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HOW COULD SHE DARE BE HUMAN?!
34358 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
They switched the P's
34358 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop - "You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.
34356 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Well.... not only girls but even guys are Not interested in me
34356 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Oh well, we still have tons of money
34353 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
No, let him dehydrate please.
34353 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
corner
34352 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Some people need to learn the other side of life
34348 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Germans having a party
34347 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Florida man pays off lunch debts for every child in 9 schools
34346 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
I mean we were all thinking it
34346 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Rafael Nadal hits an unreal shot around the net to set up match point
34346 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Good evening, Clarice
34346 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Murdered by your own words John
34344 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
Ozzy Osbourne admitted to hospital for 'complications from flu'
34343 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
TIL former NFL player Warrick Dunn raised his five siblings while attending college and then playing in the NFL, after his mom, a police officer, was shot dead while he was in high school. He built 145 houses for single moms, and also met and forgave the man who was convicted of killing his mother.
34342 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
2meirl4meirl
34341 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Fake warnings on e-cig ads distract kids from truth. Messages such as “IMPORTANT: Contains flavor” appeared atop the ads in large print inside a box, mimicking the format of the then-upcoming federally mandated message – “WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.”
34340 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Ducks are underrated
34340 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
To play with the humans
34339 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
You know it be true
34337 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
I have had multiple ankle surgeries. Today I got a tattoo to make my scar a little sillier
34337 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Oh snap! I fixed the show...
34337 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Seattle Police officers running into a pedestrian and then claiming assault.
34336 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
Relatable
34336 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Netflix's Movie Catalog Has Shrunk By 40% Since 2014
34336 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Perfect time to tell her I love her...
34335 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
When lightning strikes sand it creates a fulgurite, a structure formed due to the super heating of sand into glass.
34333 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
Name’s taken [OC]
34329 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Friend turned 30 this week. We got him a new graphics card. Made a discreet packaging :)
34327 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
🔥 baby stingrays
34327 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Samuel L. Jackson During a Photoshoot Celebrating His 69th Birthday
34326 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Hospitals can be a scary place for children
34325 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
My friend matched w/ this guy on Okcupid
34323 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
Sleepy sea turtle
34321 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Networks giving Trump free airtime on Tuesday refused to air Obama’s 2014 immigration speech
34320 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
TIL that Manhattan Project nuclear physicist Alvin Weinberg was fired from his job for continually advocating for a safer and less weaponizable nuclear reactor using Thorium, one that has no chance of a meltdown.
34319 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Tennessee prosecutor: Gay people not entitled to domestic violence protections
34319 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
Parent brings child with horribly dirty hair to a barber.
34318 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Confusing perspective
34318 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
Just a reminder of what £1100 in rent can get you in London
34317 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
I'm just asking
34317 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
TIL That when the famous pirate Henry Morgan died, an amnesty was declared so pirates and privateers could come and pay their respects without fear of arrest. He was also given a state funeral in Port Royal, and buried with a 22-gun salute.
34315 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
The Unabomber’s cabin, held in an FBI storage facility on an airforce base in Sacramento
34314 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
TIFU by making fun of anti-vaxers at my new job in front of my pregnant and (apparently) anti-vaxer manager.
34313 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
me_irl
34313 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
College be like...
34310 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
TIL that hummingbirds are only found in the Americas (and not in the rest of the world), but the oldest known hummingbird was actually a fossil collected in Germany.
34309 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Overwatch Mei Standing Hong With Kong
34307 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
I am Ace Watkins, the only Gamer running for President of the United States, AMA!
34305 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Wants a masters degree for a minimum wage job...
34304 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Apple says cheap battery replacements hurt iPhone sales
34304 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
After working with dementia patients, I can attest how important it is to play into their realities. So thank you, butcher!
34303 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
These elderlies formed a human chain to buy time for HONG KONG protesters to escape
34302 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Cursed mute
34301 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Only realised he was sat in front of me half way through the game
34300 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Email Leak Exposes Trump Tower Russian’s Dirty Lobbying Operations
34300 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
Trump Is Horrible But Mitch McConnell Is Really Destroying America
34300 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Just one quick sniff.
34299 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
A typical response from my father when I tell him I can’t do something.
34298 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
HMFT after I get in a crash without wearing a seatbelt
34297 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
MRW Borderlands 3 was announced and everyone is loving & praising it except me because I've never played those games
34293 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
In 10 Cloverfield Lane, Howard is already wearing earplugs when confronting Emmett and Michelle because he intends to use his gun regardless of the outcome.
34293 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
SHUTUP YOU MORON!!
34293 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Crikey she’s a beauty!
34292 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
WELL THEN, DON'T TAKE YOUR KIDS TO AN R-RATED MOVIE.
34292 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
The Impeachment Probe Should Include All of Trump’s Crimes
34290 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
There’s something about this local theater brochure...
34290 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
This is not a meme
34288 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Garfield's Advice
34288 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Alright don't mess this up the whole country is watching
34287 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
My wife is an archivist, she processed the 1984 Olympic torch yesterday
34287 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
How a black hole is made.
34287 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Fame's winning performance in Master's Agility Championship
34281 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Dear god
34279 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Dwight Muhammad Qawi taunting Leon Spinks
34279 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
It be like that
34279 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
My daughter, who is 11 and is blind, likes making tactile art. This is her aluminum foil snail. USD quarter for scale.
34278 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Heart melted.
34276 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
WCGW if I try to show off
34275 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Blursed_doctor
34275 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Gentle giant takes three careful bites of a Pringle
34275 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
This is Nala, gave us quite a scare when we couldn't find her anywhere.
34274 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
What a waste
34271 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
LPT: If you find yourself with a lot of free time and don't find yourself enjoying usual interests (gaming etc) pick up a new hobby, something you've looked at and thought "it looks fun but it looks too difficult or complicated", do it anyway trust me
34269 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Grandad glass blowing madlad
34269 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Cap was not only worthy enough to wield Mjolnir, but powerful enough to command Stormbreaker (Thor's warning to the Guardians: "You simply lack the strength to wield it, your bodies will crumble as your minds collapse into madness")
34268 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Legend has it that Pete only gets Super Likes
34267 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
Blessed_protest
34267 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
Triss Merigold Cosplay by Andrasta (The Witcher Series)
34266 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
What hurts more - his pride or his ankles?
34265 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Only a handful of times each year Utah's deserts become blanketed in white. The combination between snow & sand is incredible. Castle Valley near Moab, UT[1400x2100][OC]
34265 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
Insane president postpones meeting with Danish prime minister because she refused to sell part of her sovereign, democratic country that’s literally filled with real people
34264 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Four-star review.
34264 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
Imagine that
34264 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Hoping some of you at least find my baby dumbo ratty cute
34262 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Wife of lobbyist for Russian plant in KY got boost from McConnell: Maddow notes how the dots connect awkwardly for McConnell after the wife of the lobbyist who alerted McConnell to a huge Russian investment in Kentucky was suddenly processed for a federal judgeship for which she is not qualified.
34262 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?
34261 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Today is my 31st wedding anniversary. It was blistering hot on July 16, 1988. I went bald and she went blonde but we're still together and still in love.
34261 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
See aunt
34259 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019