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I took a picture of a window with rain on it and it looks like a planet surrounded by millions of stars
37941 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Kids, when did you realize your parents might be terminally stupid?
37940 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
4 June 1963, London - 6y.o. Patrick Power was taking boxing lessons to learn how to defend himself against bullies when Muhammad Ali showed up at the same gym to train for his upcoming fight with Henry Cooper. Ali gave the boy some boxing tips and, as pictured, let Patrick “win” a fight against him.
37940 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Man makes a homemade keychain
37939 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
TIL that a North Korean teen who was chosen to go to the International Mathematical Olympiad used it to escape North Korea and start a new life.
37938 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
This is Pluto
37937 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Mario x Borderlands Cosplay
37936 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
"Out of context"
37934 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
Absolute madlass
37934 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Elizabeth II has been Queen longer than Hawaii has been a US state.
37932 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Depression has made it hard to enjoy gaming like I used to. Getting the treatments I need, I’m finally getting back to nightly binges with my little pal
37932 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Seems hard now but it gets wetter
37932 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
He is genuinely happy
37931 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Tony Hawk, 1988.
37930 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge baseballs?
37930 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
You're looking out your window and you spot a monkey in the trees, watching you with a pair of binoculars. When you spot him, he gives a military hand signal to several other monkeys and they all disappear into the trees. What do you do?
37925 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
The cookbook I got for Christmas has the same plates I do.
37923 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Imagine cows that eat humans
37921 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
Wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks more lifelike than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
37920 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
My grandpa is 90 yrs old and my grandma is 88. Today they shared their 70th wedding anniversary.
37919 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Authorities use stun gun three times on Florida grandmother on her 70th birthday
37918 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Hell yeah
37915 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
"You're home early!!"
37915 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
CBP Chief Forced To Explain Why ICE Raids Haven’t Targeted Trump’s Companies
37913 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Any fact about yourself that you've never told to anyone is technically one of the unknown secrets of the universe
37913 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Nearly 2,000 new fires have started in the Amazon in the last 48 hours despite burning ban from government
37911 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
The President’s actions weaken the entry point that matters, in order to reinforce the one that doesn’t.
37911 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Microsoft Corp said it has discovered hacking targeting democratic institutions, think tanks, and non-profit organizations in Europe.
37911 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Toby finally receiving the love he deserves
37910 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
TIL of the Minneapolis Skyway System, a system of footbridges that connects shops, restaurants, and residential buildings over an area of 80 full city blocks. It allows residents to live, work, and shop without ever leaving the Skyway system.
37910 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
What is the national language of the United States?
37908 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
US diplomat's wife charged over Harry Dunn death
37907 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
They had no Crassus to crucify everyone
37906 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
TIL 3 men found hot metal cylinders in a forest and used them to warm themselves over night. They had found soviet Strontium-90 sources, suffered severe radiation sickness and long term injuries.
37904 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Teachers of reddit, what was the most annoying thing you ever had to deal with in class?
37902 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Well I have met some interesting people in my time but this one has just made my night!
37901 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Thai judge shoots himself in court | A Thai judge shot himself in a courtroom after delivering a rare speech railing against the country's justice system. "[If] I cannot keep my oath of office, I'd rather die than live without honour."
37899 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
It Sure Sounds Like Don Jr. Lied Under Oath About Trump Tower Moscow!
37897 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
This butterfly with an 89 in its wings.
37897 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
Researchers use the so-called “dark triad” to measure the most sinister traits of human personality: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. Now psychologists have created a “light triad” to test for what the team calls Everyday Saints.
37895 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Yeah I was stupid, now can you call me an ambulance?
37895 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
White House Advisor Stephen Miller Just Got Outed for Explicit White Supremacists E-mails
37894 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
We see through your disguise, himmler.
37894 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
lmao someone asked Drake "Who Invited You"
37892 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
I might be exaggerating
37892 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married.
37892 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Recording and berating the pharmacist who denied your foreign ID
37892 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
You know you're old when this feels satisfying
37892 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Japanese officials play down Trump's security treaty criticisms, claim president's remarks not always 'official' US position: Foreign Ministry official pointed out Trump has made “various remarks about almost everything,” and many of them are different from the official positions held by the US govt
37889 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Pence declares 'ISIS has been defeated' on the same day as deadly Syria attack
37888 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
One of those reverse idiots
37888 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
I threaded a pencil with a nut
37888 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
These oranges I stacked at work.
37887 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
You can do it,Carlos!
37887 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
To be equal.
37886 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Words of wisdom from the wisest man on Earth
37886 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Hair day calibration!
37886 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Smooth move
37884 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
3 years since i joined the PCmasterrace. This is my currant setup, hope you like it!
37882 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
TIL that "blue raspberry" is simply artificial raspberry flavoring, and its widespread use of being colored blue is credited to the ICEE brand who wanted their signature flavors (the other being red cherry) to match their logo.
37882 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Hi I'm new to reddit and wanted to make my debut post sharing an image of a seal I help in the rescue centre I volunteer in. Her name is Moss, we're teaching her how to fish by herself so shes ready to go back home 💕
37882 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
Thank you
37880 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
TIL that in 1915, the lock millionaire Cecil Chubb bought his wife Stonehenge. She didn’t like it, so in 1918 he gave it to The United Kingdom.
37877 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
TIL Alex Trebek purchased 62 acres in the Hollywood Hills and donated it to a Santa Monica Conservancy.
37877 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
This bag of beef jerky came with a flosser
37875 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
WCGW if i swim with my wedding dress.
37875 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
We have lost our way.
37874 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Chinese woman with 2 passports, malware arrested at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club
37872 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
life's not fair
37872 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
Milo Yiannopoulos banned from Australia
37872 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
All she had to do was pay $63
37871 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
🔥 A white deer tries to hide but doesn't realize he lacks the ability to camouflage like his other deer friends.
37870 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Beehives in Texas attacked, set on fire, killing half a million bees
37869 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
his ears🥺
37865 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
HMC when i fight this guy infront of his friends.
37865 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
He made his own extensions :,)
37863 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
This champ (in the comments) wants to have a registry for meat eaters.
37862 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
🔥 Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in 🔥
37861 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Blessed_cracker
37860 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
I’m an art teacher and I moved to a new school this past summer. The previous teacher did not share my love of organization. Behold the before and after of my paper closet!
37860 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
You acquire the finite gauntlet. It gives you the power to abolish minor inconveniences with just a snap. What do you do with such power?
37859 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
The art of trolling
37859 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
People who have had "friends" stab you in the back, what is the story?
37859 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Take me back to 2006
37858 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Whats the one thing that you thought was easy but turned out to be extremely difficult when you actually attempted it?
37857 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
I think I’d end up losing every argument from laughing
37852 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
U.S. House approves expanded background checks for gun sales
37851 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
Dear Diory Bich
37851 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Dog Physics
37851 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
Sound on
37850 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Straight facts.
37847 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
It gets worse the further you read
37846 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
Amazon delivered it to me before release date!
37846 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
The North will never forget
37845 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Take my money
37843 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Ocasio-Cortez Calls Out GOP for Attacking Green New Deal as 'Socialism' While Supporting Billions in Big Oil Subsidies: "The fact that subsidies for fossil fuel corporations are somehow smart but subsidies for solar panels is 'socialist' is just bad faith," said the New York congresswoman
37841 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Guy tries to sucker punch 7-Eleven clerk
37840 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
David J. Peterson, who crafted the Dothraki and Valyrian languages for HBO’s 'Game of Thrones', is joining Denis Villeneuve's 'Dune' to build & develop the languages of that world.
37840 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Getting accidentally kidnapped
37840 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
George W. Bush delivering pizzas to federal employees who have been working without pay.
37839 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019