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HMC while I bamboozle this monkey.
5929 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
It’s my cake day so let’s see what you got
5928 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
THIS is why atheists keep talking about Christians
5928 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
I'm not crying, you are
5928 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Magic Pie Bush
5927 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
My twin passed 2.5 years ago, and it brought my favorite person into my life. We just married a couple of days ago and went to say thank you.
5927 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
Yep. History sure has changed.
5926 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Nikola Jokic on what he did over the weekend without practice: "I was watching Pokemon for 5 hours."
5926 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
The Armchair Historian quits YouTube because they keep demonitizing his videos.
5926 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
To fit in
5925 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Ok boomer
5924 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Some gamers are upset that Blizzard changed the outfit of one of their characters to be less revealing
5924 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Men with trust issues, have you stopped dating a girl you really liked that you felt was too attractive for you because of the attention she gets and then gone back to dating ‘less’ attractive people because you found them easier to trust? Why?
5924 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
The force difference between a baseball and a softball.
5923 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Behold the Rise of the Mech!
5920 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Speak English or GTFO
5918 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Excuse me wtf
5918 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
A Man has been held in a Canadian Maximum Security Prison for 6 Years. No one knows who he is and he refuses to give his identity.
5917 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Anon gets a gril pregnant
5917 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
LOOL
5917 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
i don’t have school today!
5916 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
It is definitely more costly to live a life of poverty.
5916 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Is it normal to want a penis
5916 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
The International 2019 Battle Pass
5915 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Kawhi Leonard Catching and Palming a Ball Out of Mid-Air Compared to Jordan Palming a Ball Out of Mid-Air
5914 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
[Update] My (36m) wife (33f) was sued, I'm feeling resentment towards her and I don't know how to move past it.
5913 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
My time has come
5912 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
Happy mother's day
5912 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
[Postgame Thread] Kansas Defeats Boston College 48-24
5912 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
No. 1 Duke stunned by Stephen F. Austin at the buzzer
5911 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Anon meets a gril online
5910 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Nah
5910 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
YSK It is cheaper to buy an espresso machine and ship coffee from Italy than it is to buy a lattes continuously
5909 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
[Homemade] Creme Brulee
5908 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
petition for this to be the subreddit icon for mother's day
5908 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
[SPOILERS] The only reunion that I want to see tonight.
5908 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Oculus Rift S Is Official: 1440p LCD, Better Lenses, 5 Camera Inside-Out Tracking, Halo Strap, $399
5908 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Holy shit...
5906 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
There's a strong anti-science movement on the Left, too.
5906 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
ELI5: Why does the sun get easier to look at the lower it gets in the sky?
5906 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Paul Rudd Shows Conan A Clip From "Living With Yourself" - CONAN on TBS
5905 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
When you expect a full jug of milk.
5905 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Tesla Cyber Truck (CybrTrk) Unveil - Event Megathread - November 21, 2019
5904 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Jared Dudley on the worst city to have an off day in: "Even though I played for Milwaukee, it’s so cold. It’s hard to do stuff. Man, that is a good question. You have to go bad weather. So … Indiana. Indiana. I’m putting Indiana on it. I’ve never done anything in Indiana."
5904 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
I got my girlfriend's friend a job at my company. He repaid me by sleeping with her. Ten years later, I'm taking his position and firing him, and it feels great.
5904 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Here comes!!!
5904 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Let me see if I can keep up with you
5903 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Fiancée stuck in Saudi Arabia
5902 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Well that sucks
5900 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
[OC] Barbarian Wizard Comic
5898 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
I can't stand people who brag about working overtime.
5898 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Turning up to a job you hate and savouring a few minutes of peace in the car before going in but an overly eager colleague knocks on the window and wants to walk in with you
5897 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Summer vibes!
5897 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Hmmm
5896 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
This door has great privacy.
5895 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
NEWS: US Senator has introduced a bill to ban loot boxes and pay to win microtransactions in video games for minors
5894 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Nvidia and AMD are shipping fewer GPUs as retailers sit on inventory
5893 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
What’s something crazy you constantly do for you SO?
5893 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
PsBattle: Someone dressed as Kuzco.
5892 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Florida governor signs ban on child-like sex dolls
5892 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Why do I smell something burning
5890 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Am I doing this right?
5890 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
New EG roster: Arteezy, Abed, Ramzes666, Cr1t, Fly
5890 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
LPT when traveling through airports, bring an EMPTY water bottle. Security won’t allow LIQUIDS through. So you wouldn’t have to spend $4 on bottle of water, when you could refill.
5889 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Is it possible for a single, random atom to split on its own, at any time?
5888 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Premier Doug Ford booed by massive crowd celebrating Raptors Championship parade
5888 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
A Confessional From the Guy Who Left Your LFG Team
5886 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
ITAP in a empty metro in Amsterdam
5885 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
You travel back to 1950 and can show one movie that will absolutely blow their minds - what do you choose?
5885 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Pro Gamer Move
5884 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
the game hasn’t even been out a full day guys lol
5883 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Just a Reminder: Russia’s Internet Extremism Laws Prevents Anybody in Russia From so Much as ‘Liking’ This Image. Anything Critical of Putin is Shut Down, and Prison Sentences are Freely Dished out. Massive Restriction of Civil Rights In Russia.
5883 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Post title: "truth". Because of *COURSE* it is.
5882 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
LPT: if you need your past tax returns for any reason, don't go to TurboTax. They will make you upgrade to the paid version first. Instead go to the IRS website and get them for free.
5882 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Tfue sues faze clan
5882 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Detention.
5881 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Announcing The Hunter & The Beast
5881 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Oh My...
5881 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Who else is psyched for the first Black Hole image tomorrow?
5879 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
What a time for a select few to be alive!
5879 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
[OC] How close are the title races in the top leagues? An alternative look at the tables.
5879 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
This cop snapped
5878 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
My brother got my grandma’s maiden name tattooed on his ribs. She was kind of upset he was getting a tattoo until she saw it.
5877 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Vintage style charger at ice cream shop
5877 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
When you're Best Friend becomes your Wife.
5877 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
The lights on this plane to Iceland.
5876 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
War Campaign Finale - Saurfang and Sylvanas Cinematic
5875 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
SiCkO PLaYs gOD anD chAnGEs a CAtS anAtoMY
5874 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
What is the WORST book title you've ever read?
5874 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Entitled Aunt calls me selfish for not giving my brand new £1600 pc to my cousin
5873 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
I was sitting in a coffee shop in Amsterdam and couldn't believe how perfect they were sitting
5873 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
[Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Oklahoma 63-28
5871 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
TIL about the dihydrogen monoxide parody, the action of calling water by an unfamiliar chemical name, listing "side effects" which are just scientific terms for harmless water-related bodily processes, and calling for it to be banned. This demonstrates the importance of scientific literacy.
5870 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
If a woman can abort a child, a man can abandon a child
5867 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Pakistan to recognize Naeem Rashid with ‘National Award’ for his act of valour during NZ terror attack
5864 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
These power blackouts have really been bringing out some Scumbag Steve's in the community
5863 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Reddit suspended my account for 7 days because I told someone they deserved to have their ass beat. The suspension ended today, and I stand by the comment that got me suspended. Fuck that guy, he deserved an ass beating.
5863 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
Arthars Banned In-Game for Talking About Party Member On-Stream, Says Nothing Rude In-Game.
5863 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
RTE leak shows Conor McGregor arrested on suspicion of assault in Dublin, questioned.
5863 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Bayern München [4]-1 Eintracht Frankfurt - F. Ribéry 72'
5862 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019