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Good Guy Jupiter
33329 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
October 29th, 1929 the last day of the stock market crash that would become known as Black Tuesday.
33329 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Look what my friend can do!
33326 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
I like being bitten by Mosquitoes
33324 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
My physics teacher says that if 100 people see my meme that he’ll give me extra credit.
33323 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Sis is balling into the new month
33323 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
me_irl
33320 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Once-in-a-lifetime photo I snapped in Egypt
33318 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren wants to raise $1 trillion in revenue with a new 7% tax on corporate profits over $100 million
33316 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Atlantic: Mattis found Trump to be of ‘limited cognitive ability, dubious behavior’
33316 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
Yo, he looks just like Mr. Bean!
33315 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
6.6 magnitude earthquake southwest of Searles Valley in San Bernardino County [California] is felt throughout the southland
33312 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
TIL That at the premiere of the Good Omens TV series, a front row seat was left empty in tribute to Terry Pratchett. His trademark scarf and hat were placed on it, and there was a bag of popcorn- Neil Gaiman said that Terry wanted to sit next to him and eat popcorn if an Omens movie ever happened.
33312 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
A lot of people were laughing at him for being wheeled around in a wagon. I felt like I needed to defend his honour.
33311 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
If you say “cocaine” three times in your car mirror, Dustin the crack head appears
33310 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
what a sweet young man
33309 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
Aww
33309 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
A mushroom in my yard looks exactly like a golf ball on a tee.
33308 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
I'll just run this crossing signal on my bike, WCGW?
33308 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
My kittens like to dig the change out of my pocket while I'm sleeping.
33307 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Guy Somehow Ends Up As The Only Passenger On A Delta Flight
33307 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
blessed_billboard
33307 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
Just rob a bank
33304 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
You shouldn't be allowed to drive a motorcycle unless you have killed a man for his crystal methamphetamine
33303 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
One blue wave was not enough: Democrats need another in 2020
33303 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
Every Law Professor With a Twitter Account Says Congressman Matt Gaetz Just Committed Witness Tampering
33302 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
This is so cute, I can’t stop watching it omg.
33301 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Thanks Elon, very cool
33301 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
A Tale to tell the Generations
33300 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
What were you most shocked to find out was a practical effect and not CGI?
33299 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
GOP congressman quotes Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ to slam Trump’s adversaries as liars
33299 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Who is the sexiest animated character?
33299 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
Oldest surviving diving suit, 18th century
33297 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Hmm...
33296 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Our lecturer is showing us a clip of himself on BBC news explaining the topic instead of just explaining the topic. I’ve never been flexed on so hard in my life.
33295 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
LPT-If you are attending a baby shower or diaper shower bring size 1 or 2 diapers. Everybody will bring newborn diapers. Babies grow faster than you think.
33295 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
Confused Fox
33295 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
My Swedish attempt att full English breakfast
33292 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Brandon Lee playing a Gameboy on the set of The Crow
33292 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
In Serbia, School Shooter with AK47 Got Beaten up by PE Teacher.
33291 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Socializing a spicy feral kitten. It's amazing what a meal, a bath, and a lot TLC can do.
33290 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Giant Animals throughout history
33288 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
If reddit was going to war, what would each subreddit contribute to help reddit win?
33287 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
A spider mimicking an ant by holding its front legs as antennae
33287 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
House approves Save the Internet Act that would reinstate net neutrality
33287 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Basically my life
33286 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
When space travel becomes a normal daily thing, what do you think will be the annoying stuff that will happen at spaceports or on the spaceflight?
33286 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Vin Diesel and Judi Dench are the real MVP.
33285 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
If Corporations Are People, Some of Them Should Go to Jail
33285 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
First picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator: Dark Fate
33284 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Girl and her dog both have the same heterochromia
33282 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
Venezuela congress names new leader, calls Nicolas Maduro illegitimate
33278 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
The mods on this subreddit seek only to make the game look better, removing negative threads while bumping up positive ones. People have a right to give genuine criticism as long as it can be backed up with evidence.
33277 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Calm before the storm
33277 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
'She feels like my neighbor': Elizabeth Warren is surprisingly winning voters on the campaign trail by not acting like a politician
33277 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Tried to pull a 300 IQ move
33276 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
TIL Genghis Khan exempted the poor, teachers, artists, and lawyers from taxes, encouraged literacy, and established freedom of religion across his empire. He also forbade the selling of women and the hunting of animals during their breeding season.
33274 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
THE PROLOGUE
33273 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
A "lap" is a non-existent body part that imaginably exists only when you are sitting
33273 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Government to ask Queen to Suspend Parliament
33271 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
TIL that ~300 million years ago, when trees died, they didn’t rot. It took 60 million years later for bacteria to evolve to be able to decompose wood. Which is where most our coal comes from
33271 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Don't fly too close to the sun
33267 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Woman for equal rights punches a man, get punched back and is shocked.
33265 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
You're Greg, you just finished an 8 hours shift at Walmart and as you leave to your car you run into one of your buddies in the parking lot and he introduce you to an alien. What do you do?
33264 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Never give up
33263 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
A near majority of Scots are now in favour of independence from the UK because of Brexit
33262 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Wife’s going places then.
33258 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
WCGW if I like to leave windows unlocked, and leave a criminal in a room unattended.
33256 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
C.S. Lewis to his goddaughter
33255 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
The Arctic may have crossed key threshold, emitting billions of tons of carbon into the air, in a long-dreaded climate feedback
33254 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Men find low waist-to-hip ratios attractive, commonly referred to as an hourglass figure, because it signals youth - not health or fertility - and is a reliable signal of physical and sexual maturity in young women who have not been pregnant, suggests a new study of over 12,000 female participants.
33254 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
Customer service on point
33254 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Ivanka Trump Should Surrender Security Clearance Immediately, CNN Contributor Says: ‘She Is Living an Embarrassing Lie’
33253 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Life doesn't look like it can get any better for these tub buddies.
33252 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
His bad day is worse than your bad day.
33251 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Naeem Rashid, the man who tried to stop the New Zealand mosque shooter with his bare hands, has died.
33249 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Too soon?
33249 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
This extremely detailed tanzanite cut by Steve Moriarty
33248 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
What have you fucked up already today?
33247 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
It's my neighbors first day of retirement. He set up a nerf gun turret in his garage waiting for neighbors to walk by. He looked so proud.
33245 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Jim Hopper cosplay from Stranger Things season 3
33244 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
*laughs in Nazi gold*
33243 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Im just gonna leave this here and say nothing.
33243 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Banks of solar panels would be able to replace every electricity-producing dam in the US using just 13% of the space. Many environmentalists have come to see dams as “blood clots in our watersheds” owing to the “tremendous harm” they have done to ecosystems.
33242 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
All mother aren’t great
33242 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
You could currently be living with a permanent and constant physical illness but never know it because you think the way you always feel is normal.
33241 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
New kind of zippers
33241 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
I need something like this for my boy!
33241 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
Facebook admits the actual figure for how many teenagers it targeted with it's illicit market research program was almost 4 times what it previously stated.
33240 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
The ending though lmaoooo
33240 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Her bio says she's 21.
33240 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
WHAT DO WE DO!?
33238 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Flat tire on coldest night of the year. -40F, Chicago
33236 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
My daughter won a toy knife at a carnival game and snuck it on a ride. 😂
33235 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Reverse psychology trick
33235 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Experience required
33235 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
Your username is now what you do for a living. How has your life changed?
33234 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
This husband and wife are window washers in my hometown. Every time I see them they’re working hard together and then walking from one job to the next holding hands.
33234 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
This never get old. Penn and Teller on Vaccinations. (NSFW Language)
33233 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Alabama just banned abortions.
33232 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019