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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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LPT: Employers can't make you stand around after you've punched out.
25378 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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It’s true tho
25350 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Can you put this money in my bag
25344 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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My friend and I wrote a song about the man that was the all the areas hoarding medical supplies and price gouging them on Amazon. It's called Family Businessman. Enjoy!
25335 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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White House Doctor Claims Trump Tested Negative for COVID-19 But We Have No Reason to Believe Him
25335 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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A wholesome post i saw on fb community... is this is not love i don't know what is
25328 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Great deal.
25300 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Party snail
25282 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Wiggly little penguin
25253 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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% Change in population by county between 2010 and 2019 [OC]
25240 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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[Homemade] Donuts (filled with guava, vanilla custard, and chocolate ganache)
25235 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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This will be in the history books.
25235 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Just poppin a squat
25231 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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TIFU I had the most embarrassing booty call ever.
25225 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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An endangered mammal returns in light of the virus
25223 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Thief gets scared by own reflection
25220 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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How globes were made in 1955
25214 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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News articles on stock market tanking starter pack
25210 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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The Proudest mum!
25182 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Shamelessly stolen from r/funny
25171 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Lines and lines of kids trying to borrow one so they can do work from Home and this Fookin’ asshole does this
25170 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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AA batteries for the win! Cheaper rechargeables and future proof.
25169 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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The sign says "Please help. I need money for food and hotel room"
25162 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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ty for the reminder
25161 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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If keyboards came with braille marks by default, most of us would have a basic knowledge of that writing system (and it would make it easier to make other things like food menus available in braille too)
25155 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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The team's reaction
25145 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Fuck around and find out
25143 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Astronaut Al Worden, who circled the moon and once earned record for 'most isolated human being,' has died
25142 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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ThrowRA - My (36M) wife (34F) visits her father once a month for a week. Her siblings (27F/31M) say she's never shown up once. Where is she going?
25133 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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The first woman is Christian
25124 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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The beautiful blue color in this glacier.
25123 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Ugh, mice these days
25122 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Whoever you are... fuck you
25106 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Some extra space
25100 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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🔥 Lovatnet, Norway
25098 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Too real man. Way too real...
25093 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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When you're made to do the Lion King impression too many yimes
25055 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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Every time I pressure wash I get a tan line...
25053 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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'Don't do what we did - people are needlessly dying': Italian journalist urges UK and US to lockdown now amid coronavirus pandemic
25051 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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OFFICIAL: Serie A has been suspended. #SerieA #Coronavirus
25049 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Dick's Out!
25049 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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This perfectly spun web with spider waiting for visitors.
25048 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Guys just settle down
25038 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it.
25036 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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The Bikini Bottom Horror: Season 2 Finale (Featuring u/rojom)
25027 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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[Bennett] Phoenix Suns plan to simulate suspended NBA games on 2Ꮶ via Twitch
25026 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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We need to quarantine Donald Trump: He's confused, ignorant and afraid. It's obvious Trump is utterly unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic. People are already dying, and it’s on him.
25024 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Reptilius, controller of simulations.
25022 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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Trying to have a plate of ramen
25019 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Can we get some justice on this POS?
25019 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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[Image] Jonah Hill on doing things that used to make you insecure.
25012 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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This landlord letting his tenant stay 5 months rent free.
25005 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Fresh donuts from my grandpa's bakery
25000 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Drone justice
24999 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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🐀
24998 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Big boye is very happy that he survived his grooming
24993 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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wasp....made from a Screw.
24991 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Amazon fires warehouse worker who led Staten Island strike for more coronavirus protection
24990 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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US government to give citizens emergency financial aid
24990 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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If you needed some good news, 50000 people have now recovered from the virus.
24987 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos asks laid-off workers from BARS and RESTAURANTS to come join the company . Amazon has also raised overtime pay for us workers . Bezos says " Things are gonna get much worse " .
24977 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Don't forget about Dr Li Wenliang who was arrested in China trying to warn us about Covid-19
24975 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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Amazon to start paying US warehouse workers double time for all overtime hours
24964 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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The moment Hitler decided to roast other people. Germany, 1908
24954 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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What Only Exists In The Mind, Ascendingstorm/Me, Digital Painting, 2015.
24943 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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How to make an amazing sofa fort
24908 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
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What do hand sanitizers actually work on? - Popular Science
24902 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Such evil
24900 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Capitalism at its finest
24896 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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When my cat got spayed, the shaved area grew back chocolate coloured
24885 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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After 2 years of working as an actuarial analyst by day and running my cookie business at night, I am finally going full time Dough by Mo! Here’s a neat video :-)
24873 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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The internet feels like a big sleepover recently
24864 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Found in a Portland bathroom
24861 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Luigiana purchase
24852 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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TIL that you could turn the PS2’s logo
24848 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Winner of the worst tasting cereal contest
24845 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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She had a long day of backpacking
24837 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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If lying about having a vasectomy or using a condom is rape, then lying about being on birth control is rape
24827 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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Manchester United [2]-0 Manchester City - McTominay 90+7'
24824 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Blursed Hug
24823 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
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Watching JAWS (1975) tonight with my son and saw a shooting star in the background when Chief Brody was loading his gun. Steven Spielberg said this was completely a coincidence and not an optical effect.
24810 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Take that depression
24810 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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🔥 An Arctic Fox in the process of changing from its winter coat to its summer one 🔥
24807 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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(NSFW) Heterosexual men who don’t eat pussy, why not?
24801 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Coronavirus stock crash wipes out 80% of Trump's market gains since 2016 election
24799 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Nothing like risking getting Corona for $8.70 am hour.
24795 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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I take Viagra for my sun burn...
24789 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Dude patronizingly says people could afford to buy houses if they just “skip their daily lattes.” Loses his job due to coronavirus and is sobbing because he can’t pay his rent. Just skip your daily latte, bro.
24786 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Megathread: Senator Klobuchar Ends Presidential Bid, Will Endorse Biden
24780 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Hooman, no
24775 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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Thank you for your service
24765 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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My friend Josh said “you should post your Chile photos to Earthporn” so here’s one of my favorites. Looking out from within Perito Moreno Glacier (3000x2000) OC by Angelina Castillo
24748 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Moonwalking in Paris...
24746 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Dublin cancels St Patrick's Day parade
24745 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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Megathread: President Donald Trump Declares National Emergency Over Coronavirus Outbreak
24745 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Better knock on his wood
24740 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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Hilarious
24713 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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A cruise ship with 42 people experiencing flu-like symptoms is headed to Florida
24710 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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🔥 Jozef Morgos has photographed the same cherry tree in Zabokreky, Slovakia, throughout the whole year
24706 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Every time I go to shower I cut my skin like this and then eat it. Is this suffer worthy? Or just a weird habit?
24695 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020