woid

top stories

Reddit (2019)

Oh god.....
24930 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
It begins
24930 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
American kids would much rather be YouTubers than astronauts. Becoming an astronaut ranked last among five professions. Only in China did children have a clear preference for being an astronaut—or rather, a taikonaut—and had higher expectations for human settlement of space in the decades to come.
24930 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
I Used To Date An Insane Racist “Nice Guy”
24928 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
TIFU by not wearing underwear to work
24926 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
TIL of king penguin, Lala who was injured and nursed back to health in Japan. He didn't leave so the family adopted him and lived in a air-conditioned room. He walked around the neighborhood and got himself fishes from the store. He lived with the family for 10 years before dying of old age in 1996.
24926 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Catholic priest burning Harry Potter books and Twilight novels
24925 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
My girlfriend waited 2 years for a crow to land on a grave. Of course it was raining to make it that much better!
24925 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
My brother won a costume contest! (Built the bike himself)
24925 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
TIL a man was hit by a Metro train going 70mph and his flying body parts injured a woman. She sued his estate on the theory that “If you do something as stupid as this guy did, you have to be responsible for what comes from it“
24925 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
it's unfortunate this pizza box didn't take off
24925 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Happy New Year! (oc)
24924 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Boris Johnson confronted by angry father on hospital visit: 'The NHS has been destroyed' - The man, whose child was being treated at Whipps Cross University Hospital in north-east London, told the prime minister: "The NHS has been destroyed ... and now you come here for a press opportunity."
24924 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
We are going to end the greed of the pharmaceutical industry
24924 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
I was told to post this here.
24923 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Ouch...
24923 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
Completing a fractal puzzle
24923 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
Two potentially life-friendly planets found orbiting a nearby star (12 light-years away)
24922 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
A rare example of an antivaxxer seeing the light. Boo on you commenter!
24920 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
These must be connected somehow
24920 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
TIL that Martin Luther King’s mother was also assassinated. A deranged man who believed Christianity was harming African Americans gunned her down as she played the organ in church. He was sentenced to death but this was commuted to life imprisonment because the Kings opposed capital punishment.
24919 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Man asks Blue Jays for the source of injury news and the Jays respond quite literally.
24916 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Ban on smoking at Disney parks goes into effect this Wednesday
24915 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
60 Amazon Workers Walked Out Over Warehouse Working Conditions - They are asking for better pay on the night shift and better working conditions. It's the second work stoppage at a Minnesota fulfillment center in the last two months.
24914 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
In the russian dance Berezka, women move with steps so short that it looks like they're floating
24914 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Amsterdam, Rembrandtplein 1960 vs today. Radical changes are possible
24914 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
I’m going to Alabama to visit my sister and I need help
24913 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
I helped him.
24912 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Gay Vietnam veteran tombstone
24912 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Picked up my son’s birthday cupcakes today. I made sure to give him an extra long hug when I got home.
24912 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Rashida Tlaib was right: We impeached the motherfucker
24911 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Three members of the public armed with a fire extinguisher take down the attacker during yesterday's terror attack on London Bridge
24910 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
Kitchen manager made a burger he was especially proud of and asked me to take a picture.
24909 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Schiff: Trump betrayed America. Soon the public will hear from patriots who defended it.
24908 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Former vice president of Walt Disney sentenced to more than 6 years in Portland sex abuse investigation
24907 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
If it works it's not stupid!
24906 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
Actually insane
24904 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Invest in True Love?
24903 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
I want my money back
24902 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
I do
24902 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Aww that’s cute
24902 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
AHA my perfectly formulated plan
24902 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
2meirl4meirl
24901 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Oof
24899 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Insulted, I am.
24898 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Guy calls teachers by their first names, their reactions are priceless...
24896 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
This is Elvis. He's 53 years old and apparently loves fruit.
24895 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
TIL that in 1985, a Colombian girl was trapped in a volcanic mudflow, and was trapped up to her waist. She was mostly alert and was interviewed. Knowing she would die, volunteers and rescuer did their best to comfort her. She died after 60 hours, and her photo became iconic.
24894 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Thanks I hate cockroach boobs
24893 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
I can't believe Dany sailing to Westeros was the last scene of Game of Thrones! I'm sad HBO decided to cancel the show but at least it ends on a high note.
24892 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Witnesses ‘Must Testify’ At Impeachment Trial, Declares GOP Group. ‘Call Your Senators.’
24892 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
We're the Florida reporters who discovered that up to 800 bodies from Tampa's first African-American cemetery were missing. Ask us anything.
24891 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
TIL that all main actors in the movie Saving Private Ryan apart from Matt Damon were required to undergo military training. This was done so the remaining cast would build up genuine resentment for his character.
24890 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
My mom dropped her dog off at a local kennel, an hour later she escaped. They kennel never called and my mom left on her flight early the next morning. When she called an hour ago to check in they told her they had lost the dog. In sub zero temps overnight, the dog is likely dead.
24890 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
This fucking update made Online even worse
24889 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
The Amazon rainforest has been burning down for the past few weeks, and not much is being said or done about it
24889 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
One more to go
24888 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Running as an adult should be socially accepted
24888 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Wait for it
24882 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Elon Musk hails Newt Gingrich's plan to award $2 billion prize to the first company that lands humans on the moon
24882 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
me_irl
24881 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Report: Rudy Giuliani Worked With Fox News Legal Guests on Secret Project to Dig Up Ukraine Dirt on Joe Biden
24881 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Adam Schiff: President Trump ‘Doesn’t Give a Sh*t’ About What’s Good for America
24880 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
A PewDiePie fan keeps repeatedly defacing the WW2 memorial in Brooklyn
24880 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Wolf girl would like a boop
24878 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Two gangsters regret fighting trained fighter.
24878 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Donald Trump used to call Kirstjen Nielsen at home in the mornings to demand she stop migrants: Report
24877 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Trump supporters who donated to GoFundMe wall now worry they got scammed
24876 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Cat is like: "After much consideration, I have decided to never do that again."
24875 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
The fear in those eyes.
24874 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
One year later and I have lost 205 pounds. Thank you to Geoff and Adam Ellis for specifically inspiring me over the past year.
24873 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Strict DM [OC]
24873 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
So basically every price
24873 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
Roses are red, he's got an itch
24873 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
The People vs. Donald J. Trump He is demonstrably unfit for office. What are we waiting for?
24872 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
getting new friends into wow classic like
24872 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
A new kind of cat attack
24871 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
I paint stuff.
24870 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Crocs are finally good for something
24870 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Disney really did that to Yoda
24870 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
Seriously? I’m stuck in the middle and you want MY leg room? And an exit row at that 😡
24869 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
My [33M] fiancée [27F] chose to save my deceased father's stuff over her deceased mother's in a fire. How can I ever repay her?
24869 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Helping a friend
24869 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
She even mentioned MERIDA, so save your racism, er... Ginger Concern Trolling!
24869 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
He didn't do it
24869 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Pretty much how college works
24868 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Lord of the Rings themed painting by me.
24867 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Instant job offer.
24864 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
San Francisco police chief calls for probe of his own force, as reporter whose home was raided seeks an apology
24863 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
It’s a navigational instrument! 🤣
24863 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
We did alright for a couple of avengers
24862 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
Elevator party with a twist
24862 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Wait wut
24860 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
New photo from ‘Hobbs and Shaw’, starring Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, and Idris Elba
24860 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
I only drink free-range, organic water
24859 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
It takes a village!
24858 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
My mother took over a year to make this tatted tablecloth
24858 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
This is a dynamite tree
24857 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Let's spreddit
24857 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
How does she lie on her back? Or poop? Or wipe?!
24856 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019