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Kept feeling something warm and damp on my elbow. TIL my airline has a feature where the armrest in front of you, doubles as your personal foot rest. She looked genuinely insulted and ignored me when I asked her to move her feet, luckily I was able to move.
51040 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
I made my costume by... hand.
51036 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
What is the most Bullshit reason for a teacher to give you a bad grade ?
51033 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
'I am back': Sanders tops Warren with massive New York City rally
51032 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
This sounds like common sense ...
51031 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
[Post Game Thread] The Toronto Raptors defeat the Golden State Warriors 114-110 in Game 6 to win their first NBA Championship
51029 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
aah the memories...
51027 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
I'm about to end this God's whole career
51020 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Just leave those emojis
51016 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
[PRO/CHEF] I made this rib eye cake, to fool the recipient!
51016 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard a person say aloud in public?
51012 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
30 years ago on this day, the Berlin Wall fell and citizens of East Germany were finally able to cross the border.
51011 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
New Muslim congresswoman to be sworn in with Thomas Jefferson’s centuries-old Quran
51009 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
You're stranded on a desserted island. What other typos drastically change the situation?
51006 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
F1 pit stops in 1981 vs 2019
51006 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
In my free time, while not gaming, I like to draw custom gamertag pictures for people. Here are six of them.
51004 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
People throwing objects at a dog and scaring him
51002 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
An inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die.
51000 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Small bubbles
50999 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Party in the USA ❌ Partying with Billy Ray✅
50999 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
AITA for pretending to get fired when customers get a temper with me?
50999 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Battlefield 1 Cosplay
50997 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Way to ruin everybody's day
50996 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
I’m about to end this mans whole career
50989 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
A young Dolly Parton with her husband Carl Dean. They’ve been married since 1966.
50988 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
How American people probably shower
50987 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
I love reddit
50985 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Found this lil guy in the shower. He just hung out on my finger while I dried off, got dressed and then found him a tree with some ants to snack on. Good luck gecko bud, it was fun hanging out!
50983 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
TIL A titanium hammer transfers 97% of your energy from swinging the hammer to the nail, while a steel hammer transfers only 70% of your energy to the nail.
50982 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Blursed insulin
50982 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
'We Are Unstoppable, Another World Is Possible!': Hundreds Storm Police Lines to Shut Down Massive Coal Mine in Germany
50982 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
“I Want to Speak to Your Manager” Male Version Starterpack
50979 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
This was the last moment that truly felt like “Game of Thrones” for me
50978 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
This guy won't stop photoshopping himself into photos with Kendall Jenner
50970 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
GUYS JOIN MY GIFT CARD GIVE AWAY
50970 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Proof In-N-Out is the best.
50968 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
If only they had put cones there as a warning
50966 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
🔥 Curious wild fox caught at the perfect moment 🔥
50965 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
These statues I saw at the antique mall reminded me of something
50963 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
My salty camera lens turned my boyfriend translucent
50959 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Haters gonna hate
50956 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Even in gaming they still find me
50954 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Chris Evans' fist pump when he sees Black Panther winning Best Production Design is everything. Team Marvel all the way.
50953 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
Someone help this man in distress.
50944 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
It's bad enough she's wrong but it's worse she refuses to learn.
50944 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Happy New Year from London
50941 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Back to the future, 34 years later
50941 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
i finally got one lol
50939 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
Campers at the beginning of every match:
50937 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
The size of a Military Drone
50934 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
TIL Two metal detectorists who thought they'd found a stash of Roman gold coins they estimated to be worth £250,000 discovered the coins were actually a worthless prop for TV show The Detectorists.
50933 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
What a legend this guy
50926 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
With the recent Chinese company, Tencent, in the news about investing in Reddit, and possible censorship, it's amazing to me how so many people don't realize Reddit is already one of the most heavily censored websites on the internet.
50926 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Where do you even begin with this?
50925 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
His first time Wholesome
50925 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
Scottish Pokémon trainer
50922 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
U.S. births fell to a 32-year low in 2018; CDC says birthrate is in record slump, the fourth consecutive year of birth decline. “People won't make plans to have babies unless they're optimistic about the future.”
50921 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
The tear offs on this poster for domestic abuse have the phone number disguised as a bar code
50919 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
When your boss has been working there for ever
50918 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Somethings not right here
50912 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
TIL 50 Cent once bought 200 front row seats to a Ja Rule concert just to leave them empty
50912 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Grinning Trump gives thumbs-up with baby whose parents were shot dead in El Paso atrocity
50910 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
If WWIII or a plague broke out and killed a million people every day, it would still take 21 years to wipe out the human race. There sure are a lot of people.
50908 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
How to wipe butts
50907 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
After 10 years, I'm proud to say that I'm am an American citizen
50907 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
TIL that the opening track to Slipknot’s album “Iowa” titled “515” wasn’t just random screaming. Sid Wilson was having an emotional breakdown in the studio because he wasn’t able to make it home to tell his grandfather goodbye before he died.
50907 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
This thing my sister made
50907 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Profit over lives
50906 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
Videos taken on different days. Cats are such creatures of habit.
50906 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright
50904 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Guy crashes car into Michigan gas station, and then attempts to remove the license plate before fleeing
50901 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
Fair enough
50898 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
TIL about Operation Chariot. The WWII mission where 611 British Commandos rammed a disguised, explosive laden destroyer, into one of the largest Nazi submarine bases in France filled with 5000 nazis, withdrew under fire, then detonated the boat, destroying one of the largest dry docks in the world.
50894 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
The Legendary 43 Point Turn
50893 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
I’m never gonna subscribe
50893 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
This Angel I had never met before saved me from a dog attack tonight and then literally hugged me for 15 minutes. The aggressive dog did bite my hand and was going for my fave until this pup charged and circled me keeping the other one away. I’ve never felt more love in my life. Thank you, Lilly!!!!
50893 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Purrfect day for a hike on the Pacific Coast
50892 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
LPT: If an employer says you have to treat an entry level job as more than just a job to be successful, that's key for you'll be overworked and underpaid.
50892 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Took my Daughter to New York City for the first time, this is one of my favorite photos of the trip
50891 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Annual PSA to the racist folks out there.
50890 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Loved the extended version, but the quality threw me off, so I did this instead.
50889 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
U of Phoenix agrees to cancel $141 million in student loan debt
50888 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
TIL that a man attempted to kidnap a woman on the street. She escaped and ran into a nearby martial arts dojo for safety. The assaulter pursued her inside. Shortly after he was carried out on a stretcher and left in an ambulance.
50888 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Chefs, what red flags should people look out for when they go out to eat?
50887 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Let’s fight for equality
50887 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Not plasma, just butane
50887 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein Accuser Names Powerful Men in Alleged Sex Ring
50886 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
In Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), before meeting the other spider-people, Miles spider-sense goes off a split second later than both Gwen and Peter.
50886 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Non Americans of Reddit, what is the craziest rumor you heard about America that turned out to be true?
50885 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Mueller: ‘If We Had Confidence That the President Did Not Commit a Crime, We Would Have Said So’
50884 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
WCGW if I rotate the crank to deflood my engine without disconnecting the battery?
50884 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Untangle your mind
50883 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Student drug dealers spared jail as judge says he was impressed by the grammar in their text messages
50882 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
HMC while I show my parents what 4 years of college education amounted to
50882 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Those who have been or currently are in the Foster Care System, what do you wish people knew?
50880 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
TIL that Tom Hardy was addicted to crack and alcohol in his mid 20s. At one point he said that he was 'out of control' on drink and drugs before he turned his life around, and was lucky that he did not contract HIV while he was at his lowest.
50880 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Work attire
50876 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
My barbershop still uses their original cash register from 1904.
50876 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Colorado 120 years ago
50873 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
When you need an Omelet before a round of Golf after declaring a National Emergency
50870 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019