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British man murders American in cold blood
51628 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
TIL Rasputin's autopsy showed no signs of poisoning, no water in his lungs, and in-tact genitalia. He simply died from three bullet wounds and the popular story of his incredible survivability is likely completely inaccurate.
51624 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Who’s the asshole?
51621 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
To find out if your dad is really your dad, you don't have to take a DNA test. You just need to tell your mom you are taking one, and see how aggressively she tries to discourage you.
51618 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
You are a 18 year old boy who is about to meet your 17 year old girlfriends family. The father is the stereotypical dad who polishes his guns in front of the boyfriend. What do you say/do that will make him contemplate shooting you?
51612 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
Power washing in NYC
51612 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
Saying no to the marriage vows.
51611 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? 🤷🏻‍♂️
51611 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Vision quest
51610 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
🔥 Wildlife photographer attempting to take photos of meerkats 🔥
51607 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
What a trick
51607 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
Bouncing balls
51607 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Colorado homeowner owed nothing after police SWAT shootout destroys his house, federal court rules
51606 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Typical BMW driver
51605 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
TIL that in 1980, the Supreme Court ruled that the US unjustly took 73 million acres of tribal land from the Sioux, including the sacred Black Hills. The Supreme Court the US to pay recompense totaling over $1 billion. The Sioux have never taken the money, instead demanding the return of the land.
51605 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
These habits should be discouraged
51605 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
Hit and Run thwarted by witnesses
51603 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
Oh wow. This is actually happening, people!
51602 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Senator: Mark Zuckerberg should face "the possibility of a prison term" for repeatedly lying to the American people about their privacy
51602 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Bartenders of Reddit, what is the strangest conversation you've ever overheard because people assume sound doesn't travel over the bar?
51600 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
TIL that in 1828, a painter named Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature portrait of her own breasts and sent it to a man in what is probably one of the earliest cases of someone sending nudes.
51599 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
Mitch McConnell gets a warm welcome from the crowd
51599 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
TIL Kid Rock didn't grow up in a trailer park, but on a six-acre estate with a 5,628-square-foot house and its own apple orchard.
51598 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Stealth Mission Logic
51596 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Do NOT... I swear to god if you... Oh, okay.
51596 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
can we get an applause for Sal Khan, the creator of Khan Academy with over 6,500 videos
51592 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Murdered while grandstanding
51590 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
The older you get the more you appreciate the moments when nothing awful is currently happening to you.
51589 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Triggering boss fights 101
51585 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating
51585 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
This is one of the best costumes ever
51583 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
Winner for World's best running outfit.
51581 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
From r/roast me
51580 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
A person who is 80 years old has seen almost one third of US history
51579 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Since there's always someone on the International Space Station, the last time all humans were on Earth together was November 2000
51577 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
When you take a quote from history without knowing the context!
51575 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Ahsoka has been through some crap
51575 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Amazing comment
51574 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Breaking
51571 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
26 to age 28. 2 years hard work and some intermittent fasting and I'm finally at a healthy weight. I've got a bit further to go but I'm so proud of how far I've come!!
51564 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
another brick in the wall
51562 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Santa doesn't have to be white
51560 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7.
51558 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Hoping this fits
51556 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Yankees
51555 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Shades of...everything
51552 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Wood
51552 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
The singer happened to be walking by, and saw this lovely man playing a tune so she decided to join in. They made something spectacular.
51547 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
TIL that Charlie Chaplin claimed to have slept with over 2,000 women, and his partners have described him as ‘a human sex machine’ and ‘hung like a horse’. He had a party trick where he would impersonate the orgasms of famous actresses.
51547 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Tiananmen Square Massacre: China Says U.S. Is Violating International Law By Honoring 30th Anniversary
51542 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
Proving a point to your daughter.
51539 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Poor doggo
51536 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
Star Wars Episode IX – Teaser
51533 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
The Ctrl Z Fairy
51532 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
The Chimbu, an isolated tribe in Papua Nee Guinea, dress in skeleton body paint to intimidate their enemies
51530 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
To be inclusive
51529 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Therapy dog in training
51527 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Completed my gaming setup :)
51526 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
"Oh, you mean this?"
51522 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
TIL In 2016, a British man crowdfunded a ten hour film of paint drying in order to force the British Board of Film Classification to watch it, as part of a protest against it. This is due to independent filmmakers needing to pay £1,000 per submission in order to be certified. The film received a U.
51518 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
calm boye
51513 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
TIFU by falling asleep in the back of my boyfriend's car
51513 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
Feelsgoodman
51509 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
What would people take more seriously if it had a different name?
51508 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
To dress up like a matrix character....
51508 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
If you were a bender and could manipulate one of the 4 elements (earth, water, air, fire) which one would you choose and why?
51507 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
Friend of mine graduated in Law School at the age of 94
51497 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
The other guys face. Priceless!
51495 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Four different alpha males pitted again at each other, with sharpshooter level accuracy in their descriptions
51489 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Demanding Transcript of Trump Call With Xi, Warren Slams President for Selling Out People of Hong Kong 'Behind Closed Doors': "The public must see the transcript of Trump's call with Xi. And we need a leader who will stand up for our values."
51484 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
3D printed picture
51483 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Belarusian model who claimed to have evidence of Russian efforts to help Trump win office is deported to Moscow from Thailand
51480 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
Defusing the bomb in front of his crying eyes.
51477 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
51475 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
And Murdered By Words of Another Vet
51475 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
Fuck Yelp
51470 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
The best of times and the best of grinds.
51470 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
Speaks for itself
51465 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
Killing a baby in the new Modern Warfare campaign brings up a message from the devs shaming you and boots you back to the mission select page. Meanwhile in Fallout 3...
51465 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
15-hour siege of Hong Kong police headquarters ends peacefully, building pelted with eggs and police trapped inside for entire day
51461 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
A hamster cage, that's free....just wow
51458 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
Trump plays golf after cancelling trip to Poland to observe Second World War anniversary
51458 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
UPDATE: Turns out ol Gimmy Yeetboi was trying to steal $550 from me, now their party has no live entertainment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
51453 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Philadelphia is considering opening a site where drug users can go to legally use drugs. They would be monitored by medical professionals who would administer anti-overdose medication as needed. Medical professionals, how would you feel about having this job?
51445 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Chadhounds
51442 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
I was about to go to school until i saw my mom wearing a hentai shirt and now im shaking
51442 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
LPT If you think someone has forgotten your name, skip the awkwardness and mention it in third person.
51440 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
Mitch McConnell Challenger Amy Mcgrath Releases Blistering Ad in Kentucky: He 'Left Our Coal Miners Behind'
51439 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Teacher's homework policy
51438 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Court Refuses to Block Release of Netflix's Panama Papers Movie ‘The Laundromat’
51432 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Americans of Reddit, what is something you didn't realise was typically American, until you went abroad?
51431 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
Oh nice! I’ll do a backflip near this mirror
51430 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
I’m scared.
51427 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
A Protestant man and Catholic woman loved each all the way to the grave even though they couldn’t be buried together.
51422 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
Reports: 2 killed, 40 detained in new gay purge in Chechnya
51420 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Oh lawd he comin.
51415 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Love for John Cena ❤️❤️❤️
51413 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
The more I watch the more I realize Dwight is a really good guy and loyal friend.
51410 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
nvm i'll just use up my data
51409 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Around 50 per game...
51409 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019