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Baby pony, big ol boney
6368 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
C9 Nisqy running it down and trolling in Solo Queue
6368 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Old hag screaming before actually getting tattooed, yells for help from different employee who is actually artist's underling.
6368 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Jesus wept. This could also qualify for r/punchablefaces
6368 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
This picture of an employee messaging her boss to try and fix the point of sale is being used to farm Karma. With poor grammar no less.
6367 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
Thanks Nigga
6365 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Fizdale guaranteed Hezonja that in the Knicks’ last game in Orlando no matter what the situation, he would start him. In his first game against the Magic in an opponent’s uniform, Hezonja dropped in a career-high 29 points.
6365 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
13 y/o daughter on the autism spectrum never showed interest in household chores... until now.
6365 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Transgender sprinters finish 1st, 2nd at Connecticut girls indoor track championships
6365 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
What is the longest blood-line dynasty in human history?
6364 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
I'll watch them all
6364 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
TIFU by getting ”sleep paralysis”
6364 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Raiola : "Paul Pogba is determined to leave MUFC this summer. Everyone within the club from the manager to the owner knows Paul’s wishes. Everyone knows the willingness of Paul to move on. We are in the process of that" [The Times]
6364 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
I drove by this crashed full-sized TIE fighter in Heber City, UT today.
6364 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Make me regret posting this
6364 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Samuel L. Jackson’s voice is coming to Amazon’s Alexa – and yes, there’s an ‘explicit’ option
6363 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
The seven Stages of Grief - Anthem Edition
6363 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
The disrespect
6363 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Real life "Ass Pounder 4000"
6363 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
(FL) Help! My girlfriend is threatening to tell the police I abuse her if I leave her and I am terrified for my future.
6363 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Not something you see every day!
6363 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
What are some absurd rules of modern dating?
6363 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
The London Metal Exchange
6361 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Justice was served!
6360 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
AITA for confronting my husband about a fake silicone penis he wears?
6360 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Make me feel special
6360 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
SO GLAD WE ARE ABLE TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION
6359 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
"Why on earth would she want to be a boy?!"
6359 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
A bandit on the road! ( found on crappy paid Instagram ad )
6359 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Tim Sweeney, Epic Games CEO, has "reviewed the tone of the Ooblets exclusivity announcement" and says that it was 'awesome'
6358 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
AITA for telling my University teacher she was being arrogant and presumptuous for being offended students addressed her by her first name?
6356 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
'Lupin the Third' Creator Monkey Punch Dies
6356 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
What is up with Belle Delphines Instagram page getting deleted?
6356 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
Wow, mesmerizing
6355 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Watford [1]-2 Wolverhampton - Delofeu 79' [FA Cup]
6355 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
With the decade coming to an end, Millennials can finally replace The Roaring Twenties with The __________ Twenties.
6355 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
This is Murray. He’s currently fighting for his life in the ICU. Last night my husband and I lost everything, including his sister Maggie, to a house fire. I want people to think about him, to love him, and admire his strength.
6353 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Best Buy Employees buy a WiiU for a boy that comes in to their store every day to play it
6352 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Shoot House, Krovnik Farmland (Ground War) & Hardpoint coming on November 8th
6350 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
People spent real money to gild this...twice.
6350 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
this man helping out a teacher (who’s also being a bro to her students)
6349 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Doggo receives pupper as gift!
6348 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
During pregnancy, how does the mother's immune system know to avoid attacking the baby?
6347 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
My ego is far too big, and only getting bigger. Prithee reddit, help me defeat it.
6346 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Once ISIS is defeated they'll be called ______.
6346 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
with ye, kanyes dark fantasy is over. now its a new era, the gospel era
6346 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
He gets the memo
6346 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
What is up with folks denying the Holocaust ever happened?
6345 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Kyrie said he wouldn't shoot 8/22 (36.4%) from the field again after his Game 3 performance. He proceeded to shoot 7/22 (31.8%) from the field in Game 4. When asked about his performance he said, "Who cares?" Kyrie followed this up with a 6/22 (28.6%) shooting night in an elimination game.
6344 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
OUR R/MMA BRO REPRESENTING
6344 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
Liverpool [3]-0 Barcelona : Wijnaldum 56' (agg. 3-3)
6343 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Flamelash - a tale of two braincells
6342 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Cheers to those who don’t have anyone to cheers with. Wishing you a Happy New Year!
6342 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
The Conservative Platform – Tax Cuts for the Affluent, Austerity for the Many
6342 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
The Nobel Committee just revealed that Trump’s nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize was forged: Olav Njolstad, the secretary of the five-member committee, said it appeared that a forged nomination of Mr. Trump for the prize was also submitted last year — and was also referred to the police.
6342 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
They're even on reddit! (I wanted to post this in r/entitledparents but you can't post images)
6342 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
To do an ice bucket challenge.
6341 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
63% of millennial homeowners regret buying home: survey
6340 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Why are there people who don't believe Global Warming is real?
6340 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
1 updoot = 1 prayer
6339 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
My professor took my research, slapped his name on the top as the lead author, moved me to a secondary author, published it, and gave the copyright to my research to a publishing company and will be presenting it at a conference.
6339 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
What do you have too much of?
6339 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
AITA for threatening to leave my boyfriend if I ever got pregnant?
6339 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
New Official Artwork For Sword And Shield
6337 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Question to gamer guys - Why are some so obsessed with girls ?
6334 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Does the temperature of water affect its ability to put out a fire?
6334 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Hot Take: It's okay to stop playing.
6334 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Stewards' document: Hamilton receives 3-place grid penalty and 1 penalty point for impeding Raikkonen
6334 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
Does anyone else immediately distrust a recipe that says "caramelize onions, 5 minutes?" What other lies have you seen in a recipe?
6331 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Don’t ever give up
6331 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
IamAn international volunteer in Rojava (North-East Syria) currently resisting the invasion by Turkey, AMA
6331 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
a friend’s boyfriend’s friend. bonus drunk texts from months ago. suuure
6326 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
EM calls me Slut for having big breasts and ED rips off the strap of my Swimsuit
6325 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Don't come in on Monday!
6325 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
My girlfriend found a company that helps people who are financially struggling, but I fear they're scamming us
6324 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
4-2 W4 | Toronto Raptors Heading to the NBA Finals | May 25th 2019
6323 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
[Bulpett] Major change in the Al Horford situation: Per source close to Horford, his side is no longer discussing a new 3-year deal to stay with the Celtics. He is expected to sign a 4-year free agent contract elsewhere... Story to come.
6323 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Aloha! I’m Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard and I’m running for President of the United States of America. AMA!
6322 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Joe Biden Keeps Shooting Past Centrism and Into Conservatism
6322 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Sentenced to death for wanting to help the ill
6322 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
Trump Administration Issues New Rule Making Asylum Seekers Ineligible If They Pass Through Another Country Without Seeking Asylum
6320 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
Today I made friends with an "entitled boomer"
6320 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
I mean absolutely no offense when I ask this, I genuinely don’t understand, but why would anyone ever want to change their gender?
6319 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
AITA For Wanting No Military Uniforms At My Wedding?
6319 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is probably a bad idea.
6319 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
What a waste of bread
6318 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Repost. I forgot to mark out the name.
6317 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Man approaches attacker from four years ago to ask why he did it - and gets punched again
6317 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
AITA I threw an apartment warming party, invited 20 people. 2 showed up. I broke off friendships with everyone who said they would show up and just ghosted, and have been denying any gifts.
6315 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Why is Earth’s moon named “Moon” but all of the other moons have their own names?
6315 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Birth control is abortion now
6314 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Which is sadder? The thought that two parallel lines will go in the same direction forever but never meet, or any other two lines that will eventually meet at some point, but then drift farther and farther away from each other for all eternity?
6314 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Before and after limb Lengthening.
6313 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Woah
6313 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
🦀 KUN0 IS GONE 🦀
6311 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
This review of an Irish police station
6310 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
This is a little Strange.
6310 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Rule 1 of the marathon. Wear nipple tape
6310 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
ITAP of my diving instructor reaching the surface.
6308 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
woof_irl
6308 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019