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Reddit (2019)

Dolphin is impressed
31898 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
It was nazi best idea
31897 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
10 glass coasters printed with sequential illustrations of the brain. When stacked in the correct order they reveal a complete three-dimensional “scan” of human brain.
31895 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
This is the first flower ever grown entirely in space.
31892 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Happy Mother’s Day to one of these three interns.
31892 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
TIL in medieval games of chess, pawns that had been promoted to queen would be given the title of an "advisor," so as to not imply that the king had more than one queen or was unfaithful.
31890 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
me irl
31890 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
Theresa May Survives No-Confidence Vote
31890 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
If Hunter Biden Is Fair Game, So Are Trump’s Kids
31888 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
Petition to make this idiot the sub’s official mascot
31887 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
No validation required.
31886 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
The bisexuals are coming! The bisexuals are coming!
31885 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Somebody created the custom “It’s MA’AM” freak out at the Gamestop Funko Pop
31883 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
LPT: Get the originals over low-fat versions of food. After taking out the fat, food tastes terrible, so the companies pump it full of sugar to make up for it. Sugar contributes more to weight gain than fat does.
31883 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
But I only have 800 dollars
31881 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
7 Months, 7 pants sizes down! Even us middle-aged fogies can get it done!
31880 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
How would you feel about a law that doesn't allow people above the age of 75 years to vote because it is not their future to decide ?
31878 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
TIL: that adjectives, in the English language, are meant to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. "A lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife."
31878 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
The "Millennial as viewed from Gen Z" starterpack
31877 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Let's stop paying our taxes. They can't arrest us all
31876 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
John Legend about appearing in R. Kelly doc: "It didn't feel risky at all. I believe these women and don't give a fuck about protecting a serial child rapist. Easy decision."
31875 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
TIL in 1968 Elton John attempted suicide but was discovered by Bernie Taupin. Upon finding Elton's head in the oven, resting on a pillow, with the gas on low, and all the windows open, Bernie couldn't stop laughing. This event inspired the hit single "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
31874 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
24 immigrants have died in ICE custody during the Trump administration
31873 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
TIL In oder to set a precedent for the future of the office, George Washington chose to be called "Mr. President" instead of the senate proposed titles of "His Excellency" or "His Highness the President"
31873 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
[Image] Hope
31872 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
He really is
31872 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
" FaZe Pro Gamer " cough aimboting mid stream
31869 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Dog doesn't care for guy's cologne
31868 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
I am an 89 year old great-grandmother from Romania. I've lived through a monarchy, WWII, and Communism. AMA.
31868 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
I feel like reddit would enjoy these birdies I doodled onto some colour tests!
31868 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
After years of abuse by priests, #NunsToo are speaking out. A #NunsToo movement has emerged from #MeToo, as Roman Catholic nuns start speaking out about sexual abuse by priests. Cases of rape and forced abortion have begun coming to light.
31867 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
What is a weird hobby that you’ve been hiding from your family/friends?
31867 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
Bezos and Musk’s satellite internet could save Americans $30B a year
31866 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
This is where UPS left my new tv. Glad I got home before a porch pirate found it.
31865 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Manafort accused by Mueller of sharing 2016 polling data with Russian linked to Moscow intelligence
31862 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
Guy Uses A RC Panzer Tank Controlled With A Nintendo Switch To Deploy A Lego Constructed Bridge.
31859 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Gas station employee goes up to boss and asks for a vacation, and she playfully tells him "I don't think so, honey". He goes on to show her his $258.5 Million Powerball ticket.
31858 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Over $100 of cocaine?
31858 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
It's the sad truth
31858 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
White House 'tried to cover up details of Trump-Ukraine call'
31858 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Feds: Texas man planning mass shooting hit with weapons charge
31858 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
Nighttime Rituals, me, oils, 2019
31856 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
This little bird is absolutely mesmerized by this washing machine.
31852 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
tyre pressure low
31851 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Cue the music bois
31850 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
You never know what someone is going through
31848 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
🔥 A very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of wildlife cam 🔥
31847 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
Relaxing games
31841 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
I feel bad for this guy
31840 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Donald Trump has violated his oath. Mitch McConnell is about to violate 2.
31832 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
This could legit get someone killed
31831 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
The beloved President of Portugal saying hello to kids
31831 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
TIFU by knocking out the guy I'm seeing
31830 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
TIL a woman in Mexico named Ines Ramirez performed a C-section on herself after hours of painful contractions. Fearing that her baby would be stillborn, she drank 2 cups of high-proof alcohol and used a kitchen knife to make the incision. Both the mother and the baby survived.
31829 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Fairlife, Coca-Cola, hit with second wave of lawsuits over animal abuse allegations
31827 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Do it already
31827 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
How have you seen a persons life be ruined in a single day?
31826 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
'Trump basically turned me into a Democrat': Working-class white women drifting away from the president
31826 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
cursed blindness
31826 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
This camera footage looks like a typical silent comedy movie
31826 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
AOC wants to Make America Great Again, she just doesn’t have the hats
31825 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to acting DHS chief McAleenan: "Did you see the images of officers circulating Photoshopped images of my violent rape?" McAleenan: "Yes I did." AOC: "Are those officers on the job today and responsible for the safety of migrant women and children?" McAleenan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
31825 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
Wild rolling gust front in front of a severe thunderstorm. Greenville, WI
31823 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
The CEO of my company doing the dishes after buying everyone lunch. This is why I love my job
31822 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
me_irl
31822 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
Can you just fuck off, Frank
31821 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
I really felt this one (r/whitepeopletwitter)
31819 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Naeem Rashid, the man who tried to overpower the Christchurch shooter, has died in the hospital today. Let’s please remember him and his bravery, instead of the monster that took his life.
31818 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
This is how you mom
31818 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
Noooh, it's knot possible
31818 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Thank you, very nice
31818 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
oh no
31818 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Sexy vegan
31815 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
The Nerf™ squad starterpack
31813 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
People who have found their friends "secret" Reddit accounts, what was the most shocking thing you found out about them?
31813 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Christians in name only
31812 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Hard time at work lately, came home and the wife surprised me with a new family member.
31811 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
Vaccine hesitancy, the reluctance or refusal to receive vaccination, is a growing public health problem in the US and globally. A new study suggests that government policies removing nonmedical exemptions can be effective at increasing vaccination coverage.
31811 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Took this photo of my wife with my old film camera
31808 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Untouched violin rosin.
31807 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
Tournament players smelling so bad that an official rule needed to be made telling people to wash.
31806 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
TIL Palau is the first country on Earth that requires every visitor to sign a Passport pledge upon entry to act in an environmentally conscious way on the island for the sake of their children and future generations
31806 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Damn.
31805 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
I'm sure the parents are thrilled. And your high schools costs more than I make a year
31805 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Can’t get here soon enough...
31804 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
A guy I went to highschool with disrespecting Japanese culture
31803 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
TIL that Geddy Lee’s (lead singer and bassist for Rush) parents met in a Nazi work camp, were both sent to Auschwitz. His fater was then sent to Dachau and his mother went to Bergen-Belsen. Both were liberated and eventually reunited.
31800 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Expectations vs. reality
31799 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
We all know that sound
31799 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
A Jewish man decides his son isn't religious enough, so pays for him to go visit Israel.
31798 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Donald Trump's Approval Rating Is Lower Than All Four Members Of The Squad
31797 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
This guy is next level desperate, not to mention how gross this is
31796 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
i love you
31796 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Fingernail printer
31795 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
Well? Are you seeing the shit?
31794 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Colonialism? Aww man
31793 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
My daughter’s first powwow in her new jingle dress.
31793 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
Just safe to assume
31793 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
Nunes Aide Is Leaking the Ukraine Whistleblower’s Name, Sources Say
31792 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
My favorite hike ended with what became my favorite photo. Rawson Lake, Peter Lougheed Provincial Park, Alberta, Canada.
31790 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019