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Anon is a normie
17951 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
I (26f) am an escort and I am falling in love with one of my clients (39M)
17951 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
Cat no like coke
17950 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
TIL that Akon, a successful artist who won several platinums stopped with music to focus on his humanitarian project "Akon Lighting Africa". This project has installed more than 200.000 solar power systems and are educating people in learning how to use solar power.
17950 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
There's a traffic light in Germany where you can play ping pong with the people on the other side to make waiting fun
17949 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
Taking the dog out for a walk...
17948 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Just found the nicest guy in the Minneapolis airport! He was having conversations with everyone who came out to him. Great guy!
17948 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
Gotcha
17948 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
I'm having my left leg amputated today. I wore this shirt and wrote this on my leg for the surgeons. If I couldn't laugh about it...
17948 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
capital d colon
17947 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Hydraulic Press vs Rupert Drop
17947 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Punks larking around in the West End of London. 1977.
17947 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, because the field probably isn’t hiring
17946 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
My friend lives in the same complex as the Pokémon Pickup!
17946 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
To all the redditors coming here from /r/AskReddit
17945 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Animated version of cat with peculiar jumping style
17945 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Best version yet.
17945 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Winter camping wakeup
17945 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Twelve years ago I played a dumb social game online. Twelve years ago, I met a kid and we somehow became friends, best friends, brothers. A week ago, I met him for the first time ever in person. Later that week, I was the best man at his wedding.
17944 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
TIL that children's TV host Soupy Sales, during one of his programs, asked children to send him the "funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. Presidents" from their parent's wallets and purses. He received thousands of dollars in the mail and was suspended for two weeks.
17943 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
This slinky duo performance.
17943 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
He loves the poorly educated for a reason
17943 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Flex on the imperial system
17942 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Me irl
17939 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
My beautiful mom when she was 18. El Salvador, 1992
17939 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Boys
17938 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
A Mexican company makes plastic cutlery and straws that are made out of avocado seeds. They all completely biodegrade in 240 days.
17936 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
Today in Pittsburgh. Sinkhole eats bus. No one seriously hurt.
17936 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
aggressive girl scout cookie seller, future MLM worker
17936 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
Older gentleman excited for his birthday
17936 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
What Borderlands looked like before the switch to cell shaded.
17935 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
These are some interesting cupcakes
17935 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
FBI Director Wray says foreign influence campaigns targeting US have continued 'virtually unabated'
17934 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Too soon?
17934 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
It takes some people a lifetime to learn what a 3 year old knows
17933 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
AITA for not letting my kids go on vacation with my ex because it's my time with them.
17932 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Kicked our at 16. Parents took all my money.
17932 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
When I'm tripping in my apartment and discover a new god
17932 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Ted Lieu plays a clip of Candace Owens’ comments on Hitler to ridicule Republicans for inviting her to a hearing on white nationalism
17931 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
These little guys would just rip up your calendar to make themselves look pretty.
17931 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
Ea does such a good job
17931 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
trust me guys absolutely nothing
17930 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Every... Frickin'... Time
17930 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Fuck dialogue I just want to fight
17929 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Someone replaced the T-Rex with Pee-wee Herman in Jurassic Park
17929 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
Shout out to the post office
17929 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Why are people so against genetically modified food when broccoli is literally a man made vegetable?
17928 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Buttigieg Campaign Introduces Contest for Lowest Donation
17928 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
This video keeps me awake at night
17927 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Bra-less woman calls her neighbors dog a homo
17927 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Kelly Buchman calls out Harvey Weinstein at an event for young actors, gets booed
17927 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
I used to complain about German over engineering.. I present the 2018 Honda Clarity rear suspension
17926 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Report implicates VP Pence in intensifying Trump scandal
17926 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
🔥 Elephant has no clue what to do when it gets charged by a baby water buffalo 🔥
17925 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Took a picture of the Milky Way while my girlfriend stood in an underpass with a headlamp looking up (edited in Lightroom). Devil's Lake State Park, Wisconsin.
17925 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
World's Most Moral Army
17925 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
I'm on strike
17924 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Stephen A Smith on athletes complaining about the way they're treated: "Just stop. You get paid to ball. It is no crime for somebody to want to see you perform. And you got people that bring up such extreme measures, the "slave mentality." Shut the hell up. It's an insult to our ancestors."
17924 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
These brushstrokes.
17924 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
Boredom at its finest
17923 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
The reason dashcams were invented
17923 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Some people just don’t care about anything
17922 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
How printed circuit boards are recycled
17921 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Nikki Haley is wrong: Finland takes care of new moms way better than the US
17921 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
hmmm
17921 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
MRW am trying to remember if I locked the door
17920 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
[No Spoilers] I spent 6 days carving this Targaryen sigil in slate.
17920 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
People who post pictures of restaurant menus on Yelp when you can't find them anywhere else are the real MVPs.
17920 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
These friggin billionaires
17919 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
For every girl I've seen that's had their venmo in their bio, I've sent a THOT tax of $.69. Today someone finally paid up.
17919 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
I forsee a meme
17919 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Barack Obama Says His Administration Showed It’s ‘Possible to Achieve Great Power Without Corruption’
17919 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Apex Legends is the First Game to Top Fortnite 10 Days in a Row on Twitch
17919 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Can you guess what that is?
17919 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
Who remembers AR reading
17918 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
San Francisco police union calls on chief to resign after raid on reporter's home
17918 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
And the difference is?
17917 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
me_irl
17917 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Such a letdown tbh...
17916 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
When your squadmates carry you the entire match
17915 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Intruder alert!
17915 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
TIL due to high ruble inflation during the fall of the USSR, parody dollar bills dropped by AC/DC during their concert in Moscow were used in monetary transactions and considered more valuable than rubles.
17915 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
Uhh...
17915 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Triads attacking civilians, anyone, on the MTR in Yuen Long. Using weapons against women and children.
17914 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
So I am done being wishy-washy. Impeach him. Now
17914 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
My dad is sending me to boot camp this month because I didn't get my hair cut the way he wanted but he didn't tell he how he wanted it. I was sobbing in the back off my work when he sent me these messages
17913 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Elon Musk just doubled down on his theory on why nuking Mars would be a good idea - the idea of launching nuclear weapons just over Mars' poles to help warm the planet and make it more hospitable for human life, by releasing the CO2 trapped inside Mars' ice caps, producing a greenhouse effect.
17913 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
Just your typical school picture
17913 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
George Conway: Mueller report must have 'something pretty damning' if it can't exonerate Trump
17913 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Perfection found in Fez, Morocco
17912 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
🔥 The Northern white-faced owl changes its appearance to respond to threats
17910 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
Sunsets best spent down in a sea cave. Los Angeles, CA [OC] [4000x5000] | Insta @worldpins
17909 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
.......hey
17909 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Apex predator
17908 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
New Official Spider-Man: Far From Home Poster that calls back to the Homecoming one
17908 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Trump's 2018 increase in tariffs caused an aggregate real income loss of $7.2 billion (0.04% of GDP) by raising prices for consumers.
17906 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Worker regrets playing this prank
17906 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
How to effectively slice a pomegranate
17906 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Happy St.Patricks day from Ireland
17906 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
Dogmander,Dogmeleon,Dogizard
17906 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019