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  1. At my local grocery store...

    108036 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  2. My dad is a pilot and during the pandemic decided to make a work simulator at home

    107977 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  3. Meet Franco, stole my girlfriend but I can't really be mad

    107798 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  4. Can we all agree that this is a winner?

    107652 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  5. Day 5 in isolation..

    107553 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  6. The restaurant I work for is closing until further notice. My manager gave me a gift

    107259 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  7. This Japanese shopkeeper's smile

    106905 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  8. well now i am not doing it

    106900 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  9. A termite road (above) and an ants road (below) both protected by a row of their soldiers in a confrontation without fighting

    106849 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  10. what this guy did on his notes app

    106645 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  11. It really do be like that

    106428 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  12. Delivery drivers on the front lines; wish us well.

    106347 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  13. This is 90 year old Suzanne Hoylaerts of Belgium. She passed away after refusing a respirator to combat COVID-19 telling her doctors “Save it for the youngest who need it most, I’ve already had a beautiful life”.

    106144 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  14. Good samaritan cleans up after littering lawbreaking nonse

    106045 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  15. TIL Garden Veggie Straws, which shows fresh vegetables on the bag, and are promoted as a healthy alternative to chips, are actually made of salt, starch, and tomato paste. They have less nutrition than actual potato chips and the manufacturer, which has a history of false claims, is now being sued.

    105933 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  16. Video emerges showing Trump talking about cutting pandemic team in 2018, despite saying last week 'I didn't know about it'

    105498 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  17. THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

    105492 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  18. "I'm Mexican. I can say N***a"

    105394 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  19. Road between Kununurra and Broome is closed due to flooding, below is the closest detour on paved roads.

    104978 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  20. Antique safe made in France around ~1780 / 1810. With three keys and a combination of ordered switches.

    104974 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  21. While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden.

    104585 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  22. My Uncle Billy just turned 90, so here’s him on his boat during the early 80’s

    104452 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  23. TIL a New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it, because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere. He then decided to buy 2 lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.

    104405 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  24. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

    104266 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  25. The teacher who disarmed, then hugged a student will receive the citizen Congressional Medal of Honor

    103626 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  26. The snake charmer is called a 'sapera'

    103607 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  27. Robert Irwin with his isolation buddy.

    103352 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  28. We need a mandatory news show that debunks all the lies of the day more than we need actual news

    103344 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  29. Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family.

    103095 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  30. They took the furniture out of Starbucks so people won’t gather here

    102903 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  31. Since the Shedd Aquarium is empty, the trainers took the penguins for a tour.

    102834 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  32. Cat blocks and prevents a baby from crawling to a fatal fall down some stairs

    102772 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  33. This guy raised the level in dating. Wherever you are kudos bro.

    102742 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  34. Finally finished collecting a least one piece of paper money from every country.

    102673 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  35. Those kids definitely grew up to become the people that aren’t socially distancing themselves

    102509 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  36. This is what you look like when your don’t have your headlights on.

    102337 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  37. Barack Obama and his mother-in-law watch as it becomes clear he has won the presidency in 2008

    102207 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  38. Dr. Anthony Fauci unveils a mask that could save millions of lives

    101930 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  39. Bernie is KILLING it on the senate floor right now! for US!

    101854 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  40. United States Surpasses China in Coronavirus Cases; Now Leads the World

    101660 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  41. Well, I guess I know what I’m going to look like when I’m old.

    101596 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  42. The shelter was clearing out for COVID-19 and I needed a social distancing buddy. Meet my new foster Vader!

    101524 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  43. GET THOSE HANDS UP!!

    101094 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  44. New vaccines must not be monopolised, G7 tells Donald Trump - World leaders at a G7 video summit told Donald Trump that medical firms must share and coordinate research on coronavirus vaccines rather than provide products exclusively to one country.

    100975 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  45. This type of incredibly disrespectful and inconsiderate behavior...

    100913 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  46. He asked a blind classmate to prom with chocolates layed out in braille

    100865 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  47. That doesn’t count

    100661 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  48. stay safe boys

    100516 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  49. Coronavirus: South Korea’s infection rate falls without citywide lockdowns like China, Italy. Officials attribute the decrease to mass testing, improved public communication and the use of advanced technology

    100379 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  50. Andrew Yang launches nonprofit, called Humanity Forward, aimed at promoting Universal Basic Income

    100365 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  51. Yes, the protest in Hong Kong is still ongoing.

    100248 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  52. So I played some DOOM Eternal this weekend and my Fitbit noticed that I was in total distress

    100025 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  53. Last year I quit my job in Hollywood VFX to pursue the gamedev dream. Today I released the announcement trailer for my game!

    99847 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  54. Drink responsibly

    99697 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  55. Gino Fasoli was 73 years old. He was italian and he was a family doctor and an emergency room manager. In Africa they even kidnapped him to cure the sick. Then he retired. Days ago he received a phone call: "Can you help us out?".He came back. He was infected by Covid-19. He died like a true hero.

    99513 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  56. Arrest warrant issued for Tampa megachurch pastor who led packed services despite safer-at-home orders

    99486 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  57. You think you are sad

    99001 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  58. Dr. Usama Riaz has spent weeks screening, treating coronavirus patients even then he knew PPE was not available. He lost his battle today. Remember his name.

    98999 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  59. Stanford researchers confirm N95 masks can be sterilized and reused with virtually no loss of filtration efficiency by leaving in oven for 30 mins at 70C / 158F

    98892 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  60. Trophy and a dog park.

    98333 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  61. Yes.

    98313 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  62. Everybody’s broke...

    98211 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  63. Mike Bloomberg has dropped out after spending nearly $600M, what would you do with $600M to make the world a better place?

    98171 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  64. Face after 13 hours ICU work

    98110 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  65. Utah Jazz star mocks the coronavirus and touches every mic at the press conference to show he's unafraid. 30 hours later tests positive for coronavirus causing the NBA to suspend the season

    97901 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  66. TIL: You are less likely to die during an economic depression. This is mostly attributed to cleaner air, reduced traffic, and fewer dollars spent on vices like tobacco and alcohol.

    97710 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  67. Italian doctor dies of coronavirus after working without gloves due to shortage

    97648 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  68. Poor guy

    97626 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  69. TIL The bellybutton is so dirty scientists are finding new unknown bacteria. One person had bacterium previously found only on Japanese soil, where he had never been.

    97566 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  70. Giza Pyramid from exactly above.

    97443 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  71. If Covid-19 wasn’t dominating the news right now, what would be some of the biggest stories be right now?

    97338 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  72. The clear confusion in his eyes

    97304 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  73. Trump supporter jokes about taking food from Bernie supporters.

    97002 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  74. It's enough to make a grown man cry

    96947 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  75. What this husband did for his wife who is a doctor in these hard times.

    96873 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  76. My Mama circa '83. This explains why I'm the uncoolest person ever, cos she took it all! Oh and that bike? She built it.

    96789 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  77. We are currently in that annoying stage of Plague Inc. where there is a pop-up every 10 seconds saying a country has shut their borders or is quarantining the infected.

    96595 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  78. I teamed up with a fellow redditor to try and make the best moon shot we could. Here is the result!

    96452 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  79. Hoards of starving monkeys storm Lopburi in central Thailand after the tourists who usually feed them fled due to Coronavirus

    96427 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  80. Joji spitting facts

    96222 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  81. Polishing a coin

    96143 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  82. This is all to real.

    96123 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  83. My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so...

    96090 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  84. My next scientist painting is finally done! George Washington Carver, 40x30 inches. Oil.

    95956 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  85. A baby sea lion trying to tag along with the Navy SEALs

    95916 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  86. Chicago Doctor’s Blunt Speech About COVID-19: "A successful shelter in place means that you will feel like it was all for nothing. And you would be right. Because 'nothing' means that nothing happened to your family."

    95827 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  87. Mexican president vows to bail out the poor, not big companies, in coronavirus response

    95781 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  88. Pray from home, god can hear you

    95761 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  89. My training partner joe stockinger just turned 90 years old and can still deadlift 405lbsx3 for his top set.

    95753 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  90. Jeff Bezos, world’s richest man, asks public to donate to Amazon relief fund

    95670 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  91. Alex Jones arrested for DWI in Travis County

    95670 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  92. Isolation is fun!

    95530 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  93. Which one are you playing?

    95463 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  94. Bernie Sanders calls on Joe Biden to agree to a one-hour debate on healthcare in America. Donate if you want to hear Biden explain why he thinks America cannot guarantee healthcare to all citizens!

    95460 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  95. In America, we got celebrities singing Imagine

    95125 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  96. I know a snack when I hear one.

    95106 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  97. Today we couldn’t find our cat so we looked out the window and..

    95073 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  98. This widowed man with cancer who has fostered over 80 terminally ill children, his name is Mohammed Bzeek.

    94957 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  99. [Charania] The NBA has suspended its season.

    94826 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  100. Bloomberg drops out of 2020 presidential race after poor Super Tuesday showing

    94793 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020