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  1. just like the simulations

    46674 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  2. Me and the boys can confirm

    46670 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  3. Can’t delete this tweet fast enough (4th try posting this)

    46620 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  4. Sometimes the truth hurts

    46613 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  5. This scientific journal article from 2007 warned that the presence of numerous SARS-like viruses in bats, coupled with a “culture of eating exotic animals in southern China”, was a “time bomb”.

    46564 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  6. NRA sues California Gov. Gavin Newsom and other state officials over gun store closures

    46559 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  7. "Everything we do before a pandemic will seem alarmist. Everything we do after will seem inadequate." - Michael Leavitt, former HHS Secretary under President George W. Bush

    46511 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  8. Banned from Reddit starterpack

    46488 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  9. "The amount of suicidal people has decreased" is a good and concerning sentence at the same time.

    46471 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  10. Sniffing the broccoli

    46458 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  11. Gamestop Business License Suspended by Pennsylvania Governor Amidst Coronavirus Pandemic

    46435 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  12. I’m Irish

    46423 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  13. Chris Matthews Out at MSNBC

    46394 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  14. Trump’s daily briefings prove he’s uniquely incompetent to handle coronavirus | He wasted about six weeks assuring himself and his gullible followers that the worst public health crisis in 100 years was a fake news Democratic media hoax.

    46387 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  15. Scientists found a caterpillar that thrives when eating plastic. As one of more than 50 known species of "plastivores" — or plastic-eating organisms — researchers hope the greater wax moth caterpillar will help provide us "with a great starting point to model how to effectively biodegrade plastic."

    46345 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  16. maybe 5...

    46331 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  17. Trump says he spoke to a Taliban leader, had ‘good talk’ — Trump confirmed he spoke on phone to a Taliban leader, making him first U.S. president believed to have ever spoken directly with group responsible for deaths of thousands of U.S. troops. The Taliban harbored al-Qaida before 9/11 attacks.

    46316 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  18. Happiest girl being picked up after doggy daycare

    46316 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  19. 'Romney's in isolation? Gee that's too bad': Trump appears to mock senator's coronavirus threat

    46292 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  20. Crosswalk lines are speed boosts like in video games right?

    46288 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  21. Making my friend paranoid by rebuilding his house on the other side of the portal

    46279 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  22. Coronavirus might be slightly affecting this prematch routine

    46226 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  23. Wuhan Doctors after 12 hrs of continuous work

    46196 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  24. This should’ve never have happened

    46191 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  25. A person who attended a gathering that included the President and Vice President, has tested positive for the new coronavirus, officials said

    46190 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  26. Nicest message I've ever received in Siege

    46165 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  27. Let the games begin.

    46092 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  28. Game director and his first major franchise vs his him and his newest.

    46089 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  29. "how's self-quarantine going?"

    46046 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  30. This guy swims through a river of mud to save a baby eagle.

    46042 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  31. Expensive burger place starter pack

    46009 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  32. [Massengill] A school Superintendent said something profound in his address cancelling school for the next 3 weeks. “In the end, it will be impossible to know if we overreacted or did too much, but it will be QUITE apparent if we under reacted or did too little.” Hear those words my friends.

    46007 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  33. Found this on r/witchesvspatriarchy

    45985 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  34. Ok now wtf

    45972 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  35. Truck driver bros.

    45966 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  36. It’s Time to Nationalize the Airlines - America’s most consumer-abusing and environment-degrading industry wants us to bail it out. Instead, we should take it over.

    45964 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  37. Italy coronavirus death toll soars by 133 in a day

    45955 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  38. 2020 is really messed up

    45939 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  39. Trump reportedly told aides he fears journalists will purposefully try to infect him with coronavirus on Air Force One

    45932 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  40. Using toothpicks to avoid touching the elevator buttons

    45893 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  41. STILL the biggest piece of shit in the country.

    45870 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  42. Magnificent isn’t it

    45870 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  43. If this country was racist..*proceeds to say something racist*

    45865 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  44. Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

    45865 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  45. Found in the pocket of my grandpa’s WW2 bomber jacket.

    45856 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  46. He has reached "legend" status with me

    45836 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  47. Me🤒irl

    45804 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  48. Technically they are “idiots in cars”

    45759 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  49. PSA: You did not win a gift card

    45746 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  50. Magic

    45716 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  51. New art piece at TIA looks like you are underwater.

    45698 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  52. YSK: Installing a bidet attachment to your toilet is super easy and probably cheaper than stockpiling a ton of toilet paper.

    45681 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  53. Kitten enjoying the best bed in existence

    45671 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  54. Clearwater Beach packed with thousands amid 'social distancing' for coronavirus

    45668 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  55. I built my brother his first PC, he bought the keyboard, mouse, and monitor with his birthday money. He is 11 years old. (Specs: Ryzen 5 2600, RX 580, 16GB RAM)

    45668 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  56. Billionaire Tom Steyer quits Democratic primary race

    45636 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  57. Olive Garden parent Darden offers paid sick days to all hourly employees, a first for the restaurant industry.

    45615 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  58. Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

    45614 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  59. Endangering Your Child For likes on Instagram

    45613 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  60. TIL That the U.S. First Lady in 1885 - 86 was a lesbian. Rose Cleveland served as the First Lady for her brother who was unmarried. She carried on a relationship for more than 30 years with Evangeline Whipple until Rose died of the Spanish Influenza in 1918.

    45592 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  61. Yeah, I support the troops

    45590 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  62. Car thief crashes into wall with a little help from a passer-by's fist.

    45575 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  63. Anon admits he was wrong

    45554 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  64. I wonder what he was arrested for

    45553 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  65. Everyone always talks about how stupid millennials are. Older generations were just as stupid at that age, there's just no video evidence

    45515 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  66. YSK of a country-wide event circulating Italian social media right now. Tomorrow at 12:00pm 14/3, Italians from all across the country are going to give a round of applause on their balconies and out of their windows to thank all hospital workers during this time of chaos.

    45514 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  67. Bernie Sanders: “They are unanimous in their hatred of me and I welcome their hatred.”

    45508 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  68. "One-Dimensional Masculinity Website" Starter Pack

    45487 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  69. Gamers united

    45466 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  70. TIL Uma Thurman was forced to do her own stunts and had a serious car accident on the set of Kill Bill, causing permanent neck and knee injuries. Miramax denied her of the footage unless she signed documents releasing them of any consequences. She refused. In 2018, Tarantino gave her the footage.

    45441 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  71. Billionaires

    45441 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  72. Stronk beetle

    45432 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  73. This rock looks like a steak

    45425 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  74. African Serval confused by ice

    45419 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  75. A man filmed licking a tub of ice cream will spend 30 days in jail and pay restitution to Blue Bell

    45404 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  76. Is “dude” a gender neutral word? If not, what are some gender neutral alternatives?

    45403 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  77. Senator Elizabeth Warren is dropping from the Presidential race. We would like to say WELCOME! to her supporters. Senator Warren ran on a theme of big, structural change. Bernie Sanders is advocating for the same change, and we hope you will feel at home with us.

    45392 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  78. Isolated NYC

    45348 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  79. TIL Bruce McMahan, a hedge fund billionaire who married his biological daughter and maintained a manipulative, adulterous, and incestuous relationship with her, managed to successfully scrub his existence from the internet after it was revealed.

    45331 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  80. Figured out how it's spreading

    45328 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  81. After retiring his Filthy Frank persona years ago, George Miller (now known as Joji) made his TV debut last night

    45313 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  82. He gave his life op Empress_of_mars

    45307 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  83. Trump to roll back Obama-era clean car rules in huge blow to climate fight

    45305 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  84. History of Pandemics - A Visual guide.

    45288 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  85. TIL that ants are amongst the few animals who passed the mirror test, which is a strong evidence of self-recognition, and indicates the possibility of self-awareness (i.e. a “sense of self”).

    45287 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  86. Mother and daughter who ran Colorado funeral home accused of illegally selling body parts

    45282 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  87. Something nice is gonna happen at day 420

    45270 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  88. Who knew?!

    45263 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  89. I love NYC!

    45260 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  90. Find you someone who looks at you the way Chief looks at me

    45238 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  91. What brands or companies are actually evil?

    45234 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  92. What's a song you love from a genre you don't?

    45224 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  93. Water rippling over sand.

    45218 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  94. How to hide a TV in a sliding door.

    45210 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  95. 20 years ago I was 8 and my Grandma bought me a yellow Game Boy Color. The box said it was supposed to be Teal/blue. I was a little disappointed, but still loved it. Today my new Switch came in the mail. Yellow on purpose, because it made me think of Grandma.

    45200 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  96. Kiss me, I’m Irish.

    45171 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  97. beautiful Strawberry Finch

    45158 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  98. My all time favorite picture of my daughter!

    45151 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  99. Jeff Weaver: Biden Endorsers 'Support the Same Old Ideas That Led to the Election of Donald Trump'

    45143 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  100. They should have saved those trump tax cuts

    45131 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020