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  1. If this is you: Fuck you

    211274 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  2. I'm 17 years old and just finished building this 14.7" f/2.89 Newtonian reflector telescope. Despite its stubby size it collects roughly 2500 times more light than the human eye and is bigger than the scope at my local observatory.

    193835 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  3. After 11 hospital days and losing 12kg, my 78yr old dad is home and recovered from Covid in Madrid!

    192363 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  4. 2500 mile flight, 2 hour drive, 6 hour hike, and my wife is at rest.

    190722 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  5. I decided to finally go vaccinated behind my anti-vax parent's back! :)

    175655 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  6. This house ain’t big enough for the six of us

    164385 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  7. Please enjoy this video of me getting rocked by a trash can.

    161417 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  8. Worker spraying the streets to prevent Covid 19. This is the most cyberpunk picture I've ever seen.

    155526 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  9. Prof of culture indeed.

    155502 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  10. Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2,000

    151957 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  11. Is Today Friday the 13th?

    151435 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  12. Here comes the money

    148732 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  13. Got this big roll of toilet paper as a gag gift for Christmas. Whose laughing now!?

    148470 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  14. 5 years ago I promised my sister I would bring a llama to her wedding

    147433 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  15. Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home

    147141 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  16. Mike Judge just tweeted this

    144630 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  17. John Cena paid for my Uncle’s groceries!

    142767 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  18. He comes to talk to his dad every day since the nursing home is on lockdown

    139106 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  19. Another productive day working from home

    138810 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  20. Dad afraid of heights trying to get a look 😂

    138013 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  21. In my super small indiana town

    137071 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  22. A doctor who's working extra sends a message to all the people who go out during the quarantine

    136406 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  23. My rescue cat allows me to help him groom

    135927 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  24. Dad using 100% of his brain murders daughter in cold blood

    135012 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  25. Keeping my mind occupied.

    134003 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  26. We are doomed

    133988 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  27. Oh Canada

    133907 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020

  28. Wall of cats.

    133155 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  29. 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden

    133122 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020

  30. Half price. Thanks idiots.

    133116 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020

  31. I had to cut down a tree in my yard and now I feel bad

    132857 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  32. A conservation group has closed a $15.65 million deal to buy the largest privately owned giant sequoia grove left on Earth, an ancient forest with hundreds of the endangered redwood trees, which can live for 3,000 years and rise nearly as tall as the Statue of Liberty.

    132246 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  33. A fine addition

    131690 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  34. big brain moves

    131307 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020

  35. Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

    130560 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  36. Fuck these people

    130250 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  37. My quarantine birthday is going well.

    130027 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  38. This is what happens when you tell workers to self isolate but don’t protect their incomes

    129633 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  39. Boris Johnson Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

    128561 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020

  40. I made a thing

    128006 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  41. While showing my 3 year old my Game Boy, I discovered a picture of my best friend from 1999.

    127253 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  42. I’m hauling down this road with 140,000lbs of pulp logs going to make toilet paper for you guys

    127208 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  43. It's VR Jenga but your fingers get longer after every move. You in?

    127199 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  44. A picture that will probably be in a history book someday

    125397 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  45. This man drove 1,000+ miles to hoard and scalp supplies, but now he can't find buyers. Boo-hoo.

    124968 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  46. His favorite place is his bed.

    124588 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  47. Genius idea

    124312 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020

  48. LPT: First rule of family gatherings, always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.

    124182 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  49. Don’t ever be like these guys

    123712 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020

  50. How a bat pees

    123644 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020

  51. This is an awkward time to have a basic cold and/or cough.

    123382 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  52. Jurgen Klopp's response when asked about Coronavirus

    122269 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  53. How to avoid headcrabs in VR

    122201 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  54. My foster dog, Max, is too scared to let me touch him but makes sure I’m taken care of.

    121969 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  55. She shaved her head to show support to her sister who thinks that she’s ugly

    120923 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020

  56. Coronavirus Vaccine Made In Saskatchewan Canada Is Now In The Testing Stages

    120862 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  57. Only some of them are toxic

    120250 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  58. "I decide what I wear" from today's womens march in Beirut, Lebanon.

    120237 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  59. My dog isn’t used to me being home during the day and is just staring at me from different places around the house.

    120074 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  60. So we had a 5.7 earthquake in Utah this morning

    120050 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  61. Been working in games for over 10 years thought it was time I made my own. What do you think?

    120048 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020

  62. Think again

    119028 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  63. I am glad I live in a country where the President is constitutionally required to give belly rubs even when he’s very busy.

    118421 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020

  64. Needed freakout from public official

    117804 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  65. Props to this Costco for safely and efficiently coordinating toilet paper sales

    117800 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  66. Fuck this person, too.

    117488 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  67. Granddaughter telling grandfather the news of her engagement

    117138 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020

  68. Aldi tells suppliers product packaging must be 100% recyclable, reusable or compostable by 2025

    116932 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020

  69. Wholesome meeting from Tumblr

    116716 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020

  70. Trump Nopes out of press conference when Dr. Deborah Birx mentions she had a fever over the weekend

    116669 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  71. Yeah, nobody is going to change their gaming time before netflix watchers only watch 1 hour a day.

    116300 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  72. He is immortal

    116285 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  73. South Korean church sprayed salt water inside followers' mouths, believing it would prevent coronavirus. 46 people got infected because they used the same nozzle

    115890 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  74. Harvey Weinstein tests positive for coronavirus while in jail: Report

    115363 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020

  75. This maze someone made for their hamster.

    115182 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020

  76. Two can play that game.

    115108 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  77. Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison for sex assault in case that sparked 'MeToo' movement

    114718 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  78. This gives you an idea how many layers of protection doctors must protect themselves everyday from the corona virus.

    114463 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  79. The Korean taco place we got takeout from gave us a roll of toilet paper with our meal.

    114316 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  80. Korean government care package to people who are in quarantine due to exposure, ensuring they don't need to leave the house for essentials

    114088 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  81. Ate dinner in an empty Chinese restaurant tonight & received this with my bill

    113883 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  82. I’m jealous

    113864 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020

  83. Is this the tightest shit or what?

    113415 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  84. Actual math teacher recording and teaching actual math in Half-Life: Alyx

    112751 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020

  85. Lorenzo, the man that refuses to give up even after being shot in the head by a stray bullet

    112346 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020

  86. Last night in Los Angeles

    112065 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020

  87. 'Dictatorships often start in the face of a threat': UN privacy chief warns against long-lasting theft of freedoms amid coronavirus surveillance

    112018 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2020

  88. A doctor at a high risk hospital is living away from his family. This is how he sees his toddler.

    112014 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020

  89. Mountain lions moving back into boulder during lockdown.

    111849 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020

  90. Brazilian spokesperson tests positive for COVID-19 after he meets with Trump and Pence at Mar-a-Lago

    111568 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020

  91. This lady is out getting supplies.

    111537 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  92. Australian PM: "Stop hoarding. I can’t be more blunt about it. Stop it. It is not sensible, it is not helpful and it has been one of the most disappointing things I have seen in Australian behaviour in response to this crisis."

    110486 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  93. Ever wonder what creates traffic? This guy.

    110448 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020

  94. LPT: If you want a smarter kid, teach your child to read as early as possible and instill in them a love for books. Because as soon as they can read, they can teach themselves. And that will be a life-long advantage over their peers who don't have that same ability.

    109633 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  95. World Health Organization declares the coronavirus outbreak a global pandemic

    109377 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020

  96. After a two week search, I finally found my remote.

    109311 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020

  97. Texas Roadhouse CEO forgoes salary and bonus to pay front-line restaurant employees

    108521 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020

  98. Bernie voice: The bottom 99 percent have to generate money for themselves while the top 1% just takes it

    108278 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020

  99. Irish Developed Testing Kit confirms Coronavirus in 15 minutes

    108160 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020

  100. A paramedics neighbors give her a round of applause as she heads off for another nighttime shift

    108144 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020