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Reddit (Mar 2020)
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Maybe Maybe Maybe
9577 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Paulo Dybala: “Hi everyone, I just wanted just to inform you that we have received the results for the Covid-19 test and both Oriana and I have tested positive. Luckily we are in perfect conditions. Thanks for your messages.”
9568 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Mako is that you
9567 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing.
9565 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Who’s laughing now? That stubborn farmer who refused to sell his house when the M62 was being built.
9564 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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shit that’s gotta hurt
9554 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Devolver Digital: "Cancel your E3 flights and hotels, y'all" | E3 2020 Likely To Be Canceled
9543 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Nazis wuz not Soshuliast
9513 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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If you are going to ban abortion on the basis that it is murder, then every miscarriage will need to be investigated by the police as a potential manslaughter or negligent homicide case.
9492 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Voice - Fiddlesticks [SUBBED] - English
9465 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
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State of California on lockdown, effective immediately
9457 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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u/throwaway-king-day explains the basic math of COVID-19 spread in the US: 13 weeks till 1 million
9407 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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Minnesota Proposes to Defund Libraries That Host Drag Queen Story Time
9402 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Bored At Home, Waiting Out Coronavirus? I'm a Professional Film Critic. Ask Me (Almost) Anything, Again!
9398 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Brother's love for his sister
9396 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Hmmmmmmmmm...
9361 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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The White House’s public health strategy right now.
9357 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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NC - Since golf course owner moved the tees my house is getting struck by golf balls constantly. There is a lot of damage (12 broken windows), multiple family members have been struck, and we can no longer sit outside safely. Can we force the owner to put up a net or move the tees?
9348 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Art Museum - closed due to virus outbreak - rearranged exhibition so it it can be seen from outside - day or night. Salo, Finland
9335 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Two weeks ago, we had a handful of cases in the USA & people kept telling me that coronavirus was "just the flu." One week ago, we had 760 cases. Today, we have 6,421 confirmed cases.
9329 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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I have never played against, or as, Master Yi since 2015.
9325 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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This dorito came with a perfect slit to fit on my lanyard
9317 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Books are now outlawed, and it is illegal to own them. Which book would you memorize to share with future generations?
9305 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
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2020 bad
9295 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin as a treatment of COVID-19 - "100% of patients were virologicaly cured"
9295 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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A man and a young bear, best bros
9293 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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This guy is a true role model.
9288 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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As a massive Pokémon and Animal Crossing fan, the difference between these two games releases is astonishing.
9276 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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The big gay mothership has arrived
9274 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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It was funny
9265 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Long hair = nightmare
9265 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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[Barack Obama] A shout out to Kevin, Giannis, Zion, Blake, Steph and all the players, owners and organizations who are setting a good example during a challenging time. A reminder that we’re a community, and that each of us has an obligation to look out for each other.
9259 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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I know lighting is crucial for a pic but this much??
9255 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Depressed
9245 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
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You join any NBA team: You have 82 games to score 20 total points, 10 assists and 5 rebounds all season. If you succeed you win a 5 year $250 million dollar contract with said NBA team. If you fail, you die. Do you accept this challenge?
9243 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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I baked for 5 hours today so some Health Care Workers can have some treats
9233 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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[Stein] The Warriors, league sources say, will be directed to play host to the Nets on Thursday night at Chase Center in a game CLOSED to fans
9233 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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More to come
9222 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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Cursed_Nutella
9211 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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The symmetry in these flowers
9199 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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Alexa We Need Guns - Home Automation Setup
9196 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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22 My ex left me in January and moved on in 2 weeks, I went insane and am now on lockdown alone. Make me hate myself even more
9195 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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Papers served to me weren't for me; person serving demanded to see my identification, in my own backyard.
9193 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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No one cared about my home made flaky biscuits maybe you guys will appreciate it
9192 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Natural selection
9182 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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[Cat Radio] UEFA are seriously considering suspending the Champions League and Europa League after the round of 16 ties are done.
9181 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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We had a baby on Sunday. Meet Waffles.
9179 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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Aries, me, digital, 2020
9158 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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3D Printed Manual Counter
9137 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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This artwork that uses the ocean to fill in the blanks...
9126 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Guy from CS did a 180 when I didn’t let him know straight away I had a bf
9110 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Shelter Dog CANNOT Contain Her Excitement About Getting Adopted
9101 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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3-D zoetrope reaches the perfect speed
9091 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
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[IMAGE] The Indian couple has changed their way of life, this led to incredible transformations and results.
9082 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020
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A kid turned 21 and couldn't go out during quarantine, so his parents turned their garage into a nightclub
9065 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
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Milo gets revenge on Alinity
9055 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Boyfriend forgot my birthday for the second time
9053 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
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Walking the dog in the park this morning and someone had their cock out. Disgusting.
9050 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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Anon eats dinner
9038 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
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My local supermarket has bouncers at the door. i asked him if i'm ok to wear trainers. he wasn't impressed.
9026 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
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Installation and operation of a Turbulent Vortex Turbine
9016 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
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[OC] When classes go online because of COVID-19, some professors roll a Nat20 right away
9011 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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now this is BIG BRAIN TIME
8990 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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Sherry Pie disqualified from RuPaul's Drag Race over catfishing allegations | EW.com
8978 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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Swinging through Harlem, and I spotted an interesting public health announcement [image]
8964 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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A humble request
8964 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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Showing the little one the ways of the Super Shotgun
8962 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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Gatekeeping Music
8947 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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How Bernie Sanders is going to come from behind and win the Democratic Nomination.
8943 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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TIFU at an online lecture: This was BOUND to happen to someone at some point, I'm just mad I was dumb enough to have had it happen to ME
8934 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
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i hear y'all like fancy doors
8930 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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PS5 & Xbox Series X Spec Comparison
8913 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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A week after Jalen Rose called Joel Embiid immature for saying he was 69% healthy, Embiid responds by saying that he is now 81% healthy.
8902 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Divorce agreement states that I get to claim our children on my taxes but she has contacted me saying I can’t and wants me to refile for the last five years so she can claim them.
8881 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Childhood dreams crushed
8880 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
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She loves to pick a goodie from her surprise bag and choose slime,again
8879 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
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If you had 100 extra dollars daily, what would you do?
8866 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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US and Canada preparing to issue joint statement suspending non-essential travel between the two countries
8862 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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The coronavirus is being blown out of proportion. This isnt funny
8859 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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101 year old who survived Spanish Flu just beat covid 19
8858 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
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My father recently passed away, and when we brought home his ashes our dog isn’t leaving the boxes side. She’s guarding the box and licking it, like she knows who it is and she’s giving her love and goodbyes.
8857 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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How about that
8838 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
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Two kids eat meals provided by the Black Panther Party’s Free Breakfast for Children Program, circa 1969
8835 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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New Zealand Alert Level Raised to 3 - to Level 4 in 48 hours
8825 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Nice
8823 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
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Ya kinda asked for it
8800 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
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I’m so confused right now...
8778 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
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Team SoloMid vs. Cloud9 / LCS 2020 Spring - Week 7 / Post-Match Discussion
8776 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
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Wishes calls an unranked player an autistic neckbeard and throws a fit when he loses
8772 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
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THIS SHOULD END BIDEN'S FUCKING CAMPAIGN - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
8752 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
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My mum just sent me a photo of her from the 1970s. I had to do a double take. Did my dad even partake in my genes?
8742 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
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Why aren't ALL of the owners paying arena workers instead of the players?
8720 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
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A bit creepy but still thank you Ryan, I guess
8704 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
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Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero and launches massive $700 billion quantitative easing program
8701 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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China government doesn’t include Hong Kong and Taiwan in their count.
8689 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
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PsBattle: Captains of the Australian and New Zealand cricket teams upon realizing they weren't meant to shake hands.
8674 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
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There's currently a scam going around Reddit that involves fake mods PMing users saying they won a raffle. We are not running any raffles, be wary of any PM from throwaway accounts.
8671 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
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The Garden of Earthly Delights, Agnieszka Nienartowicz, Oil Paint, 2018
8659 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
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Dogs are good judges of character
8628 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
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Adrian Wojnarowski on if there's a rift between Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert: "That is an astute observation. There is a lot of work to repair relationship between Rudy and Mitchell. There's a lot of frustration towards Rudy among the Jazz players"
8627 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020