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TIFU by relaxing too much during a sensual massage
47446 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Hakuna Matechnical Knockout
47446 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
The colors of autumn
47445 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
New Zealand's largest gun show canceled days after mass shooting
47444 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
I made a spreadsheet for people who don't know how to budget!
47442 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
A robin has nested inside an MX helmet in my shed
47442 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
When your daughter couldn’t keep a secret for a day that you kept for 18 years until the day you died
47441 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
City trees can offset neighborhood heat islands, finds a new study, which shows that enough canopy cover can dramatically reduce urban temperatures, enough to make a significant difference even within a few city blocks. To get the most cooling, you have to have about 40 percent canopy cover.
47439 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
My Leroy Smith from Tekken 7 cosplay
47438 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Sat next to this happy little guy on a plane
47435 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Remember, you can't do a Cool trick without lots of effort and plenty of Fails
47435 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
My slurpee flavors perfectly distributed in the straw.
47431 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Always when no ones around...
47429 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
TIL that Steve Irwin paid for one of his security guards to go and train MMA in the USA, that security guard, Kyle Noke, would go on to fight in the UFC and credits Irwin as a major reason why he achieved his dreams.
47427 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Millennials being squeezed out of middle class, says OECD
47426 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Who can relate?
47424 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Individuals who post a lot of selfies are almost uniformly viewed as less likeable, less successful, more insecure and less open to new experiences than individuals who share a greater number of posed photos taken by someone else, suggests a new study that compared selfies to posies.
47423 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
TIL that Roger Boisjoly was an engineer working at NASA in 1986 that predicted that the O-rings on the Challenger would fail and tried to abort the mission but nobody listened to him
47422 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Don’t believe President Trump when he says its a “priority” to protect Americans with pre-existing conditions: His administration is asking a federal court to rule Obamacare’s ban on pre-existing conditions unconstitutional.
47422 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
If you are cautious enough to carry one of those pointy car window-breakers in case you drive your car into a lake, you are probably cautious enough to not drive your car into a lake in the first place.
47420 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
High fives
47417 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
🔥 Spider hauls a shell into a tree for shelter 🔥
47417 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Perfectly balanced: there are 32 Avengers: Endgame character posters; exactly half of them are characters who are alive, and half are characters who are dead.
47417 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
PK:GO
47413 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
The gorgeous Somali cat
47412 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
A few seconds before happiness
47409 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Danny Trejo to voice Boots in live-action Dora the Explorer
47405 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Disturbingly True.
47399 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
This morning I found an envelope with this note and $25 tucked under a parking ticket on my truck.
47398 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
I don’t care if this gets downvoted into oblivion! I DID IT REDDIT!!
47392 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Kids being kids
47391 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Today I graduate with a medical degree (MBBS) but my mom cant attend the ceremony as she is fighting breast cancer stage 4. Hence I took the pics at home instead. Pray for my mom’s health.
47390 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
I’m a chef who’s oddly satisfied by keeping my tickets neat. No matter how busy.
47390 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
One in a million
47389 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
After Hearthstone player’s ban, Blizzard is in hot water with lawmakers: ‘Blizzard shows it is willing to humiliate itself to please the Chinese Communist Party,’ Sen. Ron Wyden said
47389 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
The FBI Somehow Lost Its Files About White Supremacist Forum Stormfront: The feds can’t find some of its own investigative records about the hateful neo-Nazi haven.
47388 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
Dutch police save dog from hot car
47384 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
The new Hellboy movie.
47384 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
These are known as “Ghost Apples.” They are created when freezing rain coats rotting apples, and when the mushy rotten apple falls out, it leaves a shell of ice.
47383 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Jury selection to begin in trial of Dallas officer Amber Guyger, who shot a man in his own apartment
47382 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
This about sums up adulthood
47382 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
[Serious] Therapists of Reddit, what are some Red Flags we should look for in therapists?
47380 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
everyone has one
47376 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
You need to open up more...
47376 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
After 6 months of drinking beer non stop. I woke up sober to my "drinking" room. Here it is in all its glory
47370 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Wholesome 100
47369 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
This bird loving life after finding a new and better owner
47361 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
A woman invents bucket ball
47360 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
From r/im14andthisisdeep
47360 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Woman wants zookeepers to jerk off elephants
47355 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Who wanna join?
47353 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
First Sunglasses Were Used 2,000 Years Ago By Eskimos
47352 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
Woman that left UK to join ISIS has her British Citizenship revoked
47351 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
This is too sad 😔
47349 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
The Universal Truth
47347 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Can't be stopped
47347 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Wife caught cheating on husband in parking lot of grocery store
47346 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Religion is for fools and the easily fooled
47345 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Having this pop up *everytime* you're replying to a message or switching between apps. Doesnt matter how many times you say no.
47342 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
The Greek deputy Heath Minister, Polakis, smoking (illegally) inside the Ministry of Health during a no-tobacco day conference
47342 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
6 months & 62 pounds down!
47340 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Youtube tech guru is recognized by a young fan while shopping at Bestbuy. The kid has no idea that this encounter is about to change the trajectory of his day.
47336 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
If i try to be the first one
47335 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Using your chameleon to get rid of bathroom flies
47335 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
This extremely small hot dog shop.
47333 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
My parents invited guests over and said that there was a kid my age. He was 6. I'm 17.
47330 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Fresh Muscles Will Spasm If You Put Salt On Them
47328 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
I welded a rose for my mum's birthday.
47327 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Can You Trust Kurzgesagt Videos? - YouTube
47324 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Downloaded minecraft on the switch. The code it gave me was questionable..
47321 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
A guy drove past my workplace and a massive box containing thousands of dollars worth of Magic The Gathering Cards fell out of his truck, they’re scattered along this road for about half a mile.
47321 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
The car I drew in 1st grade finally made it across the assembly line
47320 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Guy hacks into a second life club and the members get VERY angry
47319 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
Satisfaction 100!
47319 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
What are some NOT fun facts?
47319 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
If you shout Taiwan No.1 in this game, Chinese gamers go nuts | Repost
47318 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Just a leaf.
47317 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
She's singing again
47316 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
'Straight Pride Parade' organizers say they received suspicious envelopes in the mail. They were full of glitter
47314 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
You might have seen it before, but here's that one place in Indonesia with a volcano behind waterfalls. [4472 × 5590] [OC]
47313 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
Legal weed do be hitting different
47313 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Only cool kids did this
47313 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamen’s 3,300 year old sandals.
47312 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Scientists studied six patients who had half of their brain removed during childhood to treat severe epilepsy. Brain scans showed how the mind rewired itself to adapt, with the remaining hemisphere forming even stronger connections that let the patients develop language and motor skills.
47311 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Wasps head got crushed in between the garage door panels when I closed it
47310 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
This guy at comic con. His costume only costs 11$
47310 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
The beach near my house after the tourist left
47307 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
Why are you laughing?
47305 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
Two idiots, 15 days apart
47305 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Chinese citizens will soon need to scan their face before they can access internet services or get a new phone number
47304 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
This sign shouldn't have to exist
47303 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
What is the scariest message alliens contacting us from deep space would tell to freak us out?
47297 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Just a piece of log....
47297 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Should’ve lost his career a long time ago
47290 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
TIL of Clifford Stoll a sysadmin who’d tracked a $0.75 accounting error back to a an East German spy ring in one of the first documented cases of a computer break-in.
47290 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
For real
47289 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Stranger Things: Season 3 Official Trailer
47286 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Japan glasses ban for women at work sparks a backlash.
47286 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
To Count Words
47285 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
This townhome in my neighborhood is politically divided.
47284 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019