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In 1938, Nazis demanded to know if ‘The Hobbit’ author was Jewish. He responded with a high-class burn.
29667 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
Only 90s kids remember
29666 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
This gorilla is made out of nails
29664 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
[Kleiman] Nantz to Romo: "Welcome to the Superbowl." Romo: “I’ve been waiting to hear welcome to the Super Bowl my whole life”
29664 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
Rapper gets misquoted
29663 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Bucking bronco (octopus rides moray eel to avoid its jaws)
29662 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
cursed_grenades
29662 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Admissions officers/essay coaches of Reddit: what was the most pretentious application you've ever seen?
29662 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
found on r/memes
29661 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Damnit Linda.
29659 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Working on the farm
29659 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
AITA for starting my wedding on time and not waiting for my parents?
29658 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
I see your overweight-southern-gun-prom pic and raise you: dad pointing a gun at the prom date.
29658 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Respect his wishes
29657 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Melt ponds open in Arctic as permafrost melts at levels not expected until 2090. Series of 'anomalously warm summers' caused ground to thaw, researchers say
29657 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
What’s the difference between a computer and an American?
29656 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Come be our slave.. and pay us $60pw for the honour
29655 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
President Trump Is Spending $20 Billion on an Aircraft Carrier. The Navy Wanted That Money for Cybersecurity
29653 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Oh hi you taking a bath huh?
29652 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
Stranger Things 4 | Official Announcement
29652 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Men of Reddit, what is the nicest compliment you've ever received from a girl?
29648 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Nintendo of America’s Reggie Fils-Aime to Retire: Doug Bowser Named New President
29648 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican
29647 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
People who don’t comment on posts, why not?
29646 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
[OC] And the customer of the year award goes to...
29645 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
I swear it never works
29645 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
That's one way to do it
29645 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
In the original Lion King (1994), Rafiki only recognises Simba's scent on the wind after eating a Baobob fruit, the taste triggering the memory of anointing Simba with the same fruit as a lion cub at the beginning of the film.
29644 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
Busted not paying for your taxi!
29643 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
Liquor store near my house got robbed and made it to the the new and I couldn’t think of a better place to post this
29642 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
I don't know if this fits here but I'm going to take my chances.
29641 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
Baby is tired of this shit
29640 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
The Spider-Man (2002) Twin Tower teaser that I got scanned from a 35mm print in 4K and got color corrected by a friend
29640 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Religious and non-religious people hold similar standards for natural claims and show no bias against scientific reasoning, suggests new study. However, religious people set a lower bar for accepting supernatural claims, while non-religious people show a bias against them, called the Sagan standard.
29639 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Follow up for the homies out here
29639 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
When I graduated college, I had interviews at Google, Dropbox, Goldman Sachs, and others because of my resume, despite a 2.2 GPA. Now we've build a software to make the same resume for free. AMA!
29638 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Painted a Star Destroyer for the 4th but wasn't able to finish it in time.
29636 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Puerto Rico gov tweets #PuertoRicoIsTheUSA after WH spokesman refers to it as 'that country'
29636 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
Boy: What's a palindrome?
29635 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
MRW I order one cheeseburger and one regular fries from five guys and the cashier says that'll be $15.
29634 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
Destroying a Hornets nest
29633 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
GOP Campaign Worker in NC Admits to Filling in Republican Votes on Absentee Ballots, Claims She Was Told to Lie
29632 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
This is where the fun begins!
29632 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Justice Department fails to comply with court order to release transcripts of Michael Flynn’s conversations with Russian ambassador
29631 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Ridley Scott to direct third Alien prequel movie, which is currently in the script phase
29630 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Video of Robert Kraft at Florida Day Spa to Be Released by Prosecutors
29630 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Planting one trillion trees could be one of the most effective tools we have to fight climate change.
29628 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
White student calls black classmate the N word then runs for his life
29628 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
1 in 5 companies say China stole their IP within the last year
29628 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Glassy waves and clear water
29627 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
My Princess Peach Cosplay made from a bedsheet
29627 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
Everyone is ok. Witnessed this morning. Lady decides to stop in the middle of some tracks.
29626 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
The day we brought pup home —> exactly one year from then 🙂
29626 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
Trump’s Attorneys Now Arguing That No Prosecutor Can Investigate A Sitting President
29625 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
My sister deserves a death penalty
29625 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
My grandfather has kept a photo of me in his wallet since I was 5 years old. Surprisingly good condition for a 20-year-old photo!
29624 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
The tackiest wedding rules
29624 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
German Shepherd Beaten And Shot Multiple Times Saving His 16 Year-Old Owner From Burglars
29623 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
If time-travel is ever invented, Bethlehem around Christmastime will probably be a big tourist destination. So much, in fact, that the hotels might run out of room...
29623 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Oof
29621 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Absolutely crazy control
29621 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Let go
29621 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Tormund got a hug. Sam got a hug. Our Good Boi didn't even get a pet on the head. Damn you, Jon Snow!
29620 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Patriots player: I won't visit White House, but it 'would be dope' to meet Obama instead
29620 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Comedian Michael Swaim had his script stolen by a Hollywood producer
29620 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
The Great Republican Abdication | A party that no longer believes in American values.
29620 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
A man is on trial for cannibalism
29619 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Real subtle
29619 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
You underestimate my power!
29618 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
Blessed_Dance
29617 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Slayer’s Gary Holt thinks Imagine Dragons are the ‘shittiest band on earth’
29617 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
Oof
29616 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
Hawaii has decriminalized marijuana
29612 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Trump invokes KKK slogan 'love it or leave it' at North Carolina rally
29612 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Chris Brown wearing a black wife beater
29611 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Thanks, Uncle Sam! After tax cuts, Texas Instruments spent $5 billion on stock — three times more than R&D
29611 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Not only does this laptop stand improve your posture, it also DOUBLES THE SIZE OF YOUR SCREEN!
29610 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Blursed Toy Story
29608 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Racist lady gets denied a hotel room
29605 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Honestly I would do that
29605 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
We need the material
29604 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
WIBTA if I ask my pregnant wife to move out because she and her best friend decided to "test" my loyalty?
29604 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Puppies and kittens meeting for the first time (very dramatic music)!
29602 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
'A Warning' replaces Donald Trump Jr.'s 'Triggered' as No.1 book on NYT bestseller list
29601 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
honestly she has paris hilton feet so she couldnt have fit in them anyways ...
29600 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
Surprise your loved ones with your new blood pillow
29598 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
My girlfriend spent $100 to get me a White Claw cake for my birthday. She was less than pleased with the result.
29597 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
hmmm
29597 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Cursed Furries
29596 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Alex Trebek, this post's for you ♥️
29596 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
A world in which elves exist and magic works - Múlagljúfur Canyon, Iceland. BY Arnar Kristjansson, [1200x1600]
29596 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
[SPOILERS] I must say I don’t remember seeing Brienne so happy like this.
29595 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Mosquito killed by a dart.
29594 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
I almost got raped tonight but thankfully I'm ok now and still a virgin
29591 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
In my local coffee shop
29589 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
What is the scariest/creepiest thing that has happened to you when you were home alone?
29589 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
Reposting because original was removed due to having personal information (twitter handle) on it
29588 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
General Kenobeep
29585 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Ghost out here just being a good boy
29585 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
TIL Disney changed the name of their project "Basil of Baker Street" to The Great Mouse Detective", causing Disney animators to pass around a joke memo blandly renaming old Disney classics. It reached the CEO of Disney, who was furious and demanded to know who wrote the memo. No one squealed.
29584 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019