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  1. Jar of mustard that has a handle on it so you can reuse it as a cup later!

    32694 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  2. My brother's dog - I swear he looks like a cartoon dog sometimes.

    32693 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  3. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

    32692 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019

  4. Texas attorney shuts of mic and police escort out volunteer of the year at a public school meeting for calmly expressing her views. What country is this?

    32690 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  5. Hey guys remember in China when nothing happened at all

    32690 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  6. What is a personal question you've always wanted to ask a gay guy, but thought it was too private to ask?

    32688 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  7. You can see Jupiter in the daytime if you know where to look. This was taken from my backyard Sunday morning. [OC]

    32688 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  8. Think smart

    32685 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  9. Bob Ross pulling a little sneaky on ya'.

    32684 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  10. Come down

    32684 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  11. Chocolate cake I made for my sisters birthday - the icing is subpar but I tried [Homemade]

    32683 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  12. This "Seatbelts save lives" campaign

    32683 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  13. Euthanized by words

    32683 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  14. Number of listings per drugs category on a popular darkweb market [OC]

    32682 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  15. Bamboozled

    32680 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  16. This little pup knows how to enjoy summer

    32680 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  17. When you ask your friend to print your boarding pass

    32679 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  18. So insignificant

    32678 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  19. Brett Kavanaugh Is Already Done Pretending He Respects Abortion Rights - And Susan Collins is to blame.

    32678 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  20. Ridley Scott’s Original ‘Alien’ Returning to Theaters Starting October 13

    32675 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  21. If you could keep any animal as a pet and it would be 100% friendly and loyal, what animal would you pick?

    32675 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  22. Woman that made false rape accusation gets jail time.

    32675 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  23. Linus building the desk PC

    32675 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  24. A tower of giraffes out for a run

    32674 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  25. Lonzo Ball released more songs on spotify (21), than he made free throws last season (20).

    32673 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  26. Should I [40F] report my niece [17F] to the police?

    32672 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  27. My mom’s iron looks like the shark from Jaws

    32671 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  28. Warner: 'Enormous evidence' of contacts between Trump campaign and Russia

    32670 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  29. I work at a vet clinic where my senior rescue sits on the reception desk, greeting everyone and charming them into giving her lots of treats. One of our clients bought her an authentic Burberry sweater. So spoiled.

    32669 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  30. She’s the one

    32669 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  31. Cryptocurrency tycoon died leaving $145M in limbo

    32668 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  32. the girl i babysit has white/blonde eyelashes on one eye and black on the other

    32668 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019

  33. To take a panoramic photo which included their dog.

    32667 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  34. The boys out here be living in 1918

    32667 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  35. Damn sorry Mom, it all makes sense!

    32666 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019

  36. LPT: If you are going on a blind date or meeting someone for the first time in person, set an alarm on your phone that will go off about 25-30 minutes in and have it set to your phone's ringtone. You can pretend it is a call and be able to have an excuse to leave if you need to without being rude.

    32666 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  37. I took a photo of my husband and his babygirl and it looks like they are about to star in a detective series; Indiana Jones and the Last Purrsade. I love these two so much.

    32664 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  38. If you believe in zodiac signs, you are fucking stupid

    32664 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  39. Bernie Sanders is not only back, he has the best shot at the nomination right now

    32663 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  40. World's best professor.

    32663 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  41. Russia Instagram influencer found dead in suitcase

    32662 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  42. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduces legislation for a 10-year Green New Deal plan to turn the US carbon neutral

    32661 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  43. I accidentally killed my brother.

    32659 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  44. Trump claims he suffers 'highest level of Presidential Harassment in history', despite assassination of four previous presidents

    32659 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  45. Pets mourn too. We suddenly lost our one family dog to a very aggressive disease, last week. His name was Isaac and he was only 6 years old. Here is a picture of his brother, laying on Isaac’s old bed, missing him dearly.

    32657 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  46. Canada Border Services seizes lawyer's phone, laptop for not sharing passwords | CBC News

    32656 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  47. They Found Her

    32655 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  48. Dwight D Eisenhower‘s final address, warning of the military industrial complex. Something everyone should watch.

    32655 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  49. Or snowflake

    32654 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  50. Donald Trump's team had 100 contacts with Russian-linked officials: report

    32653 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  51. At least Hillary's campaign manager isn't behind bars in solitary right now, crapping on a stainless steel toilet

    32653 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019

  52. If only life was like this, then we wouldn’t need a subreddit for Choosing Beggars.

    32651 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  53. Lawrence O'Donnell: Source says Russian oligarchs co-signed Trump's Deutsche Bank loans

    32651 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  54. “As a mom...”

    32650 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  55. DOJ says Christian employers should be allowed to make women wear skirts and that it should be legal to fire someone for being transgender. Loud and clear: your employer's religion shouldn't dictate whether women can wear pants nor should it be legal to fire someone for being trans.

    32649 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  56. I saw you guys liked my Croissant Dragon! Here is another one. I present to you: Chocolate Dragon!

    32649 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  57. Somebody who goes to my school.

    32649 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  58. Roses are red!

    32648 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  59. China makes it a criminal offense to publish deepfakes or fake news without disclosure

    32647 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  60. This extremely clean knife flip

    32647 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  61. Just figured everyone needed to see this today

    32646 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  62. Total Bros freeing Circus animals!

    32645 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  63. Finally done! Been working on this ballpoint drawing on and off for over 2 years now. It has a lot of mistakes that i made in the beginning but I'm happy with it overall. Quarter for scale.

    32645 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  64. Presidential Historian Warns 'We're Heading Toward A 'U.S. V. Trump' Supreme Court Case,' Calls Nixon's Actions 'Sedate' Compared To Trump's

    32645 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  65. FedEx trainee casually tosses my $1500 camera lens 10-15 feet into my screen door and porch

    32644 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  66. Give me my tax money, Jon

    32644 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  67. What is the scariest encounter with another human you have ever experienced?

    32643 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  68. Moms of Reddit: What do you actually want for Mother's day?

    32643 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  69. At first I thought it was a retro ad, but then I saw MAGA

    32641 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  70. If humans suddenly didn't ever have to sleep any more, and you now have an extra 8 hours everyday, what would you do with that time?

    32640 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  71. Flat earthers are so fascinating.

    32639 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  72. Giant Japanese Salamander’s chonky paws

    32639 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  73. Sterilizing your children...

    32639 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  74. The only way to relieve stress in class

    32637 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  75. Finally trying Minecraft after playing Terraria, but something isn't quite right

    32637 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  76. Senior High School student in my hometown was not allowed to walk with his graduating class this year for speaking out against the incompetent administration

    32637 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019

  77. I decided to try a new approach to Tinder and cast a wide net

    32636 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  78. Donald Trump erupts after polls say he would lose to every major Democrat in 2020: 'They don't even exist'

    32634 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  79. This dog knows how photogenic he is.

    32634 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  80. The Xoloitzcuintli (Mexican hairless dog) is considered a guide for the dead towards the underworld by the Aztecs.

    32632 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  81. I merged my solar and lunar eclipse photo into this composite: a solunar eclipse!

    32632 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  82. TIL that Nirvanas album cover on “Nevermind” was almost rejected by the label because you could see the babies’ penis. Kurt Cobain then said the only compromise he would take is placing a sticker over the penis saying “If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile.”

    32631 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  83. Fuck you D&D

    32630 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  84. TIFU by getting fucked by a cricket and cumming

    32629 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  85. Caught a live one.

    32629 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  86. Always Protecting

    32629 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  87. Shameful

    32628 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  88. This long af avocado

    32628 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  89. Official Who Heard Call Says Trump Got 'Rolled' By Turkey and 'Has No Spine'

    32627 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  90. My shirt was a hit at work today, part 2

    32627 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  91. This priest shelters stray dogs and brings them to the church so they can be adopted

    32626 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  92. This guy doesn’t flip the board, the board flips him

    32625 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  93. Remember when COD would poke fun at noobs instead of designing the entire game around protecting them?

    32625 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  94. That’s just mean

    32625 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  95. Man Shows Incredible Restraint As Idiot Racist Unloads On Him

    32625 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  96. Jack Black

    32624 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019

  97. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    32624 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  98. What a pilot goes through during an air show

    32624 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  99. What is something you can’t believe people enjoy doing?

    32624 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019

  100. NEW VIDEO: CONGRATULATIONS! (T-series Diss track two?)

    32620 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019