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  1. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    9577 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  2. Paulo Dybala: “Hi everyone, I just wanted just to inform you that we have received the results for the Covid-19 test and both Oriana and I have tested positive. Luckily we are in perfect conditions. Thanks for your messages.”

    9568 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  3. Mako is that you

    9567 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  4. A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing.

    9565 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  5. Who’s laughing now? That stubborn farmer who refused to sell his house when the M62 was being built.

    9564 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  6. shit that’s gotta hurt

    9554 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  7. Devolver Digital: "Cancel your E3 flights and hotels, y'all" | E3 2020 Likely To Be Canceled

    9543 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  8. Nazis wuz not Soshuliast

    9513 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  9. If you are going to ban abortion on the basis that it is murder, then every miscarriage will need to be investigated by the police as a potential manslaughter or negligent homicide case.

    9492 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  10. Voice - Fiddlesticks [SUBBED] - English

    9465 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  11. State of California on lockdown, effective immediately

    9457 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  12. u/throwaway-king-day explains the basic math of COVID-19 spread in the US: 13 weeks till 1 million

    9407 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  13. Minnesota Proposes to Defund Libraries That Host Drag Queen Story Time

    9402 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  14. Bored At Home, Waiting Out Coronavirus? I'm a Professional Film Critic. Ask Me (Almost) Anything, Again!

    9398 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  15. Brother's love for his sister

    9396 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  16. Hmmmmmmmmm...

    9361 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  17. The White House’s public health strategy right now.

    9357 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  18. NC - Since golf course owner moved the tees my house is getting struck by golf balls constantly. There is a lot of damage (12 broken windows), multiple family members have been struck, and we can no longer sit outside safely. Can we force the owner to put up a net or move the tees?

    9348 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  19. Art Museum - closed due to virus outbreak - rearranged exhibition so it it can be seen from outside - day or night. Salo, Finland

    9335 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  20. Two weeks ago, we had a handful of cases in the USA & people kept telling me that coronavirus was "just the flu." One week ago, we had 760 cases. Today, we have 6,421 confirmed cases.

    9329 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  21. I have never played against, or as, Master Yi since 2015.

    9325 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  22. This dorito came with a perfect slit to fit on my lanyard

    9317 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  23. Books are now outlawed, and it is illegal to own them. Which book would you memorize to share with future generations?

    9305 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  24. 2020 bad

    9295 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  25. Hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin as a treatment of COVID-19 - "100% of patients were virologicaly cured"

    9295 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  26. A man and a young bear, best bros

    9293 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  27. This guy is a true role model.

    9288 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  28. As a massive Pokémon and Animal Crossing fan, the difference between these two games releases is astonishing.

    9276 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  29. The big gay mothership has arrived

    9274 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  30. It was funny

    9265 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  31. Long hair = nightmare

    9265 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  32. [Barack Obama] A shout out to Kevin, Giannis, Zion, Blake, Steph and all the players, owners and organizations who are setting a good example during a challenging time. A reminder that we’re a community, and that each of us has an obligation to look out for each other.

    9259 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  33. I know lighting is crucial for a pic but this much??

    9255 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  34. Depressed

    9245 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  35. You join any NBA team: You have 82 games to score 20 total points, 10 assists and 5 rebounds all season. If you succeed you win a 5 year $250 million dollar contract with said NBA team. If you fail, you die. Do you accept this challenge?

    9243 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  36. I baked for 5 hours today so some Health Care Workers can have some treats

    9233 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  37. [Stein] The Warriors, league sources say, will be directed to play host to the Nets on Thursday night at Chase Center in a game CLOSED to fans

    9233 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  38. More to come

    9222 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  39. Cursed_Nutella

    9211 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  40. The symmetry in these flowers

    9199 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  41. Alexa We Need Guns - Home Automation Setup

    9196 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  42. 22 My ex left me in January and moved on in 2 weeks, I went insane and am now on lockdown alone. Make me hate myself even more

    9195 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  43. Papers served to me weren't for me; person serving demanded to see my identification, in my own backyard.

    9193 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  44. No one cared about my home made flaky biscuits maybe you guys will appreciate it

    9192 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  45. Natural selection

    9182 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  46. [Cat Radio] UEFA are seriously considering suspending the Champions League and Europa League after the round of 16 ties are done.

    9181 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  47. We had a baby on Sunday. Meet Waffles.

    9179 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  48. Aries, me, digital, 2020

    9158 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  49. 3D Printed Manual Counter

    9137 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  50. This artwork that uses the ocean to fill in the blanks...

    9126 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  51. Guy from CS did a 180 when I didn’t let him know straight away I had a bf

    9110 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  52. Shelter Dog CANNOT Contain Her Excitement About Getting Adopted

    9101 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  53. 3-D zoetrope reaches the perfect speed

    9091 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  54. [IMAGE] The Indian couple has changed their way of life, this led to incredible transformations and results.

    9082 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  55. A kid turned 21 and couldn't go out during quarantine, so his parents turned their garage into a nightclub

    9065 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  56. Milo gets revenge on Alinity

    9055 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  57. Boyfriend forgot my birthday for the second time

    9053 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  58. Walking the dog in the park this morning and someone had their cock out. Disgusting.

    9050 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  59. Anon eats dinner

    9038 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  60. My local supermarket has bouncers at the door. i asked him if i'm ok to wear trainers. he wasn't impressed.

    9026 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  61. Installation and operation of a Turbulent Vortex Turbine

    9016 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  62. [OC] When classes go online because of COVID-19, some professors roll a Nat20 right away

    9011 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  63. now this is BIG BRAIN TIME

    8990 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  64. Sherry Pie disqualified from RuPaul's Drag Race over catfishing allegations | EW.com

    8978 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  65. Swinging through Harlem, and I spotted an interesting public health announcement [image]

    8964 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  66. A humble request

    8964 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  67. Showing the little one the ways of the Super Shotgun

    8962 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  68. Gatekeeping Music

    8947 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  69. How Bernie Sanders is going to come from behind and win the Democratic Nomination.

    8943 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  70. TIFU at an online lecture: This was BOUND to happen to someone at some point, I'm just mad I was dumb enough to have had it happen to ME

    8934 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  71. i hear y'all like fancy doors

    8930 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  72. PS5 & Xbox Series X Spec Comparison

    8913 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  73. A week after Jalen Rose called Joel Embiid immature for saying he was 69% healthy, Embiid responds by saying that he is now 81% healthy.

    8902 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  74. Divorce agreement states that I get to claim our children on my taxes but she has contacted me saying I can’t and wants me to refile for the last five years so she can claim them.

    8881 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  75. Childhood dreams crushed

    8880 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  76. She loves to pick a goodie from her surprise bag and choose slime,again

    8879 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  77. If you had 100 extra dollars daily, what would you do?

    8866 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  78. US and Canada preparing to issue joint statement suspending non-essential travel between the two countries

    8862 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  79. The coronavirus is being blown out of proportion. This isnt funny

    8859 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  80. 101 year old who survived Spanish Flu just beat covid 19

    8858 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  81. My father recently passed away, and when we brought home his ashes our dog isn’t leaving the boxes side. She’s guarding the box and licking it, like she knows who it is and she’s giving her love and goodbyes.

    8857 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  82. How about that

    8838 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  83. Two kids eat meals provided by the Black Panther Party’s Free Breakfast for Children Program, circa 1969

    8835 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  84. New Zealand Alert Level Raised to 3 - to Level 4 in 48 hours

    8825 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  85. Nice

    8823 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  86. Ya kinda asked for it

    8800 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  87. I’m so confused right now...

    8778 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  88. Team SoloMid vs. Cloud9 / LCS 2020 Spring - Week 7 / Post-Match Discussion

    8776 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  89. Wishes calls an unranked player an autistic neckbeard and throws a fit when he loses

    8772 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  90. THIS SHOULD END BIDEN'S FUCKING CAMPAIGN - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

    8752 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  91. My mum just sent me a photo of her from the 1970s. I had to do a double take. Did my dad even partake in my genes?

    8742 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  92. Why aren't ALL of the owners paying arena workers instead of the players?

    8720 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  93. A bit creepy but still thank you Ryan, I guess

    8704 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020

  94. Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero and launches massive $700 billion quantitative easing program

    8701 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  95. China government doesn’t include Hong Kong and Taiwan in their count.

    8689 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  96. PsBattle: Captains of the Australian and New Zealand cricket teams upon realizing they weren't meant to shake hands.

    8674 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  97. There's currently a scam going around Reddit that involves fake mods PMing users saying they won a raffle. We are not running any raffles, be wary of any PM from throwaway accounts.

    8671 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  98. The Garden of Earthly Delights, Agnieszka Nienartowicz, Oil Paint, 2018

    8659 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  99. Dogs are good judges of character

    8628 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  100. Adrian Wojnarowski on if there's a rift between Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert: "That is an astute observation. There is a lot of work to repair relationship between Rudy and Mitchell. There's a lot of frustration towards Rudy among the Jazz players"

    8627 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020