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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. LPT: Employers can't make you stand around after you've punched out.

    25378 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  2. It’s true tho

    25350 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  3. Can you put this money in my bag

    25344 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  4. My friend and I wrote a song about the man that was the all the areas hoarding medical supplies and price gouging them on Amazon. It's called Family Businessman. Enjoy!

    25335 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  5. White House Doctor Claims Trump Tested Negative for COVID-19 But We Have No Reason to Believe Him

    25335 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  6. A wholesome post i saw on fb community... is this is not love i don't know what is

    25328 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  7. Great deal.

    25300 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  8. Party snail

    25282 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  9. Wiggly little penguin

    25253 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  10. % Change in population by county between 2010 and 2019 [OC]

    25240 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  11. [Homemade] Donuts (filled with guava, vanilla custard, and chocolate ganache)

    25235 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  12. This will be in the history books.

    25235 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  13. Just poppin a squat

    25231 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  14. TIFU I had the most embarrassing booty call ever.

    25225 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  15. An endangered mammal returns in light of the virus

    25223 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  16. Thief gets scared by own reflection

    25220 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  17. How globes were made in 1955

    25214 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  18. News articles on stock market tanking starter pack

    25210 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  19. The Proudest mum!

    25182 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  20. Shamelessly stolen from r/funny

    25171 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  21. Lines and lines of kids trying to borrow one so they can do work from Home and this Fookin’ asshole does this

    25170 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  22. AA batteries for the win! Cheaper rechargeables and future proof.

    25169 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  23. The sign says "Please help. I need money for food and hotel room"

    25162 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  24. ty for the reminder

    25161 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  25. If keyboards came with braille marks by default, most of us would have a basic knowledge of that writing system (and it would make it easier to make other things like food menus available in braille too)

    25155 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  26. The team's reaction

    25145 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  27. Fuck around and find out

    25143 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  28. Astronaut Al Worden, who circled the moon and once earned record for 'most isolated human being,' has died

    25142 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  29. ThrowRA - My (36M) wife (34F) visits her father once a month for a week. Her siblings (27F/31M) say she's never shown up once. Where is she going?

    25133 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  30. The first woman is Christian

    25124 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  31. The beautiful blue color in this glacier.

    25123 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  32. Ugh, mice these days

    25122 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  33. Whoever you are... fuck you

    25106 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  34. Some extra space

    25100 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  35. 🔥 Lovatnet, Norway

    25098 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  36. Too real man. Way too real...

    25093 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  37. When you're made to do the Lion King impression too many yimes

    25055 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  38. Every time I pressure wash I get a tan line...

    25053 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  39. 'Don't do what we did - people are needlessly dying': Italian journalist urges UK and US to lockdown now amid coronavirus pandemic

    25051 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  40. OFFICIAL: Serie A has been suspended. #SerieA #Coronavirus

    25049 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  41. Dick's Out!

    25049 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  42. This perfectly spun web with spider waiting for visitors.

    25048 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  43. Guys just settle down

    25038 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  44. We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it.

    25036 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  45. The Bikini Bottom Horror: Season 2 Finale (Featuring u/rojom)

    25027 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  46. [Bennett] Phoenix Suns plan to simulate suspended NBA games on 2Ꮶ via Twitch

    25026 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  47. We need to quarantine Donald Trump: He's confused, ignorant and afraid. It's obvious Trump is utterly unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic. People are already dying, and it’s on him.

    25024 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  48. Reptilius, controller of simulations.

    25022 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  49. Trying to have a plate of ramen

    25019 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  50. Can we get some justice on this POS?

    25019 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  51. [Image] Jonah Hill on doing things that used to make you insecure.

    25012 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  52. This landlord letting his tenant stay 5 months rent free.

    25005 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  53. Fresh donuts from my grandpa's bakery

    25000 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  54. Drone justice

    24999 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  55. 🐀

    24998 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  56. Big boye is very happy that he survived his grooming

    24993 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  57. wasp....made from a Screw.

    24991 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  58. Amazon fires warehouse worker who led Staten Island strike for more coronavirus protection

    24990 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  59. US government to give citizens emergency financial aid

    24990 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  60. If you needed some good news, 50000 people have now recovered from the virus.

    24987 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  61. Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos asks laid-off workers from BARS and RESTAURANTS to come join the company . Amazon has also raised overtime pay for us workers . Bezos says " Things are gonna get much worse " .

    24977 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  62. Don't forget about Dr Li Wenliang who was arrested in China trying to warn us about Covid-19

    24975 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  63. Amazon to start paying US warehouse workers double time for all overtime hours

    24964 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  64. The moment Hitler decided to roast other people. Germany, 1908

    24954 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  65. What Only Exists In The Mind, Ascendingstorm/Me, Digital Painting, 2015.

    24943 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  66. How to make an amazing sofa fort

    24908 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  67. What do hand sanitizers actually work on? - Popular Science

    24902 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  68. Such evil

    24900 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  69. Capitalism at its finest

    24896 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  70. When my cat got spayed, the shaved area grew back chocolate coloured

    24885 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  71. After 2 years of working as an actuarial analyst by day and running my cookie business at night, I am finally going full time Dough by Mo! Here’s a neat video :-)

    24873 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  72. The internet feels like a big sleepover recently

    24864 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  73. Found in a Portland bathroom

    24861 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  74. Luigiana purchase

    24852 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  75. TIL that you could turn the PS2’s logo

    24848 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  76. Winner of the worst tasting cereal contest

    24845 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  77. She had a long day of backpacking

    24837 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  78. If lying about having a vasectomy or using a condom is rape, then lying about being on birth control is rape

    24827 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  79. Manchester United [2]-0 Manchester City - McTominay 90+7'

    24824 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  80. Blursed Hug

    24823 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  81. Watching JAWS (1975) tonight with my son and saw a shooting star in the background when Chief Brody was loading his gun. Steven Spielberg said this was completely a coincidence and not an optical effect.

    24810 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  82. Take that depression

    24810 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  83. 🔥 An Arctic Fox in the process of changing from its winter coat to its summer one 🔥

    24807 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  84. (NSFW) Heterosexual men who don’t eat pussy, why not?

    24801 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  85. Coronavirus stock crash wipes out 80% of Trump's market gains since 2016 election

    24799 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  86. Nothing like risking getting Corona for $8.70 am hour.

    24795 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  87. I take Viagra for my sun burn...

    24789 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  88. Dude patronizingly says people could afford to buy houses if they just “skip their daily lattes.” Loses his job due to coronavirus and is sobbing because he can’t pay his rent. Just skip your daily latte, bro.

    24786 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  89. Megathread: Senator Klobuchar Ends Presidential Bid, Will Endorse Biden

    24780 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  90. Hooman, no

    24775 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  91. Thank you for your service

    24765 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  92. My friend Josh said “you should post your Chile photos to Earthporn” so here’s one of my favorites. Looking out from within Perito Moreno Glacier (3000x2000) OC by Angelina Castillo

    24748 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  93. Moonwalking in Paris...

    24746 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  94. Dublin cancels St Patrick's Day parade

    24745 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  95. Megathread: President Donald Trump Declares National Emergency Over Coronavirus Outbreak

    24745 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  96. Better knock on his wood

    24740 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  97. Hilarious

    24713 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  98. A cruise ship with 42 people experiencing flu-like symptoms is headed to Florida

    24710 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  99. 🔥 Jozef Morgos has photographed the same cherry tree in Zabokreky, Slovakia, throughout the whole year

    24706 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  100. Every time I go to shower I cut my skin like this and then eat it. Is this suffer worthy? Or just a weird habit?

    24695 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020