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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. How My Kids Brush Their Teeth

    43542 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  2. The way they dance up the stairs

    43526 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  3. u/Thibson34 we salute you

    43520 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  4. Perfect Place to go after the end of the world

    43511 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  5. Joe Biden's older voters are showing up. Bernie Sanders' young voters aren't.

    43482 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  6. Winning!

    43465 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  7. ‘As I was being eaten, I was thinking about my insurance’: Woman who lost face in bear attack on why she’s voting for Bernie Sanders

    43465 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  8. Japan

    43462 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  9. He's a snack!

    43461 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  10. Rocker Babes of the 90’s: Christina Applegate & Tia Carrere

    43448 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  11. Can’t work in this environment

    43443 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  12. If you remove all the context and Western tropes from the Han and Greedo scene in Episode IV, you're left with a scene where a guy shoots someone who's pointing a gun and announcing their intent to murder him. Textbook self-defense. There was never any moral ambiguity to alter.

    43439 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  13. Mecha-Super-Dad

    43438 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  14. When your local bars got your back

    43430 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  15. Senators urge Jeff Bezos to give Amazon warehouse workers sick leave, hazard pay

    43420 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  16. ‘The Office’ Crew Blames NBC for Forcing Steve Carell’s Exit: ‘It Was Absolutely Asinine’

    43407 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  17. Jobless, no health care, running a fever, you turn on the Nintendo Switch.

    43406 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  18. Futurama Fry painting by James lewis

    43401 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  19. A horse helps a man who fell off his wheelchair

    43330 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  20. Pam Triolo, mayor of Lake Worth Beach, FL. She didn’t shut down the beaches in her district, and she has allowed the continued threat of having people’s power shut off in the midst of a pandemic. When she was called out on this, she shut down the meeting she was in.

    43328 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  21. Open the door, Bernie!

    43323 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  22. Bernie Sanders: Coronavirus Impact Makes Need for Medicare for All Clear

    43318 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  23. The "Racism Is Cool Again" Virus Is Spreading Faster Than Coronavirus

    43312 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  24. 'Inside the Actors Studio' Host James Lipton Dead at 93

    43295 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  25. What’s that story you’ve never been able to tell?

    43286 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  26. Didn’t have any human contact on my mail route, but did have puppy contact.

    43278 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  27. People who actually got married on an "if we're both still single when we're 35 we'll get married" deal...what's your story?

    43258 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  28. The only two photos in the world with the four tones of the tiger.

    43249 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  29. Thats pretty accurate

    43242 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  30. Sharing the dinning room table while working from home.

    43230 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  31. This is why we need Bernie.

    43224 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  32. Mother earth bodying us into oblivion

    43217 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  33. I found Mick in my garage three months ago before taking him in. He’s come a long way ☺️

    43212 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  34. Donald Trump Shook Hands with CPAC Chairman Exposed to Attendee Infected with Coronavirus

    43189 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  35. My baby smiled for the first time when I kissed her head while she was sleeping.

    43180 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  36. Japan: Man infected with coronavirus goes to bars ‘to spread’ it

    43162 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  37. In The Pursuit of Happyness (2006), Will Smith walked past the real Chris Gardner, the man he played and the movie was based on.

    43132 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  38. What the actual fuck

    43125 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  39. TIL that during a concert in Ireland, Dave Mustaine (of Megadeth) drunkenly dedicated a song to "the cause" and yelled "give Ireland back to the Irish!". A riot then broke out between the Catholics and Protestants and Megadeath had to travel in a bulletproof bus.

    43103 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  40. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Donate $1 Million to Feeding America and Food Banks Canada

    43103 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  41. New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy issues stay-at-home order for nearly all of state's 9M residents

    43051 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  42. My wife, the superhero

    43036 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  43. LPT: Fix Google Maps before selling your house

    42985 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  44. The Case for a Social Distancing Wage - Paying people to stay home will save lives in the near term, and aid the economic recovery in the long run.

    42958 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  45. Bernie Sanders asks Elizabeth Warren and her supporters for backing

    42942 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  46. Cops accuse kid of shoplifting, he has words for them

    42942 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  47. Coronavirus for President 2020

    42932 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  48. This POS jumped over somebody with dwarfism as a $10 bet

    42923 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  49. I spent 2 months painting all these raindrops and my dad built the window frames for me :)

    42901 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  50. This Is How Much Food You Can Get For The Cost Of A Pack Of Cigarettes In Australia

    42900 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  51. I don’t care if my employees want to surf the internet all day. As long as your work is done and it’s exceptional, who cares what you do.

    42897 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  52. Hats off to Peter Darmos, this is the kindness humanity needs right now!

    42894 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  53. This is why they ask you not to touch!

    42883 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  54. 🔥 The valley of 72 waterfalls, Switzerland

    42864 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  55. Trump bizarrely blames hospitals for mask and ventilator shortages

    42845 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  56. A diver cutting rope off a whale shark

    42801 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  57. The desire to matter and feel significant among Donald Trump supporters is associated with support for hostile and vindictive actions against the president’s political rivals, according to new research published in the journal Political Psychology

    42796 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  58. REPORT: The Average Cable Bill Now Exceeds All Other Household Utility Bills Combined

    42781 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  59. Trudeau: We will be closing our borders to people who are not citizens or permanent residents of Canada

    42760 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  60. Nintendo being wholesome

    42723 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  61. You have 30 minutes to hide a USB drive in your house. Your house will then be raided by police, detectives and some FBI agents all searching for the USB. Where do you hide it so that it won’t be found?

    42696 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  62. In Despicable Me, the entrance to the villain bank is in the middle of three urinals, which makes sense because no sane person would use the middle urinal to avoid being right next to someone while peeing. Plus only a villain would use the middle urinal to create the chaos anyway.

    42681 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  63. Power couple

    42675 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  64. This is what happens when you don’t check your surroundings

    42637 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  65. How are you keeping sane during quarantine?

    42630 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  66. Does... Does this count? I feel like it does

    42627 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  67. Trump tells a nation terrified of coronavirus that none of this is his fault

    42615 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  68. Sonic The Hedgehog Surpasses Detective Pikachu To Become Highest-Grossing Video Game Movie

    42559 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  69. FLAWLESS WASHING

    42546 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  70. The way the snow accumulated

    42542 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  71. And the father of the year goes to

    42535 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  72. Behind the scenes

    42529 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  73. I'd like to give a shout out to the waste management people. You are seen and appreciated. Thank you for continuing to keep one of the most important parts of civilization running in these trying times.

    42514 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  74. Our son's hair was in desperate need of a haircut during quarantine. Husband and I took a wack at it. We had to stop before it got worse.

    42485 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  75. '42 knees in one day': Israeli snipers brag about deliberately crippling Gaza protesters

    42478 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  76. Prescott AZ,s resident idiot has a new message for all y’all!

    42424 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  77. The world is a better place with US being the top global power, compared to one being led by China.

    42411 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  78. My old girl pretends my young man brings her down. These two are great buds

    42392 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  79. TIL There are almost no mosquitoes in Disney World (Florida) even though it is in a swampy territory abundant with bugs. They have a sophisticated mosquito surveillance program to try and eliminate them quickly.

    42384 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  80. An incredible video by Ann Reardon explaining how the 5-minute crafts YouTube channel is involved in one of the largest media propaganda machines in recent history.

    42366 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  81. I do not volunteer as Tribute.

    42359 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  82. Just normal everyday things

    42351 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  83. blursed_toad

    42347 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  84. Every “#1 Dad” mug now changes everyday to show the actual rankings of Dads around the world. Why does YOUR Dad deserve the #1 spot?

    42334 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  85. Ah yes, a language is gendered

    42326 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  86. Don’t be that person, Stay home

    42324 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  87. A man ahead of his time.

    42297 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  88. Wholesome kitten

    42273 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  89. Another toilet paper panic buyer

    42268 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  90. What to say to kids instead of “Be Careful!”

    42268 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  91. Colours of American midwest

    42258 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  92. TIL of Mim, an eastern grey kangaroo raised by a family who hand-fed her. After they released her, Mim roamed wild for years; but when wildfires burned near the family's home in Kulnura, Australia, Mim turned up at their door seeking shelter. They let her stay indoors where she lounged on a blanket.

    42251 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  93. Warren Says Trump Admin Is Preventing States From Obtaining Coronavirus Equipment: They’re Doing ’Worse Than Nothing’

    42244 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  94. No handshaking

    42243 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  95. I'll take your entire stock, beer is beer, no matter what the name is :)

    42229 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  96. 8 inch big dicks are severely overrated and guys please don't feel insecure about your size.

    42225 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  97. To be an animal activist

    42214 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  98. Coronavirus: Trump declares national emergency in US over COVID-19

    42207 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  99. The last patient being treated for Ebola in Congo was discharged on Tuesday, the World Health Organization said, bringing the 19-month outbreak to an end. In that period, the virus killed 2,264 people and infected 1,200 more, making it the second-worst Ebola outbreak in history.

    42186 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  100. My parents enjoyed seeing their granddaughter for the first time even if it was through the window.

    42176 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020