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Excuse me sir could you move? Thanks.
38537 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
In flight entertainment on Spirit Airlines
38535 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Proud Ancestors
38534 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
Tolkien
38532 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Amazon removes books promoting dangerous bleach ‘cures’ for autism and other conditions
38529 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
Update: We Found a “Staggering” 281 Lobbyists Who’ve Worked in the Trump Administration; That’s one lobbyist for every 14 political appointees, and four times more than Obama appointed in half the time.
38526 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Whistle-Blower Is a C.I.A. Officer Who Was Detailed to the White House
38525 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
A picture worth a thousand words
38524 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
Kawhi makes fun of his own laugh at the end of his parade speech.
38522 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Picture of my girlfriend bringing up past arguments to win the current one
38520 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
Snow White Walker and John Snow White
38519 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
ironic but still funny
38519 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
6ix9ine snitching on everybody
38519 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
TIFU by leaving my girlfriend chained to a bed for 3 hours NSFW
38518 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
What is lame when you’re young, but cool when you’re older?
38518 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
If you got paid $10,000 per lb. You get one punch, and you have to knock the animal unconscious or dead. What’s the biggest animal you would choose?
38516 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Long exposure photo of a Falcon 9 rocket launch and its reflection; the symmetry makes this my favorite image I've shot to date!
38514 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Puppy saved from a fire becomes a firefighter
38513 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
We met this loser (middle) on Xbox Live over 10 years ago. Today we arrived in his town in South Australia for his wedding.
38513 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
I spent 16+ hrs creating this Spongebob 'S' for my ToonType project. [OC]
38513 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
IMO Disney messed up by putting Will Smith's face on Genie's character, not only because the role is so deeply tied to Robin Williams' performance, but also because the Genie is a non-anthropomorphic character. The Genie should've been a fully CGI designed character.
38512 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
I’m Brendan Eich, inventor of JavaScript and cofounder of Mozilla, and I'm doing a new privacy web browser called “Brave” to END surveillance capitalism. Join me and Brave co-founder/CTO Brian Bondy. Ask us anything!
38511 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
R. Kelly Arrested on Federal Sex Trafficking Charges: Law Enforcement Officials
38509 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Trump impeachment sends stock market soaring, despite president's warning it would crash
38504 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
Bouncer takes down gunman walking into a club
38504 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
In Men In Black, the Edgar suit decomposes as the movie goes on.
38503 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Trying to figure out how to do your child’s homework after years of not studying is the equivalent of starting off from a previous save and not knowing where you are in the storyline after months of not playing.
38501 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
TIL The Queen of England can fire the entire Australian government. In 1975 her representative in Australia fired the prime minister of Australia and the rest of parliament in response to a government shutdown. There hasn’t been another shutdown since.
38501 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Stacking if else statements be like
38500 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?
38495 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Board Man celebrates
38495 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Guinea-Highway
38494 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Goths are a dying breed
38493 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
TIFU by putting a rock in my ear, then leaving it for roughly 13 years.
38492 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
We had a Smash tournament on New Year's Eve and I won this trophy!
38490 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
The White House will get the Mueller report before the public does in case it wants to make redactions, Barr says
38490 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Blursed teacher
38489 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Watch my friends doggo disappear into the snow 😍
38488 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
I wasn't expecting that.
38488 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
he did
38488 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Stitch
38486 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Volkswagen Beetle side fenders converted into motorcycles
38486 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
You can’t be an adult if you don’t know about old car parts
38485 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
Elementary school principal reads books on Facebook to ensure her students have a bedtime story
38485 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Damn, is it me or is it getting hot?
38483 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
Kirby fan
38482 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Learning to stay calm
38481 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Bitch I’m a bus
38481 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
TIL Mike Tyson's Training Regiment included waking up at 4am, jogging 5-miles. Then he would do 2000 sit-ups, 500 pushups, 500 dips, 500 shrugs and about 30 minutes of neck bridges daily. He repeated this 6 days a week.
38481 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
What's the bitchiest, most pretentious/entitled thing someone can have in their online profile?
38480 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Trump's Stated Plan to Loot Syria's Oil Reserves 'Would Be a War Crime,' Critics Say
38480 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz appears to threaten Michael Cohen on Twitter
38480 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Lvl 3 vs lvl 97
38479 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Pregnant women who get a flu shot protect not only themselves, but also their developing baby, finds a new study. The findings support the importance of pregnant women receiving the influenza vaccine.
38479 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.
38476 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
If you don't want to donate your organs after you die; you shouldn't be allowed to receive donated organs.
38476 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Avengers Endgame: The characters who've been snapped away in Infinity War do not appear in the opening credits of Endgame
38474 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
Today at Blizzcon.
38474 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Me_irl
38471 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
If you could teleport, what would be the easiest way to legally make money while keeping your power hidden?
38471 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Dat bear
38471 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Happy 4th of July
38469 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
6 seasons later
38469 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Last year my wife was Mushu and Mulan, this year it's Ash and Pikachu!
38465 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
to make it fit
38465 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
TIL that a study co-authored by hundreds of physicists, "The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth," is only one sentence long: "So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth."
38464 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Substitute teacher beat 15 year old special needs student to the floor then stomped on her head.
38463 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
German boat captain Pia Klemp says she faces up to 20 years in prison in Italy for "aiding illegal immigration." Her crime was rescuing people from drowning in the Mediterranean Sea.
38463 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Just trying to paddle surf, but the dolphin mafia arrive
38460 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
ELI5: How did we get to the point where laptops and smartphones are in the same price range?
38459 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
This bird that looks like Danny DeVito
38457 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Guns N’ Roses with Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1991
38456 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
AITA for telling the girl who kissed my boyfriend for a play that she is desperate and pathetic?
38455 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
"it can't get any worse"
38453 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Chris O'Dowd calling out the Daily Mirror
38452 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Cause why not
38452 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
Masturbation is genocide.
38451 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
Meanwhile, in Florida
38451 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
My school just banned dating
38450 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
Climate-change deniers are a danger to our security - “It is long past the time to challenge, confront, debunk and frankly, embarrass, adults who’d rather adopt some tribal identification than solve a pressing and all-too-real danger to the country.”
38450 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
I asked my cousin if he liked the book I lent him
38450 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
When Adam and Jamie painted the Mona Lisa in 80 Milliseconds!
38450 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
One of the smallest vertebrates in the world, the chameleon of Madagascar.
38450 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
That kick tho
38449 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Threw my swatter at a fly. Dont ask questions because I dont have answers
38449 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
5-year-old in Alaska carried toddler half a mile in temperature 31 degrees below zero
38446 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
You heard em
38446 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
TIFU by making a Redditor think I was a serial killer causing her to delete her account
38445 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Had a friend move out of his starter base... I decided to make it decay over time.
38444 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
Missing Romanian teenager 'begged' police to 'stay on the line':"Please stay with me on the line, I'm really scared," Alexandra Macesanu told a police officer while crying during her third and last call, according to a transcript released on Facebook by her uncle
38444 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
For Father’s Day this year I recreated my favorite picture of my dad. Him after graduating high school in 1980 and me after graduating today.
38443 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Twitch and their abuse of power
38443 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
Oh ma gawd
38441 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Mommy look at my new hat ^_^
38440 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Felt cute at the zoo, might eat the staff later, Idk.
38440 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
To be mind blowing
38439 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
British people of Reddit, how is the American Revolution tought in your schools?
38439 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
One of the perks of volunteering at your local shelter
38437 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
Antidepressants
38436 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller I like to try and draw what they might look like. Here’s Barbara from today:
38436 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019