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"Charizard" mosaic in old German chapel
47751 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
Choose wisely
47748 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Chinese School Principal Dances with his Students
47745 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
For-profit college cancels $500M in student debt after fraud allegations
47742 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Fuck China
47739 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
In an alternate universe...
47734 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
This wonderful double floor glassed corner on this modern stone house
47732 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
Just choked on water watching this
47732 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
Third time in two months that my landlord didn’t pay the WiFi bill so I went and did it myself in person. Got this text from her friend immediately after
47727 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
I need an AR15 in case I need to hijack a plane
47726 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
In Germany, when traffic slows or stops, it is the law to get to the side of the road. This allows emergency vehicles through.
47726 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Maggie is now a certified therapy dog!
47726 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
I have been homeless for 5 months now and I was able to get fitted for a free suit by this great man. As silly as it sounds I never owned something this nice even when I was working making money.
47725 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Quit your bs skinny-shaming
47725 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
Dad magic.
47724 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
Not everyone on tinder is a dick apparently
47723 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Typing the word "skepticism" is like playing Pong with your keyboard
47721 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
The type of relationship we all want
47721 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Anon gets robbed
47717 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
Respect for Sergeant Stubby
47716 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
The Fast Progress of VR
47716 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
My wife and I got married over Thanksgiving after 10 years together. Her Grandma immediately got to work on my Christmas Stocking. She just finished it. I think it's awesome.
47715 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Raiden has the best backstory.
47715 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Buzz Aldrin punches moon landing denier in the face
47715 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
"Go get your brother for a photo"
47714 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
TIL that actor David Herman (Michael Bolton from the movie "Office Space") got himself fired from MADtv by screaming all his lines during read-through. Apparently, he wanted to leave the show to do other projects, but Fox would not let him out of his contract.
47711 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
TIL that Depression actually alters vision, making the world appear far more dull and monochrome. This is due to lower Retinal activity in comparison to someone that doesn't suffer from Depression.
47711 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
USA is shaking and crying
47709 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Greta Thunberg says she ‘needs a rest’ as she heads home to Sweden after year of global climate activism. Teen campaigner, this week named Time’s Person of the Year, is currently in Italy leading a ‘Fridays for Future’ demonstration
47709 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
Just some common English mistakes
47707 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
“Them boys do work” my history professor
47706 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
One of my professors used to say that photography is just capturing the moment
47706 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
We have ourselves a genius.
47705 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
My brother took my headphones and put them back like nothing was wrong...
47704 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Took this photo outside the baggage claim at the Cusco airport in Peru (altitude 11,152 ft). Chewing coca leaves is legal in Peru and is widely encouraged for tourists to prevent altitude sickness.
47704 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
If you got offered $1,000,000 USD but every time you spend it you sneeze for every dollar you spend, would you take it? Why or why not?
47702 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
My sister has zero self-awareness...
47701 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
In the wake of Fraser Anning punching the kid who egged him, here’s how the Governator responded when he was egged.
47699 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
Non drinkers of Reddit, what do you tell people when they ask "why don't you drink"?
47696 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
Before and after surgery for craniofacial duplication
47694 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
This near life size sculpture of a gorilla made entirely of colored pencils.
47689 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
It really is America's ass
47688 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
TIL There's a zip file titled '42.zip'. It's known as a zip bomb or 'zip of death' because it's original size is only 42 kilobytes. But when it's uncompressed, it expands to 4.5 petabytes (4,500,000 gigabytes), crashing the antivirus program and then the system.
47687 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Just like Maroon 5
47687 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
What folklore creature do you think really exists?
47685 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
An apple a day...
47685 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
One of my favorite drawings I’ve done! This is Snowy.
47684 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
That little hop-turn in the middle is called a "binky" and means this bun is very happy and feels safe.
47684 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
TIL that when King James I of England had trouble fattening up his horses, court jester Archibald Armstrong suggested that His Majesty make the horses bishops and they would fatten in no time.
47684 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
This aisle of cheese balls at my local Walmart.
47680 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Oh Holy Knight
47680 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
TIL Sir Alec Guiness HATED his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: "Apart from the money, I regret having embarked on the film," calling the dialog "lamentable." An autograph seeker told him he'd seen the movie over 100 times; he gave him an autograph on the condition he never see the movie again.
47678 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
Should men receive paternal leave with the same pay and duration as women receive with maternal leave, why or why not?
47676 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
You get 24 hours to prepare, and you get paid $10,000 to stay in your room for an entire week with no internet/data connection/television. Can't leave. Do you do it? And if so, what do you do in the meantime?
47674 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Gordon Ramsay being trained by Marco Pierre White, 1980's.
47665 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Expando-staff
47665 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
That Frisbee throw
47663 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Chick-fil-A’s first UK location will close after pressure from LGBTQ rights group
47662 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Using acetone vapor to clear a headlight
47661 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Former Nazi concentration camp survivor observes moment of silence at commemoration ceremonies for 74th anniversary of the liberation of Buchenwald.
47659 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
My mom making ramen back in 1989 Tokyo, Japan
47659 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?
47658 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
Student demands SAT score be released after she's accused of cheating
47658 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
TIL The creator of The Sims, Will Wright, was inspired to make the game after losing his home and most of his material possessions in a fire in 1997. Thinking about the value of material needs as he rebuilt his life gave him the idea of a game where players managed the life of a suburban household.
47652 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
Why Britain. Why
47650 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
What is a true fact that sounds like a conspiracy theory?
47647 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Norway's new minister of health
47646 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Remember this type of pointless apps that all early smartphone users downloaded in order to impress their friends?
47645 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Their reactions are priceless.
47644 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Asking for water in a German restaurant starter pack
47643 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
The White House will get the Mueller report before the public does in case it wants to make redactions, Barr says
47642 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
What would be included in a Premium version of sleep?
47641 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
Was told to post this here
47641 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
There's a $87 dollar difference between searching for a flight on my iPad and computer for the same flight. $269 on the computer and $182 on iPad.
47640 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
This sign prohibits smoking dogs from entering a bar’s outdoor seating area.
47636 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Fork at the Eiffel Tower is the Eiffel Tower.
47636 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
POS pepper spraying a little girl
47635 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
This guy is going places
47634 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
“The ideal man/woman according to different social media” starter pack
47633 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
If we have casual sex, that means that ranked competitive sex exists. What are the different ways you can earn points or multipliers?
47631 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
TIL that Ebbie Tolbert was born around 1807 and spent over 50 years as a slave. She got her freedom at the age of 56. She also lived long enough so that at age 113 she could walk to the St Louis polling station and registered to vote.
47629 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
spread it
47627 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
You should stop focusing on me and look to your righ...
47625 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Wow Disney+ is amazing
47618 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Nothing is ruining my Netflix viewing experience more lately than them cutting off the credits to blast a preview in my face
47616 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
This bird knows all about sacrifice
47615 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
TIL that since 9/11 more than 37,000 first responders and people around ground zero have been diagnosed with cancer and illness, and the number of disease deaths is soon to outnumber the total victims in 2001.
47613 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Getting married today (crazy nervous). Pretty happy with my ring. Wish me luck!
47613 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
This Sky colored bird
47613 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Obama making a woman's baby stop crying
47612 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
"18/19 Year Old Slowly Destroying His Life Starter Pack"
47611 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
I took this with my drone this summer, the Lavender fields with lost sight. welcome to Valensole in South of France
47610 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Instagram Influencer With 2.6m Followers Struggles To Sell 36 T-Shirts
47610 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
Marijuana banned from Chicago public housing despite legalization taking effect January
47610 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
why the fuck are you harassing me Mr. officer
47608 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Redditor uploads image of the inventor of the super soaker. He shows up in the comments!
47608 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Be more like Switzerland
47598 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
Freedom
47598 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
So getting in based on grades is no longer allowed
47596 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
Lazy lion lets gravity do the work for her.
47593 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019