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Reddit (Mar 2020)

  1. SLPT: Drink while on medication to feel drunk off of less alcohol

    22527 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  2. probably not the original

    22514 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  3. This bar is over it

    22507 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  4. Blursed Video Game

    22473 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  5. Had to drag some friends to the polls but +4 Bernie in NC

    22453 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  6. Did a pandemic bring out some common sense?

    22450 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  7. Prepare for the greatest horror in human history!

    22445 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  8. Going for 100% accuracy

    22438 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  9. Authentic Mexican restaurant starterpack

    22427 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  10. 31, losing my hair but I refuse to cut it. Beard is thick, willy is thin

    22417 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  11. Shoutout for real!

    22393 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  12. But pretty much just today

    22393 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  13. Uber Driver: I gave 4 rides tonight, all of them going to bars or clubs. After the 4th, I logged off, pulled into a parking lot, and sobbed. No one is quarantining. No one is listening. They don't know it yet, but they are killing each other. The sense of hopelessness is overwhelming.

    22391 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  14. Terry tips no3

    22386 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  15. quarantine day 4: keeping my mind sharp !!

    22385 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  16. How is this possible?!?!?

    22377 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  17. The temple of Samut Prakan in Thailand is just magnificent

    22376 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  18. Danny DeVito Asks You to Stay Home - Save Lives

    22373 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  19. Choked a bit after reading this

    22369 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  20. Paper plane world record

    22354 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  21. We have all been Luigi - I did this way too many times this morning

    22354 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  22. Kim Jong Un checks his mixtape for the last time before releasing it, 2014

    22350 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  23. The truth comes out

    22349 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  24. Boy saving his friend from rocket

    22340 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  25. So you‘re telling me most educated people aren‘t conservatives? How could that be?

    22336 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  26. Ever wondered what the inside of a raven’s ear looked like?

    22330 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  27. I spent 2 years and 18 hours of exposure time to capture the Crescent Nebula.

    22325 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  28. Antibiotic kills bacteria that causes Lyme disease. After screening thousands of drugs, researchers have found one that completely eliminates the bacteria that causes Lyme disease, a study with mice shows. “This compound is just amazing, it clears the infection without a lot of side effects.”

    22315 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  29. Raise your children the right way

    22312 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  30. Not mine, but had to share.

    22309 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  31. Hollywood Shuns Jamal Khashoggi Doc 'The Dissident' Over Fear of Saudi Backlash, Insiders Say

    22308 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  32. Devin Nunes Just Went on Fox News and Told Viewers, “It’s a Great Time to Go Out”

    22279 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  33. He is both wise and powerful

    22277 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  34. Hes really special

    22276 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  35. 90 Yr Old Woman Dies From Coronavirus After Refusing Ventilator, Tells Doctor To Save It For Sick Younger People

    22254 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  36. I kinda feel bad for James Charles

    22249 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  37. Every damn time.

    22248 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  38. Dementia man

    22246 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  39. UK's sewage system in danger of gridlock from toilet paper substitutes

    22238 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  40. 🔥 a section of a prehistoric tree that had its rings replaced with opal by fossilization!

    22234 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  41. The journey I’m willing to take.

    22217 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  42. Hospital that tested Bolsonaro for coronavirus hide the name of two infected with coronavirus - president refuses to show exam.

    22213 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  43. This icy bird umbrella

    22210 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  44. While coronavirus risk rises with age, 1 in 5 ill younger adults were hospitalized, CDC finds. A new analysis of COVID-19 cases in the United States reveals that while older people are at high risk of becoming seriously ill, the disease can hit younger adults hard, too.

    22194 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  45. My misspelled fortune or it’s calling me short

    22189 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  46. For Brave (2011), actor Kevin Mckidd opted to speak in Doric (a native Scottish dialect). Pixar had wanted him to speak in comedic gibberish, but were “blown away” when he suggested a native dialect. He only spoke 3 lines of Doric in the movie.

    22188 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  47. My dad borrowed a thermal camera from his job and took a photo of our dog

    22187 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  48. /r/politics doesn't have a single post regarding Joe Biden's primary wins on the front page. Redditors are incredulous in the comments.

    22180 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  49. The only thing keeping me sane in these trying times

    22174 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  50. Mass pottery production

    22171 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  51. Hyperlapse of 1,272 people’s photos of New York

    22151 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  52. Lunch dates with her son

    22147 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  53. Pretending to trip.

    22109 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  54. After trying for 7 years, I finally placed in my age group - coming in first! I asked a bystander to capture my triumph.

    22100 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  55. TIL when the Soviet cosmonaut Gherman Titov visited the US in 1962, the American press initially portrayed him as affable and polite. But when he said, "I saw neither angels nor God up there. I believe in man," the press quickly turned on him and accused him of spreading "anti-religious propaganda."

    22094 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  56. I spent SOOO long on this house! (I used chisel and bits for almost everything...)

    22089 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  57. Australian health minister gets rekt

    22085 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  58. [Charania] Utah Jazz All-Star Rudy Gobert has tested positive for coronavirus, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium. Sources say Gobert is feeling good, strong and stable — and was feeling strong enough to play tonight.

    22055 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  59. Despite civilians efforts, a Philadelphia bar crawl attended by thousands will not cancel their function. PLEASE help me in contacting the mayor to have this function cancelled.

    22040 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  60. Pop Culture Apocalypse - more renderings by Filip Hodas, Czech artist behind the cartoon skeletons

    22039 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  61. Factual

    22027 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  62. Fucking Greenland escapes again

    22026 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  63. Yikes

    22023 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  64. I just voted for Bernie Sanders just 5 minutes ago in Pompano Beach Florida

    22007 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  65. I was home alone for 8 hours and this is what i decided to do.

    22007 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  66. Mesmerizing

    22004 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  67. I have been a special forces soldier for 5 years.

    21985 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  68. The cognitive dissonance is real

    21980 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  69. Coronavirus: Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border

    21965 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  70. Whole bunch of parents are finding out the teachers were right, their kids really are idiots.

    21960 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  71. A happy during these trying times

    21952 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  72. Woman accuses Joe Biden of sexual assault | He put me up against a wall. Without consent, he went down my skirt and penetrated me with his fingers. When I pulled away, he pointed at me and said, "You're nothing to me." He smiles when he's angry.

    21939 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  73. Me right now

    21938 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  74. Day 6 of quarantine

    21937 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  75. 🧐🤔

    21933 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  76. My wife off to fight COVID-19. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear PPE.

    21931 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  77. MIT Will Post Free Plans Online for an Emergency Ventilator That Can Be Built for $100

    21927 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  78. If only they could nail those high fives

    21926 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  79. Will we look back at 2020 as the year that opened up remote working and online learning?

    21922 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  80. There is one mediator between God and man...

    21912 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  81. Trudeau unveils $82B COVID-19 emergency response package for Canadians, businesses

    21903 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  82. Republicans Susan Collins And Martha Mcsally Are In Serious Danger Of Losing Their Senate Seats To Democratic Challengers

    21902 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  83. Dwayne Johnson having a conversation with his Daughter

    21893 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  84. Inception

    21862 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  85. Brothers, the time has come for the ultimate YOLO. [$780k 6/19 SPX 1500P]

    21858 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  86. Fuck the US "health care" system

    21856 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  87. What about the opposite sex confuses you the most?

    21854 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  88. blursed_cigarette

    21839 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  89. Kristofer Hivju, the actor who played Tormund Giantsbane, has tested positive for Coronavirus (COVID-19). Let’s all wish him a speedy recovery and hope he drinks as much giants milk as possible during quarantine.

    21839 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  90. Day 2 working from home with this little terror

    21831 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  91. Sometimes you gotta think on your feet

    21830 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  92. Look at this adorable pupper getting her hair brushed

    21827 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  93. Puffins are Social and Like to Fit in with Group Members

    21823 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  94. To get a good answer

    21821 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  95. Beat that bitch

    21818 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  96. This is what Coronavirus looks like in an Italian hospital

    21802 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  97. Mistakes were made. It required a call to the non-emergency fire dispatch, 4 🚒 and lots of treats. She was unharmed, just filled with regret and shame. And one dead baby gate.

    21801 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  98. Thanks I hate the animator that put a face on Ash's uvula.

    21800 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  99. Somebody needs to quarantine these bills

    21786 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  100. TIFU by trying to wake up a dead teenager

    21772 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020