply because people have nothing else to do.

    91145 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  34. They. Sold. Their. Stock. They could have made a difference, but they made a profit.

    91116 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  35. Checkmate

    90935 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  36. Spotted in Manchester, UK

    90863 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  37. Whole Foods and the Pelicans need to step up

    90638 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  38. Finally finished this charcoal drawing, and wanted to share it with you guys. A month and a half, 120 hours, and I'm unreasonably happy with it.

    90622 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  39. New York™

    90590 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  40. Dad win.

    90557 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  41. You can tell when my old boy saw me

    90529 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  42. Captain America's stunt double doing the signature backflip

    90492 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  43. Joe Biden getting angry today

    90486 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  44. Volvo driver mistook one for another

    90436 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  45. How bananas are transported through a plantation

    90012 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  46. Let's take a moment and thank all those looking for a cure

    89928 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  47. Opinion: If you’re ‘essential’ enough to work through a pandemic, you’re essential enough to be paid a living wage

    89901 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  48. Dutch 'Boy Genius' who has been cleaning up Pacific Garbage Patch is now clearing the world’s rivers responsible for depositing most of the ocean trash. His latest creation, The Interceptor, is a solar-powered barge which can collect up to 55 tons of garbage daily.

    89829 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  49. Beyonce is an overrated narcissist who is a mediocre singer at best.

    89738 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  50. Gonna come back to a world in shambles

    89579 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  51. She just had her soul vaccumed from her body

    89559 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  52. A house in my hometown is making good use of their quarantine time

    89506 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  53. Different societies prioritize different things. The tea aisle in a London supermarket.

    89398 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  54. They had one job..!

    89317 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  55. Italian priest who gave respirator to younger patient dies of disease - A 72-year-old priest who gave his respirator to a younger Covid-19 patient he did not know has died from coronavirus.

    89180 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  56. Don't forget about us truckers making sure y'all get to stay home.

    89125 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  57. So.. I paid for a professional photoshoot of my cat, no regrets

    89007 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  58. Invest in Bernie force choking Joe

    88976 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  59. Jessica Mann smiles as she leaves court after Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 23 years in prison

    88900 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  60. U.S. government allegedly attempts to secure COVID-19 vaccine exclusively and "only for the U.S." by offering large sums of money to a company in Germany that develops it

    88885 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  61. After a local school district closed, they parked their WiFi equipped school buses in areas where students lack internet, acting as free hotspots

    88863 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  62. A text from our landlords this morning

    88654 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  63. A NY Doctor leaks footage from inside the front line of the COVID-19 fight. A hospital overwhelmed, a dire lack of ventilators, and angry staff. "Unless People die we will be back to begging for more ventilators i a day or two." and laments "We’re supposed to be a first-world country"

    88575 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  64. America

    88535 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  65. See, even the goose is sensible.

    88470 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  66. 10 Years Of Progress In The Boston Dynamics Robotics

    88362 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  67. «How to Deal with Bullies»

    88264 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  68. Marshmallow queen, living her best life at 19 years old.

    88012 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  69. My mom works at Amazon and she sent me a photo of one of the trucks she loaded.

    88000 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  70. This person is buying three pallets of disinfectant wipes. Don’t be this person. Fuck this person.

    87726 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  71. Those Mario graphics were great though

    87673 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  72. He heard his parents having sex

    87634 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  73. Mark Cuban says bailed out companies should never be allowed to buy back their stocks ever again

    87578 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  74. Campaign to 'thank' Xi Jinping flatly rejected by Wuhan citizens

    87522 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  75. Went into my attic looking for a water leak coming into my living room and it appears that I'm also in quarantine with this whatever monstrosity left this behind. Its soft to the touch so I'm assuming it's still around.

    87473 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  76. Woman who coughed on $35K worth of grocery store food charged with four felonies

    87450 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  77. Even if COVID-19 is unavoidable, delaying infections can flatten the peak number of illnesses to within hospital capacity and significantly reduce deaths.

    87400 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  78. How to easily explain the importance of washing hands with soap to small children: You only need water, ground black pepper and soap (by Valokuvaaja Ari Mäkiö)

    87398 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  79. Irresponsible

    87328 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  80. Getting sick of all these emails

    87315 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  81. Whoops.

    87241 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  82. Dr. Fauci Reacts to Trump

    86912 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  83. One benefit of a global pandemic

    86869 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  84. Comcast exposed... again

    86834 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  85. Confirmed Coronavirus Cases Are Growing Faster In The United States Than Any Other Country In The World

    86709 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  86. Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam

    86664 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  87. My sister is a Ballet teacher and with the remote schooling due to Coronavirus she now has to record her lessons. A certain somebody is adapting to this very enthusiastically!

    86495 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  88. Donald Trump Called To Resign After Sleeping During Coronavirus Meeting: COVID19 Response A Failure

    86494 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  89. TIL of patient AB - "the first and only instance in which hallucinatory voices sought to reassure the patient, offered her a specific diagnosis, directed her to the hospital, expressed pleasure that she was well again, bid her farewell, and thereafter disappeared."

    86470 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  90. If she wasn’t wearing a bra, it would be game over

    86408 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  91. Prison whistleblower who exposed unsafe conditions in Arizona facility found dead

    86386 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  92. Video emerges showing Trump talking about cutting pandemic team in 2018, despite saying last week 'I didn't know about it'

    86351 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  93. Australian supermarket Woolworths will open its doors exclusively to the elderly and people with disabilities for a dedicated shopping hour, after panic buying due to the coronavirus

    86250 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  94. That whole, people are 1 or 2 pay checks away from bankruptcy thing is about to be put to the test.

    86148 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  95. My neighbour Joe returning home from hospital, now part of the COVID-19 'recovered' stats!

    86109 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  96. Washington state radio station won't air Trump briefings because of 'false or misleading information'

    86021 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  97. How to stop a virus from spreading

    85975 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  98. Nitrogen ice cream

    85965 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  99. This handsome boy alerted me to an intruder at 4am this morning. None of my other FOUR dogs even woke up, but Ares kept growling when I told him to be quiet because I assumed it was nothing, and didn't stop until I got up to look.

    85938 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  100. Jaden Smith is a bro

    85692 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020