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Colorado Springs man reportedly robs bank, throws money into the air and yells,”Merry Christmas”
60267 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
I could never work on this farm because all I would do is watch these baby goats sliding all day.
60266 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Invest in this versatile format!
60264 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
To create 3 Mexican countries
60260 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
I 3D printed my son's brain using data from his MRI
60258 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Ladies and Gentlemen.. meet the 1%
60254 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Snitches get stitches
60249 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
june 2016-august 2016 r.i.p.
60245 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Hey England!
60242 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.
60242 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Seems fair
60241 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
c o m p o s u r e (OC)
60235 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
Face swap
60233 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
This sleepy girl turned 13 last week. I took her to her favorite beach to celebrate.
60231 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Smart Design
60223 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
Williams Racing pit crew with the fastest pit stop in Formula 1 history, 1.92 seconds.
60222 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
Retweet
60218 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Healthcare should be a right
60213 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Hey, come sit here
60209 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
What fucked up thing did you do as a kid?
60208 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
All the nurses came in and sang to my mom, and gave her a cake for her last day of chemo treatment ❤️.
60198 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Doggo has found his happy place
60196 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
The size of this dog in the tube
60196 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
OC. The sacred texts 2
60194 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Her name is Doders. She’s 11 or 12 and been with me through my MA, PhD, and a divorce.
60190 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
This logo stays still as the jars move along
60183 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
I ask myself everyday
60172 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
Like, prepare to die by the power of Zoinks, man
60161 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Pretty much sums up my university life
60155 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Mama cat bringing her kittens to her human’s bed as a sign of trust
60155 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
60148 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
Everyone loves Elon-san
60147 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Holocaust survivor(102) meets nephew after thinking all family died in war
60141 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
To scare the veterinarian
60136 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Thermometers are speedometers for atoms
60136 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Giantsbane
60133 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Top 10 redemption arcs
60130 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
8 years ago, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was released
60128 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
I (M28) broke up with my ex-fiancée (F27) of 4 years 2 weeks ago after catching her in a huge lie and then finding out 3 days ago that she commited suicide because i wouldn't take her back. I am in need of some serious advice as i'm being blamed for everything.
60126 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
I sure didn’t here anything until now
60126 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
A very important point
60120 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
My GameStop still has the Mario Galaxy promo display in the window
60118 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Choosing beggars: Halloween Edition
60118 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Eminem with his sobriety coin. He will soon be 11 years sober.
60117 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Move aside.....peasants
60116 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Tensions rise in the Australian outback as Christian missionaries destroy sacred Aboriginal artefacts, claiming that Aboriginal culture is a form of devil worship.
60114 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
TIFU by thinking divorce was an April Fools Gag
60111 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Pretty fast comeback
60110 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Wholesome OP
60102 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Someone lied on their resume
60098 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
You ain't gotta be so loud
60090 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Trump Administration Officials Arrested for Scamming Puerto Rico Out of $1.8 Billion in Hurricane Relief Funds
60089 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
She blamed the incident on anxiety
60080 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
THATS A PLASMA TV
60076 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Revenge at its finest
60076 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Pigeon drunk off fermented apples (just sleep it off, dude)
60075 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Dont know if anything ever happened but always made me sad.
60075 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
TIFU by trying to gift my bf some sweet undies and subsequently spoiling his surprise proposal plans
60072 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Forbidden... everything.
60071 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Best bodyguard you can ask for
60069 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
When the company you've worked for for 15 years eliminates your position and then posts a countdown to your termination on the company's home page
60063 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
When you think you’re a Disney princess and try to feed the birds but end up getting bullied by a flock of cockatoos
60058 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
My grandma always used to tell us about this kid that would sing at the resort on her vacations in Hawaii. Turns out that kid was Bruno Mars.
60057 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
Zachary Levi meeting a young fangirl :)
60055 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Stan Lee’s daughter: ‘No one could have treated my father worse than Marvel and Disney’s executives’
60053 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to
60050 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
Damn you Netflix and your smoking!!
60047 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
Muslim students in China returned home to find loved ones had vanished into camps for thinking ‘unhealthy thoughts’, leaked documents reveal. ‘Freedom is only possible when the ‘virus’ in their thinking is eradicated’.
60044 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Police vs Protester
60043 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
I call this the pupper plop
60036 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Megathread: Mueller files final report with Attorney General
60034 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
McDonald's worker fired for refusing to serve paramedics: 'We don't serve your kind here'
60031 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Maybe I'm an asshole, but this was really satisfying
60027 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
'Cancel Brexit' petition hits 1m signatures
60026 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
[x-posted] Veteran lost his dogs when he went in the hospital and had no one to care for them. PetSmart was boarding them and he came in to make a payment toward the fee to get them back. Found out someone (and some PetSmart employees) had pitched in to pay the bill in full.
60026 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Trump supporter calls my friend dumb for critiquing Trump's moon tweet without realize she's a literal NASA engineer.
60026 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
U.S. condemns unjustified use of force in Hong Kong: senior official
60025 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
You can't scare me with this
60025 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Ah shit, here we go again. "Sekiro CJ and Smoke re-skin."
60023 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
It got so bad they had a sign made...
60022 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
TIL 21 years ago Twenty people died when a United States Marine Corps EA-6B Prowler aircraft, while flying too low, against regulations, in order for the pilots to "have fun" and "take videos of the scenery", cut a cable supporting a gondola of an aerial tramway. The pilots faced no consequences.
60020 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
This is getting out of hand
60019 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
She's in someone's locket, 1940s.
60018 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
New drug-delivery system disguises chemotherapy drugs as fat, fooling quick-growing and hungry tumor cells that consume the nutrients much faster than normal cells. The drug then activates, suppressing tumor growth. The drug also is lower in toxicity than current drugs, leading to fewer side effects
60013 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
When ball is life
60007 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Fr tho
60005 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Shots fired, all units to sector 15B
60002 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
TIL In 2002 a 19-year-old garbage man won a 15 million dollar lottery, spent it all on drugs, gambling, and prostitutes, and became a garbage man again.
59995 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
Biscuits and gravy is just one form of flour and milk poured onto another form of flour and milk.
59994 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Grizzly bears' muscles don't atrophy during hibernation because they produce additional amino acids that stimulate muscle cell growth.
59993 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
To downplay renewable resources
59990 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
The Great Burrito Tragedy
59990 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
The clearest photo ever taken of a star beyond the sun: Antares, a red supergiant
59987 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
I built a custom controller for Jedi Fallen Order - a motion-controlled lightsaber & Force glove!
59985 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
'We are not robots': Amazon warehouse employees push to unionize
59967 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
TIL modern nuclear submarines are so well cloaked that in 2009, two French and British nuclear ballistic missle subs collided in the atlantic ocean by pure chance. Moving very slowly, they were't able to detect each other just feet apart.
59965 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
She is so happy
59963 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Dog fetches the impossible
59955 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
5 year old Ahmed Dawabshih from Palestine whose entire family was burnt alive by jewish extremists sees his best friend for the first time as he recovers from his injuries
59952 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Mark Zuckerberg has been holding off-the-record dinners with influential conservatives including Tucker Carlson and Lindsey Graham
59950 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019